History Tropers / AwesomeZombie22

[[folder: Tropes I Like]]

* BadassBookworm
* BadassLongcoat
* ClockworkCreature
* DemBones
* FourEyesZeroSoul
* MaskPower
* NiceHat
* RatedMForManly: Prefers this over {{Bishonen}}s.
* ScarfOfAsskicking
* SweetOnPollyOliver
* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs
* WhiteMaskOfDoom
* WholesomeCrossdresser
* WidgetSeries: I approve in all of my CloudCuckooLander[[BuffyTalk ness!]]

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* AngryVideoGameNerd
* BillyVsSNAKEMAN

* EdEddNEddy
* FinalFantasy

* {{Kirby}}
* LegendOfZelda

* OrderOfTheStick
* RobotUnicornAttack
* ScandinaviaAndTheWorld
* SonicTheHedgehog
* SuperMarioBros.

Your least favorite gay transsexual artist writer gaming nerd shut-in.

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[[folder: Tropes That I Fit]]

* AmbiguouslyBrown: Subverted. It looks like I'm this at first, but it's actually just a farmer's tan. You wouldn't believe how pale I am.
* ApologisesALot: I get guilty really easily.
* ArtEvolution: Just look at Zombie's sprites in my avatar gallery. The first one [[hottip:1: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/AZ22_Logo2211_png_100.png]] is a heavy edit of the [[{{Mother3}} Unmasked Masked Man,]] the second [[hottip:2:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/AZ22_Logo5597_png_100.png]] is an unshaded PuniPlush custom sprite. The third [[hottip:3:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Zombie_201854.bmp]] and fourth [[hottip:4:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Dere_Zombie6866.bmp]] avatars are copy pasted from each other, very mildly shaded, and a zoom-in on the face. The fifth [[hottip:5:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/New_And_Improved_Zombie7187.bmp]] avatar has a background of the moon, redesigns Zombie, and adds eyebrows and heavy shading. The sixth [[hottip:6:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Zombie_Lite5453.bmp]] avatar puts the face into more realistic proportions, and the seventh [[hottip:7:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Zombie_Lite1455.bmp]] corrects the sixth.
* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder
* BerserkButton: Insist that I'm not a man for whatever reason you may have[[hottip:*:"But you like men!" "You have XX chromosomes!" "You haven't had 'the surgery' yet!" "You're too young to think of something like this!"]] and I will have to resist the urge to scream into a pillow.
** Being proud of yourself without actually accomplishing anything. You have no reason to think you're so great if you didn't do jack shit.
* BrainyBrunette
* BigEater
* BrilliantButLazy: I can craft really good narratives and drawings (for my age), but only when I care. And I frequently don't.
* BrownEyes
* BuffySpeak
* CloudCuckooLander: I think of and watch the weirdest shit. Especially with my mind's stupid tendency to mix any and everything together.
* ClusterFBomb
* CrazyAwesome
* CreepyChild: Deconstructed... because I liked playing a total freakshow at school, the staff actually had to take me in and give me counseling. Of course, they came to the conclusion that I'm just quirky and not a serial murderer.
* CrossPlayer: Sometimes.
* DeadpanSnarker: When doing [=MSTs.=]
* DistractedByTheSexy: My mind wanders sometimes.
* EightiesHair: It's a huge puffy dome around my skull.
** Even after I've cut it off, it's still kind of afroey.
* ExpectingSomeoneTaller: I'm probably the youngest troper here. But could you guess from this?
* FurryFandom: In the definition that I like drawing anthro characters. If your definition of furry is sexual, then I am not it. [[hottip:*: I like drawing anthropomorphic animals, but I prefer humans a lot more in the case of attraction.]]
* GoshDarnItToHeck: When I'm in a public area, I have to do this. Sometimes I forget.
* GrammarNazi: Especially to myself. For example:
