Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Original OP
Hi, and welcome to the official reboot of the Hunger Games Simulation! Yeah, funny that the guy whose tributes and suggestions created a bit of a stir in the original HGS is making the reboot post, I know. Before we begin, here are the rules. And a link to the HGS wiki as that's where we do the editing.
as that's where we do the editing.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
dave_the_assassin
Light and Hope
from France, New World
Since: Nov, 2016
Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#18252: Jul 7th 2021 at 7:21:59 AM
Navi
◊ and Kirby and Ribbon
◊ (red; as one tribute).
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jul 7th 2021 at 9:24:47 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#18253: Jul 7th 2021 at 7:25:44 AM
And we're done! Again, Kaf will host while Libre will run!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
#18254: Jul 7th 2021 at 7:27:25 AM
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Correction; I'll host while Kafka runs!
- SCP Foundation and variant events:
- (Player1) encounters an animate fish-shaped pie, confusing (him/her1).
- (Player1) turns into a fish-shaped pie, and gets eaten by (Player2).
- (Player1) turns into a fish-shaped pie and explodes soon after.
- (Player1) temporarily turns into a fish-shaped pie, throwing up objects all the while.
- The Murderverse and variant events:
- (Player1) tries to avoid a chainsaw-wielding (Player2), but gets hurt by the latter nonfatally.*
- (Player1) messily decapitates (Player2) and (Player3) with a gigantic chainsaw. (Also Bloodbath)*
- (Player1) hides in an oven. (Player2) finds the oven, then turns it on, unknowingly roasting the former to death. (also Feast)*
- (Player1)'s arms get blown off by an explosive, but (Player2) saves the former's life by stitching them back together.*
- (Player1) gets a product from an unknown sponsor, but freaks out over it displaying (Player2) and (Player3).
- Whilst smoking, (Player1) suddenly chokes on the smoke, looking more confused as (he/she1) coughs out more and more of the smoke.
- (Player1) snorts up some thermite, dying from being poisoned by it.
- (Player1) sculpts a toilet out of dried animal poop.
- (Player1) gets killed by (Player2) for stealing the latter's accesories.
- (Player1) do not kill (Player2), the latter kills THE FORMER!!! (bad grammar is intentional)
- (Player1) and (Player2) have a heated argument over what the Grim Reaper looks like after encountering them seperately and surviving.
Edited by SomeLibre on Jul 8th 2021 at 3:55:45 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
An eagle
#18255: Jul 7th 2021 at 7:38:47 AM
- (Player1) goes insane after witnessing mutant squirrels killing (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6).note
- While fighting (Player1), (Player2) declares that there will be one more (Player1) who will never walk again.
- (Player1) presents (Player2) a (Player2)-shaped bonsai tree.
- (Player1) drinks a cup of hot chocolate that's added with a bit of alcohol. (Also in Feast)
- (Player1) drinks a glass of alcoholic punch, only to get literally punched by the drink. (Also in Feast)
- (Player1) wonders why (he/she1)'s in Hell despite being innocent. Satan says that (he/she1) sucked at it.
- (Player1) finds a dolphin indiscriminately clicking, making (him/her1) sense the smell of a random food.
- (Player1) wears a shirt saying "I Gotta Pee".
- (Player1) sneaks inside a vent, then drops iron balls over (Player2) and (Player3) below, crushing their heads.note
- (Player1) claims that there's more adventure to be found in a good book. (Player2) then reveals that it's a math with calculus textbook.
- (Player1) consumes weed jellies that slows down time around (him/her1). (Also in Feast)
- (Player1) kills the host of the season with a random fatal event.
- (Player1) kills the runner of the season with a random fatal event.
- (Player1) kills (Player2)'s nominator with a random fatal event.
That's 14 events
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
#18256: Jul 7th 2021 at 7:44:37 AM
(Player1) gives roses to (Player2) and (Player3), but they both go yandere on (him/her1) and kill (him/her1).
