History Funny / SonicForHire

28th Jul '17 10:29:59 PM SpideyTerry
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* "Space Chicken"
** Fox proposes settling like real fighter pilots.
--->'''Eggman''': Shirtless beach volleyball! I call slider.\\
'''Fox''': ''[intensely]'' I call iceman!


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*** Tails is only 80% sure that's not Kathleen Turner.


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** Sonic mistaking Crash Bandicoot for VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}.
--->"Shut up, Bubsy!"


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** "[[VideoGame/BurgerTime I need more mutant pickles to murder]]."
12th May '17 4:12:48 AM Cryoclaste
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* Sonic becomes an escort, to [[{{Metroid}} Mother Brain]].

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* Sonic becomes an escort, to [[{{Metroid}} [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Mother Brain]].
7th May '17 5:29:14 PM nombretomado
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* StarCraft.

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* StarCraft.VideoGame/StarCraft.
11th Mar '17 8:16:18 AM nombretomado
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** Better yet, [[spoiler: it was the [[FamilyFeud number one answer]], ''[[TheCuckooLanderWasRight word for word]]''.]]

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** Better yet, [[spoiler: it was the [[FamilyFeud [[Series/FamilyFeud number one answer]], ''[[TheCuckooLanderWasRight word for word]]''.]]
4th Jan '17 6:41:18 PM TheSanicBawls
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-->'''Eggman (chuckling)''': Yeah, this gaggle of Zergs jumped me, stole some of my DNA, and next thing you know we're deep-frying pizzas and chugging space beers! Right, boys?

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-->'''Eggman (chuckling)''': -->'''Eggman''' (chuckling): Yeah, this gaggle of Zergs jumped me, stole some of my DNA, and next thing you know we're deep-frying pizzas and chugging space beers! Right, boys?
4th Jan '17 6:38:59 PM TheSanicBawls
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-->'''Tails'''(In the hot tub): Eggman, what the hell is that poking my leg?

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-->'''Tails'''(In the hot tub): -->'''Tails''': Eggman, what the hell is that poking my leg?



-->'''Sonic'''(talking to a dried up Jim): Oh, right, that's why we got this thing. You're all dried up from the desert! You're so stupid.

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-->'''Sonic'''(talking -->'''Sonic''' (talking to a dried up Jim): Oh, right, that's why we got this thing. You're all dried up from the desert! You're so stupid.



-->'''Eggman (chuckling): Yeah, this gaggle of Zergs jumped me, stole some of my DNA, and next thing you know we're deep-frying pizzas and chugging space beers! Right, boys?

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-->'''Eggman (chuckling): (chuckling)''': Yeah, this gaggle of Zergs jumped me, stole some of my DNA, and next thing you know we're deep-frying pizzas and chugging space beers! Right, boys?
4th Jan '17 6:37:12 PM TheSanicBawls
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-->'''Sonic''': What are you talkin abou--Nooooo!

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-->'''Sonic''': What are you talkin abou--Nooooo!Oh God NOOOOOOOO!



*The guys, after returning from Tatooine, get a hot tub on the spaceship. Which gives us this.
-->'''Tails'''(In the hot tub): Eggman, what the hell is that poking my leg?
-->'''Eggman''': Oh, don't worry about it, it's nothing! (beat) I just have an erection in my penis. (Eggman stands up)
-->'''Sonic and Tails''' (While jumping out of the hot tub): Oh God! (Wretching) Come on!
-->'''Sonic'''(talking to a dried up Jim): Oh, right, that's why we got this thing. You're all dried up from the desert! You're so stupid.
-->'''Earthworm Jim''': DON'T PUT ME IN THE BONER WATER! AAUGH, IT'S IN MY MOUTH!



--> '''Sonic''': What the fuck? Why is everything about revolting brain sex with you?

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--> '''Sonic''': What the fuck? Why is everything about revolting brain sex 'sex with you?



* "EGGMAN RUSH!" ....it's all the Zerg can say...

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* "EGGMAN RUSH!" ....it's *StarCraft.
-->'''Sonic''': Woohoo, man, these fucking Zergs are the BEST!
-->'''Marine''': They look a little strange, though.
-->'''Eggman (chuckling): Yeah, this gaggle of Zergs jumped me, stole some of my DNA, and next thing you know we're deep-frying pizzas and chugging space beers! Right, boys?
-->'''Zerg''': EGGMAN RUSH!
-->'''Eggman''': I..think that's
all they can say.
-->'''Zerg''': EGGMAN RUSH!
-->'''Earthworm Jim''': That's gonna get old real quick.
-->'''Zerg''': EGGMAN RUSH!
-->'''Sonic''': And now I hate them.
-->'''Marine''': I'll take it from here. (Proceeds to shoot all of
the Zerg can say...Zerg, to Eggman's surprise)
30th Dec '16 8:50:27 PM nombretomado
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* Soniqua puts the DuckHunt dog in crib with a bonnet and socks.

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* Soniqua puts the DuckHunt VideoGame/DuckHunt dog in crib with a bonnet and socks.
3rd Nov '16 8:56:20 AM MisterVercetti
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** This bit of BlackComedy:
-->'''Sonic:''' Last one to Espacios Tacos Locos is a rotten asteroid worm creature!\\
'''Earthworm Jim:''' [[DudeNotFunny His name was Frank.]]\\
'''Sonic:''' ''Who cares?''
2nd Feb '16 12:14:54 PM Inceptor57
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** Right before the world collapse, Tails expresses a regret.
--->'''Tails:''' Uh, this probably isn't the best time for this, but, uh, I never got a chance to kill myself. I was kinda looking forward to that.
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