Hunger Games Simulator

Your post is half-baked.

Also, no one deserves to be killed by Bubsy. No one.

moved the update.

edited 26th Mar '18 5:30:20 PM by dave_the_assassin

I'm starting to think that something might be glitching on Dave's end.

-blinks in confusion-

You okay there Dave?

Plausible explanation. I hope the connection situation gets better.

Error! dave.exe isn't working! Please use sledgehammer on computer to fix the problem.

Mind you guys, I kept losing what I wrote because I kept accidentally refreshing this thing. That, and this shit just keep glitching, yeah. Now HERE'S the proper thing.

Battle Music:

• Linkin Park - What I've Done (Instrumental)

Fate looms ahead in Night 2◊!

• According to the Random Trope button, the weasel gains the power of the Leatherman!
• A pedophile tortures Scrappy for its own amusement.
• A piece of trash chokes itself to the bin.
• Lickspittle loses his memories.
• A pussy cat murders a schoolgirl.
• Windbreaker breaks wind as he (or is that a she? I forgot) fires a potato cannon. Poor Zanreo, I pity you.
• Mitchell draws a fish like a French girl. Where are we, the RMS Titanic?
• Poochi may or may not be a Mary Sue.
• QUICK, GET AWAY FROM QUICKMAN.EXE!
• Umbridge turns out to have a VERY hidden heart of silver.
• Jar-Jar fails to spike someone else with a love potion.
• There's a rumor about Naru that both impresses and disgusts Xehanort.

Up is Down at Day 3◊!

• Mokap goes for MASSIVE damage! Honestly, I'm impressed.
• Nemo totally ran this season, not me.
• Kirino's just too big for Smash.
• Kale also cashes in on deaths.
• The weasel is so upset about its puny new power that it kills every holiday icons. Okay, it failed on that one, but it tried.
• Lickspittle/Papyrus, maybe?
• Windbreaker/Dina? Ugh.... NO.
• Umbridge suddenly wants to die. But she's given a Cruel Mercy instead.
• Xehanort unleashes a Beam Spam of light, darkness and magic. Sadly, not even Jar-Jar dies.
• Claptrap cannot avoid the trap of the Fan Disservice.

Fallen Tributes◊: Garbodor, Kohri, Gear and Whitney & Miltank.

edited 26th Mar '18 5:27:43 PM by dave_the_assassin

Well, Poochie kind of was a Marty Stu. This could carry over to him not being fazed by Scrappy's bone hurting juice.

Dina was spayed?! And why did you only say so the second time you did it?

And DATING START...?

Aaaand there goes my other tribute. (Not that I particularily mind with those guys...)

If only it was that easy to beat Whitney in HG/SS.

Pls nerf Mokap, thx Game Freak. Mokap should not be this good of a Fighting-type.

edited 26th Mar '18 7:19:49 PM by Mk_97

Guess I’ll join in for a bit. Anything special going on next season?

A challenger soon returns... Skiller 2!

The next season will be the last season before the Battle Royale. Just a heads up.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 24th 2022 at 8:03:44 PM

Oh, really? Cool. I actually have a tribute for it this time, yay!

Latest Database update released. If there's any work in the list that you think needs to be flagged, please let me know! Now onwards to Season 70: The One With… the "Freaky Friday" Flip!

Fun fact: That season was also Bubsy's first appearance.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 24th 2022 at 8:04:21 PM

Battle Music:

• Linkin Park - Figure.09 (Instrumental)
• Linkin Park - From the Inside (Instrumental)

No comment now, but here comes Night 3◊!

• Nudist!Umbridge?! Ugh..... NO. Pass that bottle of Brain Bleach, will ya?
• Papyrus to the rescue! Oh wait, nvm.
• Everybody gets mooned.
• Isaac gains the Omnitrix, huh?
• Dina dies. Then she lives again.
• Haiji turns out to be a goddamn robot. Wow.
• It seems after that "French girl drawing" session, Nemo and Mitchell wants to marry. Oh, sur- WAIT, WHAT?!. But even a Freddy Krueger expy has his standards.
• Kale loses an ear to Scrappy.
• Somebody really hates Kirino to the point that they placed a bounty on her.
• Poochie/Bubsy gives us an STD.
• Broly drops a tracker jacker nest on two unfortunate tributes.

