Pantheon / GUAG Support Staff

The Support Staff has perhaps the least glamorous jobs among the Grand United Alliance of Good, as they are the ones behind the scenes who keep everything running smoothly. It is these who are in charge of preparing the food, of cleaning the bases and battlefields, of preparing and repairing equipment, and of keeping the combatants' skills sharp. It is here where the gods in charge of funding the war effort are categorized by the bureaucracy and legal department, which are also located here. It is here where gods who have little in the way of relevant and useful skills go to do their part with simple grunt work, something that has given it the nickname of the "miscellaneous department" among its members. However, while their tasks have little glory, and history will likely forget them, without them, the war would be lost barely before it had ever begun.

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    Agatha Heterodyne 
Agatha Heterodyne, Goddess of Steam Punk Machinery (Agatha Clay)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: The Heterodyne Trilobite
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (normally) Chaotic Neutral (when working on something)
  • Reason for Joining: Chance to build stuff to use against the GUAE
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium. She takes after her father and uncle, but first and foremost feels she needs to tend to her town.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Alone, Medium. With her minions, High. With other sparks in tow? Very High. With both her boyfriends in tow and not arguing? Extreme... though she hasn't been able to accomplish that - yet.

    Alice Margatroid 
Alice Margatroid, Goddess of Puppetry
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Shanghai and Hourai
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Allies: Marisa Kirisame, Suigintou
  • Reason for Joining: Teaming up with Suigintou against Tomoe. And... uh... team up with Marisa?
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat level to Melkor: Low to High. Low if she fights at her ordinary potential. However, once she opens up that Tome of Eldritch Lore of hers... anything could happen. Melkor is not stupid enough to disregard the danger she could potentially present.

    Antimony Carver 
Antimony Carver, Goddess of Serenity (Annie)

    Aoi Sakuraba 
Aoi Sakuraba, Goddess of Devotion (Aoi-chan)

Ariel, Goddess of Merfolk
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: A purple Seashell Bra
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Cosmos offered her legs and a stint with the humans.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High-she offered Ariel a better deal than the sea-witch did.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium; With the Lord of the Sea as her father, she has some control over her (formal) watery domain.

    Arthur Fonzarelli 
Arthur Fonzarelli, God of Cool (The Fonz, Fonzie)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A black bomber jacket
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Ash Ketchum 
Ash Ketchum, God of Gotta Buy Them All (Satoshi, Pokemon Master, Red, Twerp, Ashley)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Poké Ball
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, though subject to Moral Dissonance
  • Reason for Joining: To protect the millions of innocent Pokémon that would be used as bio-weapons by the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. His army of Pokémon are a force to be reckoned with, and there are many of god-level power among his allied forces.

    Ataru Moroboshi 
Ataru Moroboshi, God of Perverts
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A softcore porno magazine
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAG has more girls.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: And besides, he might be a pervert, but the fact the GUAE has some outright rapists disgusts him. He has some scruples he won't break. Kinda helps he really likes Cosmos personally.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

Batman, God of Preparations (The Dark Knight, The Goddamn Batman)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Bat Signal
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Because it's right. And because he's the Goddamn Batman.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He's willing to let her take charge, but personally sees her as being too idealistic from time to time.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Same reason like Cap, and even bigger, since Batman can beat mostly anyone if he has prep time.

    Batty Koda 
Batty Koda, God of Bats and Victim of Science
  • Lesser Deity
  • Symbol: that thing attached to his head
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: while Batty is not particularly trusting of humans overall, Hexxus, who attempted to kill him, is in the GUAE. So is Wily, chief Mad Scientist. And everyone who pollutes the environment. Therefore Batty decided to lend a hand (or rather a wing) to the Alliance of Good.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: none, really. He's careful around anything that even remotely resembles a human.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very low. He's just a bat, after all.

Belldandy, Goddess of Magical Girlfriends and Perfect Japanese Housewives
  • Greater Goddess
  • Symbol: A blue gem shaped like a teardrop
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Because the GUAE is threatening those she cares about.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of her contract with Cosmos demands utter loyalty, but even Belldandy herself likes Cosmos genuinely, not because of the contract.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Melkor knew she's just restraining herself. She'd be on the same level of Haruhi if she decided to get serious

Bender Bending Rodriguez, God of Ridiculously Human Robots
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A bottle of Olde Fortran. Empty. BURP.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Good guys usually have better booze, and are much easier to steal valuables from.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. He's out for himself, he just understands that Cosmos is less likely to think that he has outlived his usefulness.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. He has personal experience at godhood, as well as coaching from a more skilled god. Most of that is what not to do.

BRIAN BLESSED, God of Merriment (That Man Who Shouts A Lot, Brian Blessed, Prince Vultan)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: Multiple Exclamation Points
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Because it seemed a SMASHING GOOD TIME, HA HAAA!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. He hopes to defeat him before he goes deaf.

Bridget, Goddess of Traps (Buri-chan, Nun Boy)
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: A blue nun hood
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: To prove that he is a man. (*punch*)
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos referred to him as a guy at first sight, which was the first plus point in Bridget's opinion. The fact Cosmos asked nicely if he wouldn't mind helping out the GUAG was enough to convince Bridget to side with her.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

    Caerula Sanguis 
Caerula Sanguis, Watcher of the Human Condition (Quing-long Wei-ji, Vilma Fachiri)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Her twin blue swords, Earthlight and Moonlight
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (formerly Neutral Evil)
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Carmen Sandiego 
Carmen Sandiego, Goddess of Impossible, Monumental, and Intangible (Carmen Isabela Sandiego)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her red trench coat and fedora
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Carmen may be a criminal, but she's in it for the fun, not to cause anybody harm. She sees no benefit to joining the GUAE, and sees life as being much more fun under the less strict rule of Good. She also thought it was a little unfair the GUAE had so many members capable of stealing materials valuable to the GUAG, so she offered her services to Cosmos to even the odds.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown; although Carmen claims to have no loyalty to anyone besides herself, she is also known to be fairly amicable even with her opponents, not to mention she volunteered her services to the GUAG completely of her own accord. Cosmos ultimately decided she will keep Carmen as an ally for as long as she supports their cause.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High, if indirect. While she possesses no combat skills and thus cannot fight the GUAE head-on, a lot of their resources could be lost as a result of her meddling, giving those in the GUAG that can fight a considerable edge in the long-term battle.

    Catwoman and the Black Cat 
Catwoman and the Black Cat, Goddesses of Classy Cat Burglars (Selina Kyle and Felicia Hardy)
  • Quasideities
  • Symbol: The paw print of a cat
  • Alignment: More or less Chaotic Neutral, often leaning towards Good
  • Reasons for Joining: Good guys generally have worse security systems in place than bad guys, as well as more lax punishments. As such, it is inherently in their interests to support the side of Justice here, at least in the short term.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Little, but they've followed Robin Hood and Carmen Sandiego's lead in the aims of their thievery, though they do pocket some of it for themselves.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Kind of low. If Melkor can bribe them...

