I Read That As: The Forum Version

I got an ad for some video chat app called bigolive- it's apparently supposed to be read as "Bigo Live" but I was like "why would they call their app Big Olive?".

Edited by MikeK on Jan 24th 2021 at 10:38:18 AM

Hot —> Moth

h o w

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

& Just a random thought, but Big Olive and Hot Moth would make good rapper names. :P

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Plankton is arrested at the end of The Spongebob Squarepants Movie -> Patrick is arrested at the end of The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Now that would make for a whole different ending.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jan 25th 2021 at 2:59:12 PM

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

Hecatia - Hetalia

"Leftover items still have value!"

Breakthrough Hit - Bathroom Hit

Improvised Sail - Improvised Snail

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Feb 8th 2021 at 7:10:42 AM

I read Angleberger in an author's surname as Anklebreaker...

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Feb 9th 2021 at 1:26:29 AM

Are you afraid?

History, Culture - Hillary Clinton

The Discovery Channel special's real title: The Vaccine: Conquering COVID-19

What I read it as: The Vatican: Conquering COVID-19

I like to keep my audience riveted.

ConnorEatsPants -> CallMeCarson

As a result, my brain just accepted the thought that the guy JSchlatt cut ties with (because of allegations) is still on the Dream SMP, despite Schlatt still playing there aswell. There's also the Epic SMP, where Connor and Schlatt also play at.

Carson never joined the Dream SMP, but he's the one who collaborated with JaidenAnimations in her Minecraft playthrough stream.

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

Amnesia —> Indonesia

...what the fuck brain

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

Material Mimicry —> Maternal Mimicry

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

When playing Bowser's Fury and holding a Koopa shell:

Enter shell - Enter hell

"Leftover items still have value!"

x3 could be a good gag for a malaproper character - "don't you remember me? What, you got Indonesia or something?"

In a list of horror movies:

The Forsaken —> The Foreskin

I can imagine this being a movie somehow - there's been weirder and grosser horror monsters out there.

Edited by MikeK on Feb 20th 2021 at 9:16:23 AM

Another Mario 3D World one:

Shifty Boo Mansion - Shitty Boo Mansion

"Leftover items still have value!"

I read a lot of words wrong, but I remember best that I used to read "Motsetninger" as "Mosetinger".

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”

I just read that as Shitty Boo Manson

Also:

Favorite Memories of TV Tropes —> Fake Memories of TV Tropes.

Could almost be something I could see as a forum game - people reminisce about things that didn't really happen on the site/forums, but kinda sound like they could have.

God's wrath will not be calmed by soup -> God's wrath will not be claimed by soup

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

Good Idea, Bad Idea + Bad Trope Ideas - Good Trope Ideas

"Leftover items still have value!"

Death of a Thousand Cuts —> Death of a Thousand Cats

Appropriately, this was on the work page for The Uncanny, which does in fact have characters being "mauled to death by house cats".

Happy Birthday Dear Tropers, Happy Birthday To You - The Birthday Dryer Thread

...I have no idea

"Leftover items still have value!"

Tilly shoots Mad a Death Glare as she closes the book and says -> Tilly shoots a Mad Death Glare as she closes the book and says

What a complete context changer.

Edited by SomeLibre on Feb 26th 2021 at 1:26:55 AM

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

I'M YELLING AT YOU TO SOUND SMURT! -> I'M YELLING AT YOU SOUND SMURT!

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

And just now:

House cats - horse cats

"Leftover items still have value!"

Shape Dies, Shifter Survives - Snape Dies, Shifter Survives

Powerful Pick - Powerful Prick