Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Gergiev has the supernatural power of communication. He'll make the barriers crumble. Just...try not to go insane, k?
There's a wolf huffing and puffing my house down! Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Mighty demon dog-thing
Do you like it cooked or raw?
I need more motivation to exercise
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Running from a serial killer counts as exercise.
My prom-dress has a nasty stain! Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
She'll paint another one for you to wear.
I'm walking somewhere alone at night, and I don't feel safe. Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Toyota 2000GT
I've gotcha. Now, you'll be safe inside a taxi. And if that's not enough, the guy behind the wheel will protect you. He did punch out two tigers out one time.
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My current job sucks!
Edited by JackCossack on Oct 7th 2019 at 8:58:50 PM
The Ice Queen
"Welcome to Catco Worldwide Media. You'll enjoy working here, trust me."
I've become a heat vampire who has to steal warmth to survive. Who can sate my hunger?
Toyota 2000GT
Can't go wrong with an XJ220. It'll sound awesome, it'll go fast and, relevant in your case, its engine will heat up enough to feed you.
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I need to get over this river, and there's no bridge in sight. What do I do?
Edited by JackCossack on Oct 7th 2019 at 9:21:26 PM
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Elphaba will just fly you over.
I think my house is haunted...
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
I thought sharks were my friends.
What better way to fight a ghost than with two more ghosts?
Every single nuclear warhead has just launched at the same time!
RIP KissAnime.
Tet just warps them out of existence and forbids everyone from launching nukes.
I fell into a frozen lake and now I'm gonna get hypothermia.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Space Molly Weasley
Baymax turns on his heating system and hugs you.
My nephew got lost in the carnival!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Pupper can sniff him out.
I can't sleep.
Heya there! I'm West.
I think Auth has some cammomille or something... you will be ok.
Nobody has commented in my forum thread since yesterday!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heya there! I'm West.
bump
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Batman has more the enough internet knowledge to revive an old thread.
Deutsch sprache sphare sprache. translation= German is hard. I want to learn it faster!
Edited by vjoi on Nov 12th 2019 at 2:42:20 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Steffi is fluent in German and English. She can teach you.
I'm in a medieval prison for a crime I didn't commit!
TRS Wick Cleaning
Doomguy may be an expert at fighting demons but he didn't assault his superior for being ordered to fire on civilians for nothing. With large guns and armor, he can effortlessly get you out and intimidate everyone so they back off and let you be in peace.
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I got sent to a prison space station in a shadowy, uncharted part outside of our Solar System!
Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 12th 2019 at 2:56:50 PM
dork: silent assassin
All in a day's work for a Tenno.
So, uh, I need a reliable, trusted person who can source me some rare earth minerals. You know, like Uranium and such. For perfectly legal and non-shady purposes. Yes.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Showtime!
Entrapta probably has access to Rare Earth Metals for constructing her bots, and her No Social Skills mean she won't realize how shady you are
This door to door salesman won't leave!
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?
Dagded Dujardin
If that salesman knows what's good for him, he'll run.
My phone is completely busted and I can't afford a new one
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 15th 2019 at 2:16:17 PM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
In Mother Russia, suitable phone checks suit you, ah?
I have Writer's Block.
Just a Mettaur
Polly is a teacher, so maybe she could give you some tips on writing.
I've been wrongly accused of a crime.
A great Mascot Mook.
Buttercup Cottonwood (aka Mistress Marevelous) is a detective. She can find out who really dunnit and clear your name.
I want to go out and get a cup of coffee, but there's a pandemic going on out there.
G5 sucks.
Zuko makes the kid leave you alone with some threats.
I am lost in a foreign city and cannot communicate with anyone due to language barrier.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."