C.C., Goddess of Product Placement (Pizza Butt)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Cheese-kun
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: To ensure that the forces of good are never without Pizza Hut brand pizza! Also, Lelouch is joining.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: C.C. asked to be part of the support troops (i.e.- Advisor on Foodstuffs), and Cosmos accepted, and she often hangs around the kitchens of the GUAG, when she isn't hanging around Lelouch.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High. As she has a Code, she literally cannot be killed or stopped, only slowed down. As someone related to junk food supplies, she is key to morale, and as an ally of Lelouch, she knows her way around a mecha. She isn't a combat specialist, however, so she isn't as much of a threat as a direct fighter would be.

    The Cheat 
The Cheat, God of Weasel Mascots

    The Cheshire Cat 
The Cheshire Cat, God of Mad Hatters (The Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: Two cat-eyes and a grin.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good.
  • Reason for Joining: :)
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: :)
  • Threat Level to Melkor: :)

    Chester A. Bum 
Chester A. Bum, God of the Homeless (Chester Alfred Bum)
  • "I was a Lesser God once! It tastes like butter."
  • Symbol: A Styrofoam change cup
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Chester may have frequent run-ins with the law, but he's really a good person at heart. Of course, the fact that the "nice, big, glowy lady" lets him stay in a "warm, warm building" as long as he stays helps quite a bit.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Chester knows he can count on her for change and a "warm, warm building".
  • Threat to Melkor: Not much. All Melkor has to do is throw a handful of change somewhere and Chester goes running after it. Chester tends to be kept out of essential combat roles. [[Since he is now in charge of the Plot Hole, however...]]

    Chris Longfield/Arata Fukamori 
Chris Longfield/Arata Fukamori, Goddess of the Bifauxnen (Princess Iris)
  • Lesser Goddess (when fused with Arata she has the power of a Intermediate Goddess)
  • Symbol: Two silver rings
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Chris), Chaotic Good (Arata)
  • Reason for Joining: Opposes the GUAE (especially the scheming bastards amongst them who like manipulating innocents to acheive their own ends), and Arata agrees with his sister these assholes need to be taken down.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Chris signed up immediately, especially after hearing about how brainwashing, trickery and coercion were some of the favored tactics of the GUAE, and pledged her support to Cosmos, saying she'd be damned if anyone got put through her fate at one point during her mortal life, and her brother signed up for similiar reasons, and is grateful Cosmos has no problem with his and Chris' family bond.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Seperate, low. Combined, Moderate-High. Is planning to take out one or the other to mimimize the potential threat.

Cirno, Goddess of Idiots (Baka, Nine-ball)
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: Frozen frog with her Yukkuri nearby saying "Eye'm a genius!"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: A chance to surprise the GUAE with "Icicle Fall (Lunatic)".
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Too stupid to be swayed by either side.
  • Threat level to Melkor: ???

    Claude Rains 
Claude Rains, God of Cynical Mentors and Invisible People

Lieutenant Columbo, God of Obfuscating Stupidity
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A rumpled beige trenchcoat, cigar and faded green Peugeot 203 convertible.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: He knows that the GUAE are a dysfunctional lot, and plans to use that to his advantage.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:Low. He just seems a little too... odd to be a genuine threat.

    The Count of Monte Cristo 
The Count of Monte Cristo, God of Vengeance and Forgiveness (Edmond Dantes, Abbe Busoni, Lord Wilmore, Sinbad the Sailor)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: the isle of Monte Cristo
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Dominic Deegan 
Dominic Deegan, God of Oracles (Lord Dominus)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A crystal ball
  • Alignment: True Neutral (or Lawful Evil)
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Don LaFontaine 
Don LaFontaine, God of Trailers (The In a World Guy)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A voice-over mic
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Narration opportunities.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Melkor would have him silenced, thus he works for someone who appreciates his efforts. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate to High. He can only describe worlds, but some argue that describing worlds shapes them.

Dorfl, God of Golems
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: A writing slate
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (formerly Lawful Neutral)
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE has many who want to enslave his golem kind as their soldiers, and he has sworn that "the words in their hearts will NOT be taken". Also, orders from his bosses, Captain Carrot and Commander Vimes.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He swears loyalty to NO god. However, he does respect Cosmos is a good person, and is sympathetic to her ideals.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Could potentially threaten to make any golems in Melkor's forces Heel–Face Turn.

    Dr. Caligari 
Dr. Caligari, God of Ambiguous Sanity
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Cabinet
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil Joke's on you! He's Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Could change at any moment.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Edward Scissorhands 
Edward Scissorhands, God of Lovelorn Grotesques (Ed, Eddie)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: An ice angel
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (Will disregard laws for those he loves)
  • Reason for Joining: To helping Kim and giving people spiffy hairdos.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She's very understanding.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low. He has blades for hands but he's usually too well-meaning and shy to kill someone. Usually.

    Eikichi Onizuka 
Eikichi Onizuka, Great Teaching God (Great Teacher Onizuka, GTO)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His motorcycle, complete with a plate with the number "22" on it
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Protecting his students from the REAL bad guys.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Loyal. Even though Cosmos has sometimes responded to his 'advances' with a bit of violence (and that's usually if Onizuka goes too far, which he quickly apologizes)
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderately high. Those suplexes hurt like a mofo.

Elan, God of Genre Savvy Morons
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: Banjo, God of Puppets
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Just followed his alignment.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High, seeing as she's part of a major quest.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. His Genre Savvyness could spoil some of his traps.

    Elenore Baker 
Elenore Baker, Goddess of Ninja Maids and Domestic Skills (Everyday Gatekeeper)
  • Greater Goddess
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (with Lawful tendencies)
  • Symbol: Heart with Margaret Burton's picture on it, but most (if not all) of her followers prefer Elenore's picture on the symbol.
  • Reason for Joining: Not only does she oppose evil on general principles, she wants to aid Jeremiah Gottwald, who she finds especially chivalrous, especially to her most recent high priestess, Sayoko Shinozaki.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Helps keep the bases of the GUAG clean, and Cosmos appreciation of her efforts is greatly appreciated.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate. Cleanliness is next to godliness!

Emmet, God of LEGO
  • Quasideity, but becomes a Greater God upon becoming a Master Builder
  • Symbol: A double-decker couch
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! Except evil, evil is not awesome.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high. Emmet is much too good-natured to resent anybody, but Cosmos values imagination and friendship, which are traits that Emmet values.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Surprisingly, deceptively high. First of all, Emmet is God of LEGO, so any set ever built by the company falls under his purview, and any characters featured in said sets are his allies. This includes people like the Fellowship of The Ring, Hogwarts, the Justice League, the Avengers, Steve?, the Ninja Turtles and the Rebel Alliance. Not only that, pretty much ANYTHING can be built with LEGOs, so he can supply insane amounts of equipment to his allies in the GUAG. Another thing that makes Emmet dangerous: he actually managed to make a Big Bad do a genuine, honest-to-goodness Heel–Face Turn. Anyone with that capacity to make someone realize the error of his ways and join the good guys is someone Melkor should never underestimate. Oh, and he's friends with the goddamn Batman.

    Esmerelda Weatherwax 
Esmerelda Weatherwax, Goddess of CronesMature Witches (Granny Weatherwax)
  • Lesser Goddess (technically, an aspect of a greater goddess)
  • Symbol: a 4000-horsepower broom
  • Reason for Joining: She might not consider herself to be all that good a person, but she took one look at the GUAE, and said "I can't be having that.".
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She's helping Cosmos because she just can't stand the GUAE, and is grateful Cosmos hasn't treated her like a crotchety old crone.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. She can manipulate time, take out immortal beings, and invert the process of becoming a vampire.

