History Funny / Portal2

21st May '16 8:58:41 AM erforce
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** [=CaveDOS=] rewriting the entire literary canon of the human race to include more Film/{{Ghostbusters}}.

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** [=CaveDOS=] rewriting the entire literary canon of the human race to include more Film/{{Ghostbusters}}.Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}.
4th May '16 9:27:09 AM MisterVercetti
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-->"''This next test involves how gravity and momentum apply to portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.''"

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-->"''This next test involves how gravity and applies the principles of momentum apply to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.''"



"''Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better qualified for testing.''"

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"''Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better qualified for testing.''"



--->''To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3...2...1...''

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--->''To --->"''This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3...2...1...''''"



*** Made even funnier when you realize the test chamber is completely incapable of killing you.

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*** Made even funnier when you realize that the test chamber is completely incapable of killing you.you.
*** There's a DummiedOut line that expands on this:
--->"''At the time of this recording, federal disclosure regulations require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal, and to redirect you to a safer test environment. We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz.''"
14th Mar '16 8:16:57 AM Klamath
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* Wheatley rolling his eye when he turns on the flashlight but doesn't die, despite being told he would.
27th Feb '16 10:10:58 AM Cronosonic
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* At the end of one of the tests is a safety poster, with four reminders, with the first two being: avoid injuring yourself (sensible) and to avoid injuring others (also sensible)... And then there's the second two, which are: [[SkewedPriorities that replacements cost money, and investigations delay testing.]]
7th Feb '16 7:06:34 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* "Just wanna let the cafeteria staff know to lay off the SoylentGreen. I'm holding a memo from the President, and it turns out that soylent green is... [paper rustling] let's see here... ''[[BaitAndSwitch doubling in price]]''. Listen, I don't care how good people tastes. This stuff is costing us more than lobster, so we're going back to fish sticks."

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* "Just wanna let the cafeteria staff know to lay off the SoylentGreen.Film/SoylentGreen. I'm holding a memo from the President, and it turns out that soylent green is... [paper rustling] let's see here... ''[[BaitAndSwitch doubling in price]]''. Listen, I don't care how good people tastes. This stuff is costing us more than lobster, so we're going back to fish sticks."
22nd Jan '16 6:54:33 PM superslinger2007
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* Wheatley's first attempt at a test chamber, with the word "test" on the wall and an extremely simple puzzle. The commentary confirms that it's mocking the first test chamber a lot of people build for the Perpetual Testing Initiative.

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* Wheatley's first attempt at a test chamber, with the word "test" on the wall and an extremely simple puzzle. The commentary confirms that it's mocking the first test chamber a lot of people build for build, even before the Perpetual Testing Initiative.Initiative came out.
20th Jan '16 9:57:19 AM rjd1922
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* Even though it's probably for the better that they got changed, this early version of the dialogue when you [[spoiler:reunite for [=PotatOS=]]] is priceless:
-->[[spoiler:"Oh. It's you. Go away. [[HaveYouComeToGloat Come to gloat?]] Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look. Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes. That's right. [[ARareSentence A potato just called your eyes fat.]] Now your fat eyes have seen everything."]]



* [[spoiler: After the credits, notice that the Space Core is orbiting around Wheatley... implying that he is [[StealthInsult dense.]]]]

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* [[spoiler: After the credits, notice that the Space Core is orbiting around Wheatley... implying that he is [[StealthInsult [[StealthPun dense.]]]]
17th Jan '16 6:30:37 PM Gill0
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**** [[FridgeBrilliance Fridge Brilliance]]: Just before he says that, you'd banged up a cube pretty badly in the test (you have to cover it in repulsion gel, watch it crash its way out of the glass box, and then try to catch it as it bounces wildly around the room). And, of course, the Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak...
7th Jan '16 9:43:45 AM 8BrickMario
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* Stepping on a defective Aerial Faith Plate causes her to say it's due to Chell's weight, and she'l add some zeroes to its maximum capacity, followed by [[UpToEleven about twenty "zero" beeps.]]
20th Dec '15 11:20:40 PM Loekman3
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*** Even better, sometimes when you try the watch-using-portals trick, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything he'll state "That's not fooling anybody"]].

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*** Even better, sometimes when you try the watch-using-portals trick, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight he'll state "That's not fooling anybody"]].



* During the escape, you come across an excursion funnel that leads to, in Wheatley's words, a "[[BuffySpeak spinny-blade wall]]". Of course, if you exit the funnel, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything Wheatley has some extra dialogue]].

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* During the escape, you come across an excursion funnel that leads to, in Wheatley's words, a "[[BuffySpeak spinny-blade wall]]". Of course, if you exit the funnel, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight Wheatley has some extra dialogue]].



---> '''Wheatley:''' [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything Oh wow, you...you actually came back. Huh. I didn't plan for this, so...can't reset the death trap... Oh! I know! Could you just jump into that pit?]]

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---> '''Wheatley:''' [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight Oh wow, you...you actually came back. Huh. I didn't plan for this, so...can't reset the death trap... Oh! I know! Could you just jump into that pit?]]
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