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"Bad guy comin' in, Arnie!... Minor key!"
— Wild West saloon banjo player to piano player, The Far Side

"When zhe bad guy is that happy, it always, always means… (takes out a tuba) BAD GUY SONG!"

"I'll rule the world!... uh, that is, after I sing my song!"
Evil Dr. Carver, The Proud Family Movie

Upstage, lads! This is my only number!
Long John Silver (as played by Tim Curry), Muppet Treasure Island

I hope [The Klan] are better at lynchings than they are at lyrics.
Anderson, Mississippi Burning, after singing a Klan song.

King Dragon (singing): Who cares if those orphans were sad? It feels good to be bad!
(Gets stabbed with a katana)
Dennis: ...What? He's been singing for, like, two minutes.

"In my dream, Little King John sure was frightening, and infuriating. But I have to admit, he was full of catchy music."
Ratboy Genius, Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft

"I so love a musical number."

"All good villains pride themselves on rightly doing wrong, but one thing every badguy needs is an awesome villian song!"
Crow, Nefarious

"Fine! You want a song? I'll give you a song!"
Mysto Majora Kijadhimov, right before summoning her minions in epic fashion during the "A rare moment indeed" roleplay of White Dark Life

"Villains tend to sing negative messages because they don't know any better, that's why they're villains. If they sang good songs, there wouldn't be villains. So, what we learned... is that it's okay to have a negative message in a film, as long as you don't put it in a really catchy song."
Phil Vischer, in this featurette on the DVD for Veggietales: Rack, Shack, and Benny

"And we villains get to sing diabolical tunes, which become drag show favorites."
Ursula, The Simpsons: Welcome to the Club

Satchel: But why do you always make dogs into the bad guys?
Bucky: Relax, you'll have some boss musical numbers.
Get Fuzzy, February 19, 2023 strip

Jay-Jay: He may be a villain… but he can certainly carry a tune!

Protagonist: You can't do the evil thing, you can't!
Villain: Oh, can't I?
Protagonist: Because evil... is bad.
Villain: But what if I told you it advances my interests, mainly money and power?
Protagonist: I'd say that's pretty evil.
Villain: Hehe, then I guess I'm evil. Hit it, boys. (Assembling a band of frogs) Two, three... I'M EEEEVIL AND I LOOOVE IT!

Lines from villain songs

    Anime and Manga 
At my invitation, you've come to compete
For the honor of suffering the final defeat
Isn't it grand what I've managed to do
In a winner take all duel for all time
Let's play the game!
I'm sure you all know how
Face up, face down,
Attack or defend
Face up, face down
This battle's to the end
Face up, face down
Stay on guard
Face up, face down
Play your strongest card

If I lose it all, slip and fall
I will never look away
If I lose it all, lose it all, lose it all
If I lose it all outside the Wall, live to die another day
I don't want anything, I'm just here to...
BEWARE!!!!
SiM, "The Rumbling", seventh opening of Attack on Titan

    Comic Books 
When the world is full of care
And every headline screams despair,
When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile
Then there’s a certain thing I do
Which I shall pass along to you,
That’s always guaranteed to make me smile:
I go loo-oo-oony as a light-bulb battered bug!
Simply loo-oo-oony, sometimes foam and chew the rug!
Mister, life is swell
In a padded cell,
It’ll chase those blues away:
You can trade your gloom
For a rubber room
And injections twice a day!
Just go loo-oo-oony like an acid casualty,
Or a moo-oo-oonie, or a preacher on T.V.
When the human race
Wears an anxious face,
When the bomb hangs overhead,
When your kid turns blue,
It won’t worry you,
You can smile and nod instead.
When you’re loo-oo-oony, then you just don’t give a fig.
Man’s so pu-uu-uny, and the universe so big!
If you hurt inside,
Get certified,
And if life should treat you bad.
Don't get ee-ee-ven,

    Film — Animated 
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be
It scared me out of my wits
A corpse falling to bits
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me!

I was once the most mystical man in all Russia
When the royals betrayed me, they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay
But one little girl got away
Little Anya, beware, Rasputin's awake!

In the dark of the night, evil will find her
In the dark of the night, just before dawn
Revenge will be sweet when the curse is complete
In the dark of the night, she'll be gone!!!

You know what they say
Each dog has his day
But I... must have my night!
— The Secretary of Night, in a cut song from Mumfie's Quest.

As all who know me might suppose, I've hatched a tasty plot!
A licorice that grows and grows until there's more than a lot!
I'll place it in the Circle Sweet and watch it quickly rise,
And soon my chewy sticky goo'll reach into the skies!
Licorice here, licorice there, far as you can see!
The smell of licorice in the air! (Yummy, yummy yummy!)
Slickery licorice everywhere, soon they'll understand!
Life will be so great, so grand
Here in Licorice Land!

