History Funny / TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir

30th Jul '16 12:19:59 PM ryanruff13
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-->'''Vivian (to Phil)''': Snap is a great band.\\

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-->'''Vivian --->'''Vivian (to Phil)''': Snap is a great band.\\



-->'''Philip''': I'm going as Comfortable Man.
-->'''Hilary''': Is that a comic book hero?
-->'''Philip''': Sort of. He has superhuman bill-paying power so he gets to dress however he wants.
-->'''Ashley''': [quickly gets it] ''Great'' costume, daddy.

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-->'''Philip''': --->'''Philip''': I'm going as Comfortable Man.
-->'''Hilary''': --->'''Hilary''': Is that a comic book hero?
-->'''Philip''': --->'''Philip''': Sort of. He has superhuman bill-paying power so he gets to dress however he wants.
-->'''Ashley''': --->'''Ashley''': [quickly gets it] ''Great'' costume, daddy.



* pause for audience laughter* \\

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* pause ''(pause for audience laughter* laughter)'' \\



-->'''Will:''' And I hope those concert tickets weren't front row.\\

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-->'''Will:''' --->'''Will:''' And I hope those concert tickets weren't front row.\\



*** Will's phone conversation with his mother about the incident.
--> "Ma, you'll never guess who's a daddy. No ma, not me, stop cryin'. No, ma, it's Carlton. ({{Beat}}) Ma, stop laughin'.
--> A few seconds later, the family enters and Will pretends to be ordering a pizza.
--> "Uh, yeah, 20 minutes? Great. Ok. Uh, I love you (Hangs up, turns to the others) That makes them bring the pizza faster."

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*** ** Will's phone conversation with his mother about the incident.
--> ---> "Ma, you'll never guess who's a daddy. No ma, not me, stop cryin'. No, ma, it's Carlton. ({{Beat}}) Ma, stop laughin'.
--> ---> A few seconds later, the family enters and Will pretends to be ordering a pizza.
--> ---> "Uh, yeah, 20 minutes? Great. Ok. Uh, I love you (Hangs up, turns to the others) That makes them bring the pizza faster."



-->'''Phil:''' Well, once when I was little, [[GroinAttack I zipped my pants up too fast]]. Let's just say this brings back memories.

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-->'''Phil:''' --->'''Phil:''' Well, once when I was little, [[GroinAttack I zipped my pants up too fast]]. Let's just say this brings back memories.



-->'''Will:''' HEY C'MON MAN! IF I TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WOULD YOU DO IT?!

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-->'''Will:''' --->'''Will:''' HEY C'MON MAN! IF I TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WOULD YOU DO IT?!



-->'''Will:''' (''dancing and singing'') ''Please, can we use your phoooone?'' (''stops'') Yo, if you don't let us use your phone, I'ma start singing Music/PaulaAbdul's Greatest Hits!

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-->'''Will:''' --->'''Will:''' (''dancing and singing'') ''Please, can we use your phoooone?'' (''stops'') Yo, if you don't let us use your phone, I'ma start singing Music/PaulaAbdul's Greatest Hits!



-->'''Will:''' That's right, boy! There's a new jack city! (''high-fives Phil'') You the man! You the man!
-->(''The elevator breaks down'')
-->'''Will:''' You the big man that broke the elevator!

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-->'''Will:''' ---->'''Will:''' That's right, boy! There's a new jack city! (''high-fives Phil'') You the man! You the man!
-->(''The ---->(''The elevator breaks down'')
-->'''Will:''' ---->'''Will:''' You the big man that broke the elevator!



** And this awkward moment.
-->'''Mrs. Smith:''' You want to go back to Philadephia, don't you baby?
-->''(beat)''
-->'''Will:''' Whoosh. (''tosses his hat'') Look what the wind did to my hat.

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** And this awkward moment.
-->'''Mrs.
moment:
--->'''Mrs.
Smith:''' You want to go back to Philadephia, don't you baby?
-->''(beat)''
-->'''Will:'''
--->''(beat)''
--->'''Will:'''
Whoosh. (''tosses ''(tosses his hat'') hat)'' Look what the wind did to my hat.



-->'''Will''': Tell me there's a baseball in this case.
-->'''Carlton:''' It's empty.
-->'''Will''': I guess you wasn't listening!

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-->'''Will''': --->'''Will''': Tell me there's a baseball in this case.
-->'''Carlton:''' --->'''Carlton:''' It's empty.
-->'''Will''': --->'''Will''': I guess you wasn't listening!



--> "But somebody wrote all over it, so I washed it off."

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--> ---> "But somebody wrote all over it, so I washed it off."



