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"Nothing's edgier than casual misogyny."

"It's ironic. Women suck blood out of men every day. But at the end of every month, it leaks out."
The Photographer, Murder-Set-Pieces

"Shar-teel, your lot in life is to bake cookies and bear children, now shut up."
Eldoth Kron, Baldur's Gate

"Well, guys are much stronger and better at sports than girls are."

"You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

Bill: Well, listen up, bitch, because I'm onto you! I watched you sittin' there, laughin' at us, mockin' us, shovin' your tits in our faces to work us all up! You can't stand seein' us get along so you gotta stick your twat where it doesn't belong to try to cunt everything up! Well, it won't work! You may have ruined fandom — you and all the other cultural immigrants who invaded our territory — but you won't ruin us! This club is bitch-free! Hear that, you venom-dipped whore cunt! THIS CLUB IS BITCH-FREE!
Pete: Wow. I mean, I'm someone who thinks women ain't much more than receptacles, an' even I'm offended by that shit.
The Eltingville Club, by Evan Dorkin.

Sunny Jim: Hey, Tubo! Want to buy a human female?
Tubo: What's wrong with her?
Sunny Jim: (sighs) Loose jaw.

"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking…"

"You are speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife."
Jafar to Jasmine, Aladdin

"Why don't you lay back and enjoy being inferior?"
Krug Stillo's attempt to have sex with Sadie, The Last House on the Left

"Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence."
Chi Fu, Mulan

"You're much more attractive with your mouth shut!"
Elijah Kalgan, Space Mutiny

"Girls break nails. Guys break records."
Paulie Pretztail, Viva Piñata

Tall Frog: See, it's not so bad, is it? It's pretty good. It's a good game. And a woman is in it.
Short Frog: Where is it? I don't see it at all.
Tall Frog: What is "it"?
Short Frog: The woman.
Tall Frog: Are women really just objects to you—
Short Frog: Unquestionably. Un-fucking-questionably. They are—they are dirt beneath my frog boot.