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Funny: Austin Powers
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    From International Man of Mystery 
  • The opening:
    Radar Man: It appears to be in the shape of a Big Boy!
    Commander Gilmour: Good God! He's back!
    Radar Man: In many ways, Bob's Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high quality meals at competitive prices.
    Commander Gilmour: Shut up!
  • "I'm badly burned, but I'm still alive!"
    • AMV Hell 4 made this even funnier by combining it with a clip from The End of Evangelion where a man gets horribly burnt and then shot.
  • Dr. Evil proves he's hip by doing the Macarena.
    • And after that:
    Dr. Evil: Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein. Give your father a hug!
    Scott: No.
    Dr. Evil: Hugs! *Starts chasing Scott*
    Scott: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!
    Dr. Evil: Hugs!
  • Dr. Evil's famous laugh. The entirety of it is more humorous than threatening.
  • The "evacuation" scene.
  • The scene in the casino bathroom where Austin is fighting off an assassin, but the cowboy in the stall next to him (played by Tom Arnold) thinks he's having a massive BM because of the grunting noises he's making.
    Austin: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
    Cowboy: That's it, buddy. You show that turd who's boss!
    • And after the cowboy sees the drowned assassin face-down in the toilet:
    Cowboy: Jesus Christ, boy. What did you eat?!
  • The group therapy session.
    • Dr Evil's description of his childhood especially:
    Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
    Therapist(Carrie Fisher): Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.
    Dr. Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
    Therapist: You know, we have to stop.
  • The entire original "Why don't you just shoot him?" conversation.
  • In fact, just about every scene between Dr. Evil and his son.
    Scott: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
    Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
    Scott: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
    Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
    Scott: You always do that!
  • When Austin gets back his stuff after being reanimated:
    Clerk: One blue, crushed velvet suit.
    Austin: Hey, all right!
    Clerk: One frilly, lace cravet.
    Austin: There it is!
    Clerk: One silver medallion with male symbol. One pair of Italian boots.
    Austin: Bon giorno, boys.
    Clerk: One vinyl record album. Burt Bacharach plays his hits.
    Austin: Right, yeah.
    Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.
    Austin: (to Vanessa) That's not mine.
    Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
    Austin: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
    Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
    Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
    Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
  • "She looks like she's been hit with an ugly stick!"
  • A bit of Black Humor as Austin recounts the people he knew from the 60's:
    "Jimi Hendrix. Deceased. Drugs."
    "Janis Joplin. Deceased. Alcohol."
    "Mama Cass. Deceased. Ham sandwich."
  • After finding out that Number 2 failed to get laser-armed sharks....
    Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can not be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. Alright, what do we have?
    Number 2: Sea bass.
    Dr. Evil: .....Riiiiight.
    Number 2: They're mutated sea bass.
    Dr. Evil: Oh, really? Are they ill tempered?
    Number 2: Absolutely.
    Dr. Evil: Well, it's a start.
  • "That makes me angry! And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset! And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset ... people DIE!"
  • Random Task and the sheer Anticlimax of his penultimate scene.
    Austin: Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
  • The awkward evil laugh scene from the first movie.
  • When Austin tries to turn around in his motorized tour cart during the finale. Instead of merely backing up down the hallway, he tries to do a Y-Turn with a vehicle in a really narrow hallway. The whole concept is so ridiculous it's great. In particular, the part where he looks backward but accidentally drives forward is hysterical.
  • The gambling scene. It's so dumb it's great.
    Number 2: Hit me.
    Dealer: You have seventeen, sir.
    Number 2: I like to live dangerously.
    Dealer: (turns card) Four. Twenty-one. (crowd claps; Austin is dealt his cards) Five.
    Austin: I'll stay.
    Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir.
    Austin: I also like to live dangerously.
    Dealer: (turns cards) Twenty beats your five.
  • When Dr. Evil tries to sign off with the world leaders, and accidentally hits the button to prompt Beavis and Butt-Head to play instead:
    Beavis: Check it out, Butt-Head. This chick has three boobs! Hehehehehe.
    (the world leaders look at each other, confused)
    Butt-Head: That's cool. How many butts does she have?
  • Patty O'Brien and his lucky charms.
  • "Oh hell, letís just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good!"

