History Funny / SonicForHire

2nd Feb '16 12:14:54 PM Inceptor57
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** Right before the world collapse, Tails expresses a regret.
--->'''Tails:''' Uh, this probably isn't the best time for this, but, uh, I never got a chance to kill myself. I was kinda looking forward to that.
2nd Feb '16 12:12:37 PM Inceptor57
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* Sonic tries to stop himself from having children with Lucca, so what does he do? Call Eggman to dress up as Sonic.
--> Lucca: "Hurry up Sonic, I'm waiting for you!"
--> Eggman: "I'm on my way, *sticks head out of the door* sugar tits!
* Due to time travel, the president is [[spoiler:Princess Potato]].
* Sonic: Oh sweet! Bacon, Egg, and Cheese!! ...Oh, and [=BJs=]!
* Tails: Hey!! Get away from there!! THAT'S ''MY'' PISS JAR!!
* Sonic: Oh my god! Kathleen Turner ate Eggman! You crazy bitch!
* The taco sandwich. Two tacos for bread, and between that, [[UpToEleven ten tacos]].
* The Butterfly Effect in action.

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* ''Chrono Trigger''
**
Sonic tries to stop himself from having children with Lucca, so what does he do? Call Eggman to dress up as Sonic.
--> Lucca: ---> '''Lucca:''' "Hurry up Sonic, I'm waiting for you!"
--> Eggman: ---> '''Eggman:''' "I'm on my way, *sticks head out of the door* sugar tits!
* ''Sonic Knuckles''
**
Due to time travel, the president is [[spoiler:Princess Potato]].
* ''Streets of Rage''
**
Sonic: Oh sweet! Bacon, Egg, and Cheese!! ...Oh, and [=BJs=]!
* ** Tails: Hey!! Get away from there!! THAT'S ''MY'' PISS JAR!!
* ''Eggman''
**
Sonic: Oh my god! Kathleen Turner ate Eggman! You crazy bitch!
* ** The taco sandwich. Two tacos for bread, and between that, [[UpToEleven ten tacos]].
* ''Crash Bandicoot''
**
The Butterfly Effect in action.



* Gilius Thunderhead posing as Sonic. Sonic challenges Thunderhead to prove he's the real Sonic by [[SignatureMove spindashing]], but Thunderhead thinks that it involves "tripping on bath salts and dry-humping J.C. Penney mannequins".
* Sonic fooling Mario's initial hitmen that Eggman is Sonic.

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* ''Thunderhead''
**
Gilius Thunderhead posing as Sonic. Sonic challenges Thunderhead to prove he's the real Sonic by [[SignatureMove spindashing]], but Thunderhead thinks that it involves "tripping on bath salts and dry-humping J.C. Penney mannequins".
** The reveal that [[spoiler:Mario is alive again]].
--->'''[[spoiler:Mario]]:'''Guess who's back motherfuckers.\\
'''Sonic:'''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkk]]
* ''The Avengers''
**
Sonic fooling Mario's initial hitmen that Eggman is Sonic.



* Sonic turning into [[spoiler:Wario]] in "Things Get Messy".
* Lucca's "new" child. Eggman says "that is one ugly little kid". (The child has Eggman's face and wears underwear).
* Sonic and Co getting high from the Toejam and Earl hallucination is funnier than the first time.
* "Daddy's busy at the moment. He's a toilet now."

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* ''Return of the Plumber''
* ''Soniqua Mad''
** "Daddy's busy at the moment. He's a toilet now."
* ''Flaming Bag of Poop''
* ''Things Get Messy''
**
Sonic turning into [[spoiler:Wario]] in "Things Get Messy".
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[[spoiler:Wario]].
**
Lucca's "new" child. Eggman says "that is one ugly little kid". (The child has Eggman's face and wears underwear).
* ''This Can't Be Good''
**
Sonic and Co Co. getting high from the Toejam and Earl hallucination is funnier than the first time.
* "Daddy's busy at ''Reset''
** After going back into time and ending up seeing their past selves, Tails explains that
the moment. He's a toilet now."only way to stop the world from collapsing on itself is to kill themselves.
--->'''Sonic:''' Yes! Finally!\\
'''Tails:''' I meant the other versions of us.\\
'''Sonic:''' Aw.
** During their trip to kill the past Earthworm Jim, Sonic finds out that Bob the Killer Goldfish is still dead even in the past.
--->'''Sonic:''' Hmm, that stupid fish is still dead.
2nd Dec '15 10:13:25 AM dreamofwritting
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** [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Three words]]: [[GagPenis Giant Pixel Dick]].

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** [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Three words]]: [[GagPenis Giant Pixel Dick]].
10th Oct '15 8:15:10 PM WillBGood
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* After Sonic kills DigDug.

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* After Sonic kills DigDug.VideoGame/DigDug.
16th Jul '15 6:27:26 AM TYPINGVIKING
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* "Daddy's busy at the moment. He's a toilet now."
19th Apr '15 7:12:03 PM nombretomado
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* Robotnik's reason for never leaving [[{{Contra}} South America]].

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* Robotnik's reason for never leaving [[{{Contra}} [[{{VideoGame/Contra}} South America]].
26th Mar '15 12:55:08 PM TheTropper
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--> ''Maxwell'': Wow, that's a lot of crack and porno mags.

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--> ''Maxwell'': Wow, that's ''Sonic'': Huh, that is a lot of crack and porno mags.porno.
16th Oct '14 8:27:33 AM Maetch
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* Sonic killing [[VideoGame/RocketKnightAdventures Sparkster]] out of annoyance for his inconsistent sequels.

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* Sonic killing [[VideoGame/RocketKnightAdventures Sparkster]] out of annoyance for his inconsistent sequels.sequels (and for not getting paid).
26th May '14 2:46:17 PM Maetch
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* "All hail Generalissimo Lioness!"
--> '''Pig Soldier''': Yay!

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* "All hail Generalissimo Lioness!"
Sonic killing [[VideoGame/RocketKnightAdventures Sparkster]] out of annoyance for his inconsistent sequels.
--> '''Pig Soldier''': Yay!Yaaaaaay!
18th May '14 1:24:36 PM Maetch
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* "All hail Generalissimo Lioness!"
--> '''Pig Soldier''': Yay!
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