Quotes / Boastful Rap

The unholy moley
Underworld bully
I will crush those who oppose me
Just like mummy told me
My ambitions are cavernous
My motto is avarice
With loot, I get so amorous
For gold, I am ravenous

My manner is bombastic
My statements, sarcastic
My flow's pyroclastic
My legend's dynastic
Yeah, when I rise like Lazarus
My odor is always hazardous
Your skill is, at best, average
There's no way you can handle this!

— Fortissimole, "Notorious D.I.G.", Crypt of the NecroDancer

Rhyme after rhyme it's the same topic
What make you think you hardcore cuz you was raised in the projects?
Broke ass finally got a hundred in your pocket
Now you on the mic spittin' money's no object

— Binary Star, "Honest Expression"

I'm a soldier at war I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes been rappin' for ten years and
Even when I'm braggin' I'm bein' sincere

— LL Cool J, "I'm Bad!!"

I just might catch you slippin'
Gettin' paid is my intuition
It's my ambition
Just to put the city under siege
More death more Gs

— Sick YG, "Ain't That Funny", MadWorld

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man,
I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can!
I'm a tough tootin' baby, I can punch-a your buns!
Punch-a your buns, I can punch all your buns!
If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!

— Baby Finn, "Memory of a Memory", Adventure Time

You're the ugliest American since Clark Griswold... Why would I want to hear the exploits of some obnoxious American recounting his gross sex tourism? Christ, where's Eli Roth when you need him?

—Todd in the Shadows on Jason Derulo's "Talk Dirty"

I am not throwing away my shot!
I am not throwing away my shot!
Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy and hungry
And I’m not throwing away my shot!
I’mma get a scholarship to King’s College
I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish
I gotta holler just to be heard
With every word, I drop knowledge!

—Alexander Hamilton, "My Shot", Hamilton

I practiced the law, I practically perfected it
I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it
Now for a strong central democracy; if not, I’ll be Socrates
Throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities!

—Alexander Hamilton (again), "Non-Stop", Hamilton

I wrote my way out of hell
I wrote my way to revolution
I was louder than the crack in the bell
I wrote Eliza love letters until she fell
I wrote about the Constitution and defended it well
And in the face of ignorance and resistance
I wrote financial systems into existence
And when my prayers to God were met with indifference
I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance!

—Alexander Hamilton (once more), "Hurricane", Hamilton

I'm walking taller than giants
They oughta call me Goliath
I'll face a god in defiance
And strike 'em harder than lightnin'
It's in my blood, when I'm fightin'
Feels like I'm conquering titans
Just like my father's done - I wanna be like him...
Sorry Valhalla, it's time
The heavens fall from the sky
I read a rune; it said that you would all die
Because I know my mythology
And no prophecies lie
I'll become stronger than Father
And that's a promise of mine!

—JT Music, "Follow Father"

I'm not sayin' I'm number one, uhh... I'm sorry, I lied
I'm number one, two, three, four and five!

— KRS-One, "Step Into a World"

Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
The best of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles
I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell
I break 'em down whether they're solid or frail
Unlike the rest I'm independent since my first breath
First test, feel the right, than the worst's left!

—"Unknown from M.E. (Theme of Knuckles)", Sonic Adventure

"DOOM
Every time I step in the room, I bring DOOM
The outcome is sorrow and gloom, I bring DOOM
The prospect of tragedy looms
Domination I presume, enemies I consume"

—Hip-Hop Comics, "DOOM!"

I'm the king of rock! There is none higher!
Sucker MCs should call me sire!
To rule my kingdom, you must use fire!
I won't stop rockin' 'till I retire!

—Run–D.M.C., "King of Rock"

So anyway, now hear the sound
Of the very best rapper for miles around
Yes, I'm the fellow who's where it's at
There's absolutely no denying that
Yes I'm the apex, I'm the best
I'm considerably better than all the rest
The acme, the zenith, the tippest of the top
The ne plus ultra, the hippest of the hop
The summit, the pinnacle, the highest of the high
The apogee of rappers, that's I!

—P.D.Q. Bach, "Classical Rap"

I’m the type of girl
That everybody type
Double tap, tap, tap
What everybody like
You can check my stats
Got everybody’s eye
And I run them laps
Round everybody’s mind
All of these girls on some uppercase shit
That mean they all cap
Being the best at whatever I do
That’s sounding on brand

— BLACKPINK, "Typa Girl"

Started from the bottom and I'll never look back!
Look at all my haters, y'all makin' 'em mad!

I'm ready for a fight! When it's on, it's on!
I'm charging like a bull! When it's on, it's on!

When it's all said and done, they gon' call me a legend!
I'd love to break bread, but I'd rather break records!

—Street Fighter 6, Versus Character Splash screen

Nice to meet ya, now I'm here to beat ya
With full force, mess up your facial features!
Hasta la vista, I'm sonnin' all y'all Little Caesars!
All y'all stuff your face with is pizza, pizza!
Crack like a hardboiled egg on Easter, Easter!
See these muscles on me? I could beat your teacher!
I'll defeat Leonardo, y'all become the weakest!
I take off all'a your masks and dismantle ya features!
Shredder! I cross the line like a letter!
Smash all of you turtles, put you back together!
Indeed, I squish turtles like a tight girdle!
Any obstacle, I clear it like a high hurdle!
My stomach cringes for all you fake ninjas!
Fightin' you, I'll win and show you what revenge is!
Diabolical moves, strike with mad vengeance!
Ask Splinter, he know I'm comin' with bad intentions!

— First verse of "We Ain't Came to Lose", Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge

Steel faced Foot Clan villains and more!
We're heroes in a half-shell goin' to war!
Got the city on under siege and they holding the fort!
Got extra-large pizza boxes all on the floor!
Get sized up by a negative force!
Your time's up on whatever you thought!
Individuals starving the floss!
So the samurai sword's on point for the course!

Dangerous metals, high like the reign of terror!
The twilight meets the reign of Shredder! (Where Shredder at, man?)
All for one and train together! (We trainin'!)
Through dark clouds and the strangest weather!
Breaking news, the frontlines sprayed with ooze!
No sunshine, only dangerous rules!
We fly with nunchucks that'll tame your crews!
Then lace the enemies, we ain't came to lose!

— Second verse of "We Ain't Came to Lose", Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge

I'm here to go beyond my limit, not to compromise!
And you can tell me if I mean it, looking in my eyes!
'Cause I've been waitin' for my moment to strike!
So come close, let me show you what it's like, yeah!

You can try to stand in my path, but you're gonna regret it!
I'll be the one who laughs last while I'm making my exit!
'Cause this is only for the strong of heart, not if you get it!
And no matter what the outcome, you better accept it!

I can cut right through steel!
I can bury the pain!
So go down for a second!
Just get out of my way! (Out of my way!)

You cheat and you steal!
I'm not letting it go!
So take this as a lesson!
'Cause it's all that we know!

— "Find Your Flame", Sonic Frontiers (raps by Tyler Smith)

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