(Player1) under goes every single non fatal event.
(Player1) got poisoned from the last event they did and dies because of it.
(Player1) heads to Target.
(Player1) and (Player2) head to Target.
(Player1) enters Target only to be crushed by products. (Fatal)
(Player1) enters Target only to be stabbed by (Player2) with a knife, (he/she1) promptly bleeds out.
(Player1) refuses to go to Target because of the deadly events there.
Edited by JKBenbot on Jul 9th 2021 at 9:36:54 AM
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
wingedcatgirl
I'm helping!
from lurking
(Holding A Herring)
Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#18257: Jul 7th 2021 at 8:06:55 AM
- (Player1) eats 100,000 cookies. (He/She1) dies.
- (Player1) cooks in the (Player2) cube. (P2 kills P1)
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Jul 7th 2021 at 10:36:18 AM
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
#18258: Jul 7th 2021 at 8:09:38 AM
Was that Dave who snagged the last spot? A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#18259: Jul 7th 2021 at 8:17:06 AM
You missed him too, didn't you? Well... welcome back, Dave. 
Zanreo
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
from Glitch City
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#18260: Jul 7th 2021 at 8:25:58 AM
- (Player1) learns a new language through neural network.
- (Player1) practises a new language by tattooing random words and phrases onto (himself/herself1).
dave_the_assassin
Light and Hope
from France, New World
Since: Nov, 2016
Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#18261: Jul 7th 2021 at 8:40:47 AM
Heh, I'm flattered.
And yes, it's good to be back.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
FollowTheMap
24 times around the sun.
from The Concrete Desert
Since: Jun, 2021
Relationship Status: Plastic Love
24 times around the sun.
#18262: Jul 7th 2021 at 12:21:41 PM
- (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) enter a (Player1) impersonation contest. (Player3) wins.
- (Player1) is beaten to a pulp by (his/her1) victim's nominators.
Scipion3
Abathur
from Evolution Pit
Since: May, 2018
Relationship Status: I've got the brains, you've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.
Abathur
#18263: Jul 7th 2021 at 2:02:22 PM
(Player1) to (Player2): "Blow yourself up or leave! I don't care which!"
(Player1) to (Player2): "Blow yourself up or leave! I don't care which!". But (Player2) takes the threat literally and do one of these options and ends up eliminated (P2 dies)
(Player1) hums (his/her1) own theme song as (he/she1) kills (Player2) (P1 kills P2)
(Player1) spends the day complaining about (his/her1) recent defeat at the hands of (Player2)
Edited by Scipion3 on Jul 8th 2021 at 3:09:38 PM
"Unacceptable. Must eliminate. No trace left."
HypeKitty1
Fire Emblem Heroes Fan
from North America
Since: Sep, 2020
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Fire Emblem Heroes Fan
#18264: Jul 7th 2021 at 4:51:22 PM
(Player1) drinks a holy grail of poison and dies shortly afterwards
Ture Rider
lmao
#18265: Jul 8th 2021 at 1:18:43 AM
Well that was quite the eventful season, and I wasn't even in it, save for the running 
. And (again) welcome back Dave .
8 non-fatal events I forgot to post
- (Player1) boxes a box.
- (Player1) eats a hat.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) babysit (Player6).
- (Player1) cries in a corner.
- (Player1) wears a shirt that says "(Player2) is evil".
- (Player1) is afraid of nothing... except (his/her1) mother.
- (Player1) has to explain to (Player2) that 0°C + 0°C does not make 64°F.
- (Player1) throws a slice of cheese onto (Player2)'s face.
Arena Event: Manor haunted by plush toys
This arena event was inspired by Mr. Hopp's Playhouse and Mr. Hopp's Playhouse 2
Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and Slender
- The tributes are in a manor haunted by monstrous life-sized plush toys.
- (Player1) escapes.
- (Player1) gets crushed under a rolling toy panda.
- A one-eyed plush tiger mauls (Player1).
