Funny: Sonic For Hire
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- Sonic needs rent money, so Tails got him a job, as a Paperboy.
- Sonic: This is bullshit!
- Sonic has enough and steals a TV.
- Sonic: (While getting punched repeatedly by Mike Tyson every time he says a word.) WHY! ISN'T! ANYBODY! STOPPING THIS!!!???
- Eggman: Just me here. Hanging out. In my undies.
Eggman: Okay time to pay up. Just let me get 'em out of my uuh... FUCK YOU STINKBALL! *Runs away laughing*
- The fact he runs around in underwear for the ENTIRE SERIES is funny and messed up at the same time.
- Eggman ditching Sonic after the former unclogs his toilet.
- "I'm a podiatrist".
- Knuckles owns a burger joint.
- "Fryin' and buyin'!"
- Sonic getting revenge on Eggman by jizzing in his burgers.
- Sonic becomes an escort, to Mother Brain.
Sonic: Tails said you were the brainy type, but I was expecting more of the sexy librarian than the... giant pulsating brain monster.
Mother Brain: What do you expect? I'm a mutant brain monster, I pop out kids like a goddamn gumball machine.Soniqua: Daddy? *Vomits on Sonic*Sonic: Fuck.
- Sonic and Mother Brain had a daughter, Soniqua, within hours of having sex.
- Sonic meeting Kirby.
Kirby: Here comes another motherfucker.
- Thunderhead's debut episode, featuring Tyrus.
Tyrus: Now let's do it on the battlefield!
- Sonic sending Pit to his doom.
- Tails getting tortured by the hospital TV.
- After Sonic kills Dig Dug.
Monster 1: Now we can go rape that village weee!Monster 2: Hooray monster rape!
- The balloon in the Bomberman episode happily saying "Go fuck yourself!"
- Sonic playing Ice Hockey.
Hockey Player: I am enjoying a many blue jeans.Sonic: I... don't know how to respond to that.Hockey Player: I would like very much to having the sex with American prostitute.Sonic: I actually think I can help you with that one.
- and talking to one of the players, who doesn't speak American good.
- "GET A TASTE OF THE ZAMBONI PONY!"
- Sonic not really caring about Birdo's gender after face-sexing it.
Sonic: Whatever, I'm a busy guy! I can't be constantly checking for penises all the time! So what's my next job?Mario: Alright, your next job is—wh-wait a second—who's too busy to check for a penis?Sonic *points to himself*: This guy! I got places to go, and penises not to check!
- Mario pulling his knife out and providing his own sound effect.
- Mario: Why is this thing here? These don't occur in nature...
- In the Link episode, Link guides Sonic and his crew to the princess. However, they find a Margarita Bar instead ...
- Link: MARGARITAS!!!
- Everyone except for Tails: MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS!
- Tails: I hate you! I fucking hate all of you!
- "Awww TITS!"
- The unexpected tank appearance in Tecmo Bowl.
Sonic: You know if it weren't for my awesome touchdowns you guys wouldn't have gotten away with it so... where's my Gatorade dunk?Earthworm Jim: I got your dunk right here.(Zip)Sonic: What are you talkin abou—Nooooo!
- "When you're in Las Vegas and eat chicken Caesar salad, and find out that it gives you the shits, but you're stuck walking the strip and almost crapped behind some bushes, then you run into a casino and bust down the stall door, and SHIT ALL OVER THE PLAAAAAACE!"
- Robotnik's reason for never leaving South America.
Robotnik: THERE'S COKE ON TITS!!!
- El Padrino's appearance.
- Soniqua puts the Duck Hunt dog in crib with a bonnet and socks.
Soniqua: Baby Soniqua want breast feed?
- "Soniqua loves her new dog so much, that she started training it to battle these things called... Pocket Monsters? Is that right? That sounds like a dick joke waiting to happen."
- Cash Explosion fucking moron.
- Sonic winds up in jail.
Sonic: Uuhhhh things cannot get worse.Thunderhead: Sonic! I can't believe it's you, lets celebrate! I gotta condom full of wine up my ass, one sec — hold on, let me get that out.