--> Another typo, how do I keep missing these? No, I don't have high standards for myself.
--> A typo?! ''I'' missed a typo?!
--> COMMAS ARE NOT PERIODS. WHY WOULD I EVER THINK THAT THEY ARE PERIODS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
* GratuitousForeignLanguage
** Gratuitous Finnish: "Perkele!" (blame ScandinaviaAndTheWorld)
** GratuitousFrench: "Fils de pute!"
*** "Silvous plait."
** GratuitousGerman: "Guten tag."
*** "Nein!"
*** "Dein soap!"
*** "Ich bin Jordan."
** GratuitousJapanese: I get Japanese songs stuck in my head to [[InvokedTrope invoke]] this.
** GratuitousSpanish: "Dios Mio!"
* [[HugeSchoolgirl Huge Schoolboy]]: The third tallest student in his class.
* {{Keet}}
* KinseyScaleOfTropes: 35/65
* LovableSexManiac
* TheMcCoy: And I hate it. Wish I were more of a [[TheSpock Spock.]]
* {{Meganekko}}: Subverted both ways. I don't look all that better wearing glasses, and I'm far from sweet and innocent (most of the time, anyway).
* MessyHair: My hair looks so big because of how puffy it is, when it gets wet, people ask me if I had a haircut.
* NeutralEvil or LawfulNeutral
* NightmareFetishist: If a page has a NightmareFuel or HighOctaneNightmareFuel sub-page, I will look at it.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace
* OldShame: Everything I did on Tumblr and almost everything I did on IJBM.
* PerverseSexualLust: For all the wrong people.
* {{Pettanko}}: I wish I were this so badly, for a [[{{Trannsexual}} rather obvious reason...]]
* PuniPlush: My art style is very much like this.
* PurpleProse: Can delve into this when I'm writing more sophisticated stories.
* QueerAsTropes
** {{Gayngst}}: Inverted. [[IncrediblyLamePun I'm totally gay.]] However, I have some moments of Trangst.
** PerformanceArtist
** StraightGay
** {{Transsexual}}: Trans man, to be specific.
* RefugeInAudacity
* RuinedFOREVER and TheyChangedItNowItSucks: Averted when it comes to videogames. With movie trailers... well, when I saw the trailer for the Red Riding Hood remake, [[{{Understatement}} I was not amused.]]
* RunningGag: Reviving threads with a song parody.
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12969950660A45540100&page=24#585 "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas]]
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12950409250A53670400&page=110#2740 "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz]]
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12969950660A45540100&page=26#628 "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry]]
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12939317660A43594300&page=12#282 "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne]]
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13053061260A46396500&page=47#1157 "California Gurls" by Katy Perry]]
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Sometimes I go "puh-choooo" whenever I'm running.
* SelfDeprecation: If I made a drinking game where you drunk every time I did this, then the rate of Troper liver failure would skyrocket.
* SelfFanservice: Averted. As I said before, low standards, so I don't have to make the characters look more attractive.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* SirSwearsalot: If you couldn't tell by now. It makes it especially hard to avoid swearing in a public area.
* SleepyHead: Even when I don't stay up, I tend to doze off.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Often.
* SurrealHorror
* SurrealHumor
* TalkativeLoon
* TanLines: Farmer's Tan, and my legs are also tanned because I wear shorts.
* {{Tsundere}}: I'm right in the middle of the two types, actually.
* {{Wangst}}: Used to have this, but then I decided not to expect much from myself anymore.
* [[WeaknessTurnsHerOn Weakness Turns Him On]]: I'm kind of a huge fucking sadist if you haven't noticed.
* YaoiFanboy: Also one of my GuiltyPleasures.
** YuriFanboy: Not quite to the extent of the above, though.
** Basically, I'm just a huge shipping nutball.

