Season 11x01 Purgatory
- When Waverly and Wynonna are lying on the ground trying to get Peacemaker to work while a Revenant advances on them, a bullet hits him.
Waverly: What? You brought backup?Wynonna: ''(shrugs)'' ... Yeah!
- The sisters agreeing that Dolls has a "great butt".
- Wynonna is interrogating Champ while pinning him down to a bed. Waverly, not aware that it's her sister and assuming Champ's cheating on her, bursts into the room and fires at her with a shotgun.
Wynonna: (weakly) Worst. Birthday. Ever.
- "Crazy chick with a gun!"
- The entirety of Officer Nicole Haught's introductory scene, from Waverly's convenient loss of her shirt, to how flustered she is compared to her normal composure, to Nicole's gentle mockery of Waverly describing Champ as a "boy-man". Concluded with Waverly reading Haught's surname off of her business card and just saying "Of course."
Wynonna: [Revenants] will always come back for more, until they meet Peacemaker, which only I can handle- (drops the gun)
- Dolls threatens Haught with a charge for treason if she enters the Black Badge office without knocking again. Wynonna points out that Haught did knock, and sarcastically asks if he's sure he doesn't want to threaten her with death. Dolls' response? That the penalty for treason is death.
- Waverly named her hamster "Pikachu". And she blesses herself before digging next to its grave.
- Both Earp sisters think of the possibility of getting a flamethrower.
- Wynonna wants all Revenants to tremble in fear before her.
Dolls: You've got powdered sugar on your nose.
- Dolls, who "doesn't do romance", is the only one around to notice the growing UST between Waverly and Haught.
Haught: [Waverly] said she was glad I called.Dolls: I bet.
- Champ through the entire hostage situation. At one point he tries to have Wynonna cause a distraction by flashing the Revenants.
- The increasingly ludicrous ways Doc shoots when proving his identity to Wynonna, including shooting behind his back and with his gun upside-down.
- Gus refusing service to Doc.
Gus: Management reserves the right to refuse service to jackasses. I'm management. And you're the jackass.
- During Doc's interrogation, Dolls starts laughing.
Waverly: Is Deputy Marshal Dolls... laughing?Wynonna: I've never been so scared in my life.
- When Wynonna becomes the latest target of the serial killer, she has to earn the forgiveness of everybody she has ever wronged, or get her throat slashed. After her first attempt ends with two guys just fighting each other, she finally lets Waverly in on the situation, before taking off to try again at getting people's forgiveness, giving us these two lines:
Waverly: But everybody hates you Wynonna!Wynonna: (coming back into Shorty's) I'm aware!
- Wynonna loses the ability to speak properly when she sees Dolls in his Walking Shirtless Scene.
"I brought you a shirt, put on your coffee. (beat) You know what I mean."
- Wynonna attempts to use The Force to get Peacemaker.
- The over-the-top reaction Wynonna has to the motorcycle her uncle left her.
- Or her shoving Waverly to the ground for absolutely no reason when she first sees the bike.
- After the ritual that makes her the Keeper of the Bones, Waverly's first concern is that she may have just married a skull.
- Haught and Wynonna share several scenes, and Wynonna ends up sharing her whisky with the younger officer and getting her just a bit tipsy. Tipsy enough for this priceless exchange:
Wynonna: One time, Stephanie told me that I should think about getting a butt lift.Haught: What?! Your ass is like... It's top shelf, man. It's top shelf.Wynonna: Thanks.
- Doc thinks Waverly's phone is angry at him.
- When they go to the morgue, Wynonna casually puts her bottle of whiskey on the table where a victim's body is. Haught shoots her a hilarious 'what the hell, dude' look before pulling the bottle out of her hand and setting it somewhere offscreen.
- When one of Waverly's party guests is freaking out over the attack on the homestead, Waverly starts out her angry counter speech with this:
Waverly: Okay, yes, it's all true! Wynonna's a freak, I'm a freak, Doc's a freak-Doc: Hey, now.
- Haught gets another one at the very end of the episode by wording a fact from an interrogation in the weirdest way possible:
Haught: (about Waverly) Chrissy says she scissored a stripper.
- Neadley gives Dolls and Doc access to the injured Haught on two conditions: they give her a break if the doctors say so, and they make sure whoever did it doesn't come back. And Doc has to move his horse.
- The scene itself is a rough one, but Haught's interview tosses in a quick funny moment early on. She's almost definitely high on morphine, and it makes her slip enough that Waverly smiling at her is, at first, the last thing she remembers seeing before being knocked out. She quickly and awkwardly remembers more about what happened.
- Dolls, who has witnessed about half of the Ship Tease between Haught and Waverly so far, gives her a very quick, subtle, 'now's not the time' look.
