Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Here's my sole Podium Finisher and I'll nom him alongside the same Tribute I nommed with him last time.
Meme'd Sumerian Peeps Round 2
- Ea-Nasir◊
- Source: IRL Merchants
- Pronouns: He/Him
- Status: Safe
- Sumerian Dog Joke◊
- Source: IRL jokes
- Pronouns: Singular It/Its
- Status: Safe, the joke is... well, the joke, not an actual dog.
Tank Dempsey◊ (From Call of Duty: Zombies, male, safe)
Spades Slick◊ (From Homestuck, male, safe)
This will be my last nomination 2 HGS, gonna retire cuz I've lost whatever interest I've had left.
Not even stars last forever.You understand that he is..
And my other (not podium finisher, but new) nominated tribute, welcomes you to his putting challenge
Lee Carvallo◊ (Male, Safe, from The Simpsons)
"Her grace and speed are quite impressive, so the rest of the pack think of her as an idol. She has lots of fans!"Oh joy, I can nominate in a BR!
- The Appalachian Mountains◊ (it/its, non-sapient landmass only, none of the population)
- The Grinch◊ (he/him, safe) (The Grinch 2000 movie)
I guess I'll settle for posting my highest-ranking tributes this cycle. I think it's been long enough for them?
- Pyra◊ (Season 302, 4th place)
- Source: Xenoblade Chronicles 2
- Pronouns: Female
- Flag: Safe
- Boston Building◊ (Season 301, 12th place)
- Source: Mario Kart series note
- Pronouns: Genderless, It
- Flag: Safe
- death image◊ (Haha, I thought to include it this time!)
Here are my qualifiers, both from Season 304. The Scug Siblings make their triumphant return!
- The Survivor◊ (death◊)
- Epicene (they/them; gender open to interpretation)
- Safe; do not ship with their sibling The Monk
- Source: Rain World
- The Monk◊ (death◊)
- Epicene (they/them; gender open to interpretation)
- Lime (estimated to be a young adult); do not ship with their sibling The Survivor
- Source: Rain World
Peter Griffin's Friends◊, all safe, all male, Peter Griffin is included.
Andross◊, a safe male malevolent primate scientist from Star Fox.
Edited by TheMemeMan on Dec 22nd 2023 at 6:36:06 PM
Nommed my PF with new pics, and since I got 2 PFs already, so no new tributes this season.
Pronoun: Female
Flag: Yellow, 17
Source: Oshi no Ko
Pronoun: Neuter
Flag: Safe
Source: Breaking Bad
Edited by Justkong033 on Dec 22nd 2023 at 7:16:48 PM
My sole PF and the only one I'm nominating:
Mr. Peanutbutter◊ - Male - Safe
Lilka◊, Female (14) From Wild ARMs 2
Clive◊, Male (30, Safe) From Wild ARMs 3
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.Minotaur◊ (it/its, ULTRAKILL, if you're wondering WTF is that strikeout, that's Painting the Medium)
Pawsitively Hissterical◊ (it/its)
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureNominations have been closed. We have 70 tributes this season!
- (Player1) transforms into a chair after being shown a picture of it on a phone by (Player2). (CD7909, CN7965; should be fatal like in Regular, also should be converted to this:)
- (Player1) (transforms/transforms/transforms/transforms/transform1) into (a chair/a chair/a chair/a chair/chairs1) after being shown a picture of it on a phone by (Player2).
- After (Player1) kil(ls/ls/ls/ls/l1) (Player2) on a train, (Player3) and (Player4) investigate [typeC2] (death/death/death/death/deaths2). (Player3) (searches/searches/searches/searches/search3) the trash cans for clues, but (finds/finds/finds/finds/find3) none – until [typeA3] and (Player4) investigate the lounge car. (CFD7024, CFN7065; P2 was set to kill P1 instead of the other way around)
- (Player1) drops a voodoo doll of (Player2) in some lava, summoning a giant flesh monster that kills (Player1) while (Player2) burns to death. (FD6772, FN6721; Taking You with Me)
- (Player1) eats (Player2) and ascends to Hell/Heaven. (FD3064/3099, FN3070/3106; should be converted/clarified to this since P1 doesn't die:)
- (Player1) (eats/eats/eats/eats/eat1) (Player2) and (ascends/ascends/ascends/ascends/ascend1) to Hell/Heaven before returning empowered by the angels/devils.