Euclid, God of Basic Geometric Forms
  • Demigod (was once a greater god)
  • Symbol: A proof by construction that, given a line segment, an equilateral triangle exists that includes the segment as one of its sides.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Cthulhu, Azathoth, and Nyarlathotep are on the GUAE. They must pay for their disrespect for the laws of mathematics.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She represents the ultimate form of order, and thus, to Euclid is the ultimate beauty. Very high.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Not very high. Eldritch Abominations are best left to attack other targets, though.

Excel, Goddess of Hyperactivity (real name unknown; sometimes called Excel Excel)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A pit filled with crocodiles
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Only Lord Il Palazzo is allowed to rule! (She suspects he may secretly be under Cosmos' employ.)
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low, though she thinks Cosmos would make a great ACROSS agent.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. She once made his ears bleed simply by talking.

Felix, God of Fixing (Fix-it Felix Jr.)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His blue cap with the letters "FF", alternately his golden hammer.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for joining: Whenever a bad guy starts wrecking things, it's his job to fix them.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She certainly is a swell lady, he's more than happy to join the cause.
  • Threat to Melkor: Moderate. He's physically incapable of hurting anyone or anything, but he can fix anything broken almost instantly. He's the one keeping the GUAG facilities standing, and its forces resupplied.

Fry, God of Cryostasis
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Bachelor Chow
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Just hanging out with Bender, really.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Higher than Bender's but still low.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. Melkor consider him too dumb to be a real threat. However, he is a wild card, as he is not only Too Dumb to Fool, but completely immune to mind control.

    Fujitaka Kinomoto 
Fujitaka Kinomoto, God of Cool Dads
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Glasses and a fedora
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To help his daughter of one world and adoptive son of another out.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High, since she's so nice to his daughter
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Gadget Hackwrench 
Gadget Hackwrench, The Mechanic of the Gods
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: The Rescue Rangers logo
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAG need top-notch mechanics.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Taking her out would a blow to the support staff of the GUAG.

    Gary Hobson 
Gary Hobson, God of Future Disaster Prevention
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A rolled-up newspaper
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Chaotic Good if he needs to be)
  • Reason for joining: Because he believes its the right thing to do, and the GUAE is responsible for most of the disasters he reads about in tomorrow's newspaper.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate, on the condition that she keeps his secret and doesn't ask to see the paper. He still chooses to operate solo as a good samaritan, and doesn't want the publicity his receiving tomorrow's paper would give him (and when that's compromised, he reads about it before it happens and is able to prevent it anyway).
  • Threat to Melkor: Moderate, since he knows what the GUAE is going to do before they do it. But by himself he can only do so much. He'd be an extreme threat if his paper were ever to be used by the higher-ups at GUAG. But then the paper might stop coming.

    The Genie 
The Genie, God of Genies, Anachronism Stews, and Parental Bonuses
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A magic lamp
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (formerly True Neutral)
  • Reason for Joining: As a former slave to the lamp, Genie knows what oppression is and won't see others subject to it.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: The girl's gotten a lot of positive reviews all across the board, and Genie friended her on facebook.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Would have been very high or extreme, but Genie is a rather playful sort. And the whole, "semi-phenominal, nearly-cosmic" downgrade.

Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, Goddess of Maidenly Witches
  • Lesser Goddess (technically, an aspect of a greater goddess)
  • Symbol: a soap bubble
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low, unless providing vague support to the Combat Division in form of breaking minor spells/egging on evil witches, etc.

Godot, God of Coffee (Diego Armando)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbols: A mug of black, bitter coffee, and his creepy visor
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: He serves the side of justice. That's one of his rules.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She approves of his law abiding ways, and the fact she likes coffee really keeps his loyalty to her pretty high.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Goo, Goddess of Imagination (Goo Goo Gaga)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A Rainbow Afro
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Some of the GUAE wish to suppress all good imagination and free thought.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High, since Cosmos lets her create as many imaginary friends as she wants.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium to high, depending on her imaginings.

Guts, God of Antiheroism (The Hundred-Man Slayer, The Black Swordsman)
  • Demigod (but when the rage kicks in, he has the power of a Greater Deity)
  • Symbol: The Dragon Slayer with the Brand of Sacrifice carved on its side
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: Vengeance on Griffith
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Just so long as Cosmos doesn't deny his chance of revenge against Griffith, he's okay with her. If not...
  • Threat level to Melkor: According to Griffith, he's not to be underestimated when his rage kicks in. VERY HIGH threat in that case. Otherwise, high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Training Instructor From Hell
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Several ribbons he earned as a Marine
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (seen as Lawful Evil by those assigned to him)
  • Reason for Joining: To toughen up the GUAG members to fight those bastards in the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Evil is something any self respecting marine would fill full of lead, so yeah, he's helping Cosmos because they share the same disgust, though he secretly is annoyed that's she has asked him to tone it down a little. However, being accustomed to The Chains of Commanding, he's following orders.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Taking him down would cripple GUAG morale.

    Haruhi Suzumiya 
Haruhi Suzumiya, Goddess of Tropes (The Unstoppable Force, O-Haruhi-sama)
  • Overdeity
  • Symbol: The SOS Dan Logo
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for joining: To prevent the world from becoming a dull, boring place. And because she was bored.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: No true loyalty, as she herself claims. She claims to follow Cosmos because she is less boring than Melkor. Some even argue that Cosmos is loyal to Haruhi, and not the other way around.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Unmeasurable. Her powers as a Reality Warper could SERIOUSLY mess up his plans. Fortunately for him, she is easily distracted. So far he kept her busy with side adventures, but he is running out of material. This has caused him to start kidnapping writers.

    Haruka Kotoura 
Haruka Kotoura, Goddess of Traumatic Telepathy

    Harunobu Madarame 
Harunobu Madarame, God of Overanalyzation
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Square Nerd Glasses
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Hershel Layton 
Hershel Layton, Ph.D, God of Puzzles (Professor Layton, The Professor)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A top hat with a letter "L" on it
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: His quest for knowledge of the Pantheon led him toward Cosmos' place.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Similarly to Sherlock Holmes in that his deductive abilities are very strong.

    Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya 
Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya, Goddesses of Yuri (Priestess of the Sun and Priestess of the Moon, Lunar Boobs (Chikane))
  • Lesser Goddesses
  • Symbol: The combined insignia of the sun and moon
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Himeko)/Chaotic Neutral (Chikane)
  • Reason for Joining: It is their destiny.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Himeko is unquestionably loyal, but for Chikane... if Cosmos denies her love to Himeko, she will not have that. Thankfully for Chikane, Cosmos isn't concerned about her sexual proclivities , so she has no reason to worry.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Melkor is unfazed by Himeko, but Chikane will have none of that.

    Hiro Nakamura 
Hiro Nakamura, God of Time Travel (Carp)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Takezo Kensei sword. Alternately, a Nissan Versa.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: That's how Supa-Hiros roll.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Extreme.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: At present, Medium, as his abilities are very plot-based. Should he join forces with an experienced time traveler such as Sam Beckett or any incarnation of The Doctor, this could increase drastically.