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->''"It's like, you walk up to a store and see a bunch of cabbages laying there. And you pick one up. It looks nice and promising, but you peel away it's layers and you see all things you hate in a cabbage. It's core is like pure cabbagey hate from the depths of cabbage hell. And you think, "Oh, maybe I should just have a surface relationship with these cabbages, " but YOU CAN'T because YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS WILL AUTOMATICALLY PEEL AWAY AT THE CABBAGE FLESH IF YOU TRY HANGING OUT WITH IT. And then there's the factor that you are OVERLY CRITICAL OF CABBAGES AND HOLD GRUDGES. But you decide to buy EVERY CABBAGE EVER because it's better than having no cabbages. But nobody else overanalyzes cabbages like you. They actually see the good things in them. Like how good they are in salads and the health benefits from eating them. BUT YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS BLOCKS EVERY SINGLE GOOD, REDEEMING QUALITY ABOUT CABBAGES AND BECOMES INCREDIBLY JUDGMENTAL ABOUT THEM. You very well admit that cabbages have good things about them that make them good cabbages, and that not all of them are only appealing at first glance. The problem is YOUR HIGH STANDARDS FOR PRODUCE NEGATE ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT CABBAGE. It's not them, it's you, BECAUSE YOU ARE KIND OF AN ASS ABOUT CABBAGE."''

* AnythingThatMoves: [[JustifiedTrope I have low standards when it comes to physical attraction.]]

* CloudCuckooLander: I think of and watch the weirdest shit.

* IJustWantToBeSpecial: I'm terrified of being generic.

* PerverseSexualLust: Since I have low standards, my fingers would fall off if I listed everyone I had this for.

* {{Wangst}}: My SelfDeprecation crosses into this ''all the damn time.'' Possibly Justified to my high standards for myself.

* CuantaVida

* {{Hatchet}}

* NostalgiaCritic

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* BrilliantButLazy: Tends to procrastinate, but gets As nonetheless.

* CloudCuckooLander

* DistractedByTheSexy: More often than I'd like to admit...

* ExpectingSomeoneTaller: I'm twelve. Most people think I'm older.

** StraightGay: With my fair share of [[CampGay campiness.]]

* [[WeaknessTurnsHerOn Weakness Turns Him On]]

Creator of [[FanFic/{{Persona4tress2}} some weird-ass crossover thing.]]

* AmbiguouslyAutistic: I don't have autism (was tested for it), but my teachers were very concerned that I had it.

* GirlyRun: I once {{Invoked}} this, and now I run like this unconsciously.

* {{Pettanko}}: Subverted. I wear loose clothes, so it only ''looks'' like I'm flat.

** {{Transsexual}}: FTM.

* YuriFanboy: Not quite to the extent of the above, though.

* ViewerGenderConfusion: Invoked on my part. Why else do I own men's clothing?
** Certainly doesn't help that I'm a {{Transsexual}}.

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Hello, my name is [=AwesomeZombie22=]. I'm a nerd, what troper isn't? I love creating things, whether it be characters, stories, or even just making random drawings. Sometimes, my ideas are overwhelming, always evolving and changing. I'm a perfectionist, but only to myself, and of course, end up setting standards that I know I won't be able to reach. I don't understand myself, either. I love all things weird, so, of course I like Japanese culture. I'm also good at making things in MS Paint, like my profile picture and most of my avatars. I love music, I think rock would be my favorite. I'm also a transman (just fixed the pronouns on this page, in fact), and very accepting of people in the LGBT community.

For more random facts about me, [[UsefulNotes/AwesomeZombie22 I made a page for it.]]

For a listing of all the weird things that come out of my mouth-hole, [[Quotes/AwesomeZombie22 see here.]]

I have no relation to AwkwardZombie, though I am a fan of it.

** {{Gayngst}}: Inverted. [[IncrediblyLamePun I'm totally gay.]] However, I do have my fair share of Trangst.

** {{Transsexual}}: FTM. Hasn't come out yet.

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* It's "vandals," man. Vaaaaaannnndddaaaallllsss. None of this "vandalist" nonsense. - @/BooleanEarth