- (Player1) accidentally uses dynamite sticks as candles for (Player2)'s birthday cake. Oops! (FD3223, FN3143; should be converted/revised to this so it's clear only P2 gets killed:)
- (Player1) accidentally (uses/uses/uses/uses/use1) dynamite sticks as candles for (Player2)'s birthday cake. Oops! Good thing (Player1) stepped away quickly!
- (Player 1) buy(s/s/s/s/1) cell phones, sew(s/s/s/s/1) them into the shape of a heart and broadcast(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] action to the audience. Unfortunately, the tributes refuse to see it. (D17775, N18028; should be "(Player1)")
- (Player1) open(s/s/s/s/1) a folded autographed photo of (Player2) from (Player2), and (Player2)’s nose pops out from the photo and hits (Player1) in the face. “Your nose poked my eye out, (Player2)! Call an ambulance! Help!” (Player1) exclaim(s/s/s/s/1) as (Player2) beg(s/s/s/s/2) (Player1) to forgive [type1]. (D17944, N18244; should be corrected to this:)
- (Player1) open(s/s/s/s/1) a folded autographed photo of (Player2) from (Player2), and (Player2)'s nos(e/e/e/e/es2) pop(s/s/s/s/s/2) out from the photo and hit(s/s/s/s/2) (Player1) in the face. "Your nos(e/e/e/e/es2) poked (my eye/my eye/my eye/my eye/our eyes1) out, (Player2)! Call an ambulance! Help!" (Player1) exclaim(s/s/s/s/1) as (Player2) beg(s/s/s/s/2) (Player1) to forgive [typeB2].note
- (Player1) use(s/s/s/s/1) glue to stick (Player2)'s arms and legs together so [typeA2] can't fight. [TypeA1] then show(s/s//s/1) (Player2) [typeC2] baby pictures, and the happy memories make (Player2) good again. note (D18201, N18485; the stray "note" should be removed)
- (Player1) crack(s/s/s/s/1) open (Player2) for the cold ones. (Player2) predictably die(s/s/s/s/1) from being treated how a "cold one" would normally be treated. (FD7327, FN7371, FF441; should be "die(s/s/s/s/2)")
- It's okay for (Player1) to cry. It's okay for (Player1) to run away. [TypeA1] (was/was/were/was/were1) not made that strong. (D17055, N17283; was set to 2 tributes instead of 1)
- (Player1) declares (himself/herself/themself/itself/themselves1) a tribute of science. Or at least that's what (his/her/their/its/their1) horoscope told (him/her/them/it/them1). (D9625, N9715; should be upgraded to this so it's closer to the source:)
- (Player1) declares(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] (a man/a woman/a tribute/a tribute/tributes1) of science. Or at least that's what [typeC1] horoscope told [typeB1].note
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 25th 2023 at 12:48:28 AM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Sorry for the double post, but Map has sent the screens and save to Letooce! Also, there will be a follow-up poll after this season on whether or not we should keep this BR format going forward. We discussed some more alternatives to this on Discord such as reducing it to a "special" themed season, in case this format doesn't work out.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"23rd Reboot Battle Royale: Update 1
A pink and purple pegasus◊note is in the hosting booth.
"Get ready everypony, 'cause this season's about to be a good one!"
"Uh, not everyone watching this is a pony," A voice offscreen corrects.
"Sis, shut up! I haven't introduced you yet!"
"My name is Twist'n Turn, and this is the first ever inclusive Battle Royale! We got champions and newbies competing against each other, things are bound to get interesting! As your fun and exciting host, I'll match that craziness! I have plenty of special guests in store to help me, starting with..."
A light purple earth pony◊note joins Twist'n Turn.
"Pathfinder!"
"Why did I agree to this..."
"Now let's see who's participating."
"Not a bad roster if I say so myself. My bet is on one of the champions, but with a game like this, you never know what's gonna happen! If my sister Pathfinder could make the podium last cycle, anything is possible!"
"..."
"That should have been me."
"You're still not over that?"