- (Player1) is dragged off to hell by a humanoid toy rabbit.
- (Player1)'s reanimated corpse is used to lure (Player2). The latter escapes the trap.
- (Player1)'s reanimated corpse is used to lure (Player2). The latter is subsequently killed as well.
She/Her | inactive for now
#18266: Jul 8th 2021 at 1:24:07 AM
Yeah, last season was great! I'm thrilled that I got an interesting arc out of my tributes, and got my second consecutive champion! 
Also, welcome back, Dave. Indeed, his last nomination was Season 145, IIRC.
AlbertThompsonJr
Princess and Silver Knight
from Renais, Magvel
Since: Apr, 2021
Relationship Status: A heart full of love
Princess and Silver Knight
#18267: Jul 8th 2021 at 1:48:55 AM
- (Player1) makes a recruitment poster, with (Player2) naked save a sword and a scale in each hand, and the motto "(Player2) Wants You!" below it. (based on the C-support for Chrom and Frederick)
- (Player1) eats an unpeeled orange. (Based on Gaius' claim that he might have seen Chrom doing that, which became a meme... And then Matthew Mercer did it himself on Game Grumps)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that every creature is weird and wonderful in its own way. ...Except cows. Cows just annoy (him/her1). (Taken from the B-support between Sumia and Sully; the line was spoken by Sumia)
- (Player1) grabs a legendary sword, then uses it to cut fruit. (Taken from the start of the B-support for Lucina and her sibling, with the sword being Falchion and the sibling being the one who uses it to cut fruit)
- (Player1)'s darkness is darker than (Player2)'s. (One of Odin Dark's voiced lines from the game)
- (Player1) complains that (his/her1) sandwich tastes like a fried boot, to which (Player2) responds with "my sandwich IS a fried boot!"
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#18268: Jul 8th 2021 at 5:58:03 AM
open/close all folders
Broken/Dupe Events
- (Player1) mixes sound clips from (Player2)'s source material with music from (Player3)'s source material. (D1855, N1858; dupe)
- When (Player1) thinks of a plan to kill (Player2), (Player3) asks "why don't you just shoot (him/her2)?" (Player1) doesn't, but kills (Player2) anyway (CFD2454, CFN2468; missing in Regular Save)
- When (Player1) thinks of a plan to kill (Player2), (Player3) asks, "why don't you just shoot (him/her2)?" (Player1) doesn't and gets killed. (CFN2455, CFN2469; should be clarified that P2 kills P1, also missing in Regular Save)
Stop Fighting or Else I'll Kill You! (2)
Note: Based on Scipion's comment on Joffrey telling Movie!Jirachi and every Sideways to stop fighting in S161.
- (Player1) threatens (Player2) and (Player3) to stop fighting or else (he/she1)'ll kill them. They obey (him/her1).
- (Player1) threatens (Player2) and (Player3) to stop fighting or else (he/she1)'ll kill them. They refuse.
Playing in the Mud (2)
- (Player1) sees (Player2) and (Player3) playing in the mud and tries avoiding them, but freaks out upon getting a spot on (himself/herself1).
- (Player1) sees (Player2) and (Player3) playing in the mud and tries avoiding them. (He/She1) succeeds.
Memes (2)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) about (his/her1) adventure so far. (Player2) says, "cool story, (Player1)."
- (Player1) gives (Player2) a bone apple tea. (also Feast)
Harry Potter (3)
- (Player1) asks what (Player2)'s doing. (Player2) says (he/she2)'s reading. (Player1) says, "I didn't know you could read."
- (Player1) follows a trail of spiders to their lair, wondering why (he/she1) can't just follow the butterflies instead.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) to start standing up to other tributes. (Player2) says that (he/she2) could barely stand at all.
Other References (3)
- (Player1) sees (Player2) and (Player3) flying fighter jets and tells (Player4), "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!"
- (Player1) boos (Player2)'s standup, telling (him/her2) to get better material. (Player2) checks (his/her2) cue cards nervously.
