Cards Againts Humanity TV Tropes Version

Hey, I was previously allaboutsoul on the forums but hadn't been around in a long time, so I had never had an email address associated and had to make a new account. Hi!

Anyway, I found a website where custom cards such as used in Cards Against Humanity can be made and are both printable and compatible with the online "Pretend You're Xyzzy."

I think there should be a TV Tropes deck! I'm making one. However, I want fellow tropers' help in coming up with cards! so please post ideas for cards here! :)

(I had linked to the Pretend You're Xyzzy site and to the page for the deck I'm making but apparently I can't post links yet. so I'll get back to you on that.)

edited 21st Oct '14 3:25:19 PM by CalliopeSoul

Allow me to help you out a bit with the PYX link.

edited 21st Oct '14 4:58:29 PM by OmegaShadowcry

I'd like if some of this could be modified before made cards.

WHITE CARDS:

• "a whole goddamn pile of memetic badasses"
• "people who only use Humor Mode"
• "a crazy kid crushing on 7 different people"
• "a shipping thread that doesn't ship"
• "The Hopey Tree"
• "typing in all caps"
• "Trust me, I'm probably a ninja."
• "babby-making" (yes; spelled like that)
• "Another kid with jerk parents"
• "that one ignored troper"
• "leaving the site for a few minutes, only to come back to 6 PM's"
• "somebody saying this about that"
• "a hanging lampshade"
• "the one thread that gets locked frequently"

BLACK CARDS:

• "What's going on at the shipping thread?"
• "Why did I join TV Tropes? That's simple. ______."
• "What's the latest TV Tropes fad?"

Yay, I can add posts now! hadn't realized I wouldn't be able to for a day with a new account. guess that stops spammy people.

Thanks for the ideas so far and the link! I'll link to the deck when I can. not sure how long I have to wait to post links.

edited 23rd Oct '14 6:28:18 PM by CalliopeSoul

Oh my Lord, I want in on this.

White Cards:
gratuitous helpings of Eye Scream
three-year-old avatar-related forum games that make no sense anymore
an Omnicidal Maniac with a funny Speech Impediment
a Sapient Steed that's into some really kinky stuff
a big ol' bucket of MacGuffins

Black Cards:
Everything's better with _____.
Fast Eddie's worst recurring nightmare is the one with _____ and _____.
Whenever Fighteer bans a ne'er-do-well, he shouts "_____!"
I think the remake of The Wicker Man would have been better if Nicolas Cage had been replaced by _____.

edited 23rd Oct '14 1:55:28 PM by SolipSchism

White Cards:

• NUNNERY'D!
• Being commanded to- WANK!
• Gushing over the works of Joss Whedon
• Thumped by the Shillelagh of Whackingness

Black cards:

• This page on ______ has been locked because the vandal persistently complained about _______.
• Screw the rules, I have _________!
• I checked my wiki watchlist and saw that the entry on _______ experienced an edit war.

Black card: I swear I'll go crazy if I see one more Troper delete an example and leave _____ as the edit reason.

edited 23rd Oct '14 3:44:13 PM by SolipSchism

added the new card ideas!

How long do I have to wait to post links?

Black Cards: What's the latest Yack Fest thread about? I was on TV Tropes instead of ______. I got banned for _______.

White Cards: Lampshades. Obscure naming sources. The Other Wiki. Having my life ruined. Anime. Fast Eddie. Spoilers.

I'm about 90% sure that all of these have been said already

A few of them were added already, but not all of them. And some had been added but not said here. I had added "The Other Wiki" and "anime" on my own.

Black Card: This thread has been locked for violating the _______ rule.

White Card: One of those games that turns into a quasi-roleplay given enough time.

A few more black cards:

• I have a Perverse Sexual Lust towards ______.
• One failed YKTTW involved ______ in combination with __________.
• Please give us an Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking scenario (uses three cards; whether or not to keep the Oxford comma is up to you since I don't use it in normal circumstances)
• ______ is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Also some white cards, including one which I shall spoiler because I feel it's racier than what I see so far (of course, seeing as it's Cards Against Humanity...):

• Masturbating to the A Date With Rosie Palms entry
• A sex trope
• It Was His Sled
• Trope-Tan

edited 23rd Oct '14 7:44:48 PM by EarlOfSandvich

White Card: Ciaphas Cain, "Hero of the Imperium!"

