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Due to being a moments page, SPOILERS OFF!!
In General
- The Running Gag of everyone being surprised when Scott or Hope shrinks or grows something.
- The Running Gag of random Star Wars characters (Cut Lawquane, Celeste Morne, Mother Talzin) thinking that the name of the Avengers' native planet "Earth" comes due to it being named after dirt or ground.
- The Running Gag of Rhodey’s Noodle Incident in Tijuana, June 1999.
- The Running Gag of Stephen Strange and Earth-based Avengers being shocked that Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier is in Kamar-Taj, with Masters of Mystic Arts.
- The Running Gag of Jessica Jones always having booze, regardless of the situation, much to everyone's surprise.
- Separatist Battle Droids’ reaction to Avengers and their powers/skills.
Season 1
- Chapter 2:
- Sam Wilson teasing Steve Rogers for his Friend to All Children attitude with Padmé’s niece, much to the present Clones’ amusement.
- Clone Troopers’ reactions to Steve Rogers being Super-Soldier.
- During the siege on Naboo:Padme: We should help. Is there anything we can do from here? Anything?Panaka: We can't do much other than escape should the palace get overrun with enemy forces. You know this, Senator.Panaka: Yes but this time we have an army to back us. Please Senator, just this once, don't be a hero.Bail Organa: He has a point you know.Padme: You're one to talk.Bail: Guilty.
- This gem Sam Wilson/Falcon vs. Asajj Ventres:Asajj: Slug throwers? You must come from quite the primitive back water planet to use those poor toys.Sam: Really? Then why's your face all singed up?Asajj: I'll show you singed.
- Chapter 3:
- The people's bewilderment when they see Scott shrink a tank and later grow an explosive.
- The Jedi and Clones’ reaction to the hole, made by Scott’s enlarged!grenade, and his fight against droids.Padme: Is that what my face looked like?Steve: Pretty much the same. Except they didn't see the explosion.Padme: ...Noted.
- Chapter 4:
- Scott Lang mispronouncing Coruscant as Croissant.
- Avengers mistaking Jedi Master Mace Windu with Nick Fury. Quickly becomes a Running Gag.
- Chapter 5:
- Hilarious in Hindsight: Steve Rogers making good first impression on his future in-laws, considering his future romantic relationship with Aayla Secura.
- Chapter 7:
- Avengers joining Anakin in calling Ahsoka Tano 'Snips' , much to her irk.
- Shadow Squadron being stunned at Rhodey's Ace Pilot experience.
- Rhodey calls the Malevolence's Ion blast a "super circle of doom".
- Chapter 8:
- Plo Koon's comment on Avengers joining Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi in saving Senator Padmé Amidala from Grievous’ Malevolence:Plo: I can't decide which one is worse or better. The Super Soldier or the Maverick Jedi.
- Avengers teasing Obi-Wan Kenobi, while sneaking on Malevolence, and telling Anakin off for his lack of planning.
- This gem about General Grievous, courtesy of Ant-Man:Scott: How does a robot look like they need serious rehab? Seriously, are you ok? Cause you look like you're on drugs.
- Obi-Wan's joke that someone other than him can get under Grievious' cyborg skin, which Scott has done quite literally.
- Captain America comments on the Malevolence’s crash, much to the Avengers’ amusement and the Jedi & Clones bemusement:Anakin: So, how was your first mission?
- Omake: where Scott Lang acted as consciousness to General Grievous causing him to go to therapy.
- Plo Koon's comment on Avengers joining Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi in saving Senator Padmé Amidala from Grievous’ Malevolence:
- Chapter 10:
- When Steve ponders what's worse: that he couldn't save his best friend, or that he came back a mind-controlled slave. Anakin is thrown for a loop.
- Rhodey telling his infamous tank story to Clones, much to their chuckle and Captain America's chagrin.
- The Avengers and several Jedi walk in on Scott singing Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen along with a group of Padawans, Knights and Jedi Masters.
- Chapter 11:
- Anakin Skywalker and Steve Rogers jumping into Aayla Secura's flagship during the space battle, much to Ahsoka's and the Clones bewilderment:Hevy: Holy Kriff, these guys are insane!Rex: And I thought the general had a wild streak.Ahsoka: No wonder those two get along.
- During the attempted evacuation of Aayla Secura's flagship:Yularen:Are all Jedi so reckless?Aayla: Only the good ones.
- Anakin Skywalker and Steve Rogers jumping into Aayla Secura's flagship during the space battle, much to Ahsoka's and the Clones bewilderment:
- Chapter 12:
- This gem, during Jedi, Clones and Avengers' spying on Lok Durd's Base and secret weapon testing:Scott: Makes sense. Far off location in Neutral Space, where no one would suspect the enemy to be stationed. And with the privacy, they could have all the time needed with whatever nefarious plans being cooked up. - This got certain stares coming from others. - What? This is practically screaming it… And… I've been rewatching a few old shows on my phone again… so there's that…
- Reaction after finding out that deflector shield only repels energy blasts, not physical objects, a.k.a droids:Commander Bly :"You have no idea how much I agree with you, sir."
- This gem, during Jedi, Clones and Avengers' spying on Lok Durd's Base and secret weapon testing:
- Chapter 13:
- Upon seeing captive Viceroy Nute Gunray, Rhodey couldn't help but voice his immediate (and disappointed) opinion on the Separatist leader, much to Clones’ chuckles, Ahsoka's and Barriss' bemusement and Master Luminara's Corpsing.Rhodey: "This is the guy we're all so worked up against? A breeze could probably knock his ass over."
- Rhodey's not being impressed by Viceroy’s bribing attempts and his attitude, PROBABLY because of having Tony Stark as a friend.
- Upon seeing captive Viceroy Nute Gunray, Rhodey couldn't help but voice his immediate (and disappointed) opinion on the Separatist leader, much to Clones’ chuckles, Ahsoka's and Barriss' bemusement and Master Luminara's Corpsing.
- Chapter 16:
- Commander Cody’s reaction to Quicksilver and Ant-Man's response:Cody: I feel a growing headache coming along...Scott: Come on Cody, let's get this mission done so we can get you some Motrin.Cody: What's Motrin?Scott: ...Never mind.
- Pietro's nickname for Jedi Master Ima-Gun-Di : Didi"He has some bits of humor to throw around." Keeli commented with a wry grin.
- Commander Cody’s reaction to Quicksilver and Ant-Man's response:
- Chapter 17:
- This gem during discussion about the siege of heavily fortified Lessu, capital of Ryloth, much to the Avengers' chagrin and the Jedi's bemusement:Steve: If we are to take the city, we're gonna need to take a page out of Pietro's book.Pietro: Oh~ and which page and from what section are you talkin' about?Steve: Hard and fast.Pietro: That's what she-Hope: Shut up Pietro!Hope: Exactly. It was too easy. Make a little more effort next time.
