Carlton's Basketball team and the coach's deadpan expression and remarks.
In Banks Shot, Will notices the car keys on the table after his Uncle has left. He has a conversation with his Shoulder Devil who tells him to take it and go to the pool hall, when he looks to his other shoulder for more advice, another Devil appears. "What are you ignorant? Pick up the damn keys!"
Will, Carlton, Ashley, and Hilary cooking Thanksgiving Dinner in Talking Turkey.
Will and Carlton's mad dash to ask a girl they both see from opposite sides of the mall out at the end of the first part of Someday Your Prince will be In Effect.
At the end of "Strip-Tease for Two", Phil discovers that Will and Carlton have been stripping for cash to make back the money they lost from a bad stock tip. They break down and tell him that they also pawned one of Vivian's bracelets in order to get the money for the stock in the first place...and they never bothered to get the clasp fixed. Hearing all this, Phil begins to laugh, with Will joking that instead of punishing the two of them, he ought to reward them for their honesty, because "Hey...it worked for the Beav!" At this point, the three of them are laughing hysterically together, when suddenly Phil snaps: "DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUYNAMED WARD?"
Phil: Now you get that bracelet back and for the next six weeks, I don't want to hear you breathe... OR I'M CALLING THE FEDS MYSELF! (leaves)
Will:(scared) I guess this probably ain't the best time to tell him we ran over the mailbox.
The scene that YouTube users refer to as "The Earthquake Song" set to the tune of "Darling Nikki" by Prince
Will: *singing* I'm stuck in a basement, sitting on a bicycle, girl gettin' on my nerves. * pause for audience laughter* Goin' out of my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.
In "Ill Will", Will, Carlton, and Hilary hide under Geoffrey's bed as Phillip and Vivian barged in to look for Geoffrey's memoir of the family. Phillip sat on the bed, crushing the three.
The revelation that Hilary was conceived at a Sly-Stone concert.
Will: And I hope those concert tickets weren't front row. Hilary: Is that why you always play "Hot Fun in the Summer Time" on my birthday? Carlton: And where was I conceived? Will: Probably at a white sale.
In the episode "Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe", Will is trying to comfort Carlton after his girlfriend leaves him at the wedding chapel and Carlton admits he is a virgin. When he first says it, a man walking by with his fiance who he just found out is pregnant says, "Well at least somebody still is." Later on:
Carlton: You mean you're a virgin too? Will: Keep your voice down man, I AIN'T NO VIRGIN!(woman in front of him gets up and leaves) Hey, look man, when it comes to me and the honeys I just say (priest walks up to him) de...no way! Ooh, ugh yucky!
Will and Uncle Phil are trapped in an elevator at the hospital where Vivian is going into labor. Both are in desperate need of a phone to call Geoffrey at home, and it just so happens that they're trapped alongside a businessman who happens to have one... and who won't give it up. Will then decides to exercise his "straight out the hood" negotiation skills on him, and we Gilligan Cut to...
Will:[dancing and singing]Please, can we use your phoooone?[stops] Yo, if you don't let us use your phone I'ma start singing Paula Abdul's Greatest Hits!
And after the guy says something obnoxious, a shocked Will responds with: "Stop!Ghetto time!"
The Courtroom Antics that occur in "Will Goes a Courtin'", especially Phil and Will's sides of the story.
In uncle Phil's version, Will and Carlton are thuggish, and everyone is wearing revealing swimsuits, including the 15-year-old neighbor girl who wandered over. Uncle Phil himself is just a meek, quiet man who accidentally steps on Carlton's inflatable duckie inner tube.
Not to mention Carlton's line: "HEY POPS! YOU POPPED MAH DUCK!"
In Will and Carlton's version, the pool party is a classy, innocent affair where everyone is in old-style bathing suits and they dance in a circle holding hands. When Uncle Phil enters, a glass of water shakes ala Jurassic Park and he rips the head off of Carlton's duckie inner tube. He also yells at the 15-year-old neighbor girl who "wandered over, crying" as Will says. ("Hit the bricks, you little tramp!")
Season 4 ended with a Wham Line where Will decided to remain in Philadelphia with his mother. Season 5 opens with an NBC executive showing up and pointing out that his contract says "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", then tossing him in a van and taking him back to California.
"Will's Misery" revolves around a prank in which Will is kidnapped, restrained, and tortured by his date to teach him to respect women. When Will discovers Carlton was behind it all, he gets payback. Will tells Carlton about the abduction... except in this version, Will got loose and killed the girl with a rock. And her body's still up there. Carlton, in a fit of despair, runs out the back door, around the house into the living room, back into the kitchen dragging himself across the floor to the back door again, into and through the backwoods cabin, intothe audience, out the elevator into the University Cafeteria, and finally off-stage into Will's arms. Freeze scene, audio continues to play clapping, cut to black.
Lisa warns him that it's not a toy, Jazz doesn't listen. . .and proceeds to shock himself clear across the hallway.
"Burning Down The House": Carlton tries to hitchhike his way home, which leads to this:
Hippie: So what I'm saying is there shouldn't be a "rich" or a "poor." We should all just share the wealth, man! Carlton: Oh, I beg to differ. (the hippies literally throw Carlton out of their microbus)
"Boxing Helena": Carlton's Drill Sergeant Nasty of a personal trainer demands he "drop and give him twenty." Carlton drops to his knees and offers him a twenty-dollar bill.
Carlton: Okay, but that doesn't leave much for yogurt!
The entire montage of Uncle Phil throwing Jazz out of the house, the one time he threw Jazz inside the house when they were already outside and when Jazz got his revenge by throwing Uncle Phil out of the house.