The "Starring" for The Hunger Games, rather than puns on the cast, just lists off things that didn't make it into the film, including the actual hunger.
The Announcer's naming of Gale as "This much hotter guy" culminating in...
Announcer: I mean, I'm not gay. But I'd totally s**k Gale's d**k.
In The Dark Knight: "The bat device that inexplicably turns every Gotham City cell phone into a portable sonar radar, which downloads an infinite amount of data that's instantly transmitted wirelessly to Batman's eyes. Hhhmph, how is that possible? It takes me five minutes to download Angry Birds!"
Some of the things people ask the narrator to say in his epic voice. Classics include: "Tittie sprinkles", "They wanted to protect her ice cream, but the freezer refused to listen.", "Blobble!"
"Join me and together we can rule the ga!" - Apparently, the comment was cut off halfway through.
From the end of the Pacific Rim video. "I AM A BANANA."
"I here to kick ass and chow buble gum!"
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
Pointing out Christian Bale's eye wart in The Dark Knight. "Try not noticing that from here on out."
General Zod plans to annihilate humanity with the power. Of DUBSTEP!
"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...coming right for us! Everybody run!"
The Running Gag with Twilight and stares, ultimately leading up to a video composed entirely of all the stares from the movies.
Epic Voice Guy: Together, they will have the romance of a lifetime. ...Expressed entirely in stares. *Cue stare montage* ...And even more stares. *Continue stare montage*
The Home Alone trailer says that Kevin shows all the signs of becoming a sociopath - like talking to himself, or trapping a pair of nonviolent criminals inside a sadistic world of torture straight out of Saw from which there is no escape, for his own amusement.
Then it calls Harry and Marv out on being oddly obsessed with one house that has almost nothing worth stealing.
Vegeta: So, wait Kaka-not wishes someone he just met back to life by the end of the movie, but he just lets the man who raised him from birth stay dead? Yeah, I can dig that.
The RoboCop (1987) trailer's best moment: "Robocop: A blantant Jesus metaphor who dies, gets resurrected, and walks on water. But instead of dying for our sins, this Jesus...shoots rapists...in the dick!"
"This trailer is rated 'R', because that's how you make a f*cking RoboCop movie!"
"The 80s, when movies were made for adults, and marketed towards children!" Cut to an 80s toy commercial for Robocop.
A scene showing Ryan's POV as she spins helplessly out of control is overlaid with jaunty carnival ride music, as the narrator comments that "you'll be on the edge of your seat...trying to hold in your barf."
The astronauts bouncing off of things in space are punctuated with pinball noises.
"Starring...the ten characters whose names you actually remember [Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Eddard Stark, Tyrion Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Cersei Lannister, Catelyn Stark, Joffrey Baratheon, Ayra Stark]! And all these other characters whose names you actually don't remember [Jojen and Meera Reed, Yara Greyjoy, Gendry, Giantsbane and Orell]! Like: The Sneaky Guy [Littlefinger]; The Sneaky Bald Guy [Varys]; Carl Drago [Khal Drogo]; Those Gay Dudes [Ser Loras Tyrell and Renly Baratheon]; Lord Friend Zone [Ser Jorah Mormont]; Grumpy Old Dad [Tywin Lannister]; The Same Person? [Stannis Baratheon]; Sand-San-Sansa? [Sansa]; Bronn? [Bran Stark]; Bran? [Bronn]; Bronn Again? [Robin Arryn]; Sam?/Not Sam? [Sam]; The One Who Had A Demon Baby [Melisandre]; The Guy That Got His Dick Cut Off [Theon Greyjoy]; Super Hot [Margaery]; Tyrion's Hooker Girlfriend [Shae]; Hodor! [Hodor]; Uhh... [Xaro Xhoan Daxos]; Uhhhhh... [Commander Jeor Mormont]; Now You're Just Messing With Me [Walder Frey]; No Idea [Ser Davos]; Faceless Assassinnote That Guy's Awesome [Jaqen H'ghar]; Not A Clue [Pycelle]; No [Rodrick]; Uh-uh [Osha]; Nope [Benjen]; Nope [Balon Greyjoy]; Nope [Syrio Forel]; Dunno [Luwin]; I Got Nothin' [Mance Rayder]; Not Ringing A Bell [Beric Dondarrion]; Go Make Up Your Own Names, Nerds! [Barristan Selmy]."
"Ride along on an adventure where any lead character can die, whether you're Sean Bean, Sean Bean's wife, Sean Bean's best friend, Sean Bean's son, Sean Bean's daughter-in-law, Sean Bean's family dogs, or Sean Bean's unborn grandkid. All men must die...who are in anyway close to Sean Bean!"
"A series with so many monologues, they will desperately try to keep your attention by any BEWBS necessary!" [montage of (censored) boobs] "...not that I'm complaining! BEWBS!"
"If you put any spoilers in the comments, I'll kill you. But to all my book bros, R + L = J. You know what I'm talking about!"
There's something inherently funny about this sentence from the trailer for Pacific Rim: "When giant aliens emerge from this iTunes visualizer at the bottom of the ocean, the entire world's resources will be spent on building giant robots to punch them in the face."
While listing off everyone's favorite X-Men for the X-Men trilogy, the narrator lists Gambit: "FOOTAGE NOT FOUND."