- This gem during discussion about the siege of heavily fortified Lessu, capital of Ryloth, much to the Avengers' chagrin and the Jedi's bemusement:
Season 2
- Chapter 23:
- HK-47's bewilderment at being called a Terminator.
- Chapter 25:
- Everyone's reaction to seeing Scott go giant, including Palpatine's/Darth Sidious'
- In Omake, Anakin, Peter, Pietro and Clones cheering for Gi-Ant-Man VS. Zillo Beast fight , much to Padmé's chagrin.
- Everyone's reaction to seeing Scott go giant, including Palpatine's/Darth Sidious'
- Chapter 28
- This small line here.Scott: Jedi baby list? What the hell did I wake up to?
- Pietro refers to Cad Bane as "Douche the Smurf".
- In the chapter's omake, Peter and Scott try to create an Iron Man-style arm cannon (called the "Repulsor") in place of Anakin's mechanical hand... until the tests resulted in a gigantic hole in a wall on the Jedi Temple.
- This small line here.
- Chapter 29:
- Obi-Wan’s comment:"I never did enjoy hanging out with you."All Vos did was give his old friend a wryly smirk.
- Obi-Wan’s comment:
- Chapter 32:
- Clone Troopers’, Geonosians’, Sith Acolytes’ and Droids’ staring at Giant!Ant-Man during 2nd Battle of Geonosis.
- Anakin, Ahsoka, Peter Parker and Master Mundi doing Kill Count during Battle.
- Chapter 34:
- Rhodey constantly compares their situation in the caves to the movie Aliens, making Anakin greatly uncomfortable.
- Rhodey’s comment on Geonosian Queen, much to Anakin’s chagrin:Rhodey: Jesus H, Ridley Scott, eat your damn heart out.
- He also constantly slaps Obi-Wan upside the head or comedically admonishes the Jedi Master over his interest in the Geonosian brain worms and having them nearly possess Luminara simply cause he wanted to see how it works, much to Anakin’s and Luminara’s amusement.
- Chapter 35:
- Peter Parker, Ahsoka, Barriss and Clone Troopers watching Alien ( 1979!movie )
- Chapter 43:
- Captain Rex being shocked that Cut Lawquane, Clone deserter who lives in backwater planet, knows about Avengers and their exploits.
- Chapter 44:
- HK-47’s summary on Guardians of the Galaxy and Ravagers:"Statement: We are a collective of highly efficient killers that lean upon the more noble side of morality." HK-47 responded with Rocket openly guffawing."Shit, that's one way of putting it."
- HK-47’s summary on Guardians of the Galaxy and Ravagers:
- Chapter 50:
- Scorch and Quinlan Vos betting on Steve Rogers' Beastly Bloodsports, while attempting to rescue him:Scorch: Think we should join in on the fun? Bet you he kills it with a spear.Quinlan: Really Scorch? We're here to rescue him, not bet on his life.Scorch: With us here, his life is as good as saved. Just wanna have some fun.Scorch: I cannot confirm nor deny it.Quinlan: ...You did.Scorch: He's cheating, I swear to you. It's not fair!Quinlan: You are such a child. - A moment later, Quinlan produced a gold Credit piece. - You're on.
- Back on Earth, Celeste Morne calls Bucky her body pillow after Their First Time.
- Scorch and Quinlan Vos betting on Steve Rogers' Beastly Bloodsports, while attempting to rescue him:
Season 3
- Chapter 51:
- Bucky calling Jedi Order "a cult" , much to Celeste's irk (and amusement). To be fair, he isn't far from the truth.
- After sharing Dark and Troubled Past backstories, Bucky suggests Celeste to air it in reality television, to which Celeste says it's stupid idea, because she saw that television.
- Bucky's and Celeste's dialogue, while in Norway, while searching for Odin:Bucky: Think we should have gotten you a thicker coat.Celeste:: Ya think? H-h-how are you not c-cold? Th-that b-barely qualifies as a j-j-jacket.Bucky: After a certain amount of time, the cold hardly bothers me anymore. Just got used to it.Celeste: E-Even with your arm?Bucky: Even with it.Celeste: L-lucky bastard.
- This gem:Bucky: Still sounds like a God to me. If you know magic and shit next to science, makes you a God in my book.
- Day after Their First Time in India while looking for Kamar-Taj:Bucky: Where even is this place?Celeste: Remember what Odin said, they will find us. Just give it time.Bucky: Yeah, but any of these buildings could be the place we're looking for. They got that old timey feel to it.Celeste: Old?Bucky: You know what I mean.
- Chapter 52:
- Celeste’s fake “jealousy” over Bucky’s reading Tolkien.
- Celeste’s comment on Bucky's & Wong's nerding over Tolkien:Celeste: You two... Are incorrigible.
- Bucky’s squeeing over Lord of the Rings!ring with invisibility enchantment and Celeste’s reaction:Celeste: Oh for Force sakes.
- Chapter 53:
- Celeste playing pranks on Strange’s expense, much to Mordo’s amusement, despite his scolding.
- Stephen Strange’s comment on Kamar-Taj and its defenses against dark entities, much to Bucky’s and Celeste’s amusement:Strange: Rriiight~ You know, they should really have a pamphlet for these sorts of things you know. Is this like a recurring gag here? It's bad enough there's the threat on my life from Wong if I don't return a book.
- Stephen Strange being weirded out by Bucky's & Celeste's ''fight practice'' , which Ancient One and other Masters treat as Unusually Uninteresting Sight.
- Strange’s summary of the story arc:A man from World War II who was brainwashed by a Nazi death-cult and survived all this time by being kept in stasis was in a relationship with some space-wizard-samurai who were now in a place that teaches magic while having befriended a young Hispanic man who is the vessel for some kind of other worldly entity that delivers "vengeance" upon those that have sinned.That statement alone was enough to have anyone's head spin and try to make sense of it all.
- Robbie Reyes questions how he, Bucky, and Strange all have Alliterative Name.
- Chapter 54:
- Bucky's and Wong's defensiveness over The Lord of the Rings reference, while describing Muur as Sauron, which Stephen Strange considers outdated.
- Clint Barton and Shuri throwing snarks and barbs at each other, with Shuri being Upperclass Twit, Spoiled Brat and Rebellious Princess
- Master of Mystic Arts with their existence and powers altogether shattering Tony Stark's Seen It All.
- Bonus: many gags and funny scenes from Doctor Strange are back.
- Tony Stark’s reaction to the Mirror Dimension:"Okay, who let M.C. Escher go crazy here?""This is some Inception level shit right here." Hawkeye
- Chapter 55:
- Shuri makes faces at Tony when he complains about her lack of progress with the gate leading to this response.Tony: Oh, oh no, the horror. Such terrible faces. Oh how my life is now in ruin. God help me if you are up there from is unabashed horror.
