History Tropers / Landorkus

Hey. I'm Vivien, and I'm here on occasion.

Hey.

Hello everyone. I'm Landorkus, but you already know that. I got my name from the Pokémon Webcomic/BlackAdventures forums.

!!Basic information:

* Nicknames: Caws, Landy, Lando, Vanti

* Gender: Female. Please, don't forget it.

* Other: See below.


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[[folder:Tropes that apply to Landorkus]]

* AllGirlsLikePonies
* BrainyBrunette
* BrokenBird: Of the cynical and violent varieties.
* BerserkButton: Messing with my stuff and mispronouncing my last name, which none of you will ever know. Also, calling me by an incorrect name.
** More recently, Voltorbs.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Several.
* ClusterFBomb: My conversations tend to be 40% swearing, 30% logic, 15% mindfuckery, and 15% horrid puns.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette
* LadyLooksLikeADude
* LittleMissSnarker / DeadpanSnarker
* OneOfTheBoys
* PungeonMaster
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* TheSmartGuy
* TeenGenius
* YoungerThanTheyLook: People have mistaken me for 20-something.
* WrenchWench: There's a reason I'm in both woodshop and metalshop.
* MistakenForRacist: Just because the majority of the assholes who bully me are black, causing my hatred of them, doesn't make me racist.
** "I don't hate you because you're black. I hate you because you're a fucking asshole." -Me
* [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength Does Not Know Her Own Strength]]
* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Masculine Girl to almost all male friends' relatively Feminine Boy.
* SamusIsAGirl: You have no idea how often this happens, despite my obviously feminine name.
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: Brown, when not dyed. However, my hair is naturally dark chocolate and my eyes are deep amber.
* NightmareFetishist
* WholesomeCrossdresser: This, along with LadyLooksLikeADude, made a girl scream when I walked into the locker room on the third day of school. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensued.]]
* TeensAreMonsters: I thoroughly enjoy humiliating people that have bullied me. I also go on KillEmAll missions in games because that's not legal in real life.
* AffablyEvil: Despite my eeriness and sadistic tendencies, I'm actually quite kind... if I trust you. Otherwise I'm cold and distant.
* {{Fangirl}}: Oh hell yes.
** AscendedFangirl: In BlackAdventures, the fact that I'm a girl prompted Author!Black to make Dream World Landorus so feminine that Juniper thinks that Landorus is a girl.
* SmartPeoplePlayChess
* SelfDeprecation: Everyone says I'm pretty except me.
* TwoferTokenMinority: Twofer is a vast understatement.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Peppermint bark. Also peanut butter cups to a lesser extent.
* CrazyPeoplePlayChess
* NotSoAboveItAll: Intelligent? Yes. Writes inappropriate fanfiction on an almost daily basis? Oh hell yes.
* HappilyFailedSuicide
* ShipperOnDeck
* MusclesAreMeaningless: People are often surprised when they see me carry my own weight, if only for a few minutes. I recall one moment when I carried my friend to class because he needed to get upstairs and had a broken leg.
* LauncherOfAThousandShips
* GeekyTurnOn: General science, dissecting things, and human anatomy.
* ForgetsToEat: And sleep.
* LanternJawOfJustice
* ContraltoOfDanger: I have a tenor voice, and I'm stronger than I look.
* JustHereForGodzilla: The main reasons I got into NGE were giant robots and Kaworu. [[spoiler:What else reeled me in? Giant naked Rei.]]
* BigEater: When I remember to eat.
* [[BeingTorturedMakesYouEvil Being Bullied Makes You Unstable and Distant]]

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[[folder:Stuff Landorkus likes]]

* {{Homestuck}}
* MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
* PowerpuffGirls
* {{Vocaloid}}
* {{Spaceballs}}
* BlackButler
* {{Pokemon}}
* GulliversTravels
* FireEmblemAwakening
* {{Durarara}}
* AxisPowersHetalia
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* AvatarTheLegendOfKorra
* Ultimate Girls, which no longer has a page.
* WesternAnimation/TeenTitans
* SonicTheHedgehog
* DeathNote
* AttackOnTitan (There is a very good reason for this.)
* PuellaMagiMadokaMagica
* PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt
* TheLegendOfZelda
* VideoGame/{{Portal}}, and by extension, Videogame/{{Portal2}}
* DrawnTogether
* WreckItRalph
* MonsterHigh
* KeroroGunso
* SoulEater
* DoctorWho
* GravityFalls
* StevenUniverse
* NeonGenesisEvangelion

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Vandalisms and applying tropes go [[TroperWall/{{Landorkus}} here]].

* Nickname: Caws

* ContraltoOfDanger: I have a tenor/near-tenor voice, and I'm stronger than I look.

** "I don't hate you because you're black. I hate you because you're a fucktrain." -Me

* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Masculine Girl to Boxen's (relatively) Feminine Boy. Now platonic.

* SelfDeprecation: Erryone says I'm pretty except me.
* VerbalTic: I say "erryone" instead of "everyone", I say some odd euphemisms when in intense pain, and I tend to break into song at random moments.

* LanternJawOfJustice: Angled down a little bit, but it still counts.

* JustHereForGodzilla: The main reason I got into NGE was because of Kaworu. [[spoiler:What else reeled me in? Giant naked Rei.]]