    From The Spy Who Shagged Me 
  • The following sequence when Dr Evil's phallic rocket arrives at Earth in the second Austin Powers movie:
    (Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar)
    Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
    Colonel: What is it, son?
    Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
    Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
    Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
    Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
    Bird-Watching Man: (raising binoculars) Ooh, Where?
    Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
    Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
    Baseball Umpire: Two balls!
    (looking up from game)
    Baseball Umpire: What is that? It looks just like an enormous...
    Chinese Teacher: Wang! Pay attention.
    Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
    Musician: Willie.
    Musician: What's that?
    Willie Nelson: (squints) Well, that looks like a huge...
    Colonel: Johnson.
    Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
    Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
  • The Jerry Springer appearance.
    Dr. Evil: You were born in your mother's -BLEEP-!
    • Later in the scene:
    Dr. Evil: [Holding a globe up for the camera] The world is mine! The world is mine ya f#$%ers!
    • Also amusing is The Stinger, where Frau reveals herself to be Scott's mother on the Jerry Springer show.
    Scott: I thought I was a test tube baby.
    Frau: Lies, ALL LIES!!!
  • "FIRST THINGS FIRST — WHERE'S YA SHITTER? I GOT A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT!... I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!" "Charming."
  • The lab after finding Fat Bastard's...stool sample...
    Austin: (takes a sniff of what he thinks is coffee) Phew! Crikey, this coffee smells like shit!
    (The camera follows Basil's gaze to the pot, which is labeled Fat Bastard Stool Sample)
    Basil: ...it is shit, Austin.
    Austin: Oh good, then it's not just me. (chuckles, then takes a sip) ...it's a bit nutty.
  • When Felicity shows off her breasts to a henchman:
    Random Henchman: Mama!
  • You want to wear the daddy pants?
  • The following:
    Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
    Scott: Nothing. [pretends to sneeze] Ripoff.
    Dr. Evil: Bless you.
  • Fat Bastard saying about Mini-Me "He's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!", ordering him to "Get in my belly!", singing "I want my baby back ribs..."
  • In a reversal of a joke from the first movie, when Dr. Evil goes back in time to 1969 and threatens the President of the United States with a $100 billion ransom, the president and his entire cabinet laugh in his face, telling him that amount of money doesn't even exist yet in the entire world.
    President: That's like saying "I want a kajillion bajillion dollars!"
  • Mini-Me's "Goodbye" card to Scott, which features a drawing of Scott being hung in a game of Hangman, which leads Scott to immediately try to attack Mini-Me, only to be restrained by Number Two.
  • Dr. Evil throwing a large globe at Number Two, who starts to break down crying.
  • Mini-Me puts a dead possum in Scott's bed.
  • When Ivana Humpalot is at Austin's place:
    Ivana Humpalot: (seductively) Do you know what we do to keep warm in Russia?
    Austin: I can guess, baby.
    Ivana Humpalot: We play chess.
    Austin: I guessed wrong.
  • "Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed."
    Basil: I suggest you don't think about those things and, just enjoy yourself. That goes for you all, too.
    Austin: (smiling to camera) Yes.
  • When Austin answers his car phone:
    Basil: How was your honeymoon?
    Austin: Well it turns out Vanessa was a fembot!
    Basil: (remorseful) Yes, we... knew all along, sadly. (chipper) Anyway...
  • When Dr. Evil drinks a cafe latte and gets a bunch of its cream on his nose. He then chews out Number Two (who was trying to bring it up) for no reason.
    Dr. Evil: SILENCE!!! I will not tolerate your insolence!
    • Then Frau is able to do so:
    Dr. Evil: ...I know. Meant to. That's how we drink it in Belgium. It's called a "Belgian dip".
  • Even the teaser trailer gets one, by suckering us into thinking it's for The Phantom Menace (remember, this was when everyone was still hyped to no end for that film) until Dr. Evil spins around on Palpatine's chair and says "You were expecting someone else?"
    • It gets better; they even acknowledge that Episode I would steamroll over everything that season; "IF YOU ONLY SEE ONE MOVIE THIS SUMMER...see Star Wars." Cue Dr. Evil shrugging like, "Yeah, we know the deal."