- How do Fury and Hill help bolster the Avengers' ranks? Organise auditions with Tony, Clint, Hank and Shuri as judges. Best part it that's almost a complete enactment of the same premise from the Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes episode The Cure.
- Clint and Shuri at least find it entertaining sharing a bowl of popcorn.
- Tony insults a plain-looking Jenifer Walters, who promptly hulks out causing him to scream like a little girl before throwing him into a wall.
- After Jennifer Walters’ audition:
Hank: Finally feeling your age, Stark?Tony: Bite me, Pym.- One of the auditioning heroes is Squirrel Girl who Clint makes a reserve member.
- Tony announces to an entire club that Luke Cage and Danny Rand have joined the Avengers seconds after the two agreed to it.
- Luke's defensiveness over his catchphrase.
- On Celeste Morne’s backstory:"And we want the full story." Clint chimed in. "None of that abridged shit.""Are you sure?" Bucky asked dryly. "We've got enough for a few seasons of TV to fill.""The medium sized version then." Danny said, getting nods of agreement from the rest of the group.
- Tony Stark comparing Rakghouls with Chitauri and wondering if they're related, much to Celeste's amusement.
- Avengers ( Danny, Hector, Shuri , Tony, and even Hank Pym ) compare Karness Muur with Sauron, much to Bucky's and Wong's joy, Jessica's chagrin, and Celeste's amusement."Oh my God, are you all children?" Jessica asked aloud.
- Newly reformed team of Earth-based Avengers' reactions to Bucky & Celeste romance and his Affectionate Nickname for her.Hank Pym: Oh my god, is this high school?
- This gem, during the final fight against a mutated by supernatural entities and crazed Karness Muur complete with Combat Tentacles Tony: Has Celeste watched anything from Japan yet?Luke Cage: What does that have to do with anything?Tony: So I'll take that as a no. Good, don't want our Stargirl to be traumatized by that just yet.
- Shuri makes faces at Tony when he complains about her lack of progress with the gate leading to this response.
- Chapter 57:
- Mandalorian Protectors noticing Vision's cape, with Vision repeating statement on their capes.
- Chapter 58:
- Wanda Maximoff briefly considers using Sith holocrons as night lamps or playthings while bored.
- Chapters 58 & 59:
- Wanda Maximoff trolling XoXaan's Force Ghost, much to her ire and Darth Kreia’s amusement.
- This gem between Wanda and Kreia while discussing actions against Zalem’s clan in chapter 59:
- "I see your point." Wanda conceded. "I'll have to tail someone and get them when they least expect it while their guard is down.""Good, good." Kreia commended. "There seems a bit of Sith in you after all.""Please don't." Wanda deadpanned. "And I thought you hated the Sith."Kreia hummed to herself. "Even in my old age-""You're dead.""-Some habits can be difficult to break."
- Chapter 60:
- "Hearing your childish arguments with XoXaan is enough of a punishment." - Darth Kreia
- Nightsisters laughing at Wanda saying that Yongti, Ros Lai’s potential replacement, has a resting bitch face
- Halloween Omake (especially the costumes)
- Palpatine as his true Sith persona Darth Sidious; Domino Squad as Anakin Skywalker, Captain America and Captain Rex switching their uniforims, Commander Cody as Obi-Wan Kenobi; Scott Lang and Hope Pym switching their suits; Peter Parker dressed as Jedi Padawan , Ahsoka Tano as Black Widow; Barriss Offee as Asajj Ventress ; Padmé Amidala as Boushh; Kenobi in Commander Cody’s armor, T’Challa as Blade, Natasha as Thor with Mara as mini-version of Loki; Junn as a maid, Ros Lai as a rancor, Kreia as Lucille Ball, XoXaan in a stuffed lioness costume. Later the two Sith holocrons have only ire and hate at their apprentice Wanda Maximoff for this.
- Sam Wilson's reason for not having his own Halloween costume?
"I'm cool enough that I don't need a costume."
- Chapter 61:
- Padme asking Natasha to look for information about the Clone Army's origins on Kamino, only for baby Mara to try and grab the holoprojector"You do know that in the heat of battle, it'll look suspicious if I up and wander away to collect data that I know will be extremely classified." Nat stated. "Steve probably won't like it.""I don't like doing this either but…" Padme clutched the fabric around her sleeve tightly. "We don't have the chance to exploit an opportunity like this. So many questions with so little answers. We just wanna know the truth on how things came to be without us knowing for so long."Nat then grinned. "Don't worry Paddy. Rare chances is where I thri- No Mara, this isn't a toy."
- Padme asking Natasha to look for information about the Clone Army's origins on Kamino, only for baby Mara to try and grab the holoprojector
- Chapter 64:
- Sam, Natasha and Peter showing Aayla Secura Steve Rogers’ Captain America World War 2!propaganda films. Steve’s response = he's going to put them through the ringer next session for that.
- Chapter 68:
- The chapter's opening scene, we have Obi-Wan being teased about his romance with Satine by Anakin, Sam, and Hope, while Rex and Cody are visibly struggling not to laugh, the former fails.
- HK-47’s reaction to Ultron's invasion of Mandalore:
- Bo Katan is audibly seething at a playful Daredevil (who's been bugging her the entire length of her prior incarceration) while they're both engaging Ultron drones on Mandalore.Matt: Hmmm? Where'd that lightsaber come from?
Bo: Spoils of war.
Matt: Do you know how to use it?
Bo: Do you know how to shut up?
Matt: Clearly I don't, much like you with your new toy.
Bo: Kill you... Kill~ You~
Matt: There are anger courses that I know of that can help you with that rage. As a lawyer, I low-key qualify as such.
Bo: Please… keep talking. Give me more reasons to stab you. - Spidey jumps in to tell the two to stop flirting and focus on the drones. Bo promptly puts the kid on her kill list after Murdock.Bo: HOW IS THIS FLIRTING!?
Peter: I've seen weirder foreplay. Ever been to New York? Matty knows.
(Matt snorts at this) - Come to the end of the chapter, Bo does kiss Matt. Much to their mutual shock, her horror, and his trepidation over the imminent teasing from his fellow Avengers. Also, after the kiss, Bo just jetpacks the hell out of there.
- Chapter 69:
- When a warship explodes with Ventress on board, Rhodey comments that you need to make sure the person is dead and never trust an explosion from a distance.
- Rhodey calls Obi-Wan 'Grandpa' and Anakin 'Ani'.
- Chapter 71:
- Asajj seeing holocrons of XoXaan and Darth Kreia in Wanda’s possession:"It is an honor to be in your presence." Asajj practically whispered. "Dark Founder of the Sith and the Lord of Betrayal."A short laugh emanated from XoXaan's lips. "Finally, some much needed respect.""You would get some if you just weren't so mean to Wanda all the time." Merrin said with her cheeks puffed out.XoXaan's brow twitched, a barely restrained cringe on her face at the mere mention of the Avenger.