- Thunderhead easily taking the Eye Monster out in "Final Fantasy" but takes out the characters really quickly.
- As Sonic and Gilius stand in a bright cheerful meadow staring at a crowd of Pokémon.
Sonic: Badasses in jail told you about THIS?Gillius: Did I say "badasses"? I meant pedophiles. Prison does strange things to people.
- Scribblenauts gets a mention when Soniqua types "Avocado Tits".
Sonic: Huh, that is a lot of crack and porno.
- Sonic types in "True Happiness"
- Season 4's Kirby.
- Sonic in Mass Effect. He fitted in rather perfectly.
Sonic: OH SHIT! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!Sonic: OOOH MUTHAFUCKA SAID JELLYFISH!
- Slippy: Do a Barrel Roll!
- Sonic and Tails trying to destroy the Alien Queen that turns out to be Alf. Tails keeps on being attacked by Facehuggers while Sonic keeps on trying to find food. And gets jealous when Tails gets attacked.
- Two Words: Destroy Venom
Mother Brain: I told him there was always room for a giant worm in my cockpit, but it was gonna cost him!Sonic: What the fuck? Why is everything about revolting brain sex with you?Mother Brain: Who said anything about sex? I told him he could use my ship but it was gonna cost five dollars, He said he was a giant space worm and had no concept of money, so he took the small ship.
- Tails listening to Gangman Style.
- Eggman deep-frying a wallet and then eating it.
- Soniqua herself on top of an arwing. Also, "AVOTACO!"
- We also get this dialogue after Frank the Worm dies.
Tails (Still listening to Gangnam Style and sees that Frank's Arwing got destroyed): HOLY SHIT!!! Hey you guys better not be going to Espacios Tacos Locos!
- And at the end ...
- "EGGMAN RUSH!" ....it's all the Zerg can say...
- "Dryin' and dyin'!!"
- Sonic killing Sparkster out of annoyance for his inconsistent sequels (and for not getting paid).
Pig Soldier: Yaaaaaay!
- Sonic tries to stop himself from having children with Lucca, so what does he do? Call Eggman to dress up as Sonic.
Lucca: "Hurry up Sonic, I'm waiting for you!"Eggman: "I'm on my way, *sticks head out of the door* sugar tits!
- Due to time travel, the president is Princess Potato.
- Sonic: Oh sweet! Bacon, Egg, and Cheese!! ...Oh, and BJs!
- Tails: Hey!! Get away from there!! THAT'S MY PISS JAR!!
- Sonic: Oh my god! Kathleen Turner ate Eggman! You crazy bitch!
- The taco sandwich. Two tacos for bread, and between that, ten tacos.
- The Butterfly Effect in action.
Crash: Whatever that fatty fat Eggman did in the past made me the most popular thing since Torn-Apart-With-Your-Hands-Bread!Sonic: You mean sliced bread?Crash: What is a, "sliced bread"?
- Gilius Thunderhead posing as Sonic. Sonic challenges Thunderhead to prove he's the real Sonic by spindashing, but Thunderhead thinks that it involves "tripping on bath salts and dry-humping J.C. Penney mannequins".
- Sonic fooling Mario's initial hitmen that Eggman is Sonic.
- Eggman believing that there is food. His expression is priceless.
- Sonic turning into Wario in "Things Get Messy".
- Lucca's "new" child. Eggman says "that is one ugly little kid". (The child has Eggman's face and wears underwear).
- Sonic and Co getting high from the Toejam and Earl hallucination is funnier than the first time.
- "Daddy's busy at the moment. He's a toilet now."
- Eggman's reaction to the idea of rebuilding the entire world using his shit.
Eggman: "This sounds smart. Hm. I like this."
- From "Elevator Action", Eggman's bucket list◊.
- One particular scene from "Kung Fu" stands out - Kirby comes to the place to live a life of peace. Sonic and Tails talk him into killing just one guy. The altercation happens offscreen, and when it cuts back the place is filled with blood and guts, with Sonic and Tails staring in disbelief.