Me, being me.
Oh hello there, tropers. I'm a 14-year-old American-nationalized Asian living in North Georgia. I'm short (5'2.5") and cadaverous, with a penchant for the color black.
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Books I enjoy* There're FAR too many for me to list all the books I like, so I'm just gonna put a foew series. I read a lot more than is shown here though.
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Personal Tropes Include:
- Accidental Pervert: It's not my fault!
- Adorkable: Evidently so, somehow.
- Angrish: When angered, my higher mental functions often tend to go out the window. Also fused with AtomicFBombs and Engrish.
- Atomic F-Bomb: At the WORST possible moments, like in front of the school principal (who thankfully barely understood English) or in front of my best friend's mother. He STILL doesn't have birthday parties. Also, when I'm home alone, the most commonly used words are "SHIT! SHITSHITSHITSHIT!" and "GODFUCKIN'DAMMIT!"
- Big Eater: My portly friends wonder extensively how I can eat five lunches in a row and not be the fat one.
- Black Comedy
- Asian and Nerdy
- Bad Liar
- Blind Without 'Em: And how. I can't even see a handspan in front of my eyes without my specs.
- Cloudcuckoolander
- Crack! Oh My Back!
- Crazy Jealous Guy
- Creepy Child
- Deadpan Snarker
- Double Entendre: An unintentional master
- Dragged Into Drag: By my LITERATURE teacher, no less.
- Engrish: To my chagrin, though English is my first language, somehow I can manage to mix up l's and r's, usually when I'm distracted.
- Forgets To Eat: If I'm doing something of extreme importance to me (i.e. attempting to get early access into Pottermore, finishing homework at the last minute, working on some art, playing Halo) the fact that I need to eat completely slips my mind until I fall out of my chair from the sudden onset of hunger pangs. I'm not kidding. Otherwise, though, I'm a HUGE eater.
- Mistaken for Gay: Skinny jeans + emo fringe + hyperactivity + sarcastic comments about other males + giggles = gay?
- Multicolored Hair: I would, but Executive Meddling on behalf of my parents tragically prevents it.
- Noodle People: Despite my Beyond the Impossible food consumption, I'm underweight.
- Not Good with People: I don't interact with people who don't reach out to me first. And even if they do, there's a whole breaking-in time period.
- Peek-a-Bangs
- Perky Goth
- Proud to Be a Geek
- The Quiet One: In certain classes.
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: Most of my relationships end up being this.
- Self-Deprecation - I am an unrepentant loser, and proud.
- Sophisticated as Hell
- Spelling Nazi
- The Short Guy with Glasses