- "Asajj needs help, Wanda.""Yeah, all the help she needs is-""You getting off my home planet." Asajj remarked, a venomous glare directed at the Sokovian who returned it in full."-A serious attitude adjustment right about now." Wanda darkly finished her sentence, red spheres levitating from the palms of her hands.
- Wanda punishing Merrin for bad word. Ilyana laughing at her plight."Such are the ways with children to worm their way into their elders." Spoke Kreia for the first time in a while."Though the management of their emotions needs some serious work." Came Xo Xaan's comment. "Such things are unbefitting for my-""At least let them express their emotions while they're young. Don't want to have them emotionally stunted by the time they're young adults, which greatly compromises them.""You say that now…""We can do comparisons on such views of emotions later." Ventress could soon feel Kreia's gaze placed towards her. "Now we must discuss what to do with Asajj."
- Asajj seeing holocrons of XoXaan and Darth Kreia in Wanda’s possession:
- Chapter 72:
- Avengers’ reactions to Wanda Maximoff's Brutal Honesty "Reason You Suck" Speech to Jedi Order and their dogma & code:
- Steve, Nat & Vision = neutral This Is Gonna Suck; Pietro, Sam, Rhodey = Actually Pretty Funny
- During the reunion with Wanda and the rest of the team, Pietro runs out of the apartment and shortly reappears with Riyo having snatched her out of a meeting with Papanoida just so he could introduce her to his sister. Riyo is understandably less than pleased with her boyfriend.
- Wanda’s asking Pietro and Riyo if she is gonna be an aunt anytime soon .
- Avengers’ reactions to Wanda Maximoff's Brutal Honesty "Reason You Suck" Speech to Jedi Order and their dogma & code:
- Chapter 73:
- Everyone is confused about why Ahsoka is so angry at Peter.
- When Ahsoka states she hates when Anakin calls her Snips, Peter asks what if he does it, and she says he gets a pass. Anakin then whines that she gets angry at him and not the other teen.
- Chapter 74:
- Thor trolling Anakin. Becomes funnier in a meta sense when you remember their respective love interests were both played by Natalie Portman.
- Chapter 75:
- When watching The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, the Jedi are surprised when Saruman appears on the big screen, since he is played by Christopher Lee, who also plays Count Dooku in Star Wars. Curiously, while in other cases both doppelgängers are alive, in this case Lee has already passed by the time this story happens.
- Chapter 77:
- Wrecker turns giant-sized and helps Scott destroy the Citadel, while the Bad Batcher is having the time of his life Hunter bemoans that his teammate is never going to shut up about it. He also begins crying tears of joy, which are huge!
- Chapter 78:
- Bucky's and Celeste's breakfast in her London apartment with them being Sickening Sweethearts.
- This gem, while discussing General Ross’ crusade against Avengers:"But how can they tell a Norse God what to do?" Foggy snorted at the thought. "Can't he just bring some lightning down to shut them up?"She-Hulk threw her head back and laughed. "Now that I would love to see. Nothing like some bastard politicians to get what's coming to them."
- Tony annoys Stephen Strange into showing him some magical artifacts, while Hank watches. And it works.
- Jessica Jones whining:"For the last time, I am not an Avenger."
- Clint trying to teach a newly super-powered Shuri how to cook with Hector and Mordo watching and teasing the Wakandan royal as she tries not to destroy the latest in a long line of cutting boards. Shuri claims they are terrible men who have ruined her good mood after communing with Bast.
- In the omake, while watching The Two Towers , Anakin, Ahsoka, the Clones and even Mundi got a good laugh out of the competition shared between Gimli and Legolas on who would get the highest Kill Count during Battle of the Helm’s Deep.
- Wrecker crying Manly Tears at Samwise's speech, much to other Clones’ amusement.
- Chapter 79:
- While Frank Castle's curb stomp on the criminal underworld is horrifying, his reaction to one of the Ten Rings members when he pulls a kunai plays out like Indiana Jones, with Frank simply shooting him in the head
- Chapter 82:
- After Celeste and Bucky are excluded from searching for the Ten Rings and Ta Lo because they're busy (doing a spell against Bucky's HYDRA brainwashing),Tony Stark calling out Bucky's & Celeste's ''busy'' life, with Clint lampshading his hypocrisy and Tony calling him out as well, as a father of four children.
- Tony Stark calling Robbie Reyes' The Spirit of Vengeance/Zarathos raging matchstick.
- Bucky Barnes giving Celeste Morne motivation for a unbrainwashing mind spell: the pancake recipe shared by Steve Rogers’ late mother, (the progenitor of the modern-day food coma after Thanksgiving.)
- The Avengers' reactions to the Great Protector.Several Avengers: Holy shit!Hector: Guys! It's fucking Shenron!Mordo: My word.Danny: He's amazing! (Snorts) The one in K'un-Lun is better and more intimidating.Jen: Uh, huh. Sure.Ghost Rider: Oooo...I wanna watch Dragon Ball Z now.Clint: Oh my god, you damn children. Focus, people!
- After Celeste and Bucky are excluded from searching for the Ten Rings and Ta Lo because they're busy (doing a spell against Bucky's HYDRA brainwashing),Tony Stark calling out Bucky's & Celeste's ''busy'' life, with Clint lampshading his hypocrisy and Tony calling him out as well, as a father of four children.
- Chapter 83:
- All newly-formed Earth-based Avengers (minus Celeste and Bucky) celebrate their victory by singing "Hotel California" by The Eagles in a karaoke bar.
- Next morning they suffer and complain on being super hungover, while researching ten Rings. Dr Strange just flicks his hand and the hangover is gone, much to the others surprise. Jessica complains why he couldn't have done that earlier, to which Strange deadpans if she wants it back. Danny and Luke gently hold her back from lashing on Strange.
- Celeste and Bucky had Victory Sex after her successful cleansing of Bucky's mind from HYDRA brainwashing. After Strange's knocking, Celeste opens the door of her and Bucky's bedroom, while wearing Bucky's ''size-larger'' sweater , complete with Messy Hair and tired look, of which Strange took quick notice:Celeste: Yeah he… he's free.Strange: And I take it you celebrated.Celeste : All night long.
- Tony Stark's reaction to the Kwa Force Ghost:"Huh, Jurassic Park is getting more interesting here."
- During the omake as the Avengers show The Lord of the Rings to their allies, several clones are impressed at the characters' willingness to face certain death, ranging from the Bad Batch admiring Theoden basically declaring (as translated by Peter Parker) that their inevitable deaths today will be awesome to members of the 501st agreeing that "Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" is basically their motto.
- All newly-formed Earth-based Avengers (minus Celeste and Bucky) celebrate their victory by singing "Hotel California" by The Eagles in a karaoke bar.