You're a star and you should know it
Yeah, you rise above the rest
It doesn't matter who you hurt
If you're just proving you're the best

Listen to the sound of my voice
Soon, you'll find you don't have a choice
Captured in the web of my song
Soon, you'll all be singing along

We've got the music, makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say, "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky
We've got the music, makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say, "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky

Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, you didn't know that you fell
Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, now that you're under our spell
Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, you didn't know that you fell
Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, now that you're under... our... spell!
The Dazzlings, "Under Our Spell", My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Rainbow Rocks

Dazzlings: Welcome to the show (Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah)
We're here to let you know (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Our time is now (Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah)
Your time is running out (Ah, ah, ah)

[...]

Feel the wave of sound
As it crashes down
You can't turn away
We'll make you wanna stay

We will be adored
Tell us that you want us
We won't be ignored
It's time for our reward

Now you need us
Come and heed us
Nothing can stop us now!!!

Rainbooms: Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh
I've got the music in me
Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh

Don't need to hear a crowd cheering out my name
I didn't come here seeking infamy or fame
The one and only thing that I am here to bring
Is music, is the music, is the music in my soul

Gonna break out, (Out!) set myself free, yeah
Let it all go (Go!) just let it be, yeah
Find the music in your heart
Let the music make you start
To set yourself apart!

[Adagio: So the Rainbooms want to turn this into a real battle of the bands? Then, let's battle.]

What we have in store (ah-ah)
All we want and more (ah-ah)
We will break on through (ah-ah)
Now it's time to finish you!

It's time you learned a lesson,
It's time that you understand.
Don't ever count on anybody else,
In this or any other land.

[...]

Open up your eyes,
See the world from where I stand.
Me, among the mighty,
You, caged at my command.

Open up your eyes,
And behold the faded light.
It's time to grow up and get wise,
Come now, little one, open up your eyes.
Tempest Shadow to Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)

Now listen up
There are crooks in this here West
Who have claimed to be the best,
And think they wrote the book on how to rustle
Well, as good as they may be,
Not a one's as good as me,
An' I barely have to move a single muscle
They call me mean, boys
Depraved and nasty too
And they ain't seen, boys,
The cruelest thing I do

You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle
The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised
'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle
Why, looky how them cows git hypnotized

He don't prod, he don't yell,
Still he drives them dogies well,
Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL

Yes, if yer lookin' from a bovine point of view,
I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo

Here we go, boys
Five thousand cattle in the side pocket

Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle
A sound them cattle truly take to heart
Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle
An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art

He don't rope
Not a chance
He just puts 'em in a trance
He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants

Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo
Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Dodle-adle-eedle-idle
I got the cattle out the ol' wazoo
'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo
Alameda Slim, Home on the Range

Sheila: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Randy/Gerald/Stuart: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: NO! Blame Canada!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!
Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Sheila: We need to form a full assault!
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well? Blame Canada!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along!
Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Copy Shack Employee: They're not even a real country anyway!
Mrs. McCormick: My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!
Everyone: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: HECK NO!
Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo!
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Everyone: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
Foooooooor...
The smut we must stop, The trash we will stash, The laughter and fun, Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!

Saddam: Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They my be right, they may be right
But it's not, as if, I don't try
I just fuck up, try as I might!
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again!
Yes, I can change, I can change!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard!
I like to kill, I like to main, yes, I'm insane
But it's okay, 'cause I can change!
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society...society!
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me!
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it
Any minute now I will be born again!
[...]
Satan: But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy, little butt-hole?
[...]
Saddam: Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!
Just watch!
Just we me change! Here I go, I'm changing! *proceeds to break dance*

That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends
That's right, I heard the story; don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

What did she say about me, what did she say?
What did you do without me, what did you do?
Did you play games without me, what did you play?
Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?

Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends!

[...]

Who am I? WHO AM I? What are you even saying?
I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing!
Let's play another game, this time I get to win!
Lives on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not, let's begin!

Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again!
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends!
Oh, that's right, I heard the story; don't really like how it ends!
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her
Other... other... OTHER... friends...

The time has come to play pretend
And I'll trick Lincoln into thinking I'm his friend
And I'll humiliate the boy, you'll see,
And drive the Louds away from me for good!
No, no, no, no, no!

