"I so love a musical number."
"When I say he was a monster,
when I set fire to his name,
It does not matter where you hear it from,
whether truth or lies,
It gets said all the same.
Whatever's on the table plays!"
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I believe in a cruel God
who has created in in His image
and whom, in hate, I name.
From some vile seed
or base atom I am born.
I am evil because I am a man;
and I feel the primeval slime in me.
Yes! This is my testimony!
And I believe man to be the sport
of an unjust Fate,
from the germ of the cradle
to the worm of the grave.
After all this mockery comes death.
And then? And then?
Death is Nothingness.
Heaven is an old wives' tale!
— Iago, Othello (Opera by Verdi)
'''Cause whatcha got is what we need
And all we do is dirty deeds,
WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS! WATCH OUT!
It's all about the game and how you play it,
It's all about control and if you can take it,
It's all about debt and if you can pay it,
It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.
I am the Game, you don't wanna play me,
I am Control, no way you can change me,
I am Heavy Debt, no way you can pay me,
I am the Pain and I know you can't take me.
Look over your shoulder, ready to run
Like a good little bitch from a smoking gun
I am The Game and I make the rules
So move on out or you can die like a fool.
Trying to figure out what my move's gonna be?
Come over, sucker. Why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget there's a price you can pay,
Cause I am The Game and I want to play.
You're dressin' all in black
From your front to your back
And all your evil ways
They seem to go on for days
And as a matter of fact
You got one more night before ya
Smash it up, burn it down
Tearing up the underground
You wanna live like a super villain
Back in the line up
Before your times up
You wanna live like a super villain
"When zhe bad guy is that happy it always, always means...bad guy song!"
"I'll rule the world!...uh, that is, after I sing my song!"
"It will all be mine,
Power so divine
I'll tell the sun to shine
On only me!
It will all be mine,
Till the end of time
When this perfect crime
Team Rocket! This is our destiny!"
There's math and there's dealers and players and killers and ME!
They say that they're winners, okay, well let's see!
You pay or you play, the rules of the trade
The math of the date, the times and the age
What you want, how you like! Aim high man, why not? Sun Moon Stars
in y'all, each and every all of y'all!
: Some people say that I'm a bad guy They my be right, they may be right But it's not, as if, I don't try I just fuck up, try as I might! But I can change, I can change! I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it! I'll open up my heart and I will share it Any minute now I will be born again! Yes, I can change, I can change! I know I've been a dirty little bastard! I like to kill, I like to main, yes, I'm insane But it's okay, 'cause I can change!
[...] It's not my fault that I'm so evil It's society... society! You see my parents were sometimes abusive And it made a prick of me! But I can change, I can change!
[I can learn to keep my promises, I know it! I'll open up my heart and I will show it Any minute now I will be born again!
: [But what if you never change?
] What if you remain a sandy, little butt-hole?
: Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit Mother Teresa won't have shit on me! Just watch! Just we me change! Here I go, I'm changing! *proceeds to break dance*
—"I Can Change", South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Oh look! What clever children!
See them study, watch them learn!
How I HATE those goody-goodies!
How it makes my stomach turn!
I've got a little
That'll really make 'em cry!
It's a NASTY kind of magic,
From a special, kind of guy!
—I. M. Meen
I'm the president of showbiz, my name is Charlie
I'm a cocksucking asshole, that's what they call me
Here from my Hollywood tower I rule
I'm a lyin' motherfucker, the chainsaw's my tool
The New Morgue's a factory to grease our lies
The machine is hungry, it needs your life
Don't mind the faggots and the ruthless scum
Before we're done, son, we'll make you one
I'm the tin man! I never had a heart!
I'm the tin man! But I'll make you a star!
- "Chainsaw Charlie"
The time has come for the world to burn
This time you’re all gonna learn
The countless slain scream out in searing pain
Their souls and their ashes are all that remain!
I am the one, Orgasmatron
The outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony
My servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant
Clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery
Of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount
Paranoia, the law
My name is called religion
Sadistic and sacred whore
I twist the truth, I rule the world
My crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies
You grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you
Your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant
And revel in your pain
And all my promises are lies
All my love is hate
I am the politician
I march before a martired world
An army for the fight
I speak of great, heroic days
Of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood
I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny
I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces
Your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the God of War
Waiting, to put on a black shirt Waiting, to weed out the weaklings Waiting, to smash in their windows and kick in their doors Waiting, for the final solution, to strengthen the strain Waiting, follow the worms
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be It scared me out of my wits A corpse falling to bits Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me!
I was once the most mystical man in all Russia When the royals betrayed me, they made a mistake! My curse made each of them pay But one little girl got away Little Anya, beware, Rasputin's awake!
In the dark of the night, evil will find her In the dark of the night, just before dawn Revenge will be sweet when the curse is complete In the dark of the night, she'll be gone!!!
You know what they say
Each dog has his day
But I...must have my night!
To the ultimate duel with the best of the best
At my invitation, you have come to compete
For the honor of suffering the final defeat
Isn't it grand what I've managed to do
By kidnapping those closest to you
In a winner take all duel for all time
Let's play the game!
I'm sure you all know how
But watch yourselves my foolish friends you're all in my world now!
Face up, Face down,
Attack or defend
Face up, Face down
This battle is to the end
Face up, face down
Stay on guard
Face up, face down