History Funny / Portal2

19th Jan '17 3:55:40 AM Nyperold
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** When you get into the excursion funnel, he starts EvilGloating. If you get out of the excursion funnel, he says that he had a really good line. When you get back in, he gloats about how you were foolish to get back in, so you can get out... this repeats a couple more times until he gets frustrated and tells you until you play along he's not going to continue his rant.
10th Jan '17 4:56:32 PM Ggb81
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--> '''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[AC:According to the test results, that jumpsuit makes you look stupid. No, really, there's a note right here. It says it looks fine on everyone else, but on ''you'', it looks stupid. But what would some neckbearded old engineer know about that? ...Oh, it says here that it was a woman. Well, what does ''she'' know? ...Oh, wait, she had a medical degree. In ''fashion''. From ''France!'']]

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--> '''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[AC:According to the test results, that [[AC:That jumpsuit makes you look stupid. No, really, there's a note right here. It says it looks fine on everyone else, but on ''you'', it you're wearing looks stupid. But That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid.' Well, what would some neckbearded does a neck-bearded old engineer know about that? ...fashion? He probably - Oh, it says here that it was wait. It's a woman. Well, she. Still, what does ''she'' know? ...Oh, she know? Oh wait, it says she had has a medical degree. In ''fashion''. ''fashion!'' From ''France!'']]
2nd Jan '17 5:20:22 PM nombretomado
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-->GLaDOS: [[spoiler: [[AC: I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead for when you got through this easy one. If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.]]]]

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-->GLaDOS: -->[=GLaDOS=]: [[spoiler: [[AC: I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead for when you got through this easy one. If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.]]]]



** Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome crowning moment of awesome]] for GLaDOS.

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** Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome crowning moment of awesome]] for GLaDOS.[=GLaDOS=].
2nd Jan '17 5:04:49 PM nombretomado
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*** [[FridgeBrilliance Its all the more funny when you consider that GLaDOS probably weighs metric tons and goes on for miles (if you consider the complex to be a part of her)]]. HypocriticalHumor indeed.

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*** [[FridgeBrilliance Its all the more funny when you consider that GLaDOS [=GLaDOS=] probably weighs metric tons and goes on for miles (if you consider the complex to be a part of her)]]. HypocriticalHumor indeed.



* Look closely during the 'Want You Gone' sequence. GLaDOS isn't telling Chell goodbye--she's ''firing'' her! Passive aggressive much?

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* Look closely during the 'Want You Gone' sequence. GLaDOS [=GLaDOS=] isn't telling Chell goodbye--she's ''firing'' her! Passive aggressive much?



** GLaDOS has a few good quotes if you die in another chamber as well...

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** GLaDOS [=GLaDOS=] has a few good quotes if you die in another chamber as well...



* You find a door labeled "GLaDOS Emergency Shutdown and Cake Dispensary. Keep Unlocked." [[spoiler: [[TheCakeIsALie Turns out, it was just a fake door used to lure you into a trap, and the walls start closing in on you.]] The funny bit is what GLaDOS says as they do.]]

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* You find a door labeled "GLaDOS "[=GLaDOS=] Emergency Shutdown and Cake Dispensary. Keep Unlocked." [[spoiler: [[TheCakeIsALie Turns out, it was just a fake door used to lure you into a trap, and the walls start closing in on you.]] The funny bit is what GLaDOS [=GLaDOS=] says as they do.]]



* One of Wheatley's reactions during the boss fight with GLaDOS, found slightly interrupted in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eclIF6B4pHw this video]]. "PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN!"

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* One of Wheatley's reactions during the boss fight with GLaDOS, [=GLaDOS=], found slightly interrupted in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eclIF6B4pHw this video]]. "PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN!"
19th Dec '16 9:19:40 PM Deathhacker
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* At one point Dark!Cave pushes a ''solid block of pee'' into your universe from the portal, which doesn't fit back the other way around. Cave!Prime's solution? Melt it with hair dryers.
1st Nov '16 9:46:28 AM legoking831
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** Heck, just the whole ambiance of everything falling apart makes it even funnier. As you progress more through the chambers, more things fall apart right in front of you, lights flicker and walls are peeled, and it just gets funnier when he tries in vain to sweep away all the debris and just write it off as a fluke every single time. And then of course there's him very hastily wedging chambers together and just breaking even ''more'' things in the process. It's the perfect kind of SceneryGorn combined with VisualEffectsOfAwesome that really sells how incompetent he is at running the place.
24th Oct '16 7:41:58 AM dlchen145
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* At the end of the co-op mode trailer, the robots face a massive obstacle course. They run forward in a ridiculously BadAss way - and instantly ''[[RefugeInAudacity explode.]]''

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* At the end of the co-op mode trailer, the robots face a massive obstacle course. They run forward in a ridiculously BadAss badass way - and instantly ''[[RefugeInAudacity explode.]]''
25th Jun '16 12:44:14 PM Kitsune1
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* '''TK!Cave:''' "[...] Let me tell ya' we picked up a real bunch of smartalecs to give mind powers to. Hey you! stop blowing up heads! You know what? negotiation's over. I'd like you all to meet Terry, he's gonn-- '''[BOOM]''' Ha! real funny you guys! but you know what? joke's on you! I taped all your paycheks to Terry's head. Ha! WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR HEAD AND BLOW IT UP!?

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* '''TK!Cave:''' "[...] Let me tell ya' we picked up a real bunch of smartalecs to give mind powers to. Hey you! stop Stop blowing up heads! You know what? negotiation's Negotiation's over. I'd like you all to meet Terry, he's gonn-- '''[BOOM]''' Ha! real Real funny you guys! but But you know what? joke's Joke's on you! I taped all your paycheks paychecks to Terry's head. Ha! WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR HEAD AND BLOW IT UP!?
16th Jun '16 11:30:13 AM Dallenson
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*** At least the Black Ops assassins in the fan remake of ''VideoGame/HalfLife 1'' were able to get some.

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*** At least the Black Ops assassins in the fan remake of ''VideoGame/HalfLife 1'' ''VideoGame/BlackMesa'' were able to get some.
15th Jun '16 5:19:27 PM Dallenson
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*** Even funnier for those that played ''VideoGame/HalfLife1'' as the electronic bang sounds like the Tau Cannon from the game.

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*** Even funnier for those that played ''VideoGame/HalfLife1'' as the electronic bang sounds like sound is that of the Tau Cannon from the game.firing.
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