Black Card: When Haruhi-sama realizes that she is all powerful, her first act will be to ____.

edited 23rd Oct '14 7:51:06 PM by TheWanderer

White card: Konk/Dinner

Black Card: ITT: We are all ____

Black Cards

There was a terrible Noodle Incident involving ___, ___, and ___.

One time on the Shipping thread, there was ____.

___/___ = My OTP.

White Cards

An egregious amount of Fanservice

A troper's Firefly fanfiction starring Fast Eddie

The worst parts of the Nunnery

Lens flares

edited 23rd Oct '14 8:24:36 PM by ZeroDarkFlirty

Another white card:

The sad fact that Daft Punch has crushed on most of the Yack Fest

White Cards

A wedding on the Shipping thread

Getting bottompaged

Black Cards

Dafty's troper crush is now _____

The next poster is ____

Black card: I got banned from TV Tropes for suggesting that we add a __________ namespace.

There are currently 34 black cards and 55 white cards. Keep those ideas coming!

I can post links now, yay! View (and use!) the deck at the link below!

http://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/FC8WS

edited 24th Oct '14 1:17:22 PM by CalliopeSoul

White card:
"the sudden realization that People Sitting On Chairs is actually a trope"
"utterly losing the Superpower Lottery"
"redeeming your Plot Coupons for a spa weekend"
"blatant and egregious Loophole Abuse"
"vandalizing your own Troper page to pretend you have friends"

Black Cards:
"New TV/Film pitch: __________ meets __________ In Space"
"WMG: __________ is a Time Lord, and __________ is his/her TARDIS."
"The legendaries for the next generation of Pokemon will be based on __________."
"I'm starting a new YKTTW: Chekhov's __________."
"We will not use __________ in the future."

edited 24th Oct '14 12:50:15 PM by SolipSchism

More white cards:

• Passing off your own perverted fetish as a trope
• Mind Screw
• Disney's Anne Frank
• Deadpool
• Entry Pimping

Black cards:

• "___ is a Crapsack World."
• "___ has better coffee."
• "In Soviet Russia, ___ ___s you."
• "___ is a Large Ham."
• "___ is a Friend to All Children."
• "___ brings all of the MacGuffins to the yard, and they're better than ___."
• "___ is best ___."
• "___/shower"
• "___ tropers, UNITE!"
• "I have this idea for a Roleplay. It involves ___, ___, and ___."
• "___ is a Time Lord."
• "___ and ___ are doing their 'Slap-Slap-Kiss' routine, again."
• "Says nothing; ___s ___"
• "Silly Rabbit... ___ is for kids."
• "___ FOR THE ___ GOD!"
• "___ went went mad from the revelation that ___."
• "___ is Swolf-sexual."

White cards:

• Punctuated! For! Emphasis!
• In Space
• Brilliant, but Lazy
• Loophole Abuse
• Gainax Ending
• Snark-to-Snark Combat
• Ham-to-Ham Combat
• Five Bad Band
• Kudzu Plot
• Jigsaw Puzzle Plot
• Department of Redundancy Department
• Small Name, Big Ego
• FORKS, SPOONS, and KNIVES
• "Everyone is Swolf-sexual"

edited 24th Oct '14 2:19:02 PM by SpaceWolf

Keep in mind that phrases only work as White Cards when they can be the subject or object of a sentence. e.g., something that is essentially an adjective or adverb like "In Space" or "Punctuated! For! Emphasis!", and complete sentences like "Everyone is Swolf-sexual" would pretty much never work.

Right. It's now a black card. Thank you, sir.

edited 24th Oct '14 1:51:15 PM by SpaceWolf

Not to be rude or anything.

Black Card: Et tu, __________?