  • What, no mention of when Austin and Felicity were arguing in the death trap?
    Austin: [referring to Felicity sleeping with Fat Bastard] Well how could you do it?
    Felicity: I was just doing my job.
    Austin: No I mean literally, how could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.
  • Dr Evil's possessed chair.

    From Goldmember 
  • A Call Back to the last film with a satellite that looks like a pair of breasts:
    Radar Operator: Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.
    Colonel: Which one?
    Radar Operator: The one that looks like a pair of—
    Hot Storekeeper: Melons! [holds up two cantaloupes] Big juicy melons!
    Random Passerby: Are they nice and firm?
    Hot Storekeeper: What do you think?
    Random Passerby: [points into the sky] Look at that! It looks like a giant set of—
    Sports Fans: [''Yelling and cheering; four of their chests spell "TITS"]
    T: Hey, men, you're late.
    [Two more men with "A" and "N" on their chests walk in and go between the "T" and the "S". The chests now spell "TITANS".]
    Sports Fans: [More yelling and cheering]
    One Fan: Check it out! Those remind me of—
    Ozzy Osbourne: Boobs! [Watching the game on television]
    Sharon: Boobs, Ozzy?
    Ozzy: These filmmakers are f***ing boobs.
    Kelly: What do you mean, dad?
    Ozzy: Well, they're using the same f***ing joke as they did in the last Austin Powers movie.
    Sharon: What f***ing joke?
    Jack: You know, the f***ing joke about the long, smooth rocket that looks like some guy's—
    Colonel: Johnson! Any sign of that satellite?
  • A random Japanese pedestrian pointing out that the Godzilla attacking Tokyo is a fake.
    Japanese Man: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!
    Masi Oka: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.
    Japanese Man: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
    Masi Oka: Though it isn't. {winks at camera}
    (both scream and run away)
    • And yet apparently the copyright for the freaking Pokemon running around in the same scene was easier to obtain.
  • From Fat Bastard: "You know what my favourite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (twists his sumo opponent's testicles)
  • Another Fat Bastard line: "Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina."
    • In the same scene, he looks noticably thinner (though with countless wrinkles and folds of skin). He reveals that he took the "Subway Diet"—a jab at a heavily-advertised claim of someone eating only Subway sandwiches and losing weight as a result.
  • Austin just can't resist saying the word "mole", can he?
    • MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacaMOH-LE!
    • Don't forget: "Mole. Mole. Mollleee..." "OH, SHUT UP!" "...MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!"
    • When Austin randomly starts poking the mole with a stick.
  • The bit where Scotty breaks down after realizing that Dr Evil is actually Nigel Powers' son is fairly serious, until he runs off very gently.
    Dr Evil: "I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl".
    • Just as amusingly, this might turn out to be a big, fat lie in a blink-and-miss it moment around the climax of the film.
  • Another famous Mood Whiplash: "It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!"
  • Austin having trouble reading the subtitles of Mr Roboto's dialogue.
    Please eat some shitake mushrooms.
    Your assignment is an unhappy one.
    I have a huge rodent problem.
    • The first one is replaced in the TV edit:
      Please eat some dungeoness crabs.
    • Finishing off with one line from Austin himself.
    Oh, and by the way? I do have a huge rod... I wish.
  • Nigel Powers discussing about Mini Me's .... thing.
    Nigel Powers: So, little fella, I'm curious. Is everything in proportion?
    (Mini-Me nods unsure)
    Nigel Powers: You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.
    (Mini-Me unzips his pants)
    (* thump* )
    Nigel Powers: My word! You're a tripod. What you been feeding that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!
    (Mini-Me nods, smiling, then does just that)
  • "Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage."
    • It's a Brick Joke, Austin once claimed in the first movie that he hated carnival folk. "Small hands, you know, smell like cabbage." Also because when Nigel was at school, one of the staples of a school dinner was boiled cabbage, so much so, that kids coming home from school used to smell of the stuff.
  • "Not so fast! You're surrounded, Dr Evil!" "Shit."
  • "Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay."
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!" (laughs, then notices he isn't getting any laughs from his submarine crew) "No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub..."
  • "I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you."
  • And this little ditty:
    Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's faja.
    (pause)
    Dr. Evil: His what?