"You should have died in the Bloodbath!"
"Speaking of the Bloodbath..."
- "Heh heh, Rear Bear! Rear Bear! That's hilarious!"
- "Uh, isn't this animal abuse?!" "What, just because it's a real animal getting knocked out, now it's suddenly immoral?"
- "Trillian gets the first kill! Off to a good start for one of the first placers!"
- "Tonya, for such an infamous tribute, you sure don't live up to the reputation with getting killed right off the bat. Disappointed."
- "Things would get too confusing if they were actually body-swapped." "And entertaining!"
- "That's the life of a tribute for you!" "Letooce, if you're hearing this, I beg you, don't nominate me again."
- "Hey Kana, what's up?"
- "I guess you can never be too careful." "Jay has luck already! How much more plot armor do they need!"
- "Boring practical stuff. That's not what we're here for!" "But it's important!"
- "That joke doesn't even make any sense!" "Your humor isn't broken enough to understand."
- "Fortnite sounds fun! Where are we dropping?" "Not now, Twist."
- "What naughty things has Las Revoires done to deserve a fate like that?"
- "Interesting combat choice." "Cool combat choice!"
- "Already prepared to kill! I like what I'm seeing!"
- "But- you can just- it's multiple days long and-" "Just stop trying to find logic."
- "Live your alcoholic dreams, Dogo!" "First of all, that's a kid! Second of all, he won't be using it for drinking!"
- "Same as usual? Boring! Next!"
- "Now that's more like it! Can't wait for Clive to dine in hell!"
- "1 in 68, at the moment." "Okay, nerd."
- "I like that dog! Can I keep him, sis?" "No, he's already owned by Stampy."
- "Says the mountains."
- "Backstory?! We don't need this! Skip! Skip!"
- "Leatherface, you are going to kill, and you are going to love it!"
- "And Season 297, idiot."
- "I don't trust any corporation's boogie criticisms!"
- "Sumerian Dog Joke, Congratulations!" Twist'n Turn claps. "On the stupidest death so far!"
- "Toxic strategy, but hey, if it works, it works!"
- "You should have quit while you were ahead." "But you just can't quit early! You have to go all the way!"
- "I shouldn't be surprised that the Grinch wants to kill everyone."
- "That weapon is so cool! Way more interesting than plan old bullets!"
- "Hey Toad Circuit, what's up?" "Why are you saying hello to a circuit?"
- "Arson! Arson! Arson!"
- "Furiosa got robbed! She deserved that kill, not to die herself! I don't care how merciful the RNG is!"
- "Sometimes all you can do is sit back and enjoy the ride!"
- "Surely not every tribute!" "Every. Tribute."
- "There can only be one Santa in this arena! If only the OG Santa was the one to kill him."
- "Which Slugcat is this? It has electric powers!"
- "Phew. There are at least some tributes in the arena who still value friendship." "Or they value betrayal."
- "Mr. Freeze thinks he already won the season, heh!"
- "Yes, do it! We LOVE President Snow deaths here!
- "See, if you're gonna be nominated constantly, at least be excited for it like Ellen is here! That's another chance to make history!"
- "Barnaby's dream better be to dominate the competition again."
- "Screw your pottery! Pottery is made for destroying!"
- "No duh, it's not called Interstate 13!"
- "All that time in hell and you only take a level in dumba-" "Language!" "I'm 16! Not 5! I can swear if I want to!"
- "I never thought a word would be so ominous."
- "Lucky. I want a 3DS!"
- "Yeah! Scare him, Ellen!"
- "Wow Survivor, you suck at being the Survivor! Haru's a better Survivor than you!"
- "Imagine if Audrey was a marijuana plant." "Don't."
- "Bye bye, Hisami!"
- "Colorless and green?! How is that-" "Sis." "Right, nonsense is the norm here."
- "Props to the ??? School, they know how to make people laugh!"
- "Hey Gordon, isn't it a beautiful day outside?"
- "Okay, just gain super speed by inhaling a chemical! That totally can happen in real life!"
- "The Grinch seems like a pineapple guy to me!"
- "Great idea! Tickle fight!" Twist'n Turn lunges at Pathfinder, but Pathfinder prys him off. "No! No! Let's stick with the season!"
