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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5I3VnCHWsU The Valentine's Day pre-order trailer.]] An especially great bit is when the intended valentine is offered a massive diamond ("FACT: Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications.")- she throws it in the air, ''it crushes her'', with the [[FootnoteFever footnote]] that around four out of five people are killed every day by falling diamonds, and then ''another guy comes up and runs off with the diamond''. (Yes, you read that right. Four out of five people every ''day''.)

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5I3VnCHWsU The Valentine's Day pre-order trailer.]] ]]
** When the valentine is offered a box of chocolates, she gracefully picks up the box and smashes it into her face, sending one chocolate into her mouth and the rest on the floor, and then throws the box away. She promptly gets an allergic reaction and a swollen head, followed by the sound of a massive off-screen explosion (which could either mean her head exploded from the allergy, or she was so mad at her boyfriend for getting her something she was allergic to, she literally blew up at him).
** And if you buy your girlfriend flowers, a giant bee will spear her through the head with its stinger and fly away with her.
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An especially great bit is when the intended valentine is offered a massive diamond ("FACT: Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications.")- ") she throws it in the air, ''it crushes her'', with the [[FootnoteFever footnote]] that around four out of five people are killed every day by falling diamonds, and then ''another guy comes up and runs off with the diamond''. (Yes, you read that right. Four out of five people every ''day''.)



** Not to mention how when the valentine is offered a box of chocolates, she gracefully picks up the box and smashes it into her face, sending one chocolate into her mouth and the rest on the floor, and then throws the box away. And if you buy your girlfriend flowers, a giant bee will spear her through the head with its stinger and fly away with her.



-->'''Cave Johnson''': "The solution? Robots!" ''[Clip of a prototype Atlas beating itself in the face with a frying pan]'' "Then fire the guys that made those robots and build better robots!"

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-->'''Cave Johnson''': "The solution? Robots!" ''[Clip ''[clip of a prototype Atlas beating itself in the face with a frying pan]'' "Then fire the guys that made those robots and build better robots!"
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* The defective turrets have some pretty hilarious launch reactions too.
-->"Well, I tried."\\
"Gimme another chaaaance!"\\
"You can't fire me, I quiiiit!"


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* This comment about the neurotoxin generator:
-->'''Wheatley:''' Bit bigger than I expected, uh, not gonna be able to just, y'know, push it over.
* Pressing a button that opens a door to the generator:
-->'''Wheatley:''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BU- oh, the door's open. Well done!
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'''Wheatley:''' [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat Leave me in! Leave me in!]] Go press it!

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'''Wheatley:''' [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat [[VerbalBackspace Leave me in! Leave me in!]] Go press it!
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It's also "A" in the Nintendo Switch port. Since there's no way to split a single character into two links, I think it's best to just dewick it.


'''[Space]/[[Platform/Xbox360 A]]/[[Platform/PlayStation3 (Triangle)]]: Speak'''\\

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'''[Space]/[[Platform/Xbox360 A]]/[[Platform/PlayStation3 '''[Space]/A/[[Platform/PlayStation3 (Triangle)]]: Speak'''\\



'''[Space]/[[Platform/Xbox360 A]]/[[Platform/PlayStation3 (Triangle)]]: [[SchmuckBait Say apple]].'''\\

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'''[Space]/[[Platform/Xbox360 A]]/[[Platform/PlayStation3 '''[Space]/A/[[Platform/PlayStation3 (Triangle)]]: [[SchmuckBait Say apple]].'''\\
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* Any of [=GLaDOS=]'s lines about Chell's weight.

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* Any of [=GLaDOS=]'s [=GLaDOS=]' lines about Chell's weight.



* [=GLaDOS=]'s explanation of Wheatley.

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* [=GLaDOS=]'s [=GLaDOS=]' explanation of Wheatley.



* When Wheatley lashes out at [=GLaDOS=] in the testing chambers because she keeps calling him a moron, she comments on how she [[AC: "might have taken the moron-thing a little too far this time"]]. Enter the next chamber, and you hear a harpsichord playing a [[Music/JohannSebastianBach Bach]] piece[[note]][[GeniusBonus the second of his 6 little preludes BWV 934]][[/note]] as Wheatley attempts to make it clear that he knows his classics. You can practically ''hear'' the facepalm in [=GLaDOS=]'s voice.

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* When Wheatley lashes out at [=GLaDOS=] in the testing chambers because she keeps calling him a moron, she comments on how she [[AC: "might have taken the moron-thing a little too far this time"]]. Enter the next chamber, and you hear a harpsichord playing a [[Music/JohannSebastianBach Bach]] piece[[note]][[GeniusBonus the second of his 6 little preludes BWV 934]][[/note]] as Wheatley attempts to make it clear that he knows his classics. You can practically ''hear'' the facepalm in [=GLaDOS=]'s [=GLaDOS=]' voice.

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