History Funny / Portal2

1st Nov '16 9:46:28 AM legoking831
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** Heck, just the whole ambiance of everything falling apart makes it even funnier. As you progress more through the chambers, more things fall apart right in front of you, lights flicker and walls are peeled, and it just gets funnier when he tries in vain to sweep away all the debris and just write it off as a fluke every single time. And then of course there's him very hastily wedging chambers together and just breaking even ''more'' things in the process. It's the perfect kind of SceneryGorn combined with VisualEffectsOfAwesome that really sells how incompetent he is at running the place.
24th Oct '16 7:41:58 AM dlchen145
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* At the end of the co-op mode trailer, the robots face a massive obstacle course. They run forward in a ridiculously BadAss way - and instantly ''[[RefugeInAudacity explode.]]''

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* At the end of the co-op mode trailer, the robots face a massive obstacle course. They run forward in a ridiculously BadAss badass way - and instantly ''[[RefugeInAudacity explode.]]''
25th Jun '16 12:44:14 PM Kitsune1
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* '''TK!Cave:''' "[...] Let me tell ya' we picked up a real bunch of smartalecs to give mind powers to. Hey you! stop blowing up heads! You know what? negotiation's over. I'd like you all to meet Terry, he's gonn-- '''[BOOM]''' Ha! real funny you guys! but you know what? joke's on you! I taped all your paycheks to Terry's head. Ha! WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR HEAD AND BLOW IT UP!?

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* '''TK!Cave:''' "[...] Let me tell ya' we picked up a real bunch of smartalecs to give mind powers to. Hey you! stop Stop blowing up heads! You know what? negotiation's Negotiation's over. I'd like you all to meet Terry, he's gonn-- '''[BOOM]''' Ha! real Real funny you guys! but But you know what? joke's Joke's on you! I taped all your paycheks paychecks to Terry's head. Ha! WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR HEAD AND BLOW IT UP!?
16th Jun '16 11:30:13 AM Dallenson
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*** At least the Black Ops assassins in the fan remake of ''VideoGame/HalfLife 1'' were able to get some.

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*** At least the Black Ops assassins in the fan remake of ''VideoGame/HalfLife 1'' ''VideoGame/BlackMesa'' were able to get some.
15th Jun '16 5:19:27 PM Dallenson
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*** Even funnier for those that played ''VideoGame/HalfLife1'' as the electronic bang sounds like the Tau Cannon from the game.

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*** Even funnier for those that played ''VideoGame/HalfLife1'' as the electronic bang sounds like sound is that of the Tau Cannon from the game.firing.
27th May '16 9:28:20 AM nmn3r3
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-->"''This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.''"

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-->"''This --->"''This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.''"
21st May '16 8:58:41 AM erforce
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** [=CaveDOS=] rewriting the entire literary canon of the human race to include more Film/{{Ghostbusters}}.

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** [=CaveDOS=] rewriting the entire literary canon of the human race to include more Film/{{Ghostbusters}}.Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}.
4th May '16 9:27:09 AM MisterVercetti
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-->"''This next test involves how gravity and momentum apply to portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.''"

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-->"''This next test involves how gravity and applies the principles of momentum apply to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.''"



"''Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better qualified for testing.''"

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"''Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better qualified for testing.''"



--->''To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3...2...1...''

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--->''To --->"''This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3...2...1...''''"



*** Made even funnier when you realize the test chamber is completely incapable of killing you.

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*** Made even funnier when you realize that the test chamber is completely incapable of killing you.you.
*** There's a DummiedOut line that expands on this:
--->"''At the time of this recording, federal disclosure regulations require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal, and to redirect you to a safer test environment. We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz.''"
14th Mar '16 8:16:57 AM Klamath
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* Wheatley rolling his eye when he turns on the flashlight but doesn't die, despite being told he would.
27th Feb '16 10:10:58 AM Cronosonic
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* At the end of one of the tests is a safety poster, with four reminders, with the first two being: avoid injuring yourself (sensible) and to avoid injuring others (also sensible)... And then there's the second two, which are: [[SkewedPriorities that replacements cost money, and investigations delay testing.]]
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