"It's like, you walk up to a store and see a bunch of cabbages laying there. And you pick one up. It looks nice and promising, but you peel away it's layers and you see all things you hate in a cabbage. It's core is like pure cabbagey hate from the depths of cabbage hell. And you think, "Oh, maybe I should just have a surface relationship with these cabbages, " but YOU CAN'T because YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS WILL AUTOMATICALLY PEEL AWAY AT THE CABBAGE FLESH IF YOU TRY HANGING OUT WITH IT. And then there's the factor that you are OVERLY CRITICAL OF CABBAGES AND HOLD GRUDGES. But you decide to buy EVERY CABBAGE EVER because it's better than having no cabbages. But nobody else overanalyzes cabbages like you. They actually see the good things in them. Like how good they are in salads and the health benefits from eating them. BUT YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS BLOCKS EVERY SINGLE GOOD, REDEEMING QUALITY ABOUT CABBAGES AND BECOMES INCREDIBLY JUDGMENTAL ABOUT THEM. You very well admit that cabbages have good things about them that make them good cabbages, and that not all of them are only appealing at first glance. The problem is YOUR HIGH STANDARDS FOR PRODUCE NEGATE ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT CABBAGE. It's not them, it's you, BECAUSE YOU ARE KIND OF AN ASS ABOUT CABBAGE."
Awesome Zombie 22 on how he thinks people are cabbages full of hate.
Your least favorite gay transsexual artist writer gaming nerd shut-in.
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Tropes That I Fit
Ambiguously Brown: Subverted. It looks like I'm this at first, but it's actually just a farmer's tan. You wouldn't believe how pale I am.
Creepy Child: Deconstructed... because I liked playing a total freakshow at school, the staff actually had to take me in and give me counseling. Of course, they came to the conclusion that I'm just quirky and not a serial murderer.
And a lot more that I think I won't list because it'd take all day.
Tropes About Zombie
If you're on the Forum Games, then you probably know who Zombie is. If you don't, basically, she's a character I made who isn't tied to any continuity. Sort of like a freelance character of sorts. Pretty much the only continuity she interacts with is the Team Fortress 2 canon, but she's not a TF2 OC, per se.
And now I'm not using her ever again.
Yangire: Not a Yandere due to her mood swings not being because of Heavy.
Tropes Vandalists Peg Me As
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Thanks for checking out my The Adventures Of Archie Reynolds liveblog! How'd you come across it? Anyway, I'm curious about what you meant by the statement you left on there. I didn't really understand it. - Bonsai Forest
I found it when checking Live-Blogginations, and the title "The Room" of Children's books was enough to intrigue me. - Awesome Zombie 22
Wyatt Emmett Dee here! Just checking up on a neighbor! Oh, and I left some cheesecake at the door. - You Must Die
