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Main/Heavily Recurring Characters
- Amusing Injuries / Butt Monkeys: Sonic, Tails, Eggman and Jim have all become this as the show progresses.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Sonic, Tails, Eggman, and Jim by season 5. At this point, they can't even bear to not hang out with eachother.
Voiced by: Micheal WilliamThe main character of the show who is always looking for a job but fails almost all of the time. He is really lazy and rude but there are several moments where he does feel like he's accomplished something.
- Abusive Parents: He wanted to kill Soniqua off until he found out that she helps him out in threatening situations.
- He also wanted to wipe his and Lucca's children out of existence.
- Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: Sonic's fate. Subverted. Sonic eventually gets bored and gives up his position.
- Anti-Hero: On his better days.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: Many of his problems stem from his inability to pay attention.
- His response to being given the keys to a dying bar is to go on a long monologue which results in him concluding that he wants to watch Tombstone.
- Baleful Polymorph: In season 1, the Eggplant Wizard turns him into, surprise, an eggplant. Damage of the space-time continuum turns him into Wario.
- Butt-Monkey: In season 1, and especially season 4.
- Broke Episode: Inverted, most of the series is about Sonic being broke. In Season 3, he becomes rich off of mafia money, before losing it all.
- He does become rich in Season 6 due to time traveling though.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: A number of times, such as in Tapper, Burger Time, Atari, and Star Craft Sonic is shown to be actually competent at his job. However, his short attention span and low tolerance for other people mars things.
- Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life: By Season 7, Sonic has been a mafia boss, a movie star, went to space, travelled through time, became rich, died, came back to life and done everything he has ever wanted be be. Thus, he drags everybody along to find the Creator, so he can know that there's still some greater purpose for him.
- Everyone Has Standards: He is disturbed by the murderous tendencies of Kirby and Dig Dug.
- Have I Mentioned I am Gay?: To be fair, he does use it as an excuse to not go out with Amy, and to not murder innnocents with Kirby.
- Idiot Hero: While others (Usually Tails or Eggman) are on occasion to blame, nearly all of his failed jobs stem from his inability to stay on task or care. He also drinks lead on occasion for no reason.
- Jerkass: His low tolerance for other people and drug abuse certainly make him unpleasant to be around.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Occasionally shows a softer side around Tails and Soniqua.
- Mistaken for Gay: By Mega Man, with Tails.
- Only Sane Man: Sonic has been occasionally shown to be this, particularly in the presence of Thunderhead or some of the lesser characters.
- Pet the Dog: His treatment of Soniqua is much better than anyone else.
- The Hero Dies: Also, Death Is Cheap
- Really Gets Around: He's had sex with too many women to count.
- Seen It All: He's jumped through enough games to not be surprised at most of what he sees.
- Super Speed: Yeah, no shit. However, he's shown to have problems distance running.
- Trigger Happy: A major reason why he kills so many people.
- Too Dumb to Live: As a mob boss, the first thing he does is get alcohol poisoning, food poisoning, sun poisoning, and lead poisoning.
- Villain Protagonist: Kills others for reasons of varying pettiness. Becomes an extreme example in season 4. It could also be said that most of the problems in the series are caused by Sonic himself.
Voiced by: Mike ParkerSonic's put-upon sidekick/StraightMan. While clearly smarter than most of his company, his inability to lead situations and his bossiness earns the ire of people around him.
- Arc Villain: Becomes this in season 4 as a Rich Bitch.
- Butt-Monkey: Beginning in season 2, but season 5 is the absolute low point for him.
- Deadpan Snarker: In response to Sonic's shenanigans.
- The Dog Bites Back: In season 4, he takes the time to mail a bomb to Sonic, as reparations for his asshole behavior.
- Fiction 500: In season 4, he becomes so rich he can take hot gold showers.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Temporarily becomes this in season 5, as part of his Laser-Guided Karma.
- The Lancer: To Sonic.
- Laser-Guided Karma: After becoming a total asshole in season 4, Tails Butt-Monkey status ramps Up to Eleven in season 5.
- Mission Control: He spends most of Season 1 and part of season 2 providing jobs for Sonic.
- Mistaken for Gay: As a Running Gag.
- Mr. Exposition: See above.
- Noodle Person: In Season 6, temporal shenanigans cause this.
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: He has an absolute disdain for Link.
- The Starscream: Betray's Sonic in the season 3 finale.
- Not So Above It All: Tails feels like he's the only competent person in the group in season 3. However, during his short tenure as Mob boss, he is almost as bad at his job as Sonic.
- Only Sane Man: Most particularly in season 3. His competence since then has dipped slightly.
- Power Floats: But it's really impractical, since Tails can already fly. Lampshaded as well.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Taken Up to Eleven in Season 4 when he becomes rich and loses his sensibility.
