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The elephants think I'm a poacher, stomping me to death.
The next poster is in self isolation in a bunker, and stumbles across a fluffy bunny plushie.
The Draftsman of Doom
I die of pneumonia, due to mold from the plushie.
The next poster has an artistic license in biology.
I don't mean to mention Brittany's death in bad taste, I am just pointing out that people like Brittany have really died due to similar circumstances, and her house's decay was initially thought to be a factor in her death.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 14th 2020 at 12:49:33 PM
Feels good, don't it?
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I know that All Animals Are Dogs, so I decide to create the first ever domesticated hippopotamus. Instead, I do three things; get my abdomen chomped, unleash a wild and unpredictable animal on the DC tri-state area, and get myself on the hook for the misdemeanor of disturbing the peace.
The next poster decides to commit the cardinal sin of badassery: looking at explosions.
eh
The Council Of Badasses- consisting of legendary names such as John Wick and Doom Slayer and more exile me from the Council from committing this cardinal sin.
in an attempt to restore my lost honor, i stab myself with a katana.
TNP got warped into their favorite media! hopefully you don't die a gruesome death. but considering the nature of this thread, well..
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I am warped into a disc of "Mario is Missing"... as in, my body has transformed into a game disc. Not even a good one, either!
TNP is a researcher carrying a vial of SCP-447 (The one that's a goo that's not supposed to touch dead bodies).
i lived bitch
It does touch a dead body. I get [REDACTED]
TNP is travelling through Raccoon City...a hour before the missile strike hits.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
I die from the nuke because i didn't escape.
TNP is getting a anal probe.
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As it happens, the aliens that I presume are probing my anus are carrying microbes that are fatal to all carbon based lifeforms. Hopefully they consider my species too puny to bother with.
TNP is the villain of an anime! Too bad it's also the the 4kids dub.
Not Sherlock Holmes
I eat a riceball but it’s filled with jelly. That I’m deathly allergic to.
TNP is, inexplicably, a diving suit.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
The guy inside of me accidentally pumps too much oxygen in me and I pop. He dies with me.
TNP has a sensitive gag reflex. He/they | Mostly here on my free days
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My oversensitive gag reflex, although annoying, does not prove to be my undoing by an ironic method. I live happily, and die of natural causes at age 86, surrounded by my family and loved ones.
TNP gets into a car accident. They survive (for now), but their sight is forever scarred...
Edited by Kappaclystica on Apr 16th 2020 at 2:23:06 PM
i lived bitch
I get into another accident...that is, I run into a roller coaster. Surprisingly, that's not what kills me; it's the treatment I get afterwards.
TNP has to deal with four machine learning AIs in a video game that are utter buffoons.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
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Wha- why do you buffoons have the accuracy of a Leper? Are you sending Quad Lepers into a Hag boss fight? Do SOMETHING right! AAAAAAAAAAA!
TNP likes trains.
The man behind the slaughter
I get run over by a truck while watching a train go by.
TNP is walking down the street when they spot something in the bushes.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Not Sherlock Holmes
It’s a monstrous centipede, and it burrows deep into my flesh and eats me to the bone from the inside.
TNP is playing WarioWare.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Braids From S286 Not Included
I fail to complete the minigame in time and get brutalized.
TNP is being scolded by their parents.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
...
Tensions eventually rise to a point where someone literally explodes, taking the entire house with them.
TNP is The Starscream to someone else.
...
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I am literally Starscream. No, I'm using literally properly here, I am a Starscream Transformers toy. I eventually get thrown away, and spend my last moments in an incinerator, my plastic melted in agony.
TNP is inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule.
Edited by Kappaclystica on Apr 19th 2020 at 12:57:37 PM
eh
Unfortunately, in this reality where I get sealed inside the capsule, the scrapped Porky's death scene wasn't scrapped at all, and therefore, I die.
TNP is existing in this dimension without permission.
Edited by Awe921 on Apr 19th 2020 at 1:00:50 PM
Realizing this, I go to a new dimension. A 1 dimensional dimension.
The next poster just switched bodies with a snail.
Edited by jaketroper on Apr 21st 2020 at 1:34:14 PM
The Draftsman of Doom
I am served at a French Restaurant.
Next poster gets salmonella from improperly prepared snails.
Feels good, don't it?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
I spend too long trying to work out why I ate snails in the first place in stead of getting the salmonella treated. I die quite quickly.
TNP is practicing social distancing.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
I get sick of this social distancing rule that i blow up the earth.
TNP got the cheese touch.
Edited by OwenL on Apr 21st 2020 at 5:54:48 AM
It's so vile that I die instantly.
The next poster's friend just slipped off of a cliff.
Instructions unclear, there is a pile of ticks on me. I enter the Guiness Book of World Records for most severe case of Lyme disease... posthumously.
The next poster is on The Stakeout watching for elephant poachers.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Apr 14th 2020 at 9:19:10 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.