The sun and a new day for us rises in Day 4◊!

• A couple of tributes tries to explain the birds and the bees.
• Jar-Jar got a Face Full of Alien Wing-Wong.
• Bubsy's overstress proves fatal for another unlucky tribute.
• Another couple of tributes decides to have a date in each other's company.
• Azmuth thinks of himself as the supreme.
• Naru gains a nuclear submarine. What are she going to do with it, blast that asteroid Axis out of Earth's orbit?
• Well, Nemo's now officially The Stoner.
• Mokap's not getting any luck with kisses.
• Umbridge's getting more powerful. Someone should stop her before she goes back to Tyrant Takes the Helm mode!
• Xehanort stumbles upon a prophecy foretelling of the Duck Hunt dog's defeat. At the hands of Scrappy Doo. We'll see about that one.

Fallen Tributes◊: Cheasel T Weasel, Felicia, Windbreaker and Pichu. Wow, so far, we have a streak of four deaths per update!

edited 27th Mar '18 1:14:26 AM by dave_the_assassin

I wish I could Obliviate what I just saw!

...

Looks like Papyrus isn't gonna be redeeming himself anytime soon...

And Jerry's just being Jerry.

The mental image of Broly doing the caramelldansen is pretty hilarious, not gonna lie.

Hipster Dampierre, eh?...◊

So Bubsy declared himself the final boss of this game, killed a couple tributes and gave Poochie a venereal disease. What could possibly go wrong?

Battle Music;

• Linkin Park - New Divide (Instrumental)

Darkness rises as Night 4◊ enters the scene!

• A bunch of scraps creates a new meme.
• No wonder Papyrus is this bad since Season 169.
• Nemo did something so terrible that Choi got a PTSD.
• Another surprise birthday party!
• Umbridge thinks Naru is a Mudblood and finishes them off. Painfully.
• Jar-Jar and Claptrap must get along!
• The compatibility tester seems to confirm Dina/Poochie.
• Scrappy sees a couple of tributes roasting him in their Scooby-Doo riff. Fortunately, he's pretty okay with it.

More hated characters outlives their contracts in Day 5◊!

• Broly is a Ben 10 fan, as Dina finds out.
• Bubsy has the Excalibur? Oh, Crap!!
• I never knew Nemo has a nose! Or maybe Kale just glued that carrot between his eyes?
• Scrappy tries setting things on fire. Fortunately for Mineru, he had his camp fire-proofed.
• Papyrus, a bunch of scrap, Jar-Jar, Mokap and Xehanort fails to give QuickMan.exe the Aang treatment.
• Somebody got pranked by a Pokemon.
• Umbridge has been worfed, in a karmic sense.
• Claptrap is such a fool!
• It seems we have our obligatory Cute and Psycho, everyone!
• A dog get a bronze medal.
• Mitchell gets VAC banned.

Fallen Tributes◊: Naru Narusegawa, Dolores Umbridge, Alfred Lickspittle, Choi Bounge and Mitchell Shephard. That's a slight step up!

Going by [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=14639073780A94605500&page=698#comment-17429 Ichi's theory]] back in that one season... I guess he was right all along!

Also, dogshipping... except that one is spayed while the other has an STD.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 24th 2022 at 8:06:52 PM

But cheating is by all accounts the only way to get through his game.

You can say that Gaben's banhammer fucked up his face.

edited 27th Mar '18 12:50:52 AM by GrafVonTirol

This game has made me hate Dolores even further. While I had no attachment with Naru, Dolores' action in killing her made me turn off of ever watching Order of the Phoenix at all. Thank god she was killed off the next day.

edited 27th Mar '18 12:53:10 AM by KLS2097