GAME OVER: PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

The scared people band up to kill me, and they succeed.

TNP is in a maze, near the exit.

The Final Boss blocks the way and kills me with their strongest attack, because I came in unprepared.

TNP is watching a So Bad, It's Good movie with their friends.

We were all too busy laughing at a poorly-acted scene. Since one of my friends was playing a drinking game at the time, he absentmindedly threw his whiskey bottle back towards me, making contact with my head and somehow (given the game) I explode into a bloody pulp.

TNP is making last-minute purchases on the Steam sale.

I go poor and die a day later.

TNP is in Mortal Kombat.

I get my soul stolen by Shang Tsung.

TNP is in an underwater cave inhabited by demon snakes.

I only start to struggle when my coffin hits the bottom, and i become snake food.

The next poster forgets to take off their pants before using the toilet.

I die from the embarrassment from everyone laughing at me.

TNP is trying to keep their new year resolution.

My resolution was to get more sleep. After missing five nights in a row, I try to drive. Watch Out for That Tree! (CRUNCH, squish)

The next poster is being walked by a Big Friendly Dog.

You are walked into traffic and get hit by a car. The dog doesn't get hit.

TNP is wearing a pink frilly dress.

Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Jan 14th 2020 at 8:39:28 PM

I trip on a staircase and fall down the stairs because I can't wear a dress properly without falling over. I then die of a broken neck due to the fall.

TNP is being robbed by a Gentleman Thief.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jan 14th 2020 at 10:07:33 PM

He stole my heart...literally.

FATALITY.

The next poster is doing an endgame-level raid with THE Leeroy Jenkins.

knowing that he WILL ruin the raid by charging there first, i attempted to scout the area, only for the boss to show up where we were standing to brutally kill the both of us

tnp looks like complete crap

The mirror cracks when I look at it, and glass shards fly right into my brain.

TNP is fixing a mirror.

I don't notice Dracula sneaking up and biting into my jugular vein.

The next poster is a creepy professor.

I cackle menacingly for so long that my esophagus spasms and I suffocate. My body is then experimented on and posed obscenely for the amusement of broke college students.

TNP is tap-dancing for the elementary school talent show.

I can't tap dance so the person whom forced me into this straight up kills me.

TNP is in a stationary car in the middle of nowhere, with nobody else around. At least it's a beautiful day.

It's a daylight horror work! You are brutally slaughtered by a hideous monster!

TNP is reading trashy fanfiction.

The fan-fiction is so bad that my brain implodes, killing me instantly.

TNP is holding a baby.

The brat turns into a flaming monster, then a metal...thing, and his mom catches him. I indulge in a monologue vowing vengeance, only to be vaporized when the dad throws a vehicle, causing me to fly into a jet engine. Some kid on the ground says "That was totally wicked!"

The next poster is flying a jet.

Some idiot flies into my engine, damaging the propeller. I crash the plane and die instantly.

TNP is minding their own business in a house under an air traffic route.

A plane flown by someone related to the previous poster crashes into my house, killing me in the resulting fire.

TNP is trying to catch a bunch of monkeys with a net.

I catch myself and can't get out. In my attempt to fight my way out of the net I inadvertently roll off a cliff.

TNP is filming a nature documentary about shrews.

They think I taste delicious, so they swarm me.

The next poster is trying to see if Carmen Sandiego is wearing panties.

For being a pervert, my nose is driven into my brain, creating a real nosebleed, which I drown in.

TNP is celebrating Christmas a month too late.

I'm trampled to death by an angry mob.

TNP is on the bus.