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22nd Jan '16 6:23:42 PM superslinger2007
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** "These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The Device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of The Device. Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device. Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you- ''*Static, slows to a stop.*''
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** * While introducing the portals: "These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The Device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of The Device. Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device. Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you- ''*Static, slows to a stop.*''
21st Apr '15 10:03:31 AM rjd1922
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** Another: "[[spoiler: Thank you for assuming the Party Escort Submission Position]]."
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** Another: "[[spoiler: Thank "[[spoiler:Thank you for assuming the Party Escort Submission Position]]."
21st Apr '15 10:01:43 AM rjd1922
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** "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
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** [[FlatJoy "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...""]]

--> "[[spoiler: You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube]] more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
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--> "[[spoiler: You "[[spoiler:You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube]] more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
13th Oct '14 1:51:21 PM Ulkomaalainen
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First person view, overly long, potholes
* Though this may be internet heresy, a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result, after I [[spoiler: immediately dumped the Cube in the incinerator:]]
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* Though this may be internet heresy, a few never ** And after finishing the part, [=GlaDOS=] really took a shine likes to turn the Companion Cube. As a result, after I [[spoiler: immediately dumped the Cube in the incinerator:]]knife

** [[PlayerPunch To heighten the absurdistly humorous guilt further]], [=GLaDOS=] says this no matter how long you take.
9th Sep '14 3:44:18 AM KentuckyTroper1990
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* This troper found the whole fight to be funny, minus the part where [[spoiler:you incinerate GLaDOS's Morality Core and [[OhCrap she goes completely insane and tries to flood the arena with neurotoxin]]]].
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* This troper found the The whole fight to can be funny, minus the part where [[spoiler:you incinerate GLaDOS's Morality Core and [[OhCrap she goes completely insane and tries to flood the arena with neurotoxin]]]].
9th May '14 10:18:23 AM babyhenchy1
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--->'''SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS:''' It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
25th Dec '13 9:04:25 AM JIKTV
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--> Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, [[BreadMilkEggsSquick followed by death]]. [[MoodWhiplash Good luck!]]
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--> Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, [[BreadMilkEggsSquick [[BreadEggsMilkSquick followed by death]]. [[MoodWhiplash Good luck!]]
25th Jul '13 6:59:54 AM caughtbluehanded
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"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? [[MoodWhiplash WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?]]"\\
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"Maybe "[[WhyDontYouMarryIt Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much.much]]. Do you want to marry it? [[MoodWhiplash WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?]]"\\
28th Jun '13 9:14:58 AM nairoxev
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sorry, already mentioned, deleting it
** And if you don't take too long. [=GLaDOS=] goes out of her way to congratulate you for being the first person who has incinerated the cube in such short time.
28th Jun '13 9:13:26 AM nairoxev
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** And if you don't take too long. [=GLaDOS=] goes out of her way to congratulate you for being the first person who has incinerated the cube in such short time.
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