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"This is an extreme thirst!"

Who makes viewers get drunk from under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!

Warning: You will get very drunk.

  • When Mr. Krabs says "money money money," drink.
    • Better yet, finish a whole bottle if he isn't greedy during a scene.
    • Down a whole kegger if he appears in an episode and isn't greedy at any point.
  • When Squidward gets injured, drink.
  • Whenever Patrick eats something, drink.
  • Whenever Patrick does something stupid, drink.
  • Whenever Squidward yells at SpongeBob and/or Patrick, drink. Have an ambulance on standby, and make sure not to watch "Good Neighbors" while doing so.
  • Drink whenever Squidward screams. We sincerely recommend you do not use alcohol for this challenge.
  • Whenever SpongeBob laughs, drink.
  • Whenever Patrick gives bad advice, take a drink.
  • Whenever a character is skinned alive, take a sip.
  • When Plankton's scheme fails, take a drink.
  • When SpongeBob crashes a boat at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, take a drink.
    • As an extension, do the same every time SpongeBob crashes into the Krusty Krab in "Tutor Sauce".
  • Take a drink every time Gary meows. If you take this challenge while watching the episode "Treats!", for the love of Neptune have an ambulance on standby.
  • Take a drink when Squidward badly plays his clarinet. Take another one if someone complains about it. Finish your drink if the complainer is SpongeBob or Patrick.
  • If Mr. Krabs gives up his money, finish your drink.
  • Whenever you see a handlebar mustache, drink.
  • Whenever something bad happens to Sandy, take a big drink. You'll need it. If something bad happens to Gary, finish your drink.
  • If Patchy the Pirate shows up, take a drink.
  • Whenever SpongeBob cries, take a drink. If you value your life, don't watch "All That Glitters" or "A Day Without Tears." If a character other than SpongeBob cries, take two drinks.
  • Whenever someone is arrested, take a drink. Two if it's for littering. If you are watching the episode "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful," then good luck.
  • If something good happens to Squidward, finish your drink.
  • If the episode has Squilliam Fancyson in it, drink whenever someone mentions his unibrow. Finish your drink if he brags about it.
  • Drink whenever getting through an episode without laughing or being disturbed.
  • Whenever SpongeBob and Sandy do karate, take a drink. You might not want to watch any episode centered on karate.
  • If SpongeBob's brain is shown, take a drink. If watching the "Whirly Brains" episode while doing this, exercise caution.
  • If a character other than SpongeBob is voiced by Tom Kenny, take a drink. Finish your drink if you're watching the episode "Karate Choppers," since the hot sauce drop has his face.
  • If an episode features a Medium-Shift Gag, drink.
  • Take a drink if Patrick comes up with something smart (or says something smart). Have fun watching the episode "Patrick SmartPants"
  • Take a drink anytime customers walk out of the Krusty Krab due to bad service. Take two if they say they're going to the Chum Bucket.
  • Drink every time you laugh at an episode. If you don’t have any physical media release of show, don’t have a cable box hooked up to your TV, or couldn’t afford a streaming service that has SpongeBob but you still want to do this challenge, look up any SpongeBob-centric "try not to laugh" compilation on YouTube.
  • Finish your drink every time Squidward squirts ink. If you're watching "Ink Lemonade", take a shot instead. Or better yet, don't.
  • Drink every time Rube Goldfish (the purple cameraman fish) says "Amazing!"
  • Finish your drink if you see a character from Kamp Koral or The Patrick Star Show.
  • Drink upon every bubble transition. Have fun if you're watching "License to Milkshake" or "Tutor Sauce".
  • Take a shot any time you see a time card.
  • Take a shot if you hear an incarnation of "What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?". This includes the commonly used title card theme that is first heard in "Selling Out".
  • Drink whenever SpongeBob and/or Patrick receive no comeuppance for doing something stupid. Finish your drink if Squidward or any other characters get punished instead.
  • Take a shot if you see a character get Drunk on Milk.

  • If you're watching a Season 1 episode, where they used cel animation, take a big drink. We sincerely recommend you do not use alcohol for this challenge.
  • When you hear dialogue or a sound byte reused from an earlier episode in Season 2, drink.
  • Whenever you see a pulsating vein in Season 6, drink.
  • Whenever a goofy facial expression (like this) is seen in Season 10 or later, drink. Please do not use alcohol for this challenge. Extra points if you do it on "Mimic Madness", "Sportz?", "Krabby Patty Creature Feature", "Ink Lemonade", or "SpongeBob in Randomland".
    • This can also be done in the "Face Freeze!" episode, and trust us, it will be as common as most episodes from the aforementioned seasons.
  • If you see a reference to a pre-movie episode in an episode from season 10 or later, drink. If you see a reference to a season 6-8 episode instead, finish your drink.

  • If you're in for wanting to try for a drink every time you hear a specific word, the following are some great places to try. Avoid using alcohol while you're at it, though:
    • If you're watching "Chocolate With Nuts", drink every time Tom yells "CHOCOLATE!"
    • During the episode "Can You Spare a Dime?" take a drink every time you hear the word "job."
    • Any time someone yells "ghosts" in "Pranks a Lot", take a shot.
      • Optional: Toast for that one fish who says "Toast."
    • Take a drink for each time you hear Musical Doodle in "Earworm".
    • Every time "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" is said in "Bumper to Bumper", take two shots. If you want to take it up a notch, do one shot for every time someone says "road".
      • Similarly, take a shot every time you hear the word "road" in the Road Song on "A SquarePants Family Vacation".
    • When watching "Plankton Paranoia", take a drink every time Mr. Krabs says "banned."
  • In "Squid's Day Off", drink every time Squidward arrives at the Krusty Krab to check on SpongeBob. Also take a drink whenever SpongeBob asks Squidward if he has finished the errands.
  • Whenever Patrick says "Uhhhh", drink. Drink steadily during the Overly Long Gag of this in "Krusty Krab Training Video." Stick to the lightest beers you can find if you value your life.
  • Take a shot every time SpongeBob does his morning routine in "Missing Identity".