- "Ha, ha ha! I get it! I totally get it! NO I DON'T!"
- "That seems like a game you can drown in." "That's part of the fun!"
- "I wish I had a book like that." "Nerd! Plus that's called the Internet!"
- "Dice juice isn't going to taste good."
- "At least it wasn't a sinkhole again."
- "Hey, wait! You thought you could hide from me? You're reincarnated Cody Griffin!"
- "Do you have enough voodoo dolls for the rest of the cast?"
- "Free food!" "Food?! No! Those are pets!" "Until times get tough."
- "Free foo-" "Okay stop, you're just saying that on purpose now!"
- "But- you don't have-" "You never listen, do you?"
- "Swordfish! My favorite instrument!"
- "Not interested! Poetry is boring!"
- "This isn't a boat of leisure, it's a boat of death! That's what you get for being too soft, Leatherface!"
- "What crime did the mountain commit, taking too much space?"
- "Another stupid death. Not as stupid as Sumerian Dog Joke, but good job!"
Fallen Tributes: Mene, Tonya, Sumerian Dog Joke, Tank, Furiosa, Merman Santa, Hisami, Leatherface, The Monk, Golduck, Spades, and Rare Bear. 58 tributes remaining.
Zaphod: 4
Trillian: 1
Tonya: 1
Uhtred: 1
Jesse's RV: 1
"And that's update 1!"
"Thank Celestia."
Twist'n Turn gasps. "Princess Celestia as a guest host would be awesome!note It could be the finale! I GOT to contact her for that! Pathfinder, would you be so kind and get her for me?"
"She's not going to do it."
"You don't know that! Ask her!"
"Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you."
Pathfinder leaves the hosting booth.
"Until then, there's a lot more coming your way, including the next guest! Up next!"
Edited by Letooce on Dec 24th 2023 at 11:16:23 AM
Hisami goes back to hell any%
Well, there's my final game. Already over. Very nice.
Edited by ZuggaluggalocoroG on Dec 24th 2023 at 10:02:44 AM
Not even stars last forever.Mr. Freeze, wat.
Oof, my PF'er became the first casualty
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Well, since a season is already underway, I cannot nominate and I am not ready yet aside from preparing some basic ideas that I could search around, but I want to ask something about the age policy - for the zombies from Zombie Land Saga, what age tag would be appopriate to mark them? Do I use whatever age their body physically were when they first died?
Aye, thanks, maybe you would need to clarify a rule in general is the characters' age is based on physical age, especially notable in ZLS's case considering the characters there who are zombies are chronologically older than they are physically.
For easy reference specific in this post: Tae (29) is marked as safe; Saki (18), Junko (19), and Yugiri (19) marked as Lime; Sakura (17) and Ai (16) marked as Yellow; and finally, Lily (12) marked as Orange
Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Dec 25th 2023 at 10:05:15 PM
Am really in the mood for being annoyed right now, yet helpless to do anything about the situation...I suppose he's celebrating the fact that he can be in a BR even if he's not a PF.
Yes.
But on the other hand, does everybody want Frozen Shade dead for being a non-PF this season? And uh... how do you Lilka someone? But hey, Derrick's making good use of that drill tail of his! (Shot by Ichi)
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 26th 2023 at 4:47:25 AM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"23rd Reboot Battle Royale: Update 2
"Welcome back! For the next guest, we have my best friend and partner in crime sometimes...
A cyan pegasus◊ enters the hosting booth.
"Tooney Looney!"
"Is this what you want me to do? I'm not so sure how I feel about this."
"I don't see why it's an issue. You're not a tribute, are you?"
"I guess not."
"Then there's no problem! Onto night 1!"
- "Yeah, let the RV kill him! It would be a lot funnier!"
- "That poster isn't true! The world is a wonderful place!" "The arena sure isn't!"
- "No, you're supposed to be killing President Snow! Not helping him!"
- "Woah, an ancient tomb! This arena really does have everything!"
- "Katniss has gone mad! That can't be good!"
- "Epic boss fight! You definitely have a fighting chance against other tributes!"
- "Another stupid death to add to the list of stupid deaths. Good job!" "I feel kind of bad."
