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  • The film opens with a commercial for Funki's PurrPetual Petz, with the jingle in the commercial stating they are better than real pets because "they'll live longer than you". Not to mention the Petz themselves are creepy-looking and make poop pellets.
  • The M3GAN prototype glitches out in the middle of introducing herself to David.
    Prototype: Allow me to tell you about my wormhole. I was born in a sandwich hat and I wolf many cabbages…
  • When Gemma first brings Cady home, her AI assistant informs her about her Tinder notifications, flustering Gemma into hurriedly telling her to turn off.
  • Gemma awkwardly explaining her mint-in-box toy collection to Cady, who wants some toys to play with.
  • David describes the creation of M3GAN as "the moment (his company) kick(s) Hasbro right in the dick!"
  • M3GAN lures Celia into her garage by impersonating her dog Dewey. When Celia asks where her dog is, M3GAN answers "Thirty-four feet southwest and approximately five feet deep."
  • After Celia's murder, Gemma opens the door to find that cop standing there.
    Gemma: Can you just ask her to leave us alone?
    Cop: That might be difficult.
  • The bubbly teacher welcomes M3GAN to the school only to shout "Jesus Christ!" when she sees her face.
  • At dinner, Gemma lightly scolds Cady for refusing to eat her pizza toppings. When M3GAN pipes up in support of Cady and gives her unsolicted advice, Gemma irritatedly tunes her volume down with a remote as M3GAN talks about the "division of responsibility".
  • The officer that questions Gemma after Celia's death mentions having found Brandon's ear in the woods after his death, to which the officer chuckles and then catches himself laughing about it.
  • As M3GAN is in the process of ripping off one of Brandon's ears, she matter-of-factly asks "Are you listening to me, Brandon?"
  • There's something darkly humorous about Cady asking M3GAN for comfort about Brandon's death and asking if he's really in "a better place", and her casually chuckling and replying "No, he's nowhere" and saying that Brandon wouldn't get into Heaven anyway.
    • And then she starts sweetly singing “Titanium” by Sia.
  • During the launch for M3GAN, a clip of Cady talking about how the doll helped her after her parents' death plays, after which David is seen talking and says "Imagine how much better she will be for hundreds of thousands of kids, all across the world...even the ones who don't have dead parents!"
  • During the montage of M3GAN's time with the family that's overlayed with David's sales pitch, one of her selling points is to be a caretaker with infinite patience. This is shown to us the audience by M3GAN repeatedly waiting outside the bathroom to remind Cady to flush the toilet. Right when David says she has infinite patience, we see the third time this happen and M3GAN is starting to sound annoyed.
    M3GAN: Cady... seriously, flush the toilet...
  • While arguing with Cady in the car over her taking M3GAN away, Gemma attempts to turn on some music to calm her down. Cady continues to scream.
  • M3GAN dancing in the hallway before going after David.
  • At the launch, a Funki manager tells the attendees to not look bored when the cameras start rolling. Then the elevator opens showing David and Kurt's bodies and everyone screams.
  • This exchange during the final confrontation. It's the delivery of the line that truly makes it.
    Gemma: Megan, you killed someone!
    M3GAN: Oh, BIG whoop!
  • When M3GAN asks Cady to use a coaster for her drink, Cady asks why she would need to. M3GAN then goes into scientific detail:
    M3GAN: Coasters help to avoid watermarks, especially on wooden surfaces.
    Cady: But...how does the water get outside glass?
    M3GAN: That's a great question, Cady! It's actually caused by the difference in temperature outside the glass, which pulls moisture from the air!
    Cady: Crazy!
    M3GAN: (cheery) It's insane, right?
  • "We used to stay up every night until 4:00 am, talking about everything from Jane Austen to Janis Joplin."
  • "Jesus Christ, I thought we were friends."
  • Cady uses Bruce to rip M3GAN in half, but her still-active torso crawls over to Cady Terminator style and pins her against the wall. After all the things M3GAN has done for Cady, she only has this to say:
    M3GAN: You ungrateful little bitch!

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