-->'''Uncle Phil:''' What baseball?
-->'''Will''': (''Hispanic accent'') What baseball? Well, baseball sport where man with stick hit ball and run. Sorta like this. (''tries to escape'')

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-->'''Uncle --->'''Uncle Phil:''' What baseball?
-->'''Will''': --->'''Will''': (''Hispanic accent'') What baseball? Well, baseball sport where man with stick hit ball and run. Sorta like this. (''tries to escape'')



-->'''Carlton''': ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?!
-->(''Uncle Phil [[DeathGlare glares at him]]'')
-->'''Carlton''': Ashley?!

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-->'''Carlton''': --->'''Carlton''': ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?!
-->(''Uncle --->(''Uncle Phil [[DeathGlare glares at him]]'')
-->'''Carlton''': --->'''Carlton''': Ashley?!



-->'''Vivian''': [[AnnoyingPatient Philip, I'm as big as a house! All I want to do is lay in bed and eat pie!]]
-->'''Philip''': [[BigEater Me too]], but I still get things done!

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-->'''Vivian''': --->'''Vivian''': [[AnnoyingPatient Philip, I'm as big as a house! All I want to do is lay in bed and eat pie!]]
-->'''Philip''': --->'''Philip''': [[BigEater Me too]], but I still get things done!



-->'''Hillary''': EEW! Then who is this?!\\

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-->'''Hillary''': --->'''Hillary''': EEW! Then who is this?!\\



-->'''Carlton''': What is this a pajama party?! Scooch over!

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-->'''Carlton''': --->'''Carlton''': What is this a pajama party?! Scooch over!



-->'''Hillary''': ...Ew.

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-->'''Hillary''': ...---->'''Hillary''': ...Ew.



-->(''Will rips off Joan's wig, revealing a skincap with some brown hair peeking out'')

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-->(''Will -->''(Will rips off Joan's wig, revealing a skincap with some brown hair peeking out'')out)''



-->'''Geoffrey:''' Of all the rooms in your uncle's house. The kitchen! Are you ''mad'', boy?

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-->'''Geoffrey:''' --->'''Geoffrey:''' Of all the rooms in your uncle's house. The kitchen! Are you ''mad'', boy?



-->'''Will:''' Nobody has to know about this except you, me and Geoffrey!\\

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-->'''Will:''' --->'''Will:''' Nobody has to know about this except you, me and Geoffrey!\\



-->'''Carlton:''' Captain! Our dilithium crystals are almost gone!\\

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-->'''Carlton:''' --->'''Carlton:''' Captain! Our dilithium crystals are almost gone!\\



-->'''Shatner:''' Ow, my tooth! Bones, do something!\\

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-->'''Shatner:''' --->'''Shatner:''' Ow, my tooth! Bones, do something!\\



'''Carlton:''' ''(to Will)'' YouBastard!

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'''Carlton:''' ''(to Will)'' YouBastard!
[[YouBastard You bastard!]]



* The entire montage of Uncle Phil throwing Jazz out of the house, the one time he threw Jazz inside the house when they were already outside and when Jazz got his revenge by throwing Uncle Phil out of the house.
** That last one was part of a dream though.
* LITERALLY every single one of Will's pick up lines
-->'''Will:''' Baby you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.

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* The entire montage of All the times that Uncle Phil throwing throws Jazz out of the house, house are guaranteed to bring some laughs. Highlights include the one time he threw Jazz inside the house when they were already outside outside, and the time when Jazz got his revenge by throwing Uncle Phil '''Uncle Phil''' out of the house.
** That last one was part of a dream though.
house [[spoiler: in Will's dream]].
* LITERALLY every single one of Will's pick up lines
lines:
-->'''Will:''' Baby Baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.



-->'''Will:''' I could've sworn I've seen you before. Oh yeah, it was in the dictionary right next to the word KA-BLAM!

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-->'''Will:''' I could've sworn I've seen you before. Oh yeah, it was in the dictionary right next to the word KA-BLAM!
"KA-BLAM"!
18th Jul '16 12:40:30 PM ryanruff13
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* "Bread, lettuce, and tomato?"

