"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity and dying of radioactivity."
"Contrary to the popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do however have 234 words for fudge."
"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than four percent of poor people are able to do this."
"The Schrödinger's Cat paradox states that a cat in a box must be, for all intents and purposes, alive and dead until someone opens the box. Schrödinger invented this theory as a justification for killing cats."
"Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans."
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
"Cell phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis
"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
"At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: One comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve, comes before six trillion, comes after five hundred and four. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians
"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs, still in the shell, or scrambled rocks."