I must do more
So that the Louds never set foot upon the shore
To stop them coming after me,
I'll need the crown's authority,
For all to see...
The duchess I must be!
Morag, "The Duchess I Must Be", The Loud House Movie

    Film — Live Action 
Cause whatcha got is what we need
And all we do is dirty deeds,
WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS! WATCH OUT!
— The Spinners, Spaceballs

I know how to hurt, I know how to heal
I know what to show and what to conceal
I know when to talk and I know when to touch
No one ever died from wanting too much...

The world is not enough
But it is such a perfect place to start, my love
And if you're strong enough
Together we can take the world apart, my love

I'm so ronery, so ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one, just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne

I work wery hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems rike no one takes me serirousry
And so I'm ronery *cries* A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me.

There's nobody I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry, but not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest, most crever, most physichry fit
But nobody else seems to rearihize it
When I change the world, maybe they'll notice me
And untir then, I'll just be ronery *sigh* Rittle ronery
Poor rittle me.

I'm so ronery....
Kim Jong-Il, "I'm So Ronery", Team America: World Police

"I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass
I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls
If the phone rings, don't answer the call
Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat
Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat!
Peace!"
The Killer, Scary Movie

Those poor runner-ups
Might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
But I screwed the judges!
(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs, Hairspray (2007)

    Live Action TV 
"Who's been messing up everything?
It's been Agatha all along!
Who's been pulling every evil string?
It's been Agatha all along!
She's insidious! (Ha-ha!)
So perfidious
That you haven't even noticed
And the pity is (the pity is, pity, pity, pity, pity)
It's too late to fix anything
Now that everything has gone wrong
Thanks to Agatha (Ha!), naughty Agatha
It's been Agatha all along!" note 
Agatha All Along, WandaVision

    Music 
"When I say he was a monster,
when I set fire to his name,
It does not matter where you hear it from,
whether truth or lies,
It gets said all the same.
Whatever's on the table plays!"
The Protomen (Turbo Lover, as Dr. Wily) "The Hounds"

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Eyes like bottles, and hands in my hair
Bottles of blackness, the blacker to spare
I'll sit myself behind that clock and play tunes on its belfry
Five fingers have I, to play them like ten
Ten fingers have I, to play them again

In decimal chains called mimicry
Whose notes will never, never fly
Until they quit those timely tunes,
And enter that system from outside
I am the one you warned me of,
I am the one who'd never, never lie!

It's all about the game and how you play it,
It's all about control and if you can take it,
It's all about debt and if you can pay it,
It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.

I am the Game, you don't wanna play me,
I am Control, no way you can change me,
I am Heavy Debt, no way you can pay me,
I am the Pain and I know you can't take me.

Look over your shoulder, ready to run
Like a good little bitch from a smoking gun
I am The Game and I make the rules
So move on out or you can die like a fool.

Trying to figure out what my move's gonna be?
Come over, sucker. Why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget there's a price you can pay,
Cause I am The Game and I want to play.

You're dressin' all in black
From your front to your back
And all your evil ways
They seem to go on for days
And as a matter of fact
You got one more night before ya

Smash it up, burn it down
Tearing up the underground
You wanna live like a super villain
Back in the line up
Before your time's up
You wanna live like a super villain
Powerman 5000, Super Villain

I'm the president of showbiz, my name is Charlie
I'm a cocksucking asshole, that's what they call me
Here from my Hollywood tower I rule
I'm a lyin' motherfucker, the chainsaw's my tool
The New Morgue's a factory to grease our lies
The machine is hungry, it needs your life
Don't mind the faggots and the ruthless scum
Before we're done, son, we'll make you one
I'm the tin man! I never had a heart!
I'm the tin man! But I'll make you a star!
WASP, "Chainsaw Charlie"

There's math and there's dealers and players and killers and ME!
They say that they're winners, okay, well let's see!
You pay or you play, the rules of the trade
The math of the date, the times and the age
What you want, how you like! Aim high man, why not?
Sun Moon Stars in y'all, each and every all of y'all!
Gorillaz (Mos Def, as Sun Moon Stars), Sweepstakes

No one man should have all that power.
The clock's tickin', I just count the hours.
Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power.
Till then, fuck that, the world's ours.
Kanye West, Power

The time has come for the world to burn
This time you're all gonna learn
The countless slain scream out in searing pain
Their souls and their ashes are all that remain!