- Yank the Dog's Chain: After suffering a massive Humiliation Conga in season five, Tails eventually loses his mansion, all of his money and reputation due to Sonic's time travelling shenanigans.
Dr. EggmanLong time enemy, new time friend of Sonic. After being little more than a nuisance in Season 1, Eggman comes to realize that he has nothing to do with his life if Sonic dies, and eventually becomes his friend.
- Adipose Rex: In Season 6,he steals Sonic's time machine to fix his past mistakes. The end result is that he does win, but he also invents the incredibly-fattening Taco Sandwich and becomes an immobile blob.
- Big Bad: He was a recurring villain and nuisance in Season 1.
- Big Damn Heroes: Saves Sonic's life in the season 2 finale.
- Big Eater: He especially loves fried Mexican food.
- Butt-Monkey: Not as often as Sonic or Tails but still has his fair share of Amusing Injuries.
- Ditzy Genius: His robot building skills mostly see use in building deep fryers and funny-looking but useless upgrades for machines. However, as seen in "Falco," he can create actual weapons if he's not distracted. (He still couldn't hold off the deep fryers though)
- Fan Disservice: He spends most of the show without pants. Also, his Giant Pixel Dick in season 7.
- Fat Bastard: Mostly in Season 1, but he still shows it later on.
- Fat Idiot: Most of the time. His obsession with food can cloud his judgement.
- Flanderization: He suffered some, mainly due to his food obsession, which is heavily shown in Seasons 5 and 6.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Jim seems to be the only guy in the group who genuinely likes him.
- Heel–Face Turn: He performs one of these after he realizes that his life would be meaningless without Sonic.
- Not That Kind of Doctor: He's a podiatrist, just like Dr. Wily.
- Poisonous Person: When the Battletoads lick him, they die.
- Seen It All
- Show Within a Show: "Cooking With Eggman"
- Toilet Humor: He's always in his undies. Two things on his bucket list are "have someone regret NOT rebuilding the universe using Eggman shit" and "Fart in Tails's mouth."
- Ascended Extra: Originally just a recurring character before joining Sonic's gang.
- Baleful Polymorph: Temporal shenanigans turn him into Yoshi.
- Berserk Button: Make sure to get his some fucking water when he asks.
- Big Damn Heroes: Save's Sonics life in the season 2 finale.
- Butt-Monkey: Has it a bit easier compared to the rest of the main characters.
- Straight Man: He's usually the foil to everybody else's antics.
- Heel–Face Turn: Originally wanted to kill Sonic for stealing his suit, but later forgives him and even saves Sonic from Mario's Mob Melee.
- Not So Above It All: Ever since he spent several months surrounded by South American coke and prostitutes, he's been notably more hedonistic.
- The Drag-Along
- With Friends Like These...:Jim: <Drinking from a water bottle> "Why do I hang out with you assholes?"Sonic: "Don't drink that; it's a roofie cocktail I made for the cheerleaders.
KirbyUnlike the friendly Kirby, this incarnation of Kirby is a psychopath. He murders innocent creatures and is known to randomly eat anything. In Season 4, he becomes a famous movie director and tries to help Sonic out.
- Axe-Crazy: He loves to murder way too much.
- Bad Boss: In season 4, whenever a Waddle Dee arrives to give Kirby a drink, Kirby murders them.
- Bloody Hilarious: Beats innocent creatures until blood is spewing out of them.
- Catch-Phrase: "LOVE IT!"
- Demoted to Extra: He gets a passing mention in Season 5, and one line in season 6.
- Extreme Doormat: After weaning off murder, he becomes very depressed and just puts up with other's shit.
- Fat Bastard
- Off the Wagon: After being run out of Hollywood, he spent time in a temple to stop murdering people. After Sonic and Tails makes him murder just one more person, he goes on a spree.
- Token Evil Teammate: While Sonic and the gang aren't what you would call heroes, Kirby is a crazed psycopath.
- Yes-Man: In Season 4, he loves everything Sonic and Tails say, but sometimes immediately goes back on that.
SoniquaSonic's and Mother Brain's daughter that was born after Sonic (He was drunk) had sex with Mother Brain. Mother Brain quickly gave birth to her, much to Sonic's chagrin. Sonic initially wanted to kill her off, saying that it'll prevent him from paying child support. However, after Soniqua saves Sonic from getting killed by Goro, Sonic values Soniqua (a lot more than Tails, that's for sure).
- Ambiguous Gender: Confirmed to be a female.
- Berserk Button: Soniqua will brutally murder anyone who threatens Sonic.
- Big Damn Heroes: Has saved Sonic from death many times.
- Gender Equals Breed: Sonic + Mother Brain = Soniqua
- Honor Before Reason: Will do anything to protect her father, no matter how little Sonic cares about her.