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* "Bread, In "Cold Feet, Hot Body", Carlton responding to complaints about customers not getting bacon in their BLT's by claiming that the "b" doesn't have to stand for "bacon".
-->'''Will:''' ''Bread'',
lettuce, and tomato?"tomato?!
11th Jul '16 4:56:31 PM CJCroen1393
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** Geoffrey's entrance into the now destroyed kitchen. He walks in, greets Will cheerfully, drops off one grocery bag (which then falls ''into'' the ashen counter) and places another in a ''hole'' burned into the refrigerator, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight all while acting as though nothing out of the ordinary happened]]. Finally, he pulls up a chair, sits next to a forlorn Will and says, [[TranquilFury in an extremely calm and cheery voice]]:
-->'''Geoffrey:''' Of all the rooms in your uncle's house. The kitchen! Are you ''mad'', boy?
** After Ashley finds out, Will explains the situation to her and demands that she not say anything.
-->'''Will:''' Nobody has to know about this except you, me and Geoffrey!\\
'''Hilary:''' (''offscreen'') Oh my god!\\
'''Will:''' And Hilary!
25th Jun '16 5:20:07 AM WillyFourEyes
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'''Aunt Vivian''': Philip, when I met you, you were into JamesBrown!

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'''Aunt Vivian''': Philip, when I met you, you were into JamesBrown!Music/JamesBrown!



** "Carlton look out low bridge! Thanks a lot, now we gotta go back and get my head!"

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** "Carlton "Carlton, look out low out! Low bridge! Thanks a lot, now we gotta go back and get my head!"



* In "Banks Shot," Will notices the car keys on the table after his uncle has left. He has a conversation with his Shoulder Devil who tells him to take it and go to the pool hall; when he looks to his other shoulder for more advice, another Devil appears. "What are you, ignorant? Pick up the damn keys!"
** And then the second devil ''[[DopeSlap Dope Slaps]]'' him.

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* In "Banks Shot," Will notices the car keys on the table after his uncle has left. He has a conversation with his Shoulder Devil who tells him to take it and go to the pool hall; when he looks to his other shoulder for more advice, another Devil appears. "What are you, ignorant? Pick up the damn keys!"
**
keys!" And then the second devil ''[[DopeSlap Dope Slaps]]'' him.



* At the end of "Striptease for Two," Phil discovers that Will and Carlton have been stripping for cash to make back the money they lost from a bad stock tip. They break down and tell him that they also pawned one of Vivian's bracelets in order to get the money for the stock in the first place...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and they never bothered to get the clasp fixed]]. Hearing all this, Phil begins to laugh, with Will joking that instead of punishing the two of them, he ought to [[HonestyIsTheBestPolicy reward them for their honesty]], because "Hey...it worked for [[LeaveItToBeaver the Beav]]!" At this point, the three of them are laughing hysterically together, when suddenly Phil snaps: "'''''[[SubvertedTrope DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY]] [[HaHaHaNo NAMED WARD?]]'''''"

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* At the end of "Striptease for Two," Phil discovers that Will and Carlton have been stripping for cash to make back the money they lost from a bad stock tip. They break down and tell him that they also pawned one of Vivian's bracelets in order to get the money for the stock in the first place...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and they never bothered to get the clasp fixed]]. Hearing all this, Phil begins to laugh, with Will joking that instead of punishing the two of them, he ought to [[HonestyIsTheBestPolicy reward them for their honesty]], because "Hey...it worked for [[LeaveItToBeaver [[Series/LeaveItToBeaver the Beav]]!" At this point, the three of them are laughing hysterically together, when suddenly Phil snaps: "'''''[[SubvertedTrope DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY]] [[HaHaHaNo NAMED WARD?]]'''''"



** The revelation that Hilary was conceived at a Sly-Stone concert.

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** The revelation that Hilary was conceived at a Sly-Stone [[Music/SlyAndTheFamilyStone Sly Stone]] concert.



-->'''Will''': ''(turns to Tyriq)'' You should have known it was fake when you saw that the warranty was only for two hours. ''(turns to Jazz)'' And you should have known that the Jackson on a twenty ain't Jermaine.

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-->'''Will''': ''(turns to Tyriq)'' You should have known it was fake when you saw that the warranty was only for two hours. ''(turns to Jazz)'' And you ''you'' should have known that the Jackson on a twenty ain't Jermaine.



* In "Be My Baby Tonight," Ashley asks Will about sex. He has no idea what to tell her, so he opts to confer with Hilary and Carlton. Will believes someone with more experience should talk to Ashley, so he and Carlton immediately look at Hilary.

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* In "Be My Baby Tonight," Ashley [[TheTalk asks Will about sex.sex]]. He has no idea what to tell her, so he opts to confer with Hilary and Carlton. Will believes someone with more experience should talk to Ashley, so he and Carlton immediately look at Hilary.



* "Boyz in the Woods": The MoodWhiplash in Carlton's monologue about witnessing prejudice and unfairness in his life ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwHf_06A-P0 "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"]])

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* "Boyz in the Woods": The MoodWhiplash in Carlton's monologue about witnessing prejudice and unfairness in his life ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwHf_06A-P0 "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"]])kids!"]]).