I am the one, Orgasmatron
The outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony
My servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant
Clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery
Of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount
Paranoia, the law
My name is called religion
Sadistic and sacred whore

I twist the truth, I rule the world
My crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies
You grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you
Your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant
And revel in your pain
And all my promises are lies
All my love is hate
I am the politician
And I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world
An army for the fight
I speak of great, heroic days
Of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood
I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny
I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces
Your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the God of War
And I will cut you down
Motörhead, "Orgasmatron"

Guileless son, each day you grow older
Each moment I'm watching my vengeance unfold
For the child of my body, the flesh of my soul
Will die in returning the birthright he stole
Heather Dale, "Mordred's Lullaby"

"I fight where God tells me, I never ask why
I've bloodied the Devil with steel from on high
I kill without consequence, heed no man's law
I sift out the righteous like grain from the straw
I am judgment and heaven is nigh"
Heather Dale, "Joan"

Waiting, to put on a black shirt
Waiting, to weed out the weaklings
Waiting, to smash in their windows and kick in their doors
Waiting, for the final solution, to strengthen the strain
Waiting, to follow the worms
Pink Floyd, "Waiting For The Worms"

Watch this: our newest release!
The legendary series you missed for years
Comes back, get ready for action!
Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there
The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care!
They'll patch it through microtransactions!

So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
Oh, and boy, stop shitting on our swag!
You're not getting any money back
You knew this was a one-way wacky track!
Just shut up and have your nylon bag!
Coming up with it was real drag!
All proceeds go strictly to Vault-Tec
So you're NOT getting your money back!

It just works, it just works!
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works!
It just works, it just works!
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works!
It just works!
It just works, it just works!
Todd Howard, The Chalkeaters, "It Just Works"

Tic tic toc
The time bomb clock
Ticks grinning ear to ear here, baby
Tic tic toc
The time bomb clock
Ticks counting down
Tic tic, stop

You know I speak in riddles
And I'm plotting to destroy
Villain as I always was
Crazy is as crazy does

My sanity's in short supply
Mad as a Hatter, hey surprise!
T-t-t-ticking bomb on the inside
Livin' with the villain pacing in my mind
Wild Fire, "Villain"

If all the world's a stage, then I shall play my part
You may say it's cliché, but I say that it's an art
Every deck needs a knave to come and stack the cards
The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart
One button's all it takes to set the Earth a-quaking
Or is the world afraid and the planet started shaking?
You'd need tectonic plates to serve the schemes I'm baking
And the menu for today is some world domination

Maybe you've heard about me,
All in the news today.
I'm kind of legendary in the most destructive way!
I have a secret hideout,
I've got the fancy swords,
I've got a bone to pick with all generic demon lords!

Open a dictionary,
Turn it to "Mastermind",
You'll see a picture of me with my other bros in line!
I'll burn your village and I
Won't even look behind
I need not be kind
(You know why?)

I'm the boss,
I'm the boss,
I'm very, very sorry for your loss!
I'm the boss,
I'm the boss,
And just in case I didn't get my point across
I'm the boss!

    Theater 
You can join the team
Or you can bitch and moan
You can live the dream
Or you can die alone
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And end up like her!
[...]
Time for you to prove you're not a lameass anymore!
Then step into my candy store!
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy store!
Candy Store, Heathers

I believe in a cruel God
who has created in in His image
and whom, in hate, I name.
From some vile seed
or base atom I am born.
I am evil because I am a man;
and I feel the primeval slime in me.
Yes! This is my testimony!
[...]
And I believe man to be the sport
of an unjust Fate,
from the germ of the cradle
to the worm of the grave.
After all this mockery comes death.
And then? And then?
Death is Nothingness.
Heaven is an old wives' tale!
Iago, Othello (Opera by Verdi)

"It will all be mine,
Power so divine
I'll tell the sun to shine
On only me!
It will all be mine,
Till the end of time
When this perfect crime
Makes history
Team Rocket! This is our destiny!"

I love to kick it up a notch
Cuz I'm evil and bad to the bone.
[takes a drag] Yeah, I'm smoking pot!
Looks like Junior is all grown up.
And I'm having a blast, blowing shit up
I'll kill a million bugs! It's a thrill and a drug
So call me a terrible guy!
I love to kick it up a notch
And watch! All! Of! You! DIE! [Evil Laugh]
Junior, Starship

Hook: Who's the swiniest swine in the world?
Pirates: Captain Hook! Captain Hook!
Hook: Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?
Pirates: Captain Hook! Captain Hook!
Hook: Captain of villainy, murder, and loot!
Eager to kill any who says that his hook isn't cute!
Smee: (Cowering) It's cute!
Hook's Waltz, Peter Pan (1954)

    Video Games 
Hell, Hell, Hell has its laws
Hell, Hell, effects and the cause
Curtain falls, but hold your applause
Squirm, squirm, for now down here come the claws!

Fools, fools, how hard you have fought
Brave, brave, but it's all been for naught
True Souls, that couldn't be bought
Doomed, detected, and caught!