    Hong Meiling 
Hong Meiling, Goddess of Butt Monkeys (China, Chuugoku)
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: Chinese robe
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reasong for joining: To rescue her mistresses Sakuya Izayoi and Remilia Scarlet, who are now servants of Dio Brando and Dracula respectively. And get Remilia deified (Sakuya has already been)
  • Loyalty to Comsos: Like Reisen, Cosmos did not abuse Meiling like the residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, so her loyalty is confirmed.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Low. What do you expect from the Goddess of Butt Monkey?

    Horatio Caine 
Horatio Caine, God of the Quip to Black and... Dramatic Sunglasses-wearingnote 
  • Lesser God.
  • Symbol: His sunglasses
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reasons for joining: To investigate crime scenes done by Melkor thus legal actions... *puts on sunglasses* can be taken.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
  • Threat Level: Very Low. Melkor fashioned a hammer with several witty retorts on it just for him.

    Inspector Javert 
Inspector Javert, God of Pursuit (The Implacable One, Emperor of the Devils)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A silhouette of his hands.
  • Alignment: Absolute Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: To arrest the GUAE for their crimes.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He wants those guilty of evil to pay for their evil. He's loyal, though he is still uncomfortable being on the same team as Valjean.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Itsuki Koizumi 
Itsuki Koizumi, God of Deep Explanations
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A tiny red fireball
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: His True Companions are already here, and wants to help Haruhi and stay close to Kyon.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He follows who Haruhi and Kyon follows.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low if the battle takes place in the real world, but if closed space appears around the battlefield, medium.

    Jack Mc Coy 
Jack McCoy, God of Prosecution (The Junkyard Dog)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: McCoy has no Symbol, just a sound.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE is disorderly, and like his Badass of the Week profile says, he's here to "bring the fucking Order".
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as she follows the side of justice (she does), he shall give her loyalty in exchange.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low. But God help Melkor if Lenny Briscoe, McCoy's ally, should arrest him...

    Jack Sparrow 
Jack Sparrow, God of Piracy (Captain Jack Sparrow)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A compass with a translucent heart overlaid
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Jack's all about freedom, mate, and he don't take orders from anybody, savvy? The autocratic Alliance of Evil is, as such, right out. He isn't with the Alliance of Good formally, he is simply going along with them until such time as the threat of the GUAE has passed.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Not loyalty per se, but as long as Cosmos doesn't try to force him to do anything he doesn't want to, he'll help the GUAG against the GUAE.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Variable, depending on wind direction, phase of the moon, mood, who has the most shiny objects, and the current stock of rum.

    Jack the Farmer 
Jack the Farmer, God of Agriculture
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A golden farming hoe
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Is waiting to turn the grounds where the two Alliances fought into fertile grounds for farming.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high. Cosmos likes his produce, and besides, good people are more appreciative of his efforts anyway. Kinda helps she ensured he was getting paid well for helping keeping the forces of the GUAG well fed.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Taking him out would be a considerable blow to the GUAG's supply lines.

    Jacques Clouseau 
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau, God of Heroic Fools
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A beautiful diamond with a pink, panther-shaped flaw at its heart
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: For ze honor of France!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Unconfirmed, but has done nothing to betray the GUAG, so his loyalty is assumed moderate.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but his chaotic abilities make him a Wild Card.

Jade, Goddess of Reporters (Shauni, Miss Thyrus)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A camera shutter
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: To find out what the GUAE is really up to.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Provided she's not in on the conspiracy, Jade remains loyal to Cosmos.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. She seems to be just another reporter with a Simple Staff, but her Charged Attack is worrisome - she's resurrected the dead on one occasion, may be an alien life force with godlike powers - and she may have restarted her own franchise.

    Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage 
Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage, Gods of Busting Myths
  • Demigods
  • Symbol: Buster the Dummy
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Jamie), Chaotic Neutral (Adam)
  • Reason for joining: To test the myth that the GUAE is unbeatable.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Myth of loyalty: Confirmed.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-high, considering the amount of explosives, robots, and miscellaneous projectile weaponry they manage to get their hands on...

    Jean Valjean 
Jean Valjean, Protector of the Unjustly Accused, Forgiveness, and Sacrifice (The Convict, M.LeBlanc, Urbain Fabre)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A pair of silver candlesticks
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: To clear his name with Javert.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Uncomfortable working with Javert, but is glad Cosmos has given him a chance to prove his virtue.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Jerrica Benton 
Jerrica Benton, Goddess of Generosity (Jem)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: The Jem logo
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Eric Raymond, the greedy bastard, is on the other side.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty good.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate. While not a fighter, per se, she encourages her opponents to underestimate her, and has access to some fairly high-end technology.

    Jill Valentine 
Jill Valentine, Master of Unlocking (Jill Sandwich)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A S.T.A.R.S. badge
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: She's had to deal with the decayed and corrupt before, and those bastards nearly turned her into one of them literally, and she wants to keep the GUAE from doing that to anyone else.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of command.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Justy Ueki Tylor 
Justy Ueki Tylor, God of Luck (Captain Tylor, The Lucky Idiot, The Heratic Monkey)
  • Male Demigod
  • Symbol: A smiley-face button
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low-High. Melkor still can't figure out if Taylor is just a lucky moron or a tactical genius.

    Kanako Ohno 
Kanako Ohno, Goddess of Cosplay
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbols: Any clothing not her own
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: She and Ishida help make the clothing the GUAG members wear when they not out and about fighting evil.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Mild for now, until she figures out what Cosmos' "thoughts on yaoi" are.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent, as Ohno is almost strictly non-combat personnel.

    Kazumi Amano 
Kazumi Amano, Goddess of Cool Big Sisters
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Gunbuster in Arms-folded pose
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Ryusei asked for her help, knowing the good guys need Super Robot Badass power on their side, and she was happy to help.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Ryusei told her Cosmos was the leader of those doing the right thing, and her loyalty is pretty high, as she trusts his word on this.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Kenny Mc Cormick 
Kenny McCormick, God Of Revolving-Door Death ( Mysterion)
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: His hood, splattered with blood. Also nearby are two word bubbles: "Oh my God they killed Kenny!" and "You bastards!"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, Although new evidence suggests he might be of the Good alignments
  • Portfolio: Coming Back From The Dead, Getting Killed A Lot, Constant Voice Muffling, Chew Toys
  • Reason for Joining: To find out the reason why he cannot die, and to stop reviving and Cartman is in the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Immortality means that Kenny can die a multitude of times and yet still win in the end. He is also shown to be capable of leading entire armies to victory if he has his hands on a PSP.

    Kimihiro Watanuki 
Kimihiro Watanuki, Official Bitch of the Gods ( Tsubasa Li-kun #2)
  • Male Quasidiety
  • Symbol: A wiff of black smoke
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Yuko's orders.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Kino, Goddess of Walking the Earth
  • Demigoddess (she could have been Goddess of Travel itself, but is much to absorbed with her task)
  • Symbol: Hermes, her talking motorcycle
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: She's not really a permanent member. Kino and Hermes are just passing through.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Is not loyal to either side.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Kosh, God of Divine Empowerment
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Three-Edged Sword An Ice-Cream Koan.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: He was always here. The forces of Good are not for the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He will be where he must be.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Could most likely turn the tide of any battle, at the cost of his own existence. He would be recognized - by everyone.

