Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Now that I've played through the 3-5 remasters well, still at 5's final chapter, I'll start nominating the playable characters from Yakuza 4 and 5!
Shun Akiyama◊ and Haruka Sawamura◊ (her Yakuza 5 "version", where she's 16 years old)
And woah, I'm a mass murderer? Well, guess I'll be back for the Death Battle!
Edited by Zanreo on May 9th 2020 at 1:16:50 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"Main: You've been hit by... You've been struck by...
Red flag for Little Boy. The Truck may be yellow flagged.
Reserve: Destroyers of Worlds
Edited by Oggy123 on May 9th 2020 at 8:15:14 PM
- Main tributes: Doctor Manhattan◊ (death◊) and Rorschach◊
Both are male.
Edited by ArgonianLorekeeper on May 9th 2020 at 12:06:46 PM
You can find me here now.Nope, eldritch horrors don't need flags.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"So I'm gonna start nominating characters from The Babysitters Club because... why not? I loved those books when I was a kid, and I think it'd be interesting to see how each member of the titular club fares in the Hunger Games.
So, let's go with Kristy Thomas◊ and Mary Anne Spier.◊ They're both 12 years old in the first few books, but they're 13 throughout the majority of the series, so let's go with that.
Welcome back, mate! Are you sure you just wanna nominate one tribute this season? You could have a second one for main tributes, and two reserves.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 9th 2020 at 6:01:34 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Main: Valac and Millionaire's Bane
"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."Hi! I've put the reserve tribute in the main team. I was just concerned about taking up unnecessary space.
You can find me here now.It's ok. We rarely use reserves these days anyway, and sometimes people even volunteers to pull out either or both of their tributes because someone else misses out. We've got quite the Newbie Boom these days....
Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 9th 2020 at 6:13:16 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Nine spots remain by my count!
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Night 7: "Do you want to hear about our great lord and savior Drifblim?"
Feast: "it gonna end soon don't worry"
Day 8: "Just kidding! [pushes Zan into Infinite Tsukuyomi range]"
Night 8: "So, we're doing Smash Bros? Sure, why not."
Day 9: "No, all my levels! All my moves!"
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"- (Player1) sends a message for (Player2) to meet at (his/her1) garage, but (he/she2) misreads and waits near the garbage instead. (Based on a TTS misread, but not a direct reference. Thought it was already in but apparently this was never posted or added?)
- (Player1) decides to BE SPICY and lend a hand.
- (Player1) is sick of (Player2) and (Player3)'s arguing and tells them to shut up once in a while so they won't get themselves killed over dumb things. (based on an AI Dungeon moment)
Edited by Zanreo on May 9th 2020 at 2:43:07 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"Emperor Palpatine◊ and Darth Vader◊
Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 9th 2020 at 5:04:10 AM
oh shit the season already ended
uhhh, here have Wizardry 8 party◊ and raocow
both should be safe
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"Oh boy.... here's hoping for something between Maul, Vader, Sidious and Ahsoka....
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Haven't done any events for a while... Heh heh heh.
General (10)
- (Player1) finds a runabout and shouts "I'll steal it! NO-ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"
- (Player1) makes a pun that is so bad it turns (him/her1) into an eldritch horror.
- (Player1).exe has reached maximum fluffiness.
- (Player1) drops (his/her1) glasses, then finds (he/she1) can see everything without (his/her1) glasses and awakens (his/her1) third eye.
- (Player1) loads (his/her1) shotgun with malicious intent.
- (Player1) kills (Player2), then revives (him/her2) as a hypnotised minion.
- (Player1) approaches a creepy haunted grand piano, causing it to bite (him/her1) to death.
- (Player1) kills (Player2) before (he/she2) can complete the introduction speech. (Bloodbath only)
- (Player1) turns everything above (Player2)'s neck into a fine, red mist.
- (Player1) fucking dies.
Darkwing Duck (3)
- (Player1) proclaims "I am the terror that flaps in the day! I am the (noun) that (verbs) your (noun)! I am (Player1)!" (Day only)
- (Player1) proclaims "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the (noun) that (verbs) your (noun)! I am (Player1)!" (Night only)
- (Player1) says that if the audience wants "grim and gritty", then (he/she1)'s happy to play the part and laughs manically.
- (Player1) gets non-fatally hoisted by (his/her1) own petard.
- (Player1) gets fatally hoisted by (his/her1) own petard.
Not Quite Sure Exactly What the Reference is Here (2)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) the latter's supposed to be in jail. (He/She2) replies that (Player1)'s supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps.
- (Player1) calls (Player2) a six-piece chicken McNobody.
X Ways to Die in Y (4)
- (Player1) makes a "ways to die in ((Player1)'s source material)" video.
- (Player1) makes a "ways to die in ((Player2)'s source material)" video.
- (Player1) makes a "ways to die in ((Player2)'s source material)" video. The last death in the video is the real (Player2) dying in the Arena. (2 dies; no killer)
- (Player1) makes a "ways to die in ((Player2)'s source material)" video. The last death in the video is (Player1) killing (Player2) in the Arena. (2 dies; killed by 1)
Eltorro64Rus (2) (Specifically Ten Thousand Years of Evolution)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) to go to Heaven, shoots (him/her2) and tells (him/her2) to tell the devil that (Player1)'s drunk.
- (Player1) bashes a rock against another one, turning them both into a flamethrower that burns down (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5).
- (Player1) says "maclunkey" to (Player2) before pulling a laser pistol on (him/her2). (Player2) shoots first. (1 dies; killed by 2)
- (Player1) says "maclunkey" to (Player2) before pulling a laser pistol on (him/her2). (Player1) shoots first. (2 dies; killed by 1)
Oh boy, it's time to finally nominate Homestuck characters!
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMINGI'd like to modify one of my old fatal events:
- Original: (Player1) wordlessly kills (Player2) after (he/she2) asks for a loan of 48. All remaining tributes immediately forget about (his/her2) existence.
- Edited: (Player1) asks (Player2) for some money. (Player2) wordlessly kills (him/her1).
Here's some new events:
- (Player1) hits (Player2) in the groin with a golf ball.
- (Player1) hits (Player2) in the groin with a football.
- (Player1) wakes (Player2) up to tell (him/her2) that (he/she1) had a nightmare about the Boogeyman. (Player2) tells (him/her1) not to be scared. [Night only]
- (Player1) wakes (Player2) up to tell (him/her2) that (he/she1) had a nightmare about the Boogeyman. (Player2) screams and warns the rest of the camp. [Night only]
- (Player1) wakes (Player2) up to warn (him/her2) that there might be a Boogeyman in their camp. (Player2) screams. [Night only]
Edited by ArgonianLorekeeper on May 9th 2020 at 1:57:24 PM
You can find me here now.
That season was a wild ride, indeed.
For Mother's Day, here's Team MSB Moms: Ralphie's Mom◊ (nickname: Doctor Mom) and Wanda's Mom◊ (nickname: Journalist Mom)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"