History Funny / Portal2

20th Feb '18 6:30:45 AM batty3108
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**** Given a CallBack later, when [=GLaDOS=] has woken up and finished tidying up the Enrichment Center:
-----> '''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC:Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is ''looking pretty good'']]
31st Jan '18 2:48:20 AM Cryoclaste
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** At the end, a turret is assigned to guard a baby's room, making you wonder if Valve [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=247 reads]] ''VGCats''.

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** At the end, a turret is assigned to guard a baby's room, making you wonder if Valve [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=247 reads]] ''VGCats''.''Webcomic/VGCats''.
26th Jan '18 7:41:08 AM Siempie
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** Gets better when you realize that there actually ''is'' a room full of screaming robots. [=GLaDOS=] built it for shits and giggles.
8th Dec '17 4:28:31 PM slvstrChung
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"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs, still in the shell, or scrambled rocks."

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"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs, still in the shell, or scrambled rocks."\\
"The square root of rope is string.
"
4th Dec '17 8:18:30 PM pgj1997
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-->"They come in hundreds of designer colours, including Forest, Desert ''[[AC:(I'm different!)]]'', Table, er, Evening at the Improv, ''what idiot picked these-''"

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-->"They come in hundreds of designer colours, including Forest, Desert ''[[AC:(I'm different!)]]'', ''[[AC:([[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 I'm different]]!)]]'', Table, er, Evening at the Improv, ''what idiot picked these-''"
7th Sep '17 3:00:11 PM Moonstreak
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* "[...] Let me tell ya' we picked up a real bunch of smartalecs to give mind powers to. Hey you! Stop blowing up heads! You know what? Negotiation's over. I'd like you all to meet Terry, he's gonn-- '''[BOOM]''' Ha! Real funny you guys! But you know what? Joke's on you! I taped all your paychecks to Terry's head. Ha! WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR HEAD AND BLOW IT UP!?

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* "[...] Let me tell ya' we picked up a real bunch of smartalecs smart-alecks to give mind powers to. Hey you! Stop blowing up heads! You know what? Negotiation's over. I'd like you all to meet Terry, he's gonn-- '''[BOOM]''' Ha! Real funny you guys! But you know what? Joke's on you! I taped all your paychecks to Terry's head. Ha! WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR HEAD AND BLOW IT UP!?
7th Sep '17 2:57:24 PM Moonstreak
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** Then when [[spoiler:Wheatley starts doing it. [[AC:[[HypocriticalHumor Look at her, you moron. She's not fat.]]]] Even better: [[AC:And...what exactly is wrong with being adopted?]] Which she immediately spoils by whispering [[AC:Just for the record: you ARE adopted AndThatsTerrible. Just work with me.]]]]

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** Then when [[spoiler:Wheatley starts doing it. [[AC:[[HypocriticalHumor Look at her, you moron. She's not fat.]]]] Even better: [[AC:And... what exactly is wrong with being adopted?]] Which she immediately spoils by whispering [[AC:Just for the record: you ARE adopted AndThatsTerrible. Just work with me.]]]]



* Stepping on a defective Aerial Faith Plate causes her to say it's due to Chell's weight, and she'l add some zeroes to its maximum capacity, followed by [[UpToEleven about twenty "zero" beeps.]]

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* Stepping on a defective Aerial Faith Plate causes her to say it's due to Chell's weight, and she'l she'll add some zeroes to its maximum capacity, followed by [[UpToEleven about twenty "zero" beeps.]]



* DummiedOut line from co-op: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57lVjxOTr-M&feature=related [=GLaDOS=] reads a]] ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' comic and decides to give it her own...special touches.

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* DummiedOut line from co-op: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57lVjxOTr-M&feature=related [=GLaDOS=] reads a]] ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' comic and decides to give it her own... special touches.



-->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC:Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust.]]

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-->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC:Orange [[AC:Orange/Blue just taught blue Blue/Orange a valuable lesson in trust.]]



*** Or occasionally, she'll ask the player [[AC:"Don't- you- die- on- me."]] Made even better as earlier in the year, Valve [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5816 admitted]] to wanting to use this trope in some of their other games...

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*** Or occasionally, she'll ask the player [[AC:"Don't- you- die- on- [[AC:"Don't - you - die - on - me."]] Made even better as earlier in the year, Valve [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5816 admitted]] to wanting to use this trope in some of their other games...
3rd Sep '17 10:28:53 AM JAG01
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--> "Whee!"\\
--> "HOORAY!"\\
--> "Glorious freedom!"\\

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--> "Whee!"\\
"Whee!"
--> "HOORAY!"\\
"HOORAY!"
--> "Glorious freedom!"\\freedom!"
3rd Sep '17 10:18:23 AM JAG001
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* The good turrets' reactions to being launched into the air outside the redemption line are both adorable and hilarious.
--> "Whee!"\\
--> "HOORAY!"\\
--> "Glorious freedom!"\\
--> "I'm FLYING!"
30th Aug '17 9:37:26 AM rjd1922
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* Even though it's probably for the better that it was changed, this early version of the dialogue when you [[spoiler:reunite for [=PotatOS=]]] is priceless:
-->[[spoiler:[[AC:Oh. It's you. Go away. [[HaveYouComeToGloat Come to gloat?]] Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look. Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes. That's right. [[ARareSentence A potato just called your eyes fat.]] Now your fat eyes have seen everything.]]]]

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* Even though it's probably for the better that it was changed, this early version of the dialogue when you [[spoiler:reunite for with [=PotatOS=]]] is priceless:
-->[[spoiler:[[AC:Oh.-->[[AC:Oh. It's you. Go away. [[HaveYouComeToGloat Come to gloat?]] Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look. Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes. That's right. [[spoiler:[[ARareSentence A potato]]]] [[ARareSentence A potato just called your eyes fat.]] Now your fat eyes have seen everything.]]]]]]
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