    Kotomi Ichinose 
Kotomi Ichinose, Goddess of Dreadful Music
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Violin
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: The GUAE are a bunch of bullies. She doesn't like bullies.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat level to Melkor: Moderate. She's not a combatant, but if she ever plays a violin in front of him...

Kyon, God of Normality (The Immovable Object, Patron of Normality, John Smith)
  • Demigod (actually an Overdeity with sealed powers)
  • Symbol: The SOS Dan Logo with inverted colors
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for joining: Haruhi forced him. Or so he claims.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of Command.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. When push comes to shove, he will act from behind the scenes to return things to the status quo, by force if neccesary. Even if he doesn't unleash his full might, which is too unlikely to get him a higher threat rating, he does have the ear of Haruhi, and can prompt her to make changes if he so desires.

L Lawliet, God of Bunny Ears Lawyers (Ryuuzaki, Hideki Ryuuga, Deneuve, Eraldo Coil)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: An Old English-style capital L.
  • Alignment: Difficult to pin down; let's say Lawful Neutral.
  • Reason for joining: His long-awaited rematch with Light, which he's confident that he'll win now.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-High. She has offered the GUAG's support in his mission to stop Kira, not to mention worked out an arrangement to have him supplied with a 24/7 candy supply.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Fairly low, unless in investigation of a mysterious killers.

    Lain Iwakura 
Lain Iwakura, Goddess of the Internet (Lady of the Wired)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: The Navi OS logon screen
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    The Laughing Man 
The Laughing Man, God of Hackers
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Laughing Man Logo - a retrofitted Starbucks logo with the J. D. Salinger quote, "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes".
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: After years of consideration, he decided not to be one of those deaf-mutes.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. He tried the hero thing once before, and the GUAE simply subverted his efforts, turning his attempt at revealing the truth into just another Extra-Strength Masquerade.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: What he doesn't know, he can learn quickly. He just needs someone to act on that information.

    Leroy Jethro Gibbs 
Leroy Jethro Gibbs, God of Making Criminals Sweat and Punishing Stupidity (Agent Gibbs)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A NCIS Badge
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: As soon as he heard the GUAE was planning to do evil things, he signed on so he could get the GUAE to confess the evils they want to commit.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He told her that knows not all evil scum admit to what they want to do to the innocent, so he's helping her discover ALL of their evil deeds. She's grateful, and he's loyal in exchange.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low.

    Leto II Atreides 
Leto II Atreides, God of Prescience, Memory, Religious Manipulation, Sand Worms and Long-Term Planning, (Master of Fate, Pawn of Fate, Shai-Hulud, Shaitan, the Worm Who Is God, the God-Emperor, the Divided God, the Tyrant)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Atreides Hawk
  • Alignment: Lawful Good, Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: He foresaw that joining Cosmos is part of the Golden Path.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as he foresees that this will serve his goals, he will stand at her side.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He knows how to beat him. He just isn't sure of the cost.

    The Lorax 
The Lorax, God of Green Aesops
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Truffula tree
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: The Ents have long since died out, but the Lorax remains as the defender and speaker of that which is green and wooden. For the trees!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She appreciates the beauty of what he strives to defend.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low- a lecture about destroying forests doesn't pack much of a punch.

Ma-Ti, God of Heart

    Marge Simpson 
Marge Simpson, Co-Goddess of Compulsive Gamblers
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbols: A 4-foot blue beehive. Alternately, a red 1974 Chevrolet Chevelle wagon
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: She doesn't like their odds if the GUAE wins. Plus, Mr. Burns is with the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high; in return for Marge helping keep the GUAG's daily things going, Cosmos promised Marge a full scholarship for Lisa to the best university of her choosing.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low-she doesn't have much power in terms of combat or destruction of enemy sources/weaponry.

    Marco Rossi and Tarma Roving 
Marco Rossi and Tarma Roving, Gods of Military Mashup Machines
  • Quasideities
  • Symbol: Metal Slug Unit-001
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-Low, whether or not they have their Metal Slugs.

    Marisa Kirisame 
Marisa Kirisame, Goddess of Black Magic (The Ordinary Magician)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Love Sign - Master Spark
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: To steal any lots that the GUAE have.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat level to Melkor: Melkor would like to think it's Low or at least Moderate. After all she's just a human witch of human blood. Yet he KNOWS what kind of enemies she has overcome in the past.

    Masaya Aoyama 
Masaya Aoyama, God of Unreasonably Hated Love Interests
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The letter "mu"
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Lawful Evil when possessed)
  • Domains: Love, Charm, Loneliness, Loyalty, Strength, Otherness
  • Allies: Ichigo Momomiya
  • Reason For Joining: Joined to protect Ichigo Momomiya.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown, but he is a good guy. (At least he thinks he is...)
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Matt, God of Amazingly Popular Cannon Fodder (Mail Jeevas)
  • Quasideity, but his followers assign him the importance of a Greater God.
  • Symbol: His games console
  • Alignment: Unknown - he wasn't around for long enough for it to become clear.
  • Reason for Joining: Capturing the new Kira is priority #1, now that Mello has ensured he'll last longer this time.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Maya Fey 
Maya Fey, Goddess of Spirit Channeling (Mystic Maya)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A Magatama
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: She saw that "Nick" was in here, so she went along with him.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Whom Phoenix serves, she's willing to assist as well.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Melfina, Goddess of Mysterious Waifs
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: A butterfly
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Her and Dizzy were going to captured by the GUAE. Cosmos and the GUAG stopped them. She's rather grateful.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Michael Bay 
Michael Bay, God of Very Very Large Explosions
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A fiery boom!
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Wants to see the GUAE at the receiving end of several impressively-large blasts
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She's willing to let him set the above-mentioned reason for joining into motion.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Very Very Large Explosions, remember? Melkor does hope he will bankrupt the GUAG though.

Mithra, Goddess of Mantra Manipulation, Kidnapped Daughters and Faith power(Former priestess of the Seven Deities), (Asura's Daughter)
  • Theme song: Surge of Mantra.
  • Intermediate God Actually a potential Overdeity, as she allowed her father Asura to attain his pen-ultimate form, Mantra Asura.
  • Symbol: Her mantra halo
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To support her father, Yasha and Augus, and give spirtually empowered beings on the GUAG more power in combat, as well as Take down Gohma Vlitra.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high, and cosmos herself apppreciates the power boost mithra gives to to many of the spiritual beings on the pantheon, including herself. Mithra is also loyal to cosmos due to how she treats her like her own mother, Durga would.
  • Threat to Melkor: Melkor initally thought it would of be low due to how easy she was kidnapped, but it's actually almost as extreme as Professor Kabuto and Professor Saotome above, especially upon seeing Mithra grant Asura his first usage of his Mantra Form. The fact that she can make other spiritually powerful beings even more powerful thanks to her prayers doesn't help him much, either.