    Number 2: His faja, Dr. Evil.
    Dr. Evil: His ferdjer? What's a ferdjer?
    Goldmember: His faja. You know, the faja.
    Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
    Goldmember: Faja, his dad, dad is faja.
    Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His * fa-ther*
    Goldmember: Yes, I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that vierd?
  • And a nod to odd-sounding Bond Girl names.
    Fook Mi: (runs to Austin} Austin Powers! You're so great and so sexy!
    Austin Powers: Thanks, baby! Now what's your name?
    Fook Mi: Fook Mi!
    Austin Powers: (pause) Oh, behave. (snickers) And your name is...
    Fook Mi: Fook Mi!
    Austin Powers: Can you kiss your mother with that mouth?
    Fook Mi: No! Fook Mi! Like this!
    (turns away so Austin can see Fook Mi written on her bag)
    Austin Powers: Oh! Your name is Fook Mi!
    Fook Mi: Would you like a drink?
    (runs away to get drink)
    Austin Powers: Actually I have a private bar...
    (Fook Mi's twin sister, Fook Yu arrives)
    Fook Yu: Here you go!
    (gives him drink)
    Austin Powers: (thinking she's Fook Mi) Fook Mi, that was fast!
    Fook Yu: Fook Yu!
    • A deleted scene adds to this, Austin meets them in Tokyo, culminating in a conversation that reveals the twins' true names to be "Sally" and "Cindy."
  • "WHAT!? I DID NAE HAVE ANY CORN!"
  • This exchange:
    Goldmember: Can I paint his yoohoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know?
    (Dr. Evil slowly rolls his chair right next to Goldmember)
    Dr. Evil: How 'bout NO, YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD?!?
    (Goldmember makes a priceless "snubbed" face)
  • "You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debator."
  • The wonderful scene in Goldmember when Austin "rescues" his father from four girls at Goldmember's party. Hilarity Ensues. (Subtitles are in parentheses)
    Austin: What's wrong with your neck?
    Nigel: I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat. I've had a stiff neck for hours.
    Both: Ah, thank you!
    Austin: Listen, Dad, if you are going to talk about naughty things in front of these American girls, then at least speak English English.
    Nigel: All right, my son. I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. (I was about to make love to this pretty girl.)
    Austin: Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? (Is this true?) Because if you are feeling quigly why not just have a J. Arthur? (If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?)
    Nigel: What, billy no mates? (What, alone?)
    Austin: Too right, youth. (Indeed.)
    Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? (Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?)
    Austin: Oh, the one who was all sixes and sevens. (The insane one?)
    Nigel: Yes, yes yes she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears! (She was the wife of the dancer that lived upstairs.)
    Austin: And she was the barrister that became a bobby in a lorry, (She was a lawyer who became a policeman in a truck...)
    Both: ??????? (??????) ?????...tea kettle. (????...tea kettle) and then she, she she shat on a turtle!
  • When Austin uses his inherent sexiness to make several Fembots' heads explode.
  • "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the Dutch."
  • Simple, yet hilarious misunderstanding:
    Dr. Evil: Quid pro quo, Mr. Powers.
    Austin Powers: Yes. Squid pro row.
  • This little piece of dialogue, which also doubles as an awesome moment:
    Nigel Powers: Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Oh, put the guns down. Is this your first day on the job or something? Look, here is how it goes. You attack me and I knock you down with a single punch. Okay? Go.
    (a guard goes at him)
    Nigel Powers: Judo chop! (knocks first guard over with judo chop)
    Dr. Evil: Oh, he's good.
    Nigel Powers: Judo chop! (knocks second guard over with judo chop. The last guard standing there holds his gun nervously.) Do you know who I am?
    (guard nods)
    Nigel Powers: Do you know how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
    (guard nods again)
    Nigel Powers: And look at you, you don't even have a name tag! You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down? Go on, son.
    (the guard does so)
  • Doctor Evil: "Why must I constantly be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"
  • "Who throws a cup cake? Honestly..."
    • Made even funnier on the DVD commentary, when Mike Myers imitates a fan who loved that joke: "When he threw that cupcake, man..."
  • The fake-out in the beginning where the action sequence is actually from an in-universe Austin Powers movie starring Tom Cruise as Austin, and Danny DeVito as Mini-Me.
    Kevin Spacey as Dr. Evil: You better watch your friggin' self, because this is one doctor who does make house calls.
    Danny Devito as Mini-Me: Hey assholes! (gives the finger) I'm Mini-Me! Come and get me!
  • The scene where Austin has to keep peeing to make it look like the fountain statue is still working. Why Austin ate asparagus is anybody's guess...
    • Why there's a labelled plate of asparagus next to the fountain is an even bigger mystery.
    • Then some security guards get knocked out and one is at an angle where it looks like the statue is pissing in his mouth!
  • This bit, from the Austin/Fat Bastard scene:
    Austin: You really are a Fat Bastard!
    Fat Bastard: You know, that hurts my feelings. I tried going on a diet. "The Zone", you know, "carbs are the enemy, and (mumbles)..." (notices Foxxy) Hey, who's your friend? Oh, I'd like to have a go with that filly. Do you find me sexy? (rubs his breasts erotically) Oh look at my titties! (moans)
  • When Austin visits Mr. Roboto:
    Austin: What do you know about my father's where.........about..........s?
  • After the faux opening, when it's revealed to be a movie Austin's shooting:
    Austin: I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the greatest director in the world, is gonna make a mooooovie about my life. Very shagadelic, baby, yeah! Having said that, I do have some thoughts.
    Spielberg: (holding an Oscar) Uh, my friend here, thinks it's fine the way it is.
  • Dr. Evil's maximum security jail cell isn't even locked. He accidentally opens it when yelling at Austin, and when he notices, he says "I'll get it." and shuts it himself.
  • The toothless gardener that laughs at Austin, who happens to look the same age in both the present and in Austin's flashback to his college days.
  • When Dr. Evil and Mini-Me are on trial for their crimes, Mini-Me drops his pants at the judge and spanks his ass.
  • This bit:
    Scott: You know, this is causing me serious psychological harm!
    Dr. Evil: (mocking) Ohhh... I don't know... who am I?
  • The flashback to Austin's college days, mostly due to how uncannily close Aaron Himelstein (playing young Austin) is to the real thing. Especially good is when young Austin is in bed with his French teacher:
    Teacher: Don't forget, monsieur Powers: Later, you have a brief oral exam.
    Austin: I hope it's mostly oral, and not too........ brief......... baby? You know.
  • The scene in which Dr. Evil finally gets his sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams attached to their heads is comedic gold. Scott is finally recognised as a worthy son of Dr. Evil (at the expense of Mini-Me), and they share a bonding moment, followed by this:
    Dr. Evil: Alright, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out! Everyone out, come on! (Scott moves to get up) Not you, Scottie. (Number Two moves to get up) Not you, Number Two. (Frau moves to get up) Not you, Frau. (Goldmember moves to get up) Not you, Goldmember. (Camera cuts to various henchmen around the sub) Not you guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchman arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something.
    (Awkward silence, as everyone turns to look as Mini-Me)
    Dr. Evil: Oooh, this is uncomfortable.
    Goldmember: Haha, the tiny one can't take a hint! He doesn't understand he is shmall, haha.
    • Followed by Mini-Me slowly wheeling his chair out of the room, but not before Flipping the Bird at Dr. Evil as he leaves. Dr. Evil then makes a sound of inexpressible rage and shock.
  • Scott making fun of Dr. Evil's plan:
    Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
    (Scott snickers)
    Dr. Evil: ...What?
    Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
    Dr. Evil: (still confused) I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
    Scott Evil: Yes, I would love some chocolate ass-cream.
    Dr. Evil: ...Perhaps later.
    (...)
    Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole, Preparation H feels good.
    (Scott snickers again)
    Dr. Evil: What is it now?
    Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.
    Dr. Evil: Well I'm glad we're "spreckensee" the same "lingity".
  • Dr. Evil, to Frau: "But nothing compares to this: Being inside the belly of the beast night after night all alone! DADDY'S ALL PENT UP! LET'S FREAK!!"
  • Dr. Evil meeting Number Three, and immediately obsessing over the giant mole on Three's face ("WHOA!").
    Dr. Evil: Aabuuuhhh......

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