No more dеals, it's over
The final act, your doom
No more grace, it's over
This House of Hope,
Your tomb!

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish,
comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat,
you little twat?
The Great Mighty Poo, "Sloprano", Conker's Bad Fur Day

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi translation 
SEPHIROTH!
One-Winged Angel, Sephiroth's theme, Final Fantasy VII

In monochrome melodies, our tears are painted in red (Bleeding to the edge)
Deep inside, we're nothing more than scions and sinners
In the rain, do light and darkness fade!
Yes, time circles endlessly, the hands of fate trained ahead (Pointing to the edge)
All things change, drawn to the flame, to rise from the ashes
To begin, we first must see the end!
To the Edge, Theme of The Warrior of Light, Final Fantasy XIV - Shadowbringers

A mind consumed with fury!
Everybody's foolin'! A bribed jury!
Trust no one fully! The closest ones could be
The ones who breaks your neck in your sleep! That's how they do it!
But I got to thank y'all for the lessons!
Now your messin' with a man whose obsessin' with his vengeance!
They better know, they better know what's really at stake!
It's my turn now! Watch me retaliate!

No one can fully understand anyone,
But the backstabber? It's the obvious one!
But infinitely lies, I'm ready! I'm the only one!
Conscious, but not a-bother me like a lonely one!
Nonsense! The most wanted! The most taunted!
Get ready for me! Look what y'all started!
Think twice if you think you can stop me!
I walk with my hands, y'all still can't catch me!

The path to chaos begins here, so come here!
Become the king of the kingdom over here!
Do it how you want it, however you like it!
This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!
The path to chaos begins here, so come here!
Become the king of the kingdom over here!
Do it how you want it, however you like it!
This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!

Live in darkness! Pitch black, stallin'!
Feel heartless! My mind's darkened!
My purpose is to get my target
Until I check everyone off my list!
But somehow, this is like a circus!
I'm clownin' all of y'all good, at my service!
Please get ready for some disturbance,
But this is what you get for your purchase!

I came with an ancient heart of darkness!
Now there's nobody else, just us!
Either do or die, it's the real toughness!
Feel the wrath of an outlaw locked up!

The path to chaos begins here, so come here!
Become the king of the kingdom over here!
Do it how you want it, however you like it!
This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!
"Conditioned to Hate", battle theme, Final Fantasy XV: Episode Ardyn

Now that you have seen my return
And witnessed this reality burn
There's just one thing you should know (Don't you wish you knew the mystery?)
You're just a player in my show
And everything you ever thought was true
Was just part of the play I made for you
Isn't it horrible?
My prize is in sight, you continue to fight
You're adorable
So adorable
Oh, so adorable
So adorable...
"Queen's Anthem", The Cube Queen's theme, Fortnite

Oh look! What clever children!
See them study, watch them learn!
How I HATE those goody-goodies!
How it makes my stomach turn!

I've got a little secret,
That'll really make 'em cry!
It's a NASTY kind of magic,
From a special, kind of guy!

Red sun
Red sun over paradise
Red sun
Red sun over paradise

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine
Settling down, such a blood red-light
Now the animals slowly retreat
To the shadows, out of sight
Arid breeze blows across the mountains
Giving flight to the birds of prey
In the distance, machines come
To transform Eden, day by day

When the wind is slow and the fire's hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh, how pretty, all the scenery
This is nature's sacrifice!
When the air blows through with a brisk attack
The reptile tail ripped from its back
When the sun sets, we will not forget
The red sun over paradise!
"Red Sun", theme of Sundowner, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgement call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all!
Displayed obedience
While never stepping out of line
And gladly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind!
(Let your country control your soul!)

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost!
Don't you worry, you'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed!

The fires of greed will burn the weak!
So we'll make freedom obsolete!
Making whole the fabric of society!
Collective consciousness controlled as you'll see!
"Collective Consciousness", theme of Senator Armstrong and Metal Gear EXCELSUS, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Sneaky, sly, and shifty, let me introduce myself
I'm the doctor they call Strangeglove, a hazard to your health
I'm here to wreak some mayhem with my terrifying schemes
And Glump your silly Moshlings with my dastardly machines!
"The Doctor Will See You Now", Dr. Strangeglove's theme, Moshi Monsters

"Look at me, still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive
And believe me I am
Still alive
I'm doing science and I'm
Still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm
Still alive
While you're dying I'll be
Still alive
And when you're dead I will be
Still alive
Still alive
Still alive..."
GLaDOS, Portal

They call me sick,
Obsessed, a madman with no proof!
I'll give the monster's
Life a use!
Awaken my brood! Today you will rise!
I've given you life, my Lusus Naturae!
Open your eyes!
Lusus Naturae, Dr Merlot's Image Song, RWBY: Grimm Eclipse

The story begins with who's gonna win
Knowin' the danger that lies within
Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart
Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life!

