Tofu is a nineteen-year-old female Troper In Training. She's been known to apply tropes to characters she creates (for the lulz) and is known to wantonly edit when she finds any trope that puts Resident Evil in mind. She is insane and most of her dialogue is a walking
Epileptic tree.
She also has a blog, which she is conspiring to make sure all of its entries are titled with
Tropes, thus proving TV Tropes Has Ruined Her Life. And her most current project/game, Charade, is over here on
Darth Wiki.
She is also (According to a theory at
Real Life/WMG) an
immortal serial killer manly and hot-blooded zombie killing and blond guy hating virtual Badass Freakin' Overlord who's so Zetta fast that even Tony Stark couldn't keep up with me while I resurrect Cthulhu since I'm such a bitch who loves to fuck with peoples minds and make them see the true horror that is themselves and also has recessive gened clones while hiding my gender from everyone and on top of all that I have a Killer Notebook and may be a anthromorphic animal? ...oh god. *goes mad from the revelation*
Oh, she also has a fanfic drinking game she abuses here and there.
Even though she's not legal. Best not to think about it. (To comfort those who worry, it's only an excuse for
MSTing- Reno finds fanfic, others end up embroiled in drinking game.)
- Drink per misspelling. If it's a common name, drink the whole beer. If it's the main character (we're looking at you, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way) whose name is misspelled, do a beer and a half.
- Shot of tequila each time someone dies. Follow up with another one if resurrected that chapter.
- Shot of rum each Ikea Erotica or bad sex scene. Do the bottle if it extends to a page or more.
- Shot of Bailey's Irish Creme per Sugar Bowl scene. Mix with coffee ideally, if said sugar scene ends in sex.
- Shot of Kahlua if said fic has an island somewhere in it.
- Shot of vodka for each instance of Manly Tears, One-Woman Wail, or in general somebody crying.
- One shot glass of red wine if a romantic or angst songfic. White wine if a wedding or childbirth fic.
Below is Tofu's Identification Box. Wiki Magic welcome!
She is also:
- a pale skinned brunette
- a Kamina worshipper
- allergic to... okay, flat out hates Sparkly Vampires
- afraid of Albert Wesker
- really, really bad at Castlevania
- a fangirl for this game and can't wait for a sequel
- known to do this frequently- even more so when a sequel to her favorite games are coming out
- a Tim Schafer fan
- someone who does this way too often
- in love with Mister Sir Henry Mother Fucker
- now saying "aiight" and "yo" because of Beat from The World Ends with You
- Known to scream this every time she visits the Resident Evil Fan Fiction section of eph-eph-dot-net
- has a fondness for these characters and creates waaaaay too many of them
- a walking wiki for this game
- apperently this, as her friends have repeatedly called her "the nicest rich girl they know"
- someone who frequently uses these Catch Phrases:
- yo at the end of her sentences
- WTF
- Wait What
- your mom
- That's What She Said
- Hiiiiiii (name)
- (deadpan) Joy.
- (blank) makes my little stalker heart go "eeee!"
- Me? (X)? Never~
- Dammit, self!
- (As of the musical) It is all right, (x)... (kneels down) For I am a banana.
- Mooooooou... (said in the most despondent manner probable)
- (in the fora) *brofist*
- I approve!
- What in blue hell?
- Incidentally...
- definitely one of these at school
- someone who frequently eats her own weight in noms
- went from being this for Kinkajou to being this WITH Kinkajou, apparently.
- often is found in fight scenes with her Prince
- Proud to Be a Geek
- Running Gag: "Eee, Honey, you made me blush! Again!". Used to be that I was Honey's stalker. XP Also includes:
- a Knight Templar Twin Sister for her best friend and practically brother, Sibling
- Sickeningly Sweethearts with her Prince
- an unrepentant smartass and Chris Redfield fangirl
- the Fora's resident Pollyanna
- someone who tends towards playing these and these.
- has cooking considered weapons-grade and is banned by the Geneva Convention
- Ooh, shiny!
- the kind of person who takes Silent Scope a bit too seriously
- very, very capable of this.
- apparently victim to this here and there
- has a thing for girls and guys
- a former Lonely Rich Kid
- a girl with Arc Words: "I know it" and "I promise"
- is this according to certain boyfriendly people
- might be one of these
- without a doubt the most sadistic DM to ever exist.