- Mama Bear: Soniqua is this to Sonic.
- Morality Pet: To Sonic.
- Parental Neglect: Niether parent is really sure what gender she is. Sonic starts off as an Abusive Parent, but even after he improves, she still goes off to battle Pokemon by herself and spend time in hell.
- Super Strength
- Word-Salad Humor: Avocado.
Gilius ThunderheadA very incompetent and unpredictable ally, Thunderhead can get on anybody's nerves. Sonic meets him and he orders Sonic to have sex with Tyris, which Sonic finds disgusting. Even though this backfires, Tyris seems to like Sonic enough to help him against Mario's Mafia. He had a temporary stay at Sonic's mafia office, but once the crew started drifting away, Thunderhead got sent to jail after starting a bar and committing some crimes, and has gotten an obsession with "ass-wine" (putting a condom full of wine up his ass).
- Anything That Moves
- An Axe to Grind: Like in the games, he uses an axe as his Weapon of Choice.
- And Then John Was a Zombie: Once again, due to his stupidity, he got zombified after a zombie bit him while having sex with her.
- Ass Shove: His "ass-wine.''
- Basement-Dweller: Lives with his mom.
- Big Damn Heroes
- Last-Name Basis: He's only referred to by his last name. In fact, his first name was never even said once.
- Show Within a Show: "Dr. Thunderhead's Prescription Love-Pad"
- Sixth Ranger: Joins Sonic's gang for a while when he was in the mafia.
- The Other Darrin: In-Universe, after Sonic used time travel to become rich, Thunderhead was hired to replace Sonic in public.
- Ascended Extra: Has a much bigger role in Season 6.
- Beneath the Mask: Appears to be joyful, but is actually very discontent with his life and Burger Time. His depression is shown a bit more in Season 4.
- Burger Fool: Manages it!
- Driven to Suicide: After being trapped in a white void with Sonic, Tails, Eggman, and Jim. he fails.
- 11th Hour Ranger
- Future Loser: Retroactive version. His modern day loser burger-joint-owning self appeared first, followed by his hopeful and relatively joyful self. When Sonic and company attempt to fix the timeline in season 6, Knuckles expressed distaste at his current status in life and tries to save himself.
- Large Ham
- Jive Turkey
- Rhymes on a Dime: "Frying and buying!"
- White Boxing Gloves: Pointed out to be wearing boxing gloves by Eggman several times in Season 6 and himself in Season 4.
Mother BrainThe mother of Soniqua and an extremely horny and grotesque "mutant brain monster".
- Explosive Breeder"What do you expect I'm a mutant brain monster, I pop out kids like a god damn gumball machine."
- Fan Disservice
- Easily Forgiven: After Sonic tries to kill Mother Brain, she forgives him after being shown "cable satellite television."
- Un Entendre: Although she makes a lot of innuendos, on at least one occasion she did it by accident.MB: "I told [Frank} that there's always room for a giant worm in my cockpit, but it was going to cost him!"
Dominique Wilkins Poster/Person/CreatorA former NBA Basketball player who played for the Atlanta Hawks, he is heavily featured on the poster that Sonic really likes to watch. After the poster's death in Season 2, Sonic orders Dominique Wilkins to be frozen in carbonite.
- God: In a VERY big twist, he turns out to be this at the very last episode.
- Killed Off for Real: In a quite unceremonious way, really.
- Running Gag: Pretty much a running gag in the first and second season.
- Spanner in the Works: Darth Vader unfreezes Dominique Wilkins from his carbonite prison easily in The War Pt I, but in his blinded haze in Pt II, he throws Vader into the Family Feud core reactor, killing him.
LinkLink in this series has a "fabulous" personality. A bit scatterbrained, he's more concerned with fashion and maragritas than his actual job.
- Abusive Uncle: As a kid, his homophobic uncle evidently tried to force Link to be straight... via some sort of sexual abuse.
- Camp Gay
- Gayngst: As Young Link.
- Show Within a Show: "Link's Video Game Fashion Don't-sies."
- Skewed Priorities: Values margaritas over saving princesses. Feels criticizing someone's outfit is worth getting beat up over.
Slippy Toad and Peppy Hare
- Annoying Video Game Helper/Unwanted Assistance: In-Universe, Sonic feels this way about Peppy initially.
- Mr. Exposition: They basically serve to set up the plot for the start of season 5, then explain a handful of other missions.
- Too Dumb to Live: Inverted- Slippy is too dumb to feel pain.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: From his first appearance to his second.
Dr. WilyA commonly recurring character in Mega Man Dies At The End, Dr. Wily was a former mad scientist. He has connections with Eggman and Mario, as he went to Podiatrist School with Eggman and joined Mario's mafia to kill Sonic. However, there doesn't seem to be any callbacks referring to that. He (in another timeline) gets killed in Season 6 by Soniqua.