- "Looks like powerful is something Maid Rin isn't!"
- "Why would you need a presentation on euthanasia?" "To use it on other tributes."
- "I never knew there was such a thing as drinking too much water. Please remember that, viewers!"
- "Are we watching the Hunger Games or a beauty tutorial?! Next!"
- "What does Poki know about MegaMan? Nothing!"
- "Hmm, Something isn't wrong."
- "You have no powers to begin with, you'll be fine."
- "Creeper! Aw man! So we back in the mine-"
- "HEY! I was in the middle of singing, Frog! I don't care about your song!"
- "I don't think Burger Kings can have thoughts to begin with." "In the arena, they can!"
- "Not as good as the Creeper Aw Man song but... You are, my fire!"
- "Oh Luck, it thinks it's gonna be alive long enough to have to go back to work."
- "Out of all dances, the hokey pokey? You could have picked a cooler dance move to scare the bear with!"
- "If there's anything scarier than tributes, it's the law!"
- "Pick a more sanitary method next time?"
- "I didn't have to see that." "I can safely assume MC Ride is on the nice list now."
- "Bye bye, Mr. Freeze!"
- "Jay, you're going up against an entire population. You already lost!"
- "Social Skills +1!"
- "What? Where did that group of four go?!" "Gone."
- ""Hand over your AI, now!
- "Goofus. Moving on!"
- "Oh, I see none of you liked Ea-Nasir that much..."
- "One Maxim Tomato and all of Andross' injuries go away, making room for new injuries!" "NO!"
- "Happy Hearth's Warming! You get a Pyra!"
- "The Ruler of Everything is so cool! I just have to go down to the arena and check him out!" "Not a good idea!"
- "Life does have meaning, I agree!"
- "Who needs powers when you have nanomachines?"
- "Pawsitively Hissterical is back?" "Nope! Just an AI! A spooky one!"
- "BOOM! If the Survivor didn't live up to their name before, they definitely don't now!"
- "Why did you hit yourself. Don't do that. :("
- "Yay! Saved from being stuck!" "Darn Santa and his niceness!"
- "Finally, that regular-old animal has interesting powers!
- "Never cook again. Unless you tried to kill Frozen Shade on purpose. In that case, keep it up!"
- "There's a joke I could make here." "What is it?" "Nah, I won't say."
- "Nobody is going to believe you're a ghost except 5 year olds!"
- "Well now you're both stuck in prison!"
- "Being against crime is a good thing!" "Not here."
- "Happy with your choice?"
- "Oh! That's definitely surprising, that's for sure!"
- "Dang! Burger King has moves!"
- "Gordon, on the other hoof, doesn't, but hey, it's funny!"
- "What? What does that mean?" "Please don't be like my sis."
- "The Les Revoires adult population x the Grinch. Sure, why not!"
- "Poki, you have low standards."
- "Boston Building is blind! Blind! How did you not see Trillian?!"
- "Just because you call yourself luck doesn't mean you have it!"
- "I hate the Mountains. They disgust me." "But... it's just mountains."
- "Yes, take a better look at all the tributes you'll take down later!"
- "WRONG! The Huntress was humming her theme from the hit game Dead By Daylight! Get good!"
- "I agree Kana, I don't get what's happening here. Especially about how a word now thinks you're beautiful."
Fallen Tributes: Pawsitively Hissterical, Maid Rin, Drolta, Mr. Freeze, Peter Griffin's Friends, Ea-Nasir, The Survivor, and Frozen Shade. 50 tributes remaining.
Zaphod: 4
Trillian: 1
Tonya: 1
Uhtred: 1
Jesse's RV: 1
Mr. Peanutbutter: 1
Minotaur: 1
"That's all for update 2! Tooney, you can leave now."
"Thanks for having me here, I guess."
"No problem!"
Tooney walks out of the hosting booth.
"The next guest should be here shortly, so I'll be back!
Of course Mr. Freeze dies stupidly.
Finally, I have a PF to nominate in the BR this cycle. I'm also gonna nominate a second non-PF tribute too.
Not following the Christmas theme because I'm saving that for next season as officially agreed upon.
Edited by Billy5545 on Dec 22nd 2023 at 4:12:46 PM
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).