Also
Rinoa,
Garnet,
Reimu and
Joshua.
She helped significantly enough with:
And she created the following:
And is going to un-redlink these as soon as she has time:
And here is her list of
Author Appeal and you'll see it frequently:
- Chew Toy- her namesake character, Tofu, is one of these. It's hilarious. But can be heartbreaking at times.
- Princesses- dear KAMINA.
- Ballet- obsessed with it.
- Megane- Eeeee. <3
- Chris Redfield
Would you kindly... vandalize this section?
WilliamWideWeb notes that even he can only handle so much
Jack Chick, as that's part of the reason he also has a
Star Trek: The Original Series liveblog.
A fellow prgrammer my age? Cool! -signed,
Kinkajou
WilliamWideWeb is vandalizing your page again!
SuperDimensionman was here.
You're one of my favorites. No, not
that way! -
Kinkajou:
Electric Boogaloo
Also, Jeremiah Gottwald? You
are Aondeug, aren't you? -
WilliamWideWeb
Haven just noticed you linked to one of his tropes in your blog! If that doesn't make you a worthy sidekick,
I don't know what does. (On the other hand, is being a
Killer DM really a good sidekick quality? Must investigate further.)
Vandalism is bad! *signs name on Tofu's page ~
WillyFourEyes
I LOST THE GAME (P.S
Joshx Neku FTW!) ~
VincitOmniaVeritas
Hi! -
Mapi
- I forgot to mention that you're the most moe person on this site. :)
Official Nickname: Tofurkey ~
OTB
Hello there! -
CatchTheSun
Scribble
scrabble SAKUJO! -
DoomTay
Heh, glad you liked my
avatar. -
Gelzo
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Your existance as you know it is over. You will adapt to service us.
We should have a girly fight over Henry and make the male tropers pay to watch. It'll be a blast, and we'll end up with money AND Henry!
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?? -
FreezairForALimitedTime
Hello. :D -
VincitOmniaVeritas
And this comment will make you
Mad-Eyed and Moody. -
NotSoBadassLongcoat
Hey, Tofu! It's
Lime! I didn't know you were a Troper too. :D
Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! I almost forgot to sabotage your page, but this has now been rectified! —
goodtimesfreegrog
Hello again. Yeah, you know something's up when a troper hits your page
thrice, eh? ;) -
Kinkajou
Hi there, new friend. -
Arcolops
Why Tofu is so sweet: When she was young her parents gave her a sunrise that was sprinkled with morning dew and it was covered in chocolate and a miracle or two. And when Tofu ate it it's sweetness passed on to her and she became the Tofu we all know and love. :3-
Elmer36919
Cheeseypoofs wasn't here.. at all... ev-
Oh, look! A kitty!
Four may be death but I am here because you're lively. Hey! -
A friend
Cheeseypoofs again.
Yes I would like to be friends. Like your blog, by the way.
Hey Princess, I need a sword forged. Think you can help me? ;) -
Keybreak
How can you be my stalker when I'm letting you talk to me? -
Honey
The other half of the most
adorable and romantic thing I've ever seen on the forums. As a matter of fact,
ever. -
Krrackknut.
Celebrian here. Tofu, I am very, very touched by the fact that I inspire you and that I am your hero. I love you always and I hope you will always find a way to get through the rough things that arise in your life. I look forward to many, many more days on TV Tropes with you.-
Dark Lady Celebrian
Hello princess! —Your prince
This Page has been
Vandalized by
AttObl227
Hey there! We don't know each other too well, but your poetry and fanfiction are nice, and I gotta love anyone who's still holding out for a sequel to the
fucking best game ever besides maybe Yoshi's Island. Also, I squee over many, many things, mostly Hellsing, but I hope to one day Squee for Gurren Lagann. So, I hope that we can get to know each other better, because you seem cool! -
Burinnu
Godot Was Here.
Haha! Found
a trope to tropefy you with.
Hello. My name is
Jseblan. Your page is funnier than mine. Prepare to be vandalized. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY HAVE.
HAHA, my bad.
awaaaayyyy
*arrives for vandalism*
YOU'RE STILL CRAZY AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY -signed, a not-Karkat guy
Jstriker is here. He has Always been here.
[[supersecretspoiler:She's also
Giygas. ]]
[[supersecretspoiler:O shi—actually, having Giygas as my perky sidekick is kind of awesome]]
