Hi. I'm KWSN, or
Knight Who Says NI! Filling this out will take a while.
Some assorted tropes:
- (Slightly) Abusive Parents: again, slightly. Her mom is a massive stickler for good grades, more so for her than her brother. This led to some serious conflict between the two. See also Coming Out Story below.
- Ambiguously Autistic: Admittedly. She's very awkward socially and has very few things holding her back when she opens her mouth. She was tested for Asperger's Syndrome, but didn't have enough traits to be officially diagnosed with it.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!
- Berserk Button: Do not doubt her geek/nerd/whathaveyou status. It will piss her off.
- Bi the Way: in more of a "I like guys as eye candy, but I'd much rather sleep with girls" way.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Part of why her parents don't get along with her
- Cluster F-Bomb: prone to them at times
- Coming Out Story: Her parents did not take the big revelation well
- Crazy Awesome: Likes to believe she channels this sometimes, usually during her Large Ham moments.
- Dark and Troubled Past: Slightly, but mostly not due to parents or anything (most of it is either her fault or due to things outside of anyone's control.)
- Deadpan Snarker: Can be.
- Drives Like Crazy: Largely inverted. Perhaps one of the most cautious drivers out there, and will wait way longer than what is needed to make a turn if other cars are coming. Usually drives about 10 MPH over the speed limit on the freeway though. Make her drive in Illinois? She gets very aggressive then
- Everything's Better with Penguins: Her nickname is Penguin
- Flat Joy
- Flat "What."
- Flying Spaghetti Monster: An al dente believer. R'Amen.
- Foreign Cuss Word: prone to uttering Bollocks in place of BS, and is aware of it's swear level.
- Girl on Girl Is Hot: see Bi the Way above.
- Gratuitous French: occasionally
- Headdesk: Accompanied by, "DESK, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. DESK, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. DESK, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD."
- Headphones Equal Isolation: Played straight/averted. Played straight when she really wants to tune out, averted when half the time she leaves her left ear (ironically her better ear) uncovered.
- Important Haircut: Inverted. She started growing her hair out instead at a pretty important part of her life.
- Incredibly Lame Pun: Prone to these.
- Lad-ette: She pretty much does everything in the trope but drink like a sailor. Some people even doubt she's female on the inside she's that masculine. This has lead to a phrase of hers: "There's a difference between being a girl and being girly. I suggest you learn it." Also see Tomboy below.
- Large Ham: oh yes, has been told she has an awesome Evil Laugh in the past. She doesn't do it as much anymore.
- No Pronunciation Guide: She can't count how many different ways KWSN has been pronounced. Her official pronunciation aside from "K W S N" is "Kweezen".
- No Sense of Personal Space: comes with a warning, "WARNING! MAJOR HUGGER"
- N-Word Privileges: abuses this constantly in regards to her sexuality
- Oral Fixation Fixation: Almost always has something near or in her mouth, usually something non-edible that she has hanging out (if it's edible, chances are it's sunflower seeds in the shell still).
- Proud to Be a Geek: Spacefan, software engineer, video gamer... she could go on.
- Real Women Never Wear Dresses: Averted. One of her fav outfits is a blouse with a skirt.
- Ridiculous Procrastinator: Proud owner of a shirt that says "procrastinators unite tomorrow"
- Self-Deprecation
- Snark Knight
- Stepford Smiler: has been one in the past, dropped it as of late.
- Tomboy: Oh so very much. She grew up wanting to be an astronaut, but not one like Neil Armstrong or John Glenn. No, she wanted to be like Sally Ride (who for the uninformed, was the first US female in space).
- Tomboyish Name: Her full name is Alexandria, but almost everyone calls her Alex.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Known to trade snarks with friends because it amuses her.
- Yaoi Fan: very slightly, not as much as...
- Yuri Fan: as a bisexual female (and currently riding a massive lesbian streak)... what do you think?
- Your Other Left: Slightly dyslexic