I am the Eggman, that's what I am!
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan!
I am the Eggman, that's what I am!
I am the Eggman, with the master plan!

I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go!
They're perfect in every way!
I'd love to destroy the blue one you know
He's an obstacle that always gets in my way!

I must play this game by my rules!
I will conquer the world with my tools!
All my machines are made for destruction!
I will build my empire!
I will succeed and you will see!
With my machines, there is no retreat!

I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

I am the enemy, I will succeed!
My mission, yeah, I must complete!
My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!
If you ask me again, I'll show you the same!

I am the Eggman, that's what I am!
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan!
I am the Eggman, that's what I am!
I am the Eggman, with the master, master plan!

I am the Eggman!
E.G.G.M.A.N., Doctor Eggman's theme, Sonic Adventure 2

You know, every world will have its test (have its test)
Don't blame for what I have become!
You know, every world will come to end (come to end)
And I'll create your final rest!
I can taste the day (taste the day)
Savor night (savor night)
Scream your dreams as you dare to fight
Dare to fight!

My eyes (my eyes) are full of curiosity
You think (you think) that you have power over me?
In this world (this world), there's no room for you and me!
So turn away or face this day with me! (Face the day with me!)
With me! (Face the day with me!)
With me! (Face the day with me!)
With me!

When everything you know has come and gone
(You are at your lowest, I am rising higher)
Only scars remain of who I was
(What I find in the ashes, you lose in the fire)
When there's no one left to carry on
(This is an illusion, open up your eyes and)
This pain persists, I can't resist
But that's what it takes to be Infinite!


So look around you and tell me what you really see
I never end and that's the difference in you and me
'Cause when your time is up and everything is falling down
It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?
So look around you and tell me what you really see
You live a lie and that's the difference in you and me
I have the power, let me show you what it's all about
It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?
Infinite's theme, Sonic Forces

Nice to meat ya, now I'm here to beat ya!
With full force, mess up your facial features!
Hasta la vista, I'm sonnin' all ya Little Caesars!
All y'all stuff ya face with is pizza, pizza!
Crack like a hard-boiled egg on Easter, Easter!
See these muscles on me, I could beat your teacher!
I'll defeat Leonardo, y'all become the weakest!
I take off all'a ya masks and dismantle your features!

Shredder! I cross the line like a letter!
Smash all'a you turtles, put you back together!
Indeed, I squish turtles like a tight girdle!
Any obstacle, I'll clear it like a high hurdle!
My stomach cringes for all you fake ninjas!
Fightin' you with awareness, show you what revenge is!
Diabolical moves strike with mad vengeance!
Ask Splinter, he knows I'm comin' with bad intentions!

"♪Glory to Kohga and the mighty Yiga Clan! Our master is the strongest—he's got a secret plan!♪
His fall from sand to darkness did bring him to the Depths. But did he waver? Never! He into action leapt.♪
♪The Yiga Clan then followed, hearts fiery and true. We'll soon raise up our weapon, revived by stone of blue.♪
♪In the dark we dwell now, we covert clumps of earth. Soon we'll rise to take Hyrule for everything it's worth.♪
♪Glory to Kohga and the mighty Yiga clan! The earth itself will tremble—our ascension is at hand!♪''
Yiga Clan Anthem of the Depths: We Clumps of Earth, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

    Web Animation 
You seem impressed with what you've shown
But I don't find it that compelling
You've sung my praise, but not your own
And well, I think that's pretty telling
But while we're on the subject of
How I'm superb and leagues above
You
Ought to know I'm number one!
I know that might be hard to swallow
(La La La La!)
This hurts you just as much as me
(Oooh...)
But when this song is sung then you and I'll know
That you're just a nobody!
"Better Than You", Camp Camp, "Cult Camp"

Hey, why not come on down
To the best club in this town
The Box Club
Your one stop
For cardboard all around
A structure made so perfectly
Every sides at 90 degrees
Join and worship the box for all eternity

There’s zero price
Just paradise
And the odd sacrifice
Our activities have all the spice
We’re sure they will entice
Box sledding
Box building
Box throw, steal, and worship
We just want to spread the glory and happiness of boxes
And ultimately…
WE CRUSADE FOR THE DAY THE GOD BOX IS OPENED, AND FROM ITS DIVINE PACKAGING, JUDGEMENT DAY WILL DESCEND AND FINALLY TAKE US TO A NEW PARADISE…

So hopefully you get our plight
Cuz we’re running low on stuff to write
This academy needs us
Cause… we’re definitely in the top 10, yes.
And we’ll give everyone a free box, too!
And I guess what we’re basically saying is
Oh please
Oh please
No please
No please!
NO PLEASE!
Please don’t let us
Shut dowwwwwwwwwwwn!
The Box Club Leader, SMG4, "Mario Goes To College"

    Web Original 
Am I insane?
Have I crossed the line?
Well, that's a good question! Let me ask your friends!
OH WAIT, I MURDERED THEM!!