- Crossover: With Mega Man Dies At The End. However, he was involved in Mario's mafia (He got taken out by Tails and killed by Soniqua)
- Plot Hole: Wily's presence in Mario's mafia isn't really explained, although the two sprites used are different (Mafia Mario's Wily is 8-bit while MMDaTe's Wily is tanner and 16-bit)
MarioOnce a princess saving plumber, now a high-end Mob boss. After Tails borrows money from Mario to bail Sonic out of jail, Sonic has to play hitman for the mob. After Sonic accidentally fails a mission and then lets Luigi get ran over on the following mission, Mario sets out to kill Sonic. Mario sends his Mafia friends to kill Sonic, but Sonic's friends help Sonic out and Sonic kills Mario, taking over the mafia. In Season 6, Princess Potato goes back in time and revives Mario, who wants revenge on the hedgehog.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Kills Sonic for destroying Mario's business, letting Luigi get hit by a bus, and programming Mario's DVR so it records each episode of Bachelor Pad like three different times.
- Accidental Hero: Kills Sonic, but inadvertently brings world peace.
- Almost Dead Guy: Takes the time to complain about deadly spikes appearing in a natural environment before dying.
- Ass Shove: In the final episode Sonic uses his newfound powers to do this to Mario, with one of the statues in the background.
- Back from the Dead: In Season 6.
- The Don
- Defeat Means Friendship: In season 3, his ghost is pretty okay with Sonic ruling the mob. Averted in season 6.
- Famous Last Words: "Tell the princess that ... she's a bitch!"
- Genre Savvy: Upon his revival, He Kills Sonic with a gun instead of resorting to taunting, knowing that was part of what killed him last time.
- Heel–Face Turn: In Season 3 as a ghost. However, in Season 6, not so much.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: In Season 6, he fires out the Bullet Bowser to kill Soniqua. However, it's too slow and it explodes on Mario shortly after he forgets about it.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: Is suplexed into a furnace by Dominique Wilkins, who he had earlier unfrozen to spite Sonic.
- Disorganized Outline Speech
- You Have Failed Me: When facing Sonic's Mob during a Family Feud, he kills his stormtrooper "family" when they lose.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: This is how he presented "Sonic on Ice" to Sonic.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive: Subverted: He, the owner of Casino Zone, kidnaps Sonic, but only to offer him a completely legitimate business deal and make him a star.
- Japanese Ranguage
"I was about to get a movie dear with Brett Ratner. BRETT RATNER!
- Seppuku: Commits this once he finds out Sonic betrayed him.
El PadrinoA minor villain in the series, El Padrino is Red Falcon with the personality of a cocaine addicted South American druglord. He has his minions along with a bunch of coke whores who work for him. In Season 3, Tails serving as the mafia leader temporarily sends Eggman and Earthworm Jim to get a bunch of cash and cocaine from El Padrino. However, it seriously backfires as El Padrino decides to keep the two for entertainment and the two love the cocaine so much they decide to stay there. In Season 4, Sonic takes the two back, but El Padrino sends the "Marmosets", the coke whores on him, but Sonic easily takes them out and El Padrino lets them go.
- Alternate Character Interpretation: Invoked as Red Falcon is nothing like a drug lord.
- Badass Mustache
- Evil Laugh: Tries one in "El Padrino" but he had something in his throat.
- Hookers and Blow
- Laugh with Me!: He says that Earthworm Jim and Eggman are funny, then he starts laughing, and wonders why he's laughing. He then orders Eggman and Jim to laugh.
- The Extremist Was Right: He was right when he said that the monsters would bring carnage if allowed to roam free.
- Jerkass: Probably more of a jerkass than Sonic himself.
- My Name Is Not Shazam: A LOT of people call him Dig Dug.
- Revenge: Mario enlists him knowing that he and Sonic had beef with each other.
- Boom, Headshot: Earthworm Jim shoots him in the head in Season 2.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Soniqua uses his head as a death threat in Season 6 ... it's pretty gruesome when you view it at first.
- The Dragon
- Killed Offscreen: By Soniqua.
- Off with His Head!: Soniqua kills Bowser and mails his head to Mario as a death threat.
- Mario thinks Princess Potato did this at first though.
- Badass Decay: In-universe. He brutally hurts Sonic in his first appearance, but gets killed with no effort by Soniqua in "The Battle: Part 2".
- Curb-Stomp Battle: To Sonic when Tails tells him that Sonic has to actually lose the match.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: Soniqua rips him in half and eats his insides!
- No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: In "Punch Drunk" and "This Can't Be Good" to Sonic.