* {{Catchphrase}}: Several. They include, but are not limited to:
** "I hope you step on a motherfucking LEGO, fall down three flights of stairs, fall into a bucket, and have a truck run over your legs, but you still have to survive as you writhe in pain and bleed internally, you insensitive asshole."
** "Maybe."
** "Metaphorically fuck you."
** "The only thing standing between my fist and your face is the law."
** "GODDAMMIT [[AttackOnTitan REINER]]!!"

* JustHereForGodzilla: The main reason I got into NGE was because of Kaworu. [[spoiler:What else reeled me in? Giant naked Rei.]]

* JapanesePronouns: I use "watashi" when speaking Japanese.
* PlayingGertrude: Happens quite often when I am cast in plays. The youngest adult character I played was about 29, and the oldest was unspecified but still pretty damn old. Those were Jesus and King Lear, respectively. Keep in mind that I played King Lear at the age of thirteen.
** DawsonCasting: All my other roles are between the ages of nine and thirteen, notably Ash Ketchum in a Pokemon skit I did with my friends in August 2012.

* {{Gackt}}

* NickiMinaj

[[folder:Troper Family]]

* @/{{Boxen}} - Former Boyfriend/Husband/Who knows
* @/{{Inhopelessguy}} - Ex-Son-in-law

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* NotSoAboveItAll: Intelligent? Yes. Writes inappropriate fanfiction on a daily basis? Oh hell yes.

[[folder:Landorkus's Uke Pile]]

A special folder for all my little Ukes. PM me if you want an addition. ((This is a joke, by the way.))

* @/{{Boxen}} [[labelnote:巨人]]The Original "Landy's Uke", once official, now platonic[[/labelnote]]
* @/{{eternal noob}} [[labelnote:Hm...]] Eh, why not?[[/labelnote]]

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* PhineasAndFerb

* {{Smosh}}

* @/{{Boxen}} - Former Matesprit

* BiTheWay

* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Masculine Girl to Boxen's (relatively) Feminine Boy

A special folder for all my little Ukes. PM me if you want an addition. ((This is a joke, by the way, save for Boxen.))

* @/{{Boxen}} [[labelnote:巨人]]The Original "Landy's Uke", now official.[[/labelnote]]

* @/{{Boxen}} - Matesprit
* @/{{Inhopelessguy}} - Son-in-law

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[[caption-width-right:105:This is me parodying the "fake gamer gurlz".]]

* Name: Gina

* Do I run @actual_bertolt?: [[https://twitter.com/actual_bertolt Yes I do.]]

** "I hope you step on a motherf*cking LEGO, fall down three flights of stairs, fall into a bucket, and have a truck run over your legs, but you still have to survive as you writhe in pain and bleed internally, you insensitive asshole."

** "I'm allergic to idiots. That's why I'm always coughing. *cough*"

* ClusterFBomb: My conversations tend to be 40% swearing, 30% logic, 15% mindf*ckery, and 15% horrid puns.

* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Masculine Girl to my friend Joseph's Feminine Boy.

* TwoferTokenMinority: Bisexual, Arabic, Asian, and a conglomorate of European countries.

* @/{{Boxen}} [[hottip:巨人:The Original "Landy's Uke".]]
* @/{{eternal noob}} [[hottip:Hm...:Eh, why not?]]

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[[caption-width-right:105:This is me parodying the "fake gamer gurlz".]]

* This is my face: [[http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/64/64da0c7c42ffd706c69ae96534cba84fb0bb405b_full.jpg Click on over here]]

* MistakenForRacist: Just because the majority of the assholes who bully me are black doesn't make me racist.

* ForgetsToEat: And ForgetsToSleep.

* ForgetsToEat: And sleep.

A special folder for all my little Ukes. Add yourself if you wish. ((This is a joke, by the way))

[[folder:Tropes that other tropers think apply to me]]

* {{Adorkable}}: You cannot spell "Landorkus" without "dork". --@/{{Belfagor}}
** Someone figures out I'm a dork in the most obvious way possible for the first time since 2011! Congratulations. The prizes include an Oreo, a guitar pick, and an eleven year old girl with curly hair that is a complete bitch.
* BadassAdorable: I picture you as one of these, especially when someone presses your BerserkButton ~@/{{Nightraid}}
** [[HairTriggerTemper Which one?]] Wait, adorable? I'm fugly.
* CuteAndPsycho: Maybe? - @/PhysicalStamina
** Cute, no. Psycho, somewhat.
* HairOfGold: I always imagine you with these... {{@/ATC}}
** Did you see my picture? I'm a brunette.
* HiddenDepths: Seems like it. I don't know you that well, but from reading your edits to the page I realized there's more than meets the eye. -Tropers/MokonaZero
* BlueEyes: I always imagine you with these.. {{@/ATC}}
** Jossed. I have brown eyes.
* NaiveNewcomer: You seem to be a brand new troper. --@/{{Premonition45}}
** I've been here for a few months. I think I joined in April or something. But I'm not naïve.
* {{Seme}}: You said so. -- @/{{Boxen}}
* TheSnarkKnight ~@/{{Nightraid}}
** Accurate.
* TheUnreveal: We'll probably never know your surname. --@/{{Belfagor}}
** You only would if you knew my Tumblr.
* {{Tagalong Kid}} in terms of age. Skillwise, who knows? ~@/{{Rockonman}}
** Skillwise, I'm probably closer to TheLancer or TheBigGuy, which is ironic considering my stature.
* TheyDo: With [[@/{{Boxen}} me]].
* ViewerGenderConfusion: I was so sure you were a guy. --@/{{Premonition45}}
** See what I mean? This happens with almost erryone.

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Vandalisms go [[TroperWall/{{Landorkus}} here]].