Tofu is a 24 year old female Troper. She's been known to apply tropes to characters she creates and is known to wantonly edit when she finds any trope that puts Resident Evil in mind. She also has a thing for making ridiculous theories and trying to prove them, for example, FF 7 is just someone's "Wesker Wins" AU for RE 5.
Possesses a tumblr that is more or less just a puddle of Resident Evil themed silly.
And she's liveblogging Yu Gi Oh 5 Ds currently.
A feminist. Almost terrifyingly liberal. Best shaken, not stirred, and preferably served with rum.
Below is Tofu's Identification Box. Arrows indicate results of Character Development
She is also:
- a pale skinned brunette
- afraid of Albert Wesker -> REALLY WANTS TO PUNCH HIM IN HIS STUPID FACE
- really, really bad at Castlevania
- really loves American McGee's Alice
- a Tim Schafer fan
- someone who does this way too often
- in love with Mister Sir Henry Mother Fucker
- likes children's card games more than is probably healthy
- now saying "aiight" and "yo" because of Beat from The World Ends With You
- Known to scream this every time she visits the Resident Evil Fan Fiction section of eph-eph-dot-net
- a walking wiki for this game
- someone who frequently uses these Catch Phrases:
- Wait, What?
- (deadpan) Joy. -> (deadpan) Oh, good.
- Are you actively fucking me right now?!
- For fuck's sake.
- GOBLIN!!!
- What in blue hell? -> What in THE hell...?
- Incidentally... -> On a related note...
- That's the kind of lowbrow shit I'm into.
- Oops.
- I'm dying, Squirtle.
- loves food like a lot
- Proud to Be a Geek
- Running Gag:
- Chris Redfield fangirling
- abject hatred of Albert Wesker
- equally abject hatred of Rex Godwin
- a Knight Templar Twin Sister for her best friend and practically sister, Sibling -> Has since chilled out on the Ow The Edge but still would defend her sister to the death
- an unrepentant smartass and Chris Redfield fangirl
- the Fora's former Pollyanna -> has left the fora more or less for good, but has now become the Team Mom
- someone who tends towards playing these and these.
- has cooking considered weapons-grade and is banned by the Geneva Convention -> has since become Supreme Chef + Team Chef
- CAN'T BE ARSED TO STAY WITH ONE PROJECT FOR LONG BECAUSE OOH, SHINY
- the kind of person who takes Silent Scope a bit too seriously
- "I have survived Immoral Study: Scenario 3... I have survived Immoral Study: Scenario 3..."
- Especially susceptible to Everythings Better With Princesses
- has finally started her character arc apparently
- very, very capable of this.
- apparently victim to this here and there?
- has a thing for girls and guys -> has since figured out she's a lesbian, and the only men she's attracted to are fictional
- without a doubt the most sadistic DM to ever exist.
She helped significantly enough with:
And she created the following:
And is going to un-redlink these as soon as she has time:
And here is her list of Author Appeal and you'll see it frequently:
- Chew Toy - her namesake character, Tofu, is one of these.
- Princesses - mother of god and all her whacky nephews she loves playing princesses.
- Ballet - obsessed with it.
- Megane
- Ridiculously anime hair
- Shounen hero archetypes
- Yanderes
- Baras
- Badass red-haired women with muscles, guns and bottles of booze (see: Saints Row the Third protagonist Ilya and Fallout: New Vegas courier Elsa Road)
- Chris Redfield
Vandalism from "back in the day"
A fellow prgrammer my age? Cool! -signed, Kinkajou
WilliamWideWeb is vandalizing your page again!
SuperDimensionman was here.
You're one of my favorites. No, not that way! - Kinkajou: Electric Boogaloo
Also, Jeremiah Gottwald? You are Aondeug, aren't you? -WilliamWideWeb
Haven just noticed you linked to one of his tropes in your blog! If that doesn't make you a worthy sidekick, I don't know what does. (On the other hand, is being a Killer DM really a good sidekick quality? Must investigate further.)
Vandalism is bad! *signs name on Tofu's page ~WillyFourEyes
I LOST THE GAME (P.S Joshx Neku FTW!) ~ VincitOmniaVeritas
Hi! - Mapi
- I forgot to mention that you're the most moe person on this site. :)
Official Nickname: Tofurkey ~OTB
Hello there! - CatchTheSun
Scribble scrabble SAKUJO! - DoomTay
Heh, glad you liked my avatar. -Gelzo
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Your existance as you know it is over. You will adapt to service us.
- Mr. Ronnie... FIRE!
We should have a girly fight over Henry and make the male tropers pay to watch. It'll be a blast, and we'll end up with money AND Henry! What Could Possibly Go Wrong?? -FreezairForALimitedTime
Hello. :D - VincitOmniaVeritas
And this comment will make you Mad-Eyed and Moody. - NotSoBadassLongcoat
Hey, Tofu! It's Lime! I didn't know you were a Troper too. :D
Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! I almost forgot to sabotage your page, but this has now been rectified! —goodtimesfreegrog
Hello again. Yeah, you know something's up when a troper hits your page thrice, eh? ;) -Kinkajou
Hi there, new friend. - Arcolops
Why Tofu is so sweet: When she was young her parents gave her a sunrise that was sprinkled with morning dew and it was covered in chocolate and a miracle or two. And when Tofu ate it it's sweetness passed on to her and she became the Tofu we all know and love. :3-Elmer36919
Cheeseypoofs wasn't here.. at all... ev- Oh, look! A kitty!
Four may be death but I am here because you're lively. Hey! - A friend
Cheeseypoofs again. Yes I would like to be friends. Like your blog, by the way.
Hey Princess, I need a sword forged. Think you can help me? ;) - Keybreak
How can you be my stalker when I'm letting you talk to me? - Honey
The other half of the most adorable and romantic thing I've ever seen on the forums. As a matter of fact, ever. - Krrackknut.
Celebrian here. Tofu, I am very, very touched by the fact that I inspire you and that I am your hero. I love you always and I hope you will always find a way to get through the rough things that arise in your life. I look forward to many, many more days on TV Tropes with you.-Dark Lady Celebrian
Hello princess! —Your prince
This Page has been Vandalized by AttObl227
Hey there! We don't know each other too well, but your poetry and fanfiction are nice, and I gotta love anyone who's still holding out for a sequel to the fucking best game ever besides maybe Yoshi's Island. Also, I squee over many, many things, mostly Hellsing, but I hope to one day Squee for Gurren Lagann. So, I hope that we can get to know each other better, because you seem cool! - Burinnu
Godot Was Here.
Haha! Found a trope to tropefy you with.
Hello. My name is Jseblan. Your page is funnier than mine. Prepare to be vandalized. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY HAVE. HAHA, my bad. awaaaayyyy
YOU'RE STILL CRAZY AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY -signed, a not-Karkat guy
Jstriker is here. He has Always been here.
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