- (Player1) forces (Player2) to drink poison, but (Player2) didn't finish every drop, only rendering (him/her2) powerless.note
And the Rest (3)
- (Player1) tries kicking (Player2) in the groin, but misses and falls on (his/her1) back.
- (Player1) and (Player2) talk about the weather.
- (Player1) sleeps with a pair of glasses with (his/her1) eyes painted on. (Day-only)
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 8th 2021 at 9:03:45 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Bluethorn
Just a Mettaur
from Alligator New York City
Since: Jan, 2018
Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Just a Mettaur
#18269: Jul 8th 2021 at 8:16:42 AM
Changed my tributes.
A great Mascot Mook.
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#18270: Jul 9th 2021 at 5:50:17 AM
Fixed Molly pic.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Philip
#18271: Jul 9th 2021 at 7:29:49 PM
I can’t wait for this one
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#18272: Jul 10th 2021 at 7:07:52 AM
Psyche and Faith have set up the save for Kaf.
EDIT: And he got a good one!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 10th 2021 at 4:45:11 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
#18273: Jul 10th 2021 at 6:19:39 PM
The Bloodbath:
Welcome to the 168th season of the Hunger Games, the last season before the 13th Battle Royale!
The
Bloodbath:
- Lotsa people getting stuff, running away, and getting invites to other shows!
- PFFFFF-The fuck kinda skeleton scared that big dino, man? Was it a bigger dino, or just a human?
- Oh great. Now the Reaper has 3 guns!
- DORIYAH! Miss! Didya think you could strike all 8 at one strike?
- UBER KILL TIME!!!
- New Death calmly paints the insanity of the Cornucopia.
- Fawful CATS in a swimsuit. This is ridiculous.
- Ya forgot something, Abe?
- ...the fuck kinda "fun escape room"...
- Dubstepping? The hell kinda convoluted move would that be?
- SOLAR DANCE OF DEATH! Poor Voyager never stood a chance.
- Ah fuck, rip Vegeta and Bulma.
- ...that phage is s t r o n g.
- HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY- Okay that's creepy.
- Oh look, someone else is calmly recording shit in the Bloodbath.
- Geez, that's a cruel chase.
- GIMME DAT 3DS, SHEMP!
- Yeah New Death can go die, given who came back with Navi.
- The phage goes into Lyon, making her big and making her beat a dino in the process.
- ...some valuable shit you gave them, Gunner.
- "I SHALL BECOME A GOD OF A WORLD ANEW! [cackling]"
- FUCK THAT CRUEL HEDGEHOG FOR MAKING ROBOTNIK SUFFER!!!
- Like Captain Torres ever did shit.
- Aw fuck, poor Robin got stuck in a magical box.
- ...what? Why would you want your pet cat to shit candy bars?
- Is PM connected to that game console or something? Why is she spinning?
- THE REAPER DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY LEGS PFFFFFFF
- [pained Mario noises]
- OOF! What a kill failure!
- ...so you're telling me Curly Shemp's the host of Dangancord: Sky High Havoc? What?
- ...yeah no. You can't kill anyone whilst high, Wily.
- Oh god Vetape's gonna answer ridiculously to that question.
- Well Rasputin seems vile enough, hence the prayer worked.
Fallen Tributes
◊: Voyager, Vegeta and Bulma, New Death, Captain Torres, Robin, WQ, Rasputin
Warmaster23rat
Cayde the Sixth
from Nowhere.
Since: Apr, 2018
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cayde the Sixth
#18274: Jul 10th 2021 at 6:23:52 PM
Damnit King Hassan, you took your dirty boots, and walked all over the crisp white sheets of the bed Captain Torres just made.
Take him to Detriot
She/Her | inactive for now
#18275: Jul 10th 2021 at 6:24:36 PM
Is Dawn in that box? *shot*
And interesting... let's see how Red Velvet will meet their end, then.
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