- Chapter 84:
- Spidey and the Coruscant guard team up to stop an attempted robbery of a restaurant the owner of whom simply watches on with a bored expression and casually chats with them as this is an everyday occurrence. This makes everyone wonder why criminals keep targeting this place as it's well-known that Peter and the Guard are regular customers.
- Mace Windu is evidently getting tired of one of the stories running gags:Windu: Yes, I have come to be made aware that I look like this Nick Fury your team is familiar with.Thor: The resemblance is striking. Just wear an eye patch and grow his beard and I wouldn't be able to tell either of you apart. The universe is truly a strange place at times.Windu: So we've heard.
- Kenobi’s reaction:
Obi-Wan Kenobi smirked beneath his beard, having been informed and shown an image of this Nick Fury they spoke of by the other Avengers.Had it not been for said features Windu lacked, Kenobi would have believed that to be a clone from Kamino of his fellow Jedi Master. - The Jedi Order's (save Yoda) reaction to Thor's actual age of 1500 years.
- Yoda briefly tries to move Mjolnir with The Force.
- Peter shows off how his new suit can change into civilian clothing at his command. Leading to Wanda and Vision showing off how they can do that too leading to Rhodey calling them out for showing off, then T'Challa joins in.
- Wanda uses her powers to shoo her wards out of the room when The Avengers are about to have a meeting.
- Chapter 85:
- Anakin takes a quick liking to Deliah thanks to the engineer jokingly telling him she's already annoyed by him thanks to the Holo-Net not shutting up about his exploits.
- When Anakin learns his forces have a reputation for being "Crazy and insane" and quickly admits that "Yeah, who am I kidding by this point? We're all batshit insane. I don't really do us any favors."
- Aayla Secura's response to her masters asking her about her troubling thoughts :Quinlan: Huh. Did you get that bit of snark from me?
- Aayla Secura getting Gibberish of Love, Palm on Cheek Pose and Crush Blush about her emotions for Steve Rogers in front of her mentors: Quinlan Vos, T'ra Saa, and Tholme, much to their amazement.Aayla: Ifs abofd fteve.Tholme: Pardon?
- Quinlan Vos, when he sees Aayla troubled by her feelings for Steve, playfully teases his former Padawan over her crush for Steve, which, in their own way, T'ra and Tholme support :
- Aayla being Gibberish of Love while confronting Steve Rogers about their progressed relationship, mutual emotions, and Jedi Order Code.
- And then... Steve's cheezy line to Aayla , which he lampshades :Steve: But what does your heart say?
- After Shuri declares she would have sent the lost team a supply of Vibranium whether her brother asked or not because she has to support her teammates however she can, Clint chimes in that it's also a repayment for a stove she burned down. As the message derails into the princess starting raging at the archer, T'Challa can only comment, "Sounds about right."
- After T'Challa gifts Rafwarren and his tribe with Kimoyo Beads, he quickly finds himself in the center of a Wookiee group hug.
- Barriss' mental meltdown after seeing Peter and Ahsoka kissing, which becomes a mental shutdown after being kissed by the Togruta padawan. Even better is watching her brain “frying” like a malfunctioning computer:Barriss' mind: System Error… System Error… Barriss-exe… Mayday Mayday… System Crashing…
- Anakin takes a quick liking to Deliah thanks to the engineer jokingly telling him she's already annoyed by him thanks to the Holo-Net not shutting up about his exploits.
- Chapter 86:
- the Guardians of the Galaxy meet up with Bossk on Tatooine who recounts the tale of a bounty he did which was the Robot Chicken sketch of him being a swaggy bounty hunter, with the killer catchphrase "You just got Bossk'd".
- Chapter 87:
- there’s an awkward moment where Asajj Ventress has to listen from her mother how Ego “was pretty good in the sheets”…
- Chapter 88:
- First of all, the chapter title. Our job as assholes are to ruin your day.
- Apparently, as a way to upgrade his systems, Rocket gave HK-47 a music speaker so he can run into battle blaring music.
- This scene, which is comedy gold:Bo-Katan: Is he talking to us?Dengar: Now you'll see that for me, taking you guys out is easier than counting one, two, three."...""...""..."Rocket: He did not just say that.Kraglin: Wait a sec. Ain't that Dengar?Rocket: You have no idea.Kraglin: What's he even talkin' about?Dax: I don't know, are you even paying attention to this?Fennec Shand: I lost track of some of his rambling. I only have the general gist of his arrogance.Quill: Course it is. Go for it, HK.Dengar: "And furthermore-" - A blaster shot struck the man dead center at the head, causing him to topple over dead.Quill: I'm sorry. What was that? I missed that last part.
- Peter Quill's "Ghostbusters" reference to Assajj Ventress’ Force Ghost storm.
- Asajj's absolute HORROR at finding out that the people who will help train her celestial powers are the crazy idiots she thought she'd only have to do ONE job with.
- The discussion about spoils of battle:HK-47: Statement: I do believe that the best way to divide our spoils of war is which of us executed the most Meatbags. Due to your brain fluids interfering with your abilities to think, I do believe that responsibility falls upon my shoulders.Dax: Ain't that comforting. So, how are we doing this then?
- Apparently, Cosmo the Spacedog escaped the Collector through an Infinity Gate after Knowhere was blown up by the Power Stone. She just happened to randomly end up where the Guardians could find her.
- And she attacks Quill when Cosmo hears that Quill's an American.
- Quill and Ulysses Klaue bonding over Terran music in the omake.
- Peter Quill's planing of making the music band, named "Zero to Hero" .
- Asajj Ventress being Only Sane Man at the party.
'This is what I left Master Dooku and Vectivus for?'
- Chapter 90:
- Peter says to Lux Bonteri that he has a message from Mina… and promptly smacks him across the head, much to his surprise. The best part is that said smack was a request from the Separatist Senator!Mina Bonteri: “(…) When you do see my son, tell him I'm worried as I am proud for taking action for the sake of our people. And smack him for good measure for making his mother worry so much.”
- While spying on the enemy forces, Hope, Scott, and Peter find a humanoid alien (implied to be a Sakaaran) harassing an elderly couple, demanding more food. Then, the Wasp shrinks herself and stings the alien's backside, making him yelp and, to “sweeten the deal”, delivers a flying headbutt, making him flip about in the air and landing on his face.
- Peter says to Lux Bonteri that he has a message from Mina… and promptly smacks him across the head, much to his surprise. The best part is that said smack was a request from the Separatist Senator!
- Chapter 91:
- Steela calls Peter "Night Monkey", much to the amusement of his girlfriends.
- Chapter 92:
- We have Barriss, Ahsoka, and Steela Gerrera fawning over Cosmo the Space Dog… and she likes it, especially when the Mirialan finds a spot behind her ears to scratch.
- In the same chapter, we have a Mythology gag of sorts when Peter Parker meets Peter Quill and like in Infinity War, Quill brings up Footloose, asking if it's still the greatest movie ever made and Parker denies it without a second thought.
