The following is the Squirrel Boy drinking game. Drink every time:
- "Rodney!" is said in the intro.
- Andy and Rodney play their Calvinball games.
- An Incredibly Lame Pun is made.
- Department of Redundancy Department appears.
- Mr. J is annoyed, bothered, and tormented by Rodney, or whenever bad things happen to him out of the blue. Say goodbye to your liver!
- If he ever gets a happy ending, chug your whole drink as this is a very rare occurrence. Down between two and four drinks if his happy ending is not a result of It Makes Sense in Context.
- The episode ends with the closing notes of the Theme Tune.
- Kyle and/or Salty Mike bully Andy and/or Rodney for no apparent reason.
- If they ever show any Pet the Dog moments, down your whole drink! Down between two and four if these moments aren't subverted in one way or another.
- A character (Andy in particular) gets blamed for another character's wrongdoings.
- An antagonist or Rodney is a Karma Houdini.
- Oscar's parents exhibit their overprotective parenting and implied OCD.
- Rodney eats a whole bunch of food.
- Rodney doesn't take the fall for his own actions and tries to shift the blame towards others.
- Rodney behaves like a Large Ham.
- In "Ice Cream Anti-Social", take a drink every time the ice cream truck-esque Diegetic Soundtrack Usage is heard on Sludgy Dave's truck.
- Better yet, chug through the entire montage of character revealing their secrets.
- Every time Rodney claims his hat sells the sandwiches in "A Line in the Sandwich".