    Mohinder Suresh 
Mohinder Suresh, God of Thoughtful Narration
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: A DNA strand
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (He used to be, anyway. We're not entirely sure right now, but we sincerely doubt he's still Lawful. Or Good, for that matter.)
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Adrian Monk, God of Hyper Awareness (Mr. Monk, Monk)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Disinfecting Wipes
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Enlisted when he deduced that Nurgle, the god of plagues, was a commander in the GUAE
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-High. She arranged to make sure he's never short a disinfecting wipe. He appreciates that, not to mention he's also on retainer as a consulting detective like Holmes.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Mowgli, God of Wild Children
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A wolf
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE threaten the wild.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high, especially after her forces drove off an assault on the jungle he grew up in by Hexxus.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-he has a whole jungle of animals at his call.

    The MST 3 K Crew 
Tom Servo, Crow T Robot, Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson, Gods of Riffing
  • Intermediate Gods
  • Symbol: An asteroid with words carved in it
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: In a world ruled by evil, bad films will be omnipresent. As such, they wish to avoid the fate they are in permanently.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos has good cinematic taste.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. Joel is quite a good inventor, and Mike has demonstrated that he can blow up an Earth-sized planet with a baking soda bomb.

Navi, Goddess of Exposition (Annoying Fairy, Guardian Fairy)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: An exclamation point
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reasong for joining: Hey listen! Navi wants to join because it's good!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos considered Navi genuinely helpful. Loyalty confirmed.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Originally thought to be close to none; Melkor bought a flyswatter just because of her. Her threat has recently jumped to moderate, since she's proven to have an eagle eye for spotting the GUAE's critical weaknesses.

Ned, God of Pie (The Piemaker)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A slice of pie
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, but really just in it for the pie
  • Reason for Joining: Naturally inclined towards good; but, in particular, was promised that his powers would be removed or at least altered so that he and Chuck could live happily together without issue.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos did the promising.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Minimal, but the other members of the GUAG are immensely cheered by his pies.

Neo, God of Simulations (The One, Mr. Anderson)
  • Male Quasideity
  • Symbol: A green "1" on a black background
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: They chose him.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. When in his domain, he has the powers of a Greater God.

    Noah Bennet 
Noah Bennet, God of Bespectacled Badasses (HRG, Mr. Butler, The Man With Horn Rimmed Glasses)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His glasses
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny 
Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny, Goddesses of Inexplicably Identical Individuals'
  • Demigoddesses
  • Symbol: A nurse's cap and a police hat
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To protect all the innocent Pokémon that would be used as bio-weapons.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She supports their cause and is grateful they decided to help. Loyalty given.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate.

Oichi, Goddess of Guilt And Apology (Ichi, The Demon's Sister, Demon Queen)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Some sort of... dark hands coming from the ground.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: "The formation of GUAE and the 'Token Good Guy Members' is Ichi's fault..."
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos can manage to calm her better this time and she's been reminded by Ieyasu that she's got a lot of friends that care about her. So she feels happier over here 'being a good girl'.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Her dark powers are always active now and with Cosmos' help, it's even showing to gain self-control...

    Pacifica Casull 
Pacifica Casull, Goddess of Free Will (The Scrapped Princess)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A magic rune with neon lighting
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Her brother and sister protected her, and now it's time for her to protect them.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Parker Lewis and Ferris Bueller 
Parker Lewis and Ferris Bueller, Gods of Zany Scheming
  • Demigods
  • Symbols: Synchronized Swatches (Parker), an empty composition book (Ferris)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE is full of jerks who cramp their style.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Surprisingly high. They take good care of their buddies.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. At the very least, Melkor hasn't a chance in hell of catching them in the act.

    The Prisoner 
The Prisoner, God of Defiance and Mistrust (Number 6, John Drake)
  • Lesser God.
  • Symbol: A black blazer with white lining and a badge with a penny-farthing silhouette.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good.
  • Reason for Joining: He fought for his own freedom, and now he wants to fight for others.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate to High. Has a talent for getting out of impossible scrapes, and it's hinted that he has friends in high places.

     Professor Kabuto and Professor Saotome 
Professor Kabuto and Professor Saotome, Gods of Super Robot Engineering (Grandpa, Old Man)
  • Intermediate Gods
  • Symbol: A golden Z on an axe glowing with green energy.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (both)
  • Reason for joining: While both of them are pretty chaotic and self-centered (traits which all proper Mad Scientist-types possess), Kabuto and Saotome always look to the betterment and protection of mankind as the driving force in their work. Threatening humanity instantly makes them join the cause.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Not loyal beyond merely agreeing with her philosophy, but you can be damn sure they'd NEVER join the other side.
  • Threat Level To Melkor: INFINITE. These guys' creations are pretty much the very zenith, the very Platonic ideal of what Super Robots are. Any super robot pilot cannot look at his machine and say with a straight face that it was not inspired by Mazinger Z and/or Getter Robo. As such, all super robot pilots(good AND bad!) would flock to join them. Imagine the entire heroic cast of Super Robot Wars mobilizing just because of two people. And even more threatening to Melkor: they can create more robots to arm the GUAG with. If things were REALLY in the shitter for the GUAG, they might even finally cooperate to make an ultimate creation: a Super Robot created out of the practically indestructible Super Alloy Z and powered by both Photonic Energy and Getter Rays. The robot might just spontaneously develop sentience upon activation just by the sheer awesomeness of it.

    The Question 
The Question, God of Conspiracy Nutters (Vic Sage, "Nutjob", "That Kook")
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A question mark
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (or possibly good. He wouldn't fill out the questionnaire)
  • Reason for Joining: He didn't really join. That's what they want you to think. Or that's what he wants them to think. I've gone cross-eyed.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Quinn Mallory 
Quinn Mallory, God of Interdimensional Travel
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Timer
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: The War between the Grand Alliances is but one of his stops on his journey to find his way home once again.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High, if only due to his Chronic Hero Syndrome.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low, because he's so rarely in the Pantheon, and it's never the same Quinn from the same universe when he does appear, so he has to be filled in on what's going on every time.

    Reimu Hakurei 
Reimu Hakurei, Goddess of Miko (Shrine Maiden of Paradise, "Armpit Miko")
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Yin Yang Orb
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for joining: To protect Gensokyo, its barriers are being threatened by the GUAE. And she wants donations.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos donates to her donation box occasionally, so Reimu likes her.
  • Threat level to Melkor: with her spiritual abilities, potentially high.

    Reisen Udongein Inaba 
Reisen Udongein Inaba, Goddess of Bunnies (Udonge, Suppository, Useless Little Bunny Only Good For Her Sex Appeal)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: The GUAE is threatening the Eientei, and Reisen was sent as an earlier representative on Eientei's behalf.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos didn't bully or pick on her with the same frequency as the other Eientei residents, for some reason Reisen feels more comfortable with her, but she is still loyal to the Eientei.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low. She's just a Useless Little Bunny Only Good For Her Sex Appeal. However, her Threat Level is slowly but steadily rising as her tutelage under Itachi Uchiha in the art of genjutsu continues.