- Chapter 93:
- We see a currently-Force-less Ahsoka dive into action based on techniques she's learned from the Avengers, and instinctively does a Three-Point Landing like she's often seen Peter demonstrate without thinking about it.
- She also begins to make quips while fighting her enemies, much to her own confusion as to why.
- Mak Lotar's and Kass Todd's separate reactions to Peter x Ahsoka x Barriss.
- Chapter 94:
- "No Peaking." Deliah Blue enjoys putting "ideas" into the head of Captain Rex, wanting to always break through the Clone's professional demeanor.
- Similar to Captain America: Civil War , after Steve and Aayla share a kiss, the former soon realizes some of his teammates saw that , much to his exasperation.
- The Avengers' first thought when they meet Count Dooku looks like Saruman.
- Black Widow yelling "QUIET" to shut everyone in the Ceasefire Summit up and comparing them all to her year-old daughter.
- Chapter 95:
- Omake where Peter Parker/Spider-Man inadvertently stops The Sequel Trilogy from happening.
- Chapter 96:
- It's a small but chuckle-worthy moment of Sam Wilson calling Count Dooku "Saruman" to his face, much to Dooku’s confusion.
- Daredevil also makes light of this, playing on him being blind so he doesn't know what Dooku looks like and Rhodey simply responds by calling him an asshole.
- This chapter also offers one of the most hilarious moments in this story with the omake that shows Thor's introduction to Padmé Amidala… who resembles (to say the least) his Earthen girlfriend, Jane Foster.
- Cue to Anakin trying to deepen his voice like Peter Quill did to Thor in Avengers: Infinity War, Padmé torn between trying to calm down her husband and gaping at Foster's holopicture, and the Avengers just enjoying the show and teasing their friends non-stop.Sam: Should we put a stop to this?Wanda: Why? This is grade-A entertainment.Pietro: You really need to lay off those goddamn drama shows.
- Even better: back on Earth, Jane complains to Erik Selvig and Darcy Lewis that she feels that the God of Thunder is cheating her… wih herself. Hilarious isn't nearly enough to describe it.
- Cue to Anakin trying to deepen his voice like Peter Quill did to Thor in Avengers: Infinity War, Padmé torn between trying to calm down her husband and gaping at Foster's holopicture, and the Avengers just enjoying the show and teasing their friends non-stop.
- It's a small but chuckle-worthy moment of Sam Wilson calling Count Dooku "Saruman" to his face, much to Dooku’s confusion.
- Chapter 97:
- Pietro takes Aayla Secura to some place on Ryloth to see something, much to her discomfort.Cham: She's gonna kill him.Steve: Probably.Cham: We'll prepare the funeral.Steve: No, no, just… get me a speeder. I'll try to reach them before she mutilates him.Eleni: Of course.
- Asajj Ventress' and others reaction to her father being Ego "The Living Planet" and his procreation with female living beings , as explained by Drax "I think I'm going to throw myself into a star now."
- HK-47 supporting Star-Lord's quest of destroying Ego's essence:
- While exploring the ruins of a Jedi temple on Ossus, Peter begins singing the Indiana Jones theme.
- When asking Bendu why he won't reveal anything concrete to them, his reply with a cheeky grin:Bendu: Spoilers.Peter: You did not just say that.
- Pietro takes Aayla Secura to some place on Ryloth to see something, much to her discomfort.
- Chapter 98 :
- The amusing opening scene of Anakin, Ahsoka and several others seeing Deliah Blue's open forwardness with Captain Rex, the normally stoic and reserved Clone Captain being very much embarrassed by the Zeltrons public display of affection to him.
- Quinlan Vos’ reaction to XoXaan's egoistic introduction:
- Complete with Sneeze Cut of Mike Myers
- Peter Parker whining about New York City's pigeons, and wondering if there are worse Birds. Cue Adrian Toomes’ / Vulture’s Sneeze Cut.
- Despite how fearsome he is, Vader has a small moment where he's taken aback by Anakin's increased snark due to the influence of the Avengers.
- Chapter 99:
- Newly arrived Tony Stark being The Gadfly, much to the Jedi Order's chagrin, especially Mace Windu.
- Earlier, Tony teasing James Rhodes' and Luminara Unduli's relationship because of their closeness, much to Rhodey's chagrin. Rhodey’s Affectionate Nickname for Luminara Lumi doesn't help at all.
"So you're telling me that even Steve managed to land himself a space babe but my best friend is suffering from blue balls." - Years ago, Tony Stark seduced ''six nuns''.
- Hank Pym's reaction to Scott Lang's and Hope's return to Earth :
- Steve's reaction to Bucky's sharing their past memories with Celeste:Steve: Did you hear stories from before I was Captain America or after?Steve: Alright, whaddya tell her?Bucky: Well, come on, Steve. You're the world's first superhero but I knew you before you joined the army. Gotta make sure to keep you humble.
- Tony Stark comparing Mace Windu with Nick Fury, calling Kenobi JoJo , calling Mundi Akroyd and making fun of Obi-Wan KenObiLuminara: Probably don't ask for your sanity's sake. Rhodey warned me of this.
- Luminara Unduli getting nervous because of Tony Stark's (implied future!!!) matchmaking her with Rhodey.
- This gem:Windu: What matters is we come together to defeat Ultron and heal this galaxy.
- Bastilla Shan's reaction to Jolee Bindo's first part of Holocron recording about Korriban being a red rock and Mind the Sith:Jolee: You asked me to give some piece of mind and I did.'''Bastilla: Jolee, seriously.Jolee: Fine… Fine…
- Celeste's comment on Bindo's Holocron recording:
Celeste: Even after I last saw him, Jolee was still such a grouch. Never would have thought that he would be convinced in making a Holocron. - First part of Bindo's "Reason You Suck" Speech to Jedi Order and their anti-attachment rule (mixed with Crowning Moment of Heartwarming and Moment of Awesome):Jolee: "Not sure how to entirely start on this so I'll just take Revan's advice and go with what I told him. So let's go with as taboo a subject that makes the Council shudder like little Bantha Fodder: love." Love, now that's a concept I'm all too familiar with. I've learned in my lifetime that Love, '''true''' love, can save you, not condemn you. Sometimes it may not always work such as in my case but in the cases that I've seen, it has worked more often than not. Mine was just unfortunate but wherever else I've seen it, it just validates it more. The old Jedi Order and their damnable dogmatic views of attachments and emotions are as backward as their code is."
- Tony Stark's reaction to this and Steve's elbow to his ribs for that remark.
- The Holocron also accidentally recorded an argument between Jolee Bindo, Bastila Shan and Carth Onasi.
- Peter undermines one of Vader's threats to Anakin by pointing out that if Vader does kill Anakin, it would erase Vader himself from existence.
