Stuff people say about Landorkus
Person I don't know: Hey, [name of bully who I do not want to mention], isn't that the girl who kicked your ass last year?
Person I don't know: Holy shit, that man has tits!
kay4today: You monster.
Stuff Landorkus says
"You're the gay furry Ezio." ((to my brother while he played as a homosexual Khajiit wearing Ezio-esque robes in Skyrim))
"If you are now disturbed, you are welcome." ((This one I'm not providing context for.))
"If we all lived in a yellow submarine, we'd probably die from a lack of oxygen." ((No context either))
"GODDAMMIT REINER!" ((Said whenever something involving Reiner happens.))
"<blatantlie> Nope, I totally didn't base that picture
off of Armin screaming from episode 5. </blatantlie>"
off of Armin screaming from episode 5. </blatantlie>" "People assume that the Hopey tree is a strict progression from parent to child, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective point of view, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, father-sonny... stuff."
"What? Your ARMIN is evolving! -Pokémon evolution music- Congratulations! Your ARMIN evolved into HE-MAN!"
"God damn it Six."
"yes i'm a girl yes i watch doctor who don't hit on me silly boys" ((It was accompanied with a picture of me holding a Sonic Screwdriver toy in my mouth, à la 'gamer gurlz'.))
"Let's go let's fucking go you wanna play Kirby like an asshole well I'll kick you so hard that my foot will go straight through your ass and you will have to explain to the dentist why a size six Converse sneaker is lodged between your mandible and soft pallete." ((said to my friend's younger brother))
Stuff Landorkus says in roleplays
Aversa: crowning achievement of the day: use “diddly dang dong dick” in a coherent sentence
Landorkus: YOUR MORALS SUCK!
Landorkus: AT LEAST I'M NOT A WHORE LIKE YOU THUNDHURRBUTT
@actual_bertolt: @Annie_SnK YOU ARE NOT A CREATIVE COLOR -pushes you into vat of ink-
Aversa: I'm married to a screaming octahedron.
Aversa: Get in the fucking robot, Naga.
Aversa: fuck you zygarde ive paralyzed you and your hp is almost nothing
i’ve used 14 balls
and this is after the soft reset where i killed you
i’ve had cruel angel’s thesis play five times
IT’S A FOUR MINUTE LONG SONG
Vaati: im gonna frickle the princess
Vaati: Your universe has one thing going for it. Pornographic art.
Vaati: Stoner? I barely know her!
Diego Brando: I will beat you so hard that you will be quadriplegic.
Things other people say that are cool or funny
Eternal Noob: Golly, this wall hasn't been broken in 100 years, they'll never break in! ((while talking about Attack on Titan))
Eternal Noob: Who would have thought that naked Barbie doll giants would be the purest form of fear, in any manga? ((Again, talking about Attack on Titan))
Eternal Noob: Ba-thoink ((take a wild guess))
Eternal Noob: Why aren't you allowed online? You set the neighbor's wife on fire again? ((good quote best guess))
Scrounge: Unless you're eating people, at which point societal norms are already breached, anything goes, and you can talk about what you damn well please. ((We were talking about why I don't talk about what goes on inside my head to my family))
themilkzombie: The school obviously did not choose the right material for this lettering, because it's getting stuck to my nipples and it hurts. ((He was wearing the shirt inside-out.))
themilkzombie: It feels like 2010 was only three years ago... OH WAIT! (Said 6/26/13)
themilkzombie: COLOSSUS TITAN BITCH-SLAP! -bitch-slaps the air- ((I was trying to explain Attack on Titan Spoilers to him, and I was talking about the Battle of Trost when he interrupted with this.))
Cata: Titan porn sounds like two giants. You have to stand back at least 2 miles before you can see anything good.
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