* Uncle Phil's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJumtvcvgk campaign ad]] for Superior Court Judge, after a little of Will's...''judicious editing''.

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* Uncle Phil's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJumtvcvgk campaign ad]] for Superior Court Judge, after a little of Will's...''judicious editing''."judicious" editing.



** The end where it's revealed that [[spoiler: Ashley took it with her to baseball practice]]

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** The end where it's revealed that [[spoiler: Ashley took it with her to baseball practice]]practice]]:
6th Jun '16 2:40:32 AM SpideyTerry
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* In "Be My Baby Tonight," Ashley asks Will about sex. He has no idea what to tell her, so he opts to confer with Hilary and Carlton. Will believes someone with more experience should talk to Ashley, so he and Carlton immediately look at Hilary.
-->'''Hilary:''' Well, pardon me for being attractive.
** Listen closely to the studio audience's reaction to that line. You can actually hear James Avery laughing with the crowd.
26th May '16 11:39:35 AM DoctorFlygon
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** Carlton's hilariously terrible jokes, such as this:
-->'''Vivian (to Phil)''': Snap is a great band.\\
'''Carlton''': Well, when Crackle and Pop cut a disk, THEN call me. *laughs*
19th Apr '16 11:17:07 PM ShiroAkuma
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* Will does [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vCbaeN8L7M Dreamgirls]] at the end of "The Script Formerly Known As".

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* Will does [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vCbaeN8L7M com/watch?v=1aIoTgy4zvo Dreamgirls]] at the end of "The Script Formerly Known As".
2nd Apr '16 4:37:12 AM jayharrison
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaKsC2AwFt0 Will's blues solo]] from "Geoffrey Cleans Up" in response to Geoffrey not wanting to date a rich woman:
--> '''Will:''' My butler is black.\\
My butler is blue.\\
'Cuz his honey got green...\\
coming' out her wazoo.



** After Ashley talks to her friends about having sex with her date, Derrick (played by [[Series/FamilyMatters Jaleel White]], both Will and Carlton scream in each other's direction. Then, after taking a second to regain their breath, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they both scream toward the viewers/audience]].

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** After Ashley talks to her friends about having sex with her date, Derrick (played by [[Series/FamilyMatters Jaleel White]], White]]), both Will and Carlton scream in each other's direction. Then, after taking a second to regain their breath, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they both scream toward the viewers/audience]].
30th Mar '16 1:40:45 AM jayharrison
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* [[MemeticMutation Oh my god.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUgsPn3hyI Turkey. With pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes....]]

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* Uncle Phil has a FoodPorn moment whilst dieting.
-->'''Phil:''' I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey.
[[MemeticMutation Oh Oh, my god.God.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUgsPn3hyI Turkey. With With... pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes....potatoes... butter-drenched dressing... tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Oh...]]




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* From "Not With My Cousin, You Don't":
** Carlton is done upgrading the Banks' household intercom system, eagerly wanting to show off one of its features.
---> '''Carlton:''' Check out the exciting new roam feature. Let's listen to my room. ''[Carlton presses a button, then smiles giddily.]'' Well, all's quiet in there!\\
'''Will:''' ''[imitating Carlton's giddy look]'' Ooh, [[SarcasmMode there's a surprise.]]\\
'''Carlton:''' Subject: Geoffrey's room.\\
'''Geoffrey:''' I wonder how I'd look if I shaved my entire body.
** After Ashley talks to her friends about having sex with her date, Derrick (played by [[Series/FamilyMatters Jaleel White]], both Will and Carlton scream in each other's direction. Then, after taking a second to regain their breath, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they both scream toward the viewers/audience]].
** Once Derrick arrives, both Will and Carlton have this discussion:
---> '''Will:''' You're rounding third base and you're headed for home. You're excited because you think you're about to score easy, but here's the problem: You're in [[AnalogyBackfire the visitor's ballpark]] and if you do score, angry fans might not be able to be held responsible for their actions.\\
'''Carlton:''' And... it's bat night.\\
'''Derrick:''' Are you two in trouble with a bookie or somethin'?\\
'''Carlton:''' Let's stop beating around the bush! You're playing chess. Your rook has been blindsided by the queen's gambit. Now you can play honorably -- leave your bishop at home to protect your queen's virtue -- or you can take the sleazy road and castle your king... and go right for the mate.\\
'''Will:''' And... it's bat night!
6th Mar '16 5:20:27 PM tyrekecorrea
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* The entirety of the AnnoyingPatient sequence.
** "STOP WITH THE DAMN BELL!!!"


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** The entirety of the AnnoyingPatient sequence.
*** "STOP WITH THE DAMN BELL!!!"
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