- Really, Vader's continual insistence that he's Anakin's inevitable future repeatedly falls flat when he makes it clear he has no idea who the Avengers are or what they're capable of. The timeline of events has clearly been changed, yet Vader still insists that the future is set in stone.
- After Vader's helmet falls and his face is exposed, Peter reacts this way:Peter: Ew, that's not Anakin. He's ''waaay'' to ugly to look like that.
- Newly arrived Tony Stark being The Gadfly, much to the Jedi Order's chagrin, especially Mace Windu.
- Chapter 100:
- Darth Sidious' Stepford Smiler approach to the news that more Avengers have come to Coruscant, particularly when he's also having an inner Villainous Breakdown, especially after Doctor Strange and Mordo reveal that the Masters of the Mystic Arts are offering to teach certain Jedi and Clones their own sorcery if anyone's interested.
- Tony's immediate comments on Sidious as soon as he leaves after meeting him.Tony: That guy's evil right? No way you can't tell me he isn't. Jesus Christ, that guy is so blatantly evil, it's not even funny.
- Bucky and Celeste discussing the architecture of the Jedi Temple on Coruscant.
- Like Ahsoka before, Obi-Wan can't help but pout and be miffed that the Avengers knew about Anakin and Padme being married so quickly in comparison to him who has known Anakin for far longer than any of them.
- IW!Spider-Man and Jedi!Spider-Man pointing at each other on the Jedi Temple. It never gets old...
- When both Peters arrive in 1610!New York City, they start "pinballing" on everything on the way... until they smack themselves in a giant screen on Times Square - to make it even funnier, the screen doesn't suffer a single scratch.
- Then, the scene enters Mythology Gag territory, with IW!Peter complaining about his back hurting and Jedi!Peter helping him.
- Chapter 101 has so many:
- Aunt May mentions (offscreen) the slapping of Tony Stark, much to Peter's amusement.
- May's conversation with Peter about his relationship with Ahsoka and Barriss, making him squirm at the thought of having kids with them, much to his chagrin and teasing him at every opportunity that she had.
- During the Peter Parker Comic origin of Earth 1610, the infamous dance of Spider-Man 3 is referenced.
- When Jedi Peter was first brought to the Order after his spider bite, it took the combined effort of Obi-Wan and Plo Koon to keep him from scratching it.
- Peni Parker's hilarious reaction to Simby the Symbiote, referring to it as something naughty, a destroyer of the innocent, and making IW!Peter feel extremely dirty.
- In the same interaction, Peni and IW!Peter react in shock upon hearing that Jedi!Peter doesn't know what anime is.
- Old Peter warning Miles and IW!Peter to never loan money to someone named Logan as they will never see that money back.
- Old Peter and IW!Peter's interaction after meeting the Sinister Six.Old Peter: Wow, you really don't have any enemies where you come from. Lucky you."IW!Peter: Galactic. War. Genocidal. AI.Old Peter: Oh man, you're dealing with Skynet?
- A bit of a darker example, but something is amusing about how all of the Spiders and villains stop fighting each other to be shocked by Hammerhead getting his arm lopped off by Jedi!Peter (well, he was trained by Obi-Wan...).
- Chapter 102:
- Peni and IW!Peters continued heartache of hearing Miles not knowing nerd culture such as Comic-ConPeni: "What sort of place is this?!"
- On top of that, Miles, like Jedi Peter, takes note of Peni's Anime reactions with her Ocular Gushers when she cries.
Miles: "Yeah, that water... defies the laws of physics." - The Spider-Cave with Miles pointing to Old Peter that one of the Spider-Man suits has a cape and meeting Noir, who has the wind following him, and Spider-Ham being Spider-Ham.
- More of a dark running gag of Jedi Peter always cutting off Hammerhead's arm.
- The conversation between the Spider-Gang about relationships they've had, specifically that Jedi Peter has gotten around with older women in his reality like Silver Sable, Bo-Katan and Asajj Ventressnote .IW!Peter: Dude, she's a Sith Acolyte!Jedi!Peter: She is?IW!Peter: Yeah, in my universe. She's been trying to kill Obi-Wan and Anakin for years now.Jedi!Peter: Oh... well... between you and me, boy she is a ''freak'' in the sheets.IW!Peter: NANANANANA, I'm not listening.
- Peni and IW!Peters continued heartache of hearing Miles not knowing nerd culture such as Comic-Con
- Chapter 103:
- Upon hearing that Wilson Fisk is holding a memorial for the late 1610!Spider-Man, the Spider-Gang reacts in disgust, with them calling the Kingpin a "pig". And then... ahem.Spider-Ham: I'm right here.
- During the final battle at the Collider, Porker provokes the Green Goblin by calling him a Gremlin, much to Osborn's annoyance.
- Rio Morales unleashes a Big "WHAT?!" upon discovering that her son is the newest Spider-Man - it's so potent that the entire Brooklyn could hear it, and the other Spiders scattered across the Multiverse could sense it, feeling pangs of sympathy and pity for Miles.
- Upon hearing that Wilson Fisk is holding a memorial for the late 1610!Spider-Man, the Spider-Gang reacts in disgust, with them calling the Kingpin a "pig". And then... ahem.
- Chapter 104:
- Clone Troopers (EVEN 99 and Cody) teasing Rex over Deliah Blue's crush on him.
- FINALLY Jane Foster meets Padmé Amidala. Hilarity Ensues.
- Anakin and Thor praying that Mace Windu and Nick Fury never meet, while those two sense being mentioned.
- Darcy having the hots for Anakin.
- Darcy calling Padmé Amidala a prettier version of Jane, much to the laters chagrin.
- Peter Parker having sexy fantasies with Asajj Ventress , much to his horror.
- Ahsoka teasing Peter over his Raging Stiffie.
- Peter Parker planning to have The Talk with Natasha Romanoff.
- Master of The Mystic Arts’ lacking respect for politicians in the Galaxy Far Far Away:Bucky: Don't have a high opinion on politicians, huh?"
- Thor bluntly telling Darcy how the Galactic Senate works.Thor: And this is the senate hall where all the politicians of this galaxy gather to discuss matters on a greater galactic scale.Darcy: The entire galaxy? How do they even get anything done?Thor: They don't.
- Sam Wilson and Thor calling heroes "Space Avengers".
- Vision saying to Tony Stark that the Guardians’ penchant for music exceeds his own taste, much to Stark's horror and the other Avengers’ humor. Stark tells Vision to take that back. "No Mr. Stark, I don't believe I will." '''Viz airily remarked with a coy expression.'''
- Peter Quill fanboying over Captain America.
- Quill mentions that before he left Earth he wrote a school report speculating that Captain America was abducted by aliens rather than dying , for what he got C minus. Since Steve did end up in space and survived his apparent death, Sam Wilson suggests Quill retroactively earned a B plus for his report.
- During Ultron’s onslaught on Onderon, Steela Gerrera & Lux Bontera Flirting Under Fire, much to Saw’s discomfort and chagrin.