- Doc is told about Prohibition, and states that he's almost happy he was trapped in a well for a century and missed that period.
- Later, his attempts to start Dolls' car, only succeeding in turning on the window wipers. Afterwards, Dolls gets in and just stares at the wipers for a moment before telling him never touch his stuff.
- The One Dialogue, Two Conversations between Waverly and Nicole, where Nicole's trying to get Waverly to admit that there's something wrong with Purgatory and Waverly thinks she's talking about their Ship Tease.
- Wynonna's fight with the Stone Witch. Instead of using rock salt, she throws ordinary table salt at her. Even Clootie can't help but roll her eyes.
- Nicole's complete bafflement when Waverly grabs her and promptly starts making out with her.
Haught: What happened to friends?Waverly: You know what I've always wanted?Haught: (weakly) ...What...?
- Waverly and Nicole almost get caught making out in the doorway of the sheriff's office by Wynonna.
- When Wynonna asks what they were doing in Nedley's office, they just babble incoherently for a moment. And Wynonna buys it.
- Wynonna's relationship with Doc gets outed by Bobo, so she goes ahead and admits it to both Waverly and Haught:
(Waverly is staring at Wynonna, stunned.)Haught: (turns to Waverly) To you... to you- okay. (flees)
- "I hope that was clean," said after Wynonna smacks a woman in the head with a bedpan.
- "I thought you were just happy to see me," also said by Wynonna, after Dolls hands her Peacemaker.
- Doc tries driving Constance's car, and ends up getting pulled over by Haught (who had been with Waverly when the call about him came in). He initially tries to talk himself out of trouble by pointing out that she knows who he is, and when he realizes that Waverly's walking over to yell at him, he begs Haught to arrest him. Haught just heaves a tired sigh, hands him a ticket, and abandons him to whatever Waverly has in store for him.
- After Willa runs out of their house, Wynonna and Waverly decide to look for her at the bar, because as an Earp her most likely response will be to get completely drunk.
- Doc's reaction to Juan Carlo pulling a Stealth Hi/Bye on him:
"I need to start drinking less... or much more."
- When Wynonna and Dolls find out that the whole town was invited to Bobo's party, it takes a while for her to process:
Wynonna: The whole town.Dolls: Yeah, everybody.Wynonna: All of the town.Dolls: Even you, yeah.
- Waverly apologizes to Willa for calling her a bitch. In her head.
- When Nicole decks Champ, she glances up at Waverly as if checking to make sure she hadn't done something wrong. Waverly just looks turned on.
- Then later, when Nicole tells Waverly to leave since it's her job as a police officer to protect and serve when the town residents start going crazy, Waverly looks even more turned on.
- The way Nicole is finally brought into the loop:
Dolls: Hey... this is classified.Doc: Purgatory's overrun by demon Revenants aka Wyatt Earp's resurrected outlaws, Bobo del Rey's their leader, I am Doc Holliday —yes, that Doc Holliday — and Dolls here is just a dick.Nicole: Finally! Thank you! It actually makes perfect sense.Nicole Except for the... last... part.
- Wynonna's response after finding out about Waverly and Nicole in a scene where Nicole gets shot, but she was wearing a bulletproof vest:
"Finally picked the smart one."
- A short time later, when Waverly and Nicole start kissing right there on the floor, Wynonna gets up and gives them a moment... and then about three seconds later tosses a jacket at their faces and tells them to hurry up. Nicole's laugh is everything.
The Road To Purgatory
- The existence of the blog in general: It's a password-protected Tumblr that catalogues season one from Nicole's POV, starting off with her trying to note down the weird stuff going on in town and quickly down-spiraling into gushing over and screenshots of conversations with Waverly.
- The reveal that when Nicole walked into the bar in 1x02, she was planning on asking Waverly questions about a disturbance at the bar the night before. She completely failed at asking a single thing, because she got distracted by Waverly.
- Regarding Dolls and his interaction with Nicole at the end of 1x03:
The grim spectre of death would probably be more helpful when it comes to the subject of romance.
- "What does cat eggplant flower plane mean?"
- Nicole had to text Waverly after the kiss in 1x09 to make sure it had actually happened. Waverly responds with about thirty unicorn emojis.
- Nicole texts Waverly half a dozen times to make sure she's okay after the shooting in 1x11.
Nicole: You were SHOTWaverly: I was GRAZED
- While Waverly is in full-out panic mode worrying over whether Willa is going to out her and Nicole's relationship to Wynonna, Nicole decides to be snarky:
Nicole: I didn't think it was possible for another of your sisters to be more socially awkward, yet here we areWaverly: NOT HELPING OFFICER SMARTASSNicole: That's Officer Haughtass to youWaverly: Oh my god.
- "It turns out being all gallant is a darn fine way to get your girlfriend all riled up."