    Renton and Eureka 
Renton and Eureka, God and Goddess of Sky Surfing
  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: The Gekko State logo
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: To prove that love can emerge triumphant against all odds.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos treated Eureka with respect and friendship (even echoing Renton's sentiments Eureka's wings were beatiful), and both are grateful, and want to help out in exchange)
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Robert Edwin House 
Robert Edwin House, God of Human-Powered Machines (Mr. House, The House)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A poker chip with the number 38 on it.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for joining: There's no money or societal progress to be made if Melkor and his minions take over the universe.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: None whatsoever, he's merely good for the fact it's beneficial for him. But on the idea that he'll serve Cosmos because serving Melkor holds no advantages for him, he's absolutely loyal.
  • Threat to Melkor: Low, he's a good Chessmaster but his Securitrons aren't good for much besides Cannon Fodder. However, rumor has it he's on the lookout for a legendary "platinum chip", and if he finds it, he can upgrade his Securitrons to be much more dangerous and raise his threat level up to Moderate.

    Roland Deschain 
Roland Deschain, God of Cyclic Time (Roland of Gilead, The Gunslinger, The Last Gunslinger)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: Two revolvers and a rose in front of a sooty black tower
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: During his travels, he bumped into Garland a few moments before he was granted the power to become Lord Chaos. Feeling bad that he didn't "just shoot him" the last time, he wants a second crack at Chaos.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Rorschach, God of the Nietzschian Abyss
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A black inkblot on a white background
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good... though frankly, no-one is keen on getting close enough to make sure.
  • Reason for Joining: Justice must be served.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Mistrustful of her, but justice must be served in any way possible.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Rorschach is creepily resourceful and any attempts to appeal his.. warmer nature are met with force. However, Melkor knows he doesn't play well with others.

    Sam and Dean Winchester 
Sam and Dean Winchester, Gods of Woobiedom
  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbols: An amulet that burns hot in the presence of God and arsey hair
  • Alignment: Mainly Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: It was a deal. They help Cosmos with the GUAE problem, and she gives them a hand in quashing the incestuous slash fanfic.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

Samaritan, God of Heroic Overwork (Asa Martin)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: That weird chest insignia of his
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Heroes are always compelled to help.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Absolute.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Samuel Beckett 
Dr. Samuel Beckett, God of Leaping (96 different names...and counting)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: Quantum Leap Accelerator
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for joining: Largely the same as with Quinn Mallory (see below)
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very High. He wants to go back home to his hot, sexy wife, but he just can't stop Setting Right What Once Went Wrong.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He doesn't just combat Melkor in the present, he undoes Melkor's damage in the past! And it seems he'll be doing it for a very long time...

Sanji, God of Team Chefs ("Black Leg", Mr. Prince)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His jolly roger
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for joining: With Luffy's bottomless stomach on the front lines, someone experienced in keeping him fed needs to be on staff.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He will always be eternally loyal to his goddess Cosmos-swama~!
  • Threat to Melkor: High. Sanji is a perfectly capable fighter who can protect the non-combatants of the Support Squadron.

    Sasami Masaki Jurai 
Sasami Masaki Jurai, Mini-Goddess of Love Underdogs (Sasami Kawai)
  • Demigoddess (shares a body with a Greater Goddess, is set to fuse and upgrade sometime around puberty)
  • Symbol: A pair of cherry-shaped hair ribbons
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Also to help Tenchi. Mostly here to support the GUAG with her cooking.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Rather strong.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Seto Kaiba 
Seto Kaiba, God CEO of Young Money (Kaiba Boy, The Prince of Games)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The KaibaCorp logo
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Screw the money Melkor was offering him, he has rules about that sort of thing. Plus, when they tried to recruit him, they didn't even use a card game to try and seal the deal!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Yugi Muto played him for a few rounds as part of Kaiba's contract for joining, and as long as Yugi doesn't walk, Kaiba won't either, at least for the duration of his contract.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderately Low normally. Could become High if the GUAE threaten Mokuba, though.

    Sherlock Holmes 
Sherlock Holmes, God of Deductive Reasoning (The Consulting Detective, Sigerson, Holmes, Sherringford)
  • Demigod
  • Symbols: A deerstalker hat, a magnifying glass and a pipe
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE has many devious schemes and crimes that the GUAG need help solving, and Holmes decided it would not only save him from boredom, and he also suspects Professor Moriarty is behind some of their activities.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She has him on the GUAG's retainer to solve some of the more dastardly plots enacted by the GUAE, and besides, Cosmos reminds him (in a good way) of the only woman he was ever beaten by. Not to mention, the GUAE has his mortal enemy amongst their forces, so his loyalty is quite high.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Holmes's deductive skills are second to none, and can potentially foil many schemes. Recently weaponized those deductive skills, not only increasing his threat level in direct combat, but greatly decreasing the threat of assassination. Also picked up a tendency to be Crazy-Prepared.

    Shiki Tohno 
Shiki Tohno and Shiki Ryougi, God and Goddess of Direct Death
  • Lesser Deities
  • Symbol: A fruit knife over a red jacket
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Tohno), True Neutral (Ryougi)
  • Reason for Joining: For Shiki Tohno, many of the GUAE are no better than his own dark side, and he doesn't want the GUAE to spill innocent blood like Nanaya. For Ryougi Shiki, she joined when when she saw Souren Araya was in the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Shiki Tohno's Enemy Without / Enemy Within Nanaya Shiki is in the GUAE, and he has joined Cosmos' side in hopes of finding a way to permanently destroy that aspect of himself. As for Ryougi Shiki, she's helping Shiki Tohno because they have fought together once before.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH, given their abilities to kill anything. Ryougi will become EXTREME if ever her Third Personality, the Void itself, awakens.

    Shirou Emiya 
Shirou Emiya, God of Weapon Fabrication (Archer)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A black cog. As Archer, the twin swords Kanshou and Bakuya
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: He wants to be a hero.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: So, he did what any hero would do. Join the good guys and swear allegiance to their leader, though he's made it clear that this decision was not one he is absolutely obligated to do. Cosmos merely told him to follow his conscience, and as a result, he's a team player for now.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. A virtually limitless supply of enchanted weapons to be used against him is no laughing matter.

    Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki 
Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki, Gods of Yaoi
  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: BL
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Sora Kajiwara 
Sora Kajiwara, Goddess of Quiet-Types and Inner Monologue
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: Her sketchbook
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Speed Racer 
Speed Racer, God of Awesome Cars
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The Mach 9
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Racing a car isn't much, but it's all he knows how to do and he has to do something.
  • Loylaty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low

    Spongebob Squarepants 
Spongebob Squarepants, God of Cash Cows
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A jellyfish
  • Alignment: Neutral Good / Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Officially, because its the right thing to do. Unofficially, many suspect it to be a power play.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He is immortal, and regenerates much faster than many of the other similar beings on each side. And as a character from a comedy, his power knows no defined limits.

    Steve Irwin 
Steve Irwin, Keeper of Beasts (The Crocodile Hunter)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Those shorts The Saltwater Crocodile
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: If the GUAE is allowed to win, all sorts of Irwin's beloved beasts would be enslaved and used as troops, living weapons, or things to hunt. In the name of the Crocs, he must be vigilant.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He asked her if she thought all animals should be given refuge from being used for war or the whims of evil. She agreed (though pointed out some of the Pantheon has animal formed gods that have joined the fight, and after a little debate on the subject, he joined hands with the GUAG.
  • Threat Level To Melkor: Moderate To High, especially if Steve manages to Heel–Face Turn most of the bestial forces in Melkor's forces. Come to think of it, he never did met Melkor before, so if he confuses him for a interesting new animal and proceeds to tackle him, the threat level could be significantly larger.

