Hello everyone. I'm Landorkus, but you already know that. I got my name from the Pokémon Black Adventures
- Nicknames: Caws, Landy, Lando, Vanti
- Gender: Female. Please, don't forget it.
- Other: See below.
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Tropes that apply to Landorkus
- All Girls Like Ponies
- Brainy Brunette
- Broken Bird: Of the cynical and violent varieties.
- Berserk Button: Messing with my stuff and mispronouncing my last name, which none of you will ever know. Also, calling me by an incorrect name.
- Catchphrase: Several.
- Cluster F-Bomb: My conversations tend to be 40% swearing, 30% logic, 15% mindfuckery, and 15% horrid puns.
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
- Lady Looks Like a Dude
- Little Miss Snarker / Deadpan Snarker
- One of the Boys
- Pungeon Master
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness
- The Smart Guy
- Teen Genius
- Younger than They Look: People have mistaken me for 20-something.
- Wrench Wench: There's a reason I'm in both woodshop and metalshop.
- Mistaken for Racist: Just because the majority of the assholes who bully me are black, causing my hatred of them, doesn't make me racist.
- "I don't hate you because you're black. I hate you because you're a fucking asshole." -Me
- Does Not Know Her Own Strength
- Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: Masculine Girl to almost all male friends' relatively Feminine Boy.
- Samus Is a Girl: You have no idea how often this happens, despite my obviously feminine name.
- Curtains Match the Window: Brown, when not dyed. However, my hair is naturally dark chocolate and my eyes are deep amber.
- Nightmare Fetishist
- Wholesome Crossdresser: This, along with Lady Looks Like a Dude, made a girl scream when I walked into the locker room on the third day of school. Hilarity Ensued.
- Teens Are Monsters: I thoroughly enjoy humiliating people that have bullied me. I also go on Kill 'em All missions in games because that's not legal in real life.
- Affably Evil: Despite my eeriness and sadistic tendencies, I'm actually quite kind... if I trust you. Otherwise I'm cold and distant.
- Fangirl: Oh hell yes.
- Ascended Fangirl: In Black Adventures, the fact that I'm a girl prompted Author!Black to make Dream World Landorus so feminine that Juniper thinks that Landorus is a girl.
- Smart People Play Chess
- Self-Deprecation: Everyone says I'm pretty except me.
- Twofer Token Minority: Twofer is a vast understatement.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Peppermint bark. Also peanut butter cups to a lesser extent.
- Crazy People Play Chess
- Not so Above It All: Intelligent? Yes. Writes inappropriate fanfiction on an almost daily basis? Oh hell yes.
- Happily Failed Suicide
- Shipper on Deck
- Muscles Are Meaningless: People are often surprised when they see me carry my own weight, if only for a few minutes. I recall one moment when I carried my friend to class because he needed to get upstairs and had a broken leg.
- Launcher of a Thousand Ships
- Geeky Turn-On: General science, dissecting things, and human anatomy.
- Forgets to Eat: And sleep.
- Lantern Jaw of Justice
- Contralto of Danger: I have a tenor voice, and I'm stronger than I look.
- Just Here for Godzilla: The main reasons I got into NGE were giant robots and Kaworu. What else reeled me in? Giant naked Rei.
- Big Eater: When I remember to eat.
- Being Bullied Makes You Unstable and Distant
Stuff Landorkus likes
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