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20th Mar '18 4:23:20 PM StomachofFE
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--> ''' Text Box''': '''HEZEKIAH STRIKES ELIZA. ELIZA HAS A BROKEN ARM.

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--> ''' Text Box''': '''HEZEKIAH HEZEKIAH STRIKES ELIZA. ELIZA HAS A BROKEN ARM.
20th Mar '18 4:22:03 PM StomachofFE
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* ''Oregon Trail''
** The man driving the wagon, Hezekiah, telling Sonic that his son has to go to the bathroom.
--> '''Sonic''': No way! We're making good time. And stick a cork in that brat! I don't want him shitting all over the wagon.
** When the argument with his wife, Eliza, becomes physical, Hezekiah '''''alters the game''''' to hide the fact that he practically injured his wife.
--> ''' Text Box''': '''HEZEKIAH STRIKES ELIZA. ELIZA HAS A BROKEN ARM.
--> '''Hezekiah''': Hey, watch it now, text box! I got 5 bullets left! Better get that story straight!
--> '''Text Box''': ''(the original text is hastily erased)'' ELIZA IS SO CLUMSY. SHE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS.
--> '''Hezekiah''': Now that's more like it.
** When Sonic meets the Native American chief, "Chief Wahoo", to ask him for food for the wagon family, he becomes intrigued as to the contents of the pipe that the chief is holding.
--> '''Sonic''': What uh, whatcha smokin' there, Kemosabe?
** And of course, the ending. Where Sonic arrives back at the wagon, completely high, after watching a pair of buffalo have sex for 6 hours... only for the text box to inform him that the entire family has died.
--> '''Sonic''': ''(stoned out of his mind)'' Whoops! Oh, well. More Wagon-tongs for me. Hey, Tonto! Let's watch season 4 of ''The Wire!''
20th Mar '18 3:52:59 PM StomachofFE
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* Knuckles owns a branch of a certain [[VideoGame/BurgerTime burger joint]].

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* ''Burger Time''
** The fact that
Knuckles owns a branch of a certain [[VideoGame/BurgerTime the epynonymous burger joint]].joint, with the only other apparent thing he owns being his moped.



** Sonic getting revenge on Eggman by adding "special sauce" in his burgers.

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** The ending shows that Sonic getting revenge on Eggman by adding "special sauce" in his burgers.burgers. He even shows security footage of the incident to Tails:
--> '''Tails''': Why are '''you''' so happy?
--> '''Sonic''': Oh, no reason. Hey, I got an idea! Let's watch the surveillance footage of me making Eggman's food. ''(plays footage of himself from earlier, making burgers)'' And.... freeze it! ''(pauses the footage, zooms in on himself adding "special sauce" on one of the burgers)'' Looks like Eggman ordered the '''special''' sauce!
--> '''Tails''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, man, that is AWESOME! ''(beat)'' Hey, isn't this Earthworm Jim's TV?
--> '''Sonic''': Ha, ha, ha! Yeah, I'm a dick.
20th Mar '18 3:33:41 PM StomachofFE
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* ''Earthworm Jim''
** When Jim reminds Sonic not to take his suit, this conversation ensues:
--> '''Sonic''': Just go outside and have sex with yourself already, Jamie Lee Curtis!
--> '''Jim''': What?
--> '''Sonic''': Supposedly, she was born a hermaphrodite.
--> '''Jim''': Oh. I uh, I didn't know that.
--> '''Sonic''': Yeah, it's one of those urban legend-type deals, y'know, uh, I keep meaning to check it on Snopes, but uh, it's... not that high on my priority list. I think she sells diarrhea yogurt right now.
** It's a small detail, but when Jim heads out, his suit waves goodbye.
** Sonic's reaction to what the suit can do: jump. Just jump.
--> '''Sonic''': I can already do this shit completely naked with white gloves on!
** The ending, where Jim comes inside to find his suit and TV gone, and Bob the Killer Goldfish dead.
--> '''Jim''': Ah,'''shit.'''
14th Feb '18 4:53:09 PM StomachofFE
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* ''Street Fighter''
** Eggman greeting Sonic and Tails by calling them "Chronic and Fails".
** How does Eggman distract Tails from the fight? By telling him that someone keyed "Peckerface" on the Tornado.
--> '''Tails''': WHAT?! I just got that thing detailed! Agh-(''runs off'') Goddamnit!
--> '''Sonic''': Tailsdontleaveme-aw,shit.
--> '''Eggman''': (''snickers'') It was me. What a schmuck!
11th Feb '18 4:48:48 PM nombretomado
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** Sonic needs rent money, so Tails gets him a job, as a {{Paperboy}}.

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** Sonic needs rent money, so Tails gets him a job, as a {{Paperboy}}.VideoGame/{{Paperboy}}.
17th Jan '18 7:39:00 AM Cryoclaste
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* "Soniqua loves her [[VideoGame/DuckHunt new dog]] so much, that she started training it to battle these things called... [[{{Pokemon}} Pocket Monsters]]? Is that right? [[AccidentalInnuendo That sounds like a dick joke waiting to happen]]."

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* "Soniqua loves her [[VideoGame/DuckHunt new dog]] so much, that she started training it to battle these things called... [[{{Pokemon}} [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pocket Monsters]]? Is that right? [[AccidentalInnuendo That sounds like a dick joke waiting to happen]]."
13th Jan '18 11:50:52 AM Ayumu
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* Both Sonic and Eggman playfully making egg puns after Eggman refers to himself as the "EggMeister".

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* Both Sonic and Eggman playfully making egg puns after Eggman refers to himself as the "EggMeister"."Eggmeister".
13th Jan '18 11:50:32 AM Ayumu
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* Both Sonic and Eggman playfully making egg puns after Eggman refers to himself as the "EggMeister"/

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* Both Sonic and Eggman playfully making egg puns after Eggman refers to himself as the "EggMeister"/"EggMeister".



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13th Jan '18 11:50:03 AM Ayumu
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** Link: MARGARITAS!!!
** Everyone except for Tails: MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS!
** Tails: [[SurroundedByIdiots I hate you! I fucking hate all of you!]]

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** Link: --> '''Link''': MARGARITAS!!!
** Everyone --> '''Everyone except for Tails: Tails:''': MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS!
** Tails: --> '''Tails''': [[SurroundedByIdiots I hate you! I fucking hate all of you!]]you!]]
* Both Sonic and Eggman playfully making egg puns after Eggman refers to himself as the "EggMeister"/
--> '''Eggman''': How about "Hard Boiled Egg"?
--> '''Sonic''': Yes! Yes! Those are perfect "Egg-amples"!
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