    Stuart Smalley 
Stuart Smalley, God of Self-Esteem (Sen. Al Franken, D-MN)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A mirror
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people worship Him!)
  • Reason for Joining: To be surrounded by people who feel good about themselves and others.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Takeshi Kaga 
Takeshi Kaga, God of Cuisine (Chairman Kaga)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A yellow bell pepper
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Elzam von Branstein invited him to prepare meals to keep the GUAG in good health, and he accepted, as long as Elzam accepted a cooking duel, which he did.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos appreciates his cooking.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Takumi Fujiwara 
Takumi Fujiwara, God of Racers (Tak, Tofu Boy)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: AE86 "panda Trueno" (that's Toyota Corolla GT-S to you)
  • Alignment: True Neutral (understeer being the enemy of drifters...)
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Tali'Zorah nar Rayya 
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Goddess of Unseen Faces (Tali, Tali'Zorah vas Neema, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Her helmet
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Helping out Commander Shepard and defending the Quarians that Melkor has threatened.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Quite high. Cosmos also promised the protection of the Quarians that they can find a new home, plus the GUAG is also working on to help her develop something to get past that weak immune system for her race, thus Tali wanted to help.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. It would've been high due to her involvement against the Reapers and siding with Shepard, but her lack of immune system puts her rather low since it caused fragility.

    Tedd Verres 
Tedd Verres, God of Transformation Rays
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The TF Gun
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE wants to use Grace for her valuable alien genes and potential as a living weapon. For her sake, he must take up the metaphorical sword.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: It would appear to be relatively low, if not a bit of a nuisance given his gender-bending tendencies. That said, he has been described as a 'far more dangerous rarity' than the regular magic users of his home universe, so it might be best to keep an eye on him, just to be safe...

    Terra Branford 
Terra Branford, Goddess of Motherly Protection (The Esperkin, The Girl Who Pilots the Magitek Armor, Tina Branford)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: A black and red crystal
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Wishes to eradicate all war and destruction and create a peaceful, happy world. Her Arch-Enemy Kefka being in Melkor's ranks also helped.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate normally, as she isn't too enthusiastic about fighting. But as an extreme Mama Bear, if she sees the younger warriors of the GUAG in danger she may enter her Esper form and leap into the fray to save them. In this state of mind with her primal instincts active and her powers heightened, her rating rises to High.

    Tinker Bell 
Tinker Bell, Goddess of Fairies (Tink)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: A tiny magic wand
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE refuse to believe in fairies, which would weaken her
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High, by virtue of her ability to grant the power of flight to others.

    Tohru Honda 
Tohru Honda, Goddess of Transformation (Maiden of the Sohma Clan)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A riceball
  • Alignment: depends on the Zodiac Sign, but mostly Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To spread happiness and peace
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Veralidaine Sarrasri 
Veralidaine Sarrasri, Goddess of Animals (Daine)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A silver Badger's Claw
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Could she be a heroine? Possibly...
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate. As long as she can protect her friends, both human and animal, her loyalty will be unwavering.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: She is married to one of the most powerful mages in her corner of the multiverse, and her powers provide her with control over wildlife that surpasses that of even Fluttershy and the ability to transform into practically any animal she wants. Melkor is also aware of the time that she temporarily gained the ability to animate and control an army of dinosaur skeletons and is more than a little concerned that she may find a way to do so once again. High.

    WALL-E and EVE 
Wall E and EVE, God and Goddess of Heartwarming (Waste Allocation Load Lifter — Earth Class, Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator)
  • Demigods
  • Symbol: Pixar Logo (That, or the BnL logo)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Is on cleanup duty after major victories against the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium. WALL-E is not much of a threat, bu EVE has a spaceship armada she can call on.

    Willy Wonka 
Willy Wonka, God of Confectionery (The Candy Man, The Amazing Chocolatier)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Golden Ticket.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (let's just say he's not...responsible for the consequences of not listening to him)
  • Reason for Joining: In a world ruled by evil, there is no place for candy. Such a world cannot be allowed to be.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: His loyalty for her was affirmed rather strongly when he found out she had a sweet tooth.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low, unless Melkor could somehow be enticed into Mr. Wonka's factory. He provides direct support to L, though.

    Yugi Muto 
Yugi Muto, God of Card Duelists (The King of Games)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Dark Magician
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: With Zorc present on the GUAE, Yugi fears that the Games of Darkness will be unleashed upon humanity once more, and the Nameless Pharaoh and his reincarnation/host/successor is/are the only one(s) who can seal them. Third time's the charm!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low unless Atem steps in. Then, medium.

Yogurt, God of Moichendizing
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A set of collectible figurines made in his image
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Officially, to provide advice and wisdom. Unofficially, the contract he insisted on Cosmos signing stipulates that he have full merchandising rights to any and all "War of the Gods" paraphernalia.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Good. He hears she's got deep pockets.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. He's the source of much of the GUAG's financial capital, and funds most of their operations.

    Yukari Tanizaki 
Yukari Tanizaki, Goddess of Bad Drivers (Yukari-sensei)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: The Yukari-mobile (a current-model but extremely beaten-up Toyota)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (she means well...really)
  • Reason for Joining: The promise of an indestructible car.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderately high, especially after Cosmos arranged for her to have a steak dinner ready for her as a thank you for signing up.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme....if he's in the car with her.

    Yukari Yakumo 
Yukari Yakumo, Guardian of the Boundaries of Time And Space
  • Greater Goddess
  • Symbol: An umbrella near a black hole.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reasong for joining: She realizes the dangers and selfishness of the GUAE and for that, she decided to give her hand to the forces of good.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is her drinking buddy, so she's helping a friend too.
  • Threat level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. One of the most broken individuals in the Pantheon.

    Yuki Nagato 
Yuki Nagato, Goddess of Magic from Technology
  • Intermediate Godess
  • Symbol: SOS Dan Logo
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Press-ganged by Haruhi. Also, wherever Kyon goes, Yuki goes.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Dependant on Kyon's.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. Although she doesn't want to fight because she could harm the fabric of space and time, if she is forced into action she is incredibly powerful.

    Yuko Ichihara 
Yuko Ichihara, Goddess of The Multiverse and Devil Deals (The Dimensional Witch)

    Yurika Kirishima 
Yurika Kirishima, Goddess of Drill Hair
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: The Seijyun High School logo
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: To atone for her previous transgressions as a hired assassin and her role in her younger brother Kurow's attempt to take over Japan
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Yuta and Mana 
Yuta and Mana, God and Goddess of Immortals
  • Lesser God and Goddess
  • Symbol: A scrap of mermaid's flesh
  • Alignment: Lawful Good and True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

    Yuyuko Saigyouji 
Yuyuko Saigyouji, Goddess of Cute Ghost Girl
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Bunch of spirits that usually surround her
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Because she's hungry and wants to eat'em all. She also realizes the danger the GUAE possesses though.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Melkor knows just how broken her power can be.

    Zak Saturday 
Zak Saturday, God of Cryptids (Kur)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Claw, the Saturdays 'S'
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Unknown.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
  • Threat Level To Melkor: Unknown.