- Mace Windu and Count Dooku meeting each other during Ultron’s assault on Raxus."Dooku.""Windu."
- Chapter 105:
- After seeing She-Hulk, Ultron wondered if Bruce Banner had a sex change.
- Chapter 106:
- Due to the inexperience Captain Rex and Commander Cody have with women, they are ill-prepared for foxy ladies like Deliah Blue and She-Hulk
- Rex has a moment where he thinks he hurt Deliah during their first kiss only to get bopped on the head by her, her calling him a bantha fodder.
- Darth Sidious being pissed at large A emblazoned on Avengers HQ building in Coruscant. And thinking of them as egotistical. Then again, this didn't happen until after Tony Stark came to the Galaxy, so he might have a point.
- Dr. Strange’s response to possibility of Ultron having soul
- Nick Fury and Mace Windu come face-to-face at last, with certain Avengers checking to see if the universe has imploded from their meeting as Fury does a quick test to confirm if Windu is a Skrull or just genuinely looks like him by sheer chance.
- Reactions, while Anakin, Tony, and Natasha are worried that the universe is gonna implode.
Many Jedi and Clones' jaws dropped, eyes widened and for a moment, felt their souls exiting their bodies.- In a callback to the first Avengers movie, where Steve gave Nick ten bucks after being stunned and surprised by the reveal of the Heli-carrier, Fury returns the gesture upon meeting Mace Windu.
- This closing line hereTony: "Alright, so who's up for making peace in the galaxy where everyone hates each other?"
- Due to the inexperience Captain Rex and Commander Cody have with women, they are ill-prepared for foxy ladies like Deliah Blue and She-Hulk
- Chapter 107:
- Rhodey making snide comment on Ultron, much to the amusement & guffaw of Clone Troopers, Mandalorians (including Bo-Katan and Spar) and Avengers, and Luminara Unduli’s sideways Kubrick Stare, what Tony Stark would call wife glare, for whose absence Luminara is grateful.
- Peter Quill / Star-Lord being all TOO eager to follow Captain America’s lead, much to Guardians of the Galaxy’s collective stare, Gamora’s Kubrick Stare and Asajj’s chagrin.
- making plan on installing virus to Ultron:Tony: "So, who's up for collaborating in techno-sorcery?Several People: I do. (Raising their hands as if they were in school)
- Sev'Rance Tann being annoyed at Star-Lord antics.Tann:Asajj left us to join up with those fools? What sort of madness drove her to those people?
- Anakin Skywalker and Jane Foster commenting on Thor’s Big Eater attitude, with Padmé being weirded out.
- Thor throwing down his plate after eating (Callback to Thor ) at dinner date with Jane and Anakin & Padmé, much to Jane’s chagrin and Anakin’s & Padmé’s amazement.Anakin: Huh, so that's how we conserve our dishware. Still… she can reign in a god. Most impressive.Padme: I feel envious. Maybe she could teach me a few tricks.Anakin: Yeah, she… hey, what's that supposed to mean?His wife only gave him a silent eyebrow with an expectant look."Padme~" Skywalker whined, eliciting a laugh from his love.
- Hunter, Tech and Wrecker forcing Crosshairs to have a heartfelt moment with Omega before they depart, much to his chagrin and awkwardness.
- The 501sts relentless teasing of their Captain Rex and Deliah Blue being an item and the Captain failing to command authority since Deliah keeps kissing him and refuses to remove herself from him.Rex: I swear… I will give you all PT for a year after we deal with Ultron.Heavy: It'll be worth it.
- Tony teasing again Rhodey over Luminara.Have fun with Lumi -Tony ;D.How in the fuck?! -Rhodey's thoughts
- Rhodey making snide comment on Ultron, much to the amusement & guffaw of Clone Troopers, Mandalorians (including Bo-Katan and Spar) and Avengers, and Luminara Unduli’s sideways Kubrick Stare, what Tony Stark would call wife glare, for whose absence Luminara is grateful.
- Chapter 108:
- Tony Stark teasing Steve over his night with Aayla Secura , much to his and Pepper’s chagrin. Bonus calling Steve Captain Pickard and closet Trekkie.
- Bo-Katan begrudgingly accepting sisterly hug from Satine.
- Jedi Knights and Padawans being spooked by Reyes’ Ghost Rider powers, plus Pietro's comment to Wanda."And they gave you shit for your powers."
- During the clash with the Avengers, Ultron informs the team that they can "bite [his] shiny metal ass"
Season 4
- Chapter 111:
- Tony Stark calling Masters of Mystic Arts as the Wizards of Waverly Place, much to Strange’s eye-roll and Mordo’s & Celeste’s amusement.
- Chapter 112:
- People either can’t disappoint Steve (Jessica can’t really argue when he calls her ‘Ma’am’, Cosmo is quick to stop declaring him a Soviet enemy when he scratches her ears) or act with exaggerated shock when he does something less than ‘pure’ (Tony is shocked that Steve let Peter drink alcohol).
- People getting progressively more drunk during the party thanks to Thor's specially aged ale.
- Thor taking offense on Drax and HK-47 trashtalking Asgardian ale, with Steve and Tony restraining him.
- Katy and Shang-Chi loving Kit Fisto's smile, saying it should belong on a cereal brand.
- Plo Koon remaining undefeated in billiards, many marveling at his skill and complaining about how quickly they lose to him.Jen: "I still don't understand how someone like him can get that good."Cody saw her expression and snorted: "How long did it take for him to beat you?"Jen: "Five turns. Five."Cody: "He let you go first, didn't he?"
- Jen shamelessly flirting with Cody and the Commander being unable to respond properly
- Rocket is determined to get both Bucky and Anakin's robot arms.
- Chapter 113
- This golden little moment between sisters."Oh~ isn't this wonderful, Bo?" Satine happily said, having hugged her sister around her arms so she couldn't escape no matter how much she tried. "To be able to be young and speak of love."Bo made a retching sound. "Ancestors, kill me now."Satine: "Mr. Murdock would be most displeased."Bo: "I'll kill you, I'll do it. Pre would be singing my praises."Satine: "Don't let go of that love, my dear sister. It will make your heart strong."Bo: "Fine, let me die instead."
- This golden little moment between sisters.
- Chapter 114:
- Darth Galvan being annoyed with Dr. Olivia Octavius calling him Max or Electro, and with her Shakespeare reference (He doesn't even know what Shakespeare is).
- Chapter 115:
- Steve casually reveals to Peter's friends and classmates that he's an Avenger. Their reaction:Flash: What the fu-
- The three Wombats (Luis, Dave, and Kurt) have dinner with a reunited Scott and Hope.
- Kurt's reaction to hearing about Chezo, calling her Baba Yaga.
- Steve casually reveals to Peter's friends and classmates that he's an Avenger. Their reaction: