Odd confessions.

I legitimately think that I would prefer the Doom (2016) Praetor Armour, but with the arm knife and multipurpose Shoulder Cannon and other weapons from Doom Eternal.

I honestly don't give a damn about who runs my country anymore. We've had too many Prime Ministers in too short a time and it's just different face, same shit.

I used to think I was Neutral Good, but just now, I was wondering if I was actually more Chaotic Good. I'm the kind of person who tries to follow the rules and do things perfectly, but ends up bungling things up.

But I took the moral alignment test again, and I somehow got Lawful Neutral.

I guess the Lawful part is because I still try to follow the rules? Maybe a true Chaotic person doesn't care about the rules at all.

I'd like to see someone make an anarchist with a lawful alignment. That'd be an interesting contradiction to work out.

I spend a significant chunk of my free time walking/running up and down the stairs of my house daydreaming, often out loud. Something about the movement just gets my brain going.

I don't want to pirate anime but Crunchyroll has done some stupid stuff lately. I feel like it's better if I ignore them advertising fans and just enjoy what I get out of my subscription. Legally watch their content on an Apple device is what matters most to me.

So, you know the Tyersall Park mansion from the new Crazy Rich Asians movie? Well, I once illegally trespassed into visited the real-life counterpart (which is currently abandoned but still owned by the Johor Sultanate) to help a friend with his photography assignment.

2 confessions regarding this song, which I wrote about on the Songs stuck in Your HEad thread a while ago.

First of all, I have taken to singing the song (in my head) whenever I have to wait in line or in a waiting room for something.

Second of all, whenever I listen to the song, I always lose it at 2:10. The singer has a nice voice, but the voice he uses for Funtime Foxy sounds like freakin' Lionel Richie, and I Cant Unhear It. It's a moment of hilarious Nightmare Retardant in an otherwise creepy song. And so, I just absolutely lose it every time I hear "Why do you close the door?"

Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 25th 2018 at 2:38:55 PM

To avoid people thinking I'm weird for being obsessed with a single song, let's talk about some others. :P

Since I'm in a real Creepy Jazz Music mood right now, I was going to switch my avatar to Oogie Boogie, but... I've started to like using villainous avatars less and less. Even if it's all pretend, I'd rather not see people react negatively to my avatars.

...But on the other hand, people are probably going to find this avatar creepy anyway. I guess it's impossible for me to avoid being weird. :P

Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 26th 2018 at 9:35:54 AM

Is it bad that some of my favourite character designs are from controversial pieces of media? I even own merchandise featuring these designs and part of me wishes they kept using them too.

Sometimes I take the things I say or think
and ponder just how I would phrase those things
in iambic pentameter. It's fun.

I haven't fully watched a movie since 2014.

Part of me envies you.

I've never gamed on a computer. Ever. Any time I've played a video game, it's always been on a console. The fact that I'm strongly considering downloading Steam makes part of me feel...twitchy. Maybe I should start with downloading Minecraft first; that way I'll know it's the PC experience I don't like, and not just the game.

You mean you've been stuck on low graphics settings and no mods this whole time? Oh, you poor thing.

For a while, I was trying to decide if I should add a picture to my troper page. But by now, I've added so much other stuff to the beginning of the page that a picture would probably be too much. :P

Whenever I change the battery of my mouse, I always turn it off before I even open the battery compartment, because I imagine opening it while it's on (i.e. "awake") would cause it pain - even though I know it doesn't.

Because I was used to the spy organisation being kind of shitheads in the Alex Rider series, the first time I watched Kingsman I spent like half of it extremely suspicious of Harry because I was sure he'd turn out to be secretly an arsehole. Eventually there was just a moment of "Oh, he means every bloody word, doesn't he?"

I often wonder what kind of character I would be if I was in a cartoonish world... and I'm really not sure. :P

One one hand, I love big, imposing antagonists. (See my avatar. :P) But I also love Gentle Giants. And at the same time, I love characters who are smol. I love Dark Is Evil, Light Is Good, Dark Is Not Evil, and Light Is Not Good. Also, I love characters who are cute and innocent... but also ones who are dark and creepy. And right now I'm listening to "Music Box" by Philip Glass", which itself straddles the line between creepy and sad. I'm not sure...

Maybe I could be a Tragic Villain? A villain who is simultaneously tragic and Laughably Evil, yet still scary. ...But probably makes a Heel–Face Turn. Man, that's confusing. I love it. XD

Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 10th 2018 at 9:12:44 AM

The End of the World as We Know It sounds extremely appealing to me at this point.

That might be possible...

It took me years to work out that a peanut butter and jelly sandwich had jam on it.

I just used to think Americans actually put jelly (you call it jello?) on sandwiches

Jelly = Jam?

wtf

I know, right?

Same goes with:

klobasnik=Kolache