P is for priceless, the look upon your faces
E is for extinction, all your puny races
R for rrrevolution, which will be televised
F is for how f**ked you are, now allow me to repriiiise!
E is for eccentric, just listen to my song
C is for completion that I’ve waited for so long
T is for the terror upon you I’ll bestow
[chuckles] My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say...hello.
Perfect Cell, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

And so I'll cut you up
and wear you like a suit.
Tear the flesh right off your bones,
make an outfit of my own,
and oh I'll look so gosh-darn cute!
And once I'm in your shredded skin,
there ain't nothing that this puppet can't do.
I'm gonna make one hell of a me...
out of the pieces of you!
Concupiscence “Connie” McNasty, Puppet History

Well, birds gotta sing
Bells gotta ring
And I need everything in the world! (What?)
Some of the stuff
Just isn't enough
No, I need everything in the world!

You might believe that it's tragic (That's one word for it…)
That so many innocents have to die
So I can get hold of the magic (You got problems, Jack...)
But look at me, what a good boy am I!
I deserve the whole world
So don't give me sass
I'll find that wooden puppet
And chop off his—! (Jack!)
Ya gotta think big
If you wanna win
So you kill a few people
Is that such a sin? (Obviously!)

I never had much growin' up (Oh, my God…)
We were scraping by, on our bakery pie
Only millions to live on (Uh, what?)
Can you imagine only millions to live on
When some people had billions! (Agh, gimme a break, Jack!)
I knew then and there
I had to make things fair
And all I had to do
Was be a jerk (Jack…)
A complete piece of !@#$% (My God…)

(Jack?)
(Can we talk about this?)
(We really don't need to…)
(You don't have to kill people!)
(Augh! Stop scatting!)

I want everything!
I want everything!
I want everything!
In the whole dang world!
I want
Everything, everything, everything, everything!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

(You're going to hell, Jack.)
Oh, I know!
Jack Horner (and the Ethical Bug), "Jack Horner's Song" by Kevin Temmer

    Western Animation 
Quiet, crawl through the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling of
Fearsome, hatred that reaches the skies...
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes...

We are the Lord of Nightmares' troops
Feared and revered by Wuts and Noops!
Enemy armies always turn and flee
From Urpneys!
"War Song of the Urpneys", The Dreamstone

Sideshow Bob: [sings] I've... grown accustomed to his face,
And dreams of gouging out his eyes.
I've grown accustomed to my hate,
My plans to lacerate,
To disembowel,
To hear him howl.

The very reason that I live
Is plotting how to watch him die.

Homer: [bangs on the wall from the other room] Bart! Turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep!

Sideshow Bob: [continues singing] I know this chubby scalawag
Has made my life a living hell.
Surely, if I drank his blood,
I'd be at peace... but, well...

Bart: [removes the duct tape from his mouth and sings] You've grown accustomed to my face?

Sideshow Bob: This isn't a duet.
Bart: Sorry. [puts the tape back on his mouth]

Sideshow Bob: I've grown accustomed to your fear,
Accustomed to revenge,
Accustomed to...your...face.
"The Very Reason That I Live", The Simpsons, "The Great Louse Detective"

Lord Dominator: I'm not the Damsel in Distress.
I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess.
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.
Nope... I'm the bad guy!
All these former villains that you see
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me
So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime!
What am I, boys?
All the villains: [She's the bad guy!]
Lord Dominator: Oh, it's magic!
To watch a planet
Shrivel up and die!
Oh, it's thrillin',
To be a villain!
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry,
Cause I'm the Bad Guy!
[...]
Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see something, I blast it!
And let me tell you why...
I always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness,
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry!
See, I find this business rather fun,
I don't want your assistance or your adulation,
I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid you bye-bye!
Why? (Beat) COME ON, GUESS!
Wander and Hater: [...Cause you're the bad guy?]
Lord Dominator: Or, well, girl. (Evil Laugh)
Lord Dominator, Wander over Yonder

The worlds can be one together,
Cosmos without hatred
Stars like diamonds in your eyes,
The ground can be space (space, space, space...),
With feet marching towards a peaceful sky.

