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Funny: Portal
There is a Funny page for Portal 2. Please add examples from that game there, not here.

  • The lyrics to "Still Alive", the song that GLaDOS sings over the end credits. Probably the most passive-aggressive Villain Song ever written.
  • The "Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button," which is funny for multiple reasons, but most so because it goes utterly unexplained.
    • Compounded by the completion message:
    "Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test."
  • GLaDOS goes out of her way to foster quite a bit of appealingly dark Paranoia Fuel in the introductory chambers, such as her elaboration of the Emancipation Grills, "which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."
    • "These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The Device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of The Device. Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device. Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you- *Static, slows to a stop.*
  • "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... missed!"
  • Appropriately, one of the lines that best establishes and encapsulates GLaDOS's character is also one of her funniest:
    Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!
  • GLaDOS sums up conservation of momentum: "In Layman's Terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
    • "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
  • GLaDOS's insults early on in the game are made funnier still by the time and effort it usually requires for the player to realize they've been insulted at all. A good example is her backhanded, importance-deflating praise toward "[subject name here]."
  • Similarly, if one manages to look past the Memetic Mutation it has suffered through, "The Cake Is a Lie" is a legitimately funny and clever satire of video game storytelling conventions.
  • Turret: "Help." "Uh-oh." "Who are you?" "Please put me down." "I don't hate you."
    • One of the achievements is using one turret to take out another turret. They say some of the cutest things when they bump into one another. "Excuse me." "Sorry!"
  • "Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."
  • "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
    While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
  • Though this may be internet heresy, a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result, after I immediately dumped the Cube in the incinerator:
    " You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
  • "What are you doing? Stop it! I - I-I-I-I-I-I-I - Wwwe are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you."
  • GLaDOS's feeble efforts to deter the player from advancing toward her chamber, and her growing resignation toward their upcoming face-off.
    You should have gone left before. It's funny, actually, when you think about it. Someday we'll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Hooooooh boy.
    Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "No way!" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great...
  • Though it can't be said for certain why following line was Dummied Out, it clearly wasn't because it's not funny:
    Look: We're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live, and I'll live in the other half. We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
  • And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core:
    "Deploying surprise in five, four — *clunk* — time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise; I've never seen it before. Nevermind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... by myself. Because you'll be dead."
    "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"
    "That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."
    "I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone."
    "Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone."
    "You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that — whoa, whoa, whoaaa, WHOAAAAA..."
    "That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice Job Breaking It, Hero."
  • And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either.
    "Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. Hellooo! THAT'S YOU! That's how dumb you sound!"
    [warping groan] "You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is…" [pulsing static] "… ten. IN BASE FOUR. I'm fine!"
  • The Curiosity Core. "What's that? What is that? Ooo, that thing has numbers on it! Ewww, what's wrong with your legs? Is that a gun? Where are you taking me? Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi! Do you smell something burning?" Yes, little core, I do.
  • This troper found the whole fight to be funny, minus the part where you incinerate GLaDOS's Morality Core and she goes completely insane and tries to flood the arena with neurotoxin.
    • Even then, the dry redundancy with which she describes the circumstances behind the Morality Core's installation, amplified further by her flat, robotic delivery, lends that moment a good bit of comedy regardless of how chilling it otherwise is.
      GLaDOS: It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
  • "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file. "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned." Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too."
  • "You're not a scientist! You're not a doctor! You're not even a full-time employee!"
  • Brick Joke: The cake recipe. (Which, incidentally, is funny even on its own if you pay attention to it.)
    • Another: " Thank you for assuming the Party Escort Submission Position."


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