All the Moonmen want things their way,
But we make sure they see the sun.

Goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye...
Fart, Rick and Morty

Today's just so wonderful,
I feel like chuckling (ha ha ha)
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling;
full of tarantulas
And now that I'm here, tonight,
It's gonna get weird!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Look at these creatures,
Not enough features
Cats should breath fire,
Bears should sing choir!
(Choir of bears)
Very nice!
Look at this tower under my power
Look at these people,
puny and feeble!
(Ooooooo hoooo!)

Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you
From the delusions society gave you
Gravity's a lie
And so is the sky
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE!

Look at this money
Who's that, honey?
Look throughout history,
How could you miss me?
(Seriously, I'm all over the place)
Look at this weather,
I could do better
Mandelbrot rainbows,
Screaming tornadoes!

Look at this loser,
drinking coffee...
Now it's decaf! (Mwahahahaha!)
Look at these people,
Calling me evil,
Right back at you,
Now you're all statues!
Now everything you know has disappeared,
It's gonna get weird...
Bill Cipher, cut song from Gravity Falls

Cozy Glow: It's time to try a better way to be bad!
Tirek and Chrysalis: Do we really need a better way to be bad?
Better Way to be Bad, ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

You've been lookin' for some trouble
Why should I be so humble?
Is that the way you thank me?
I'm the one who created this whole thing

I'm the swamp that made you,
Now I'm the swamp that take you!
You left me, should've stayed, babe
You know, you never should've disobeyed!
—"The Bog Lady", I ♡ Arlo

    Other 
Eat away everything in the world!
It will be a neverending supper!
Now let's begin the process of cooking those poor invaders
Who've wandered into our territory
Suck and chew down all the spite and malice!
It will be a neverending nightmare!
What has been filled up, her cracked glasses
Is the dark red blood

Eventually the end will come, but until that final day
Let's keep partying, shall we?
Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai!
The Servants and Master of the Graveyard, "Master of the Graveyard", Evillious Chronicles

All day
All night
I've been thinkin' why feelin' wrong feels so right
And I know
Yeah I try
To turn myself around but I know what I like
I ain't nice
No I'm quite a dick
I'm the bad guy who's makin' you sick
It's easy for me
I've got no shame
I'm in it for the money and fame
Everybody wants to be like me
The villain is the one that you came to see
Sick of all the good guys savin' the day
'Cause the villain always wins when the hero's away
Theory of a Deadman, Villain

Five, six, seven, eight!
From the head to the leg! I'm the man! I'm the egg!
I'm a genius! I'm quick! I make Badniks!
Motobug, Chopper, Buzzbomber, Crabmeat!
Newtron too! I sad their names to the beat!
My mustache is most flash! I'm evil as heck!
I've been very wrong! Now I'm here in my mech!
Gonna take down Sonic! Gonna get him with my mech!
Gonna rule the world with all my Badniks!
Gonna hit some pencils! Hit Sonic! Oh yes!
Hit a coffee cup, spill it on the desk!
Gonna knock down Sonic and Sonic and Sonic!
Gonna hit a laptop that's got Sonic on it!
Some people call me evil! Call me vile! Call me pest!
You can call me "Doc"! Dr. Eggman! I'm the best!

Your girl is lashed to the railroad tracks
I twirl my mustache and laugh my Evil Laugh
I stroke my cat and then I steeple my hands
You hang above my smoking vat as I reveal my plans
Now just lie still and die while I try to decide
What bad guy line applies to my diatribe

How 'bout No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"
Or maybe "Kneel before Zod" or "Give yourself to The Dark Side"
"From Hell's heart I stab at thee"
Or "Wait until they get a load of me"
How 'bout "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?"

[Mwahahahaha!]

Fools! None may challenge the will of Doom!
I'll get you, my pretty, And Your Little Dog, Too!!
Revenge is a dish best served cold
I did it twenty minutes ago
Take whatever booty you can find But remember: the Beast is mine!
I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
And call off Christmas! Curses, foiled again!
He Who Fights And Runs Away
Lives to fight another day

[Mwahahahaha!!!!]

Should I say "Riddle me this" or "Off with their heads!"?
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated
Now while you hang there and consider your fate,
Should I say "Release the hounds!" or just say "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"?
I have something to say
It's better to burn out than to fade away
By the way, Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?
I think the word you're looking for is "Ahhhhh!"
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that
Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Mwahahahaha!!!!
Ookla The Mok, "Mwahaha"

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