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27th Jun '16 1:29:35 AM no_name86
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--->'''Narrator:''' So gear up for a show built on the premise that [[AnyoneCanDie any main character can die at any moment]] ''[several clips of main characters dying up to Season 4]'' that's devolved into a show where any [[MauveShirt supporting character]] can die at any moment, that's devolved even further into a show where apparently ''no one'' can die... ''[annoyed]'' even if they're ''clearly'' eaten by a massive herd of frigging zombies! ''[referring to the infamous DisneyDeath of Glenn]'' Ugh. Gimme a break.

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--->'''Narrator:''' So gear up for a show built on the premise that [[AnyoneCanDie any main character can die at any moment]] ''[several clips of main characters dying up to Season 4]'' that's devolved into a show where any [[MauveShirt supporting character]] can die at any moment, that's devolved even further into a show where apparently ''no one'' can die... ''[annoyed]'' even if they're ''clearly'' eaten by a massive herd of frigging zombies! ''[referring to the infamous DisneyDeath of Glenn]'' Ugh. Gimme I need a break.



** Starring: More ugly cryface, more [[ImprobableAimingSkills improbably headshots]], more group debate, [[SanitySlippage people losing it]], mending fences, literally mending fences, [[EnfanteTerrible NRA kids club]], one-off expendable characters whose deaths will have zero emotional impact on the viewers, walking... more walking... even more walking.

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** Starring: More ugly cryface, more [[ImprobableAimingSkills improbably improbable headshots]], more group debate, [[SanitySlippage people losing it]], mending fences, literally mending fences, [[EnfanteTerrible NRA kids club]], one-off expendable characters whose deaths will have zero emotional impact on the viewers, walking... more walking... even more walking.
25th Jun '16 9:11:21 PM JamesAustin
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** "Meet Marlin, a dad coping with living through the first 10 minutes of a Pixar movie."

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** "Meet Marlin, a dad coping with living through the first 10 minutes of a Pixar Creator/{{Pixar}} movie."



--->'''Narrator:''' Fall in love with, and quickly get sick of, Dory, the fish version of the kid who asks their parents what's happening every five seconds, ''[cue a montage of Dory asking questions]'' who can't remember anything unless it's convenient to the plot, which makes her a really weird choice for her own solo movie. Man, Creator/{{Pixar}} better not be going ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}'' on us. [[Film/TropicThunder Never go full Minion]].

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--->'''Narrator:''' Fall in love with, and quickly get sick of, Dory, the fish version of the kid who asks their parents what's happening every five seconds, ''[cue a montage of Dory asking questions]'' who can't remember anything unless it's convenient to the plot, which makes her a really weird choice for her own solo movie. Man, Creator/{{Pixar}} Pixar better not be going ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}'' on us. [[Film/TropicThunder Never go full Minion]].


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* ''Film/{{Pixels}}'' (aka ''Sh*tsels''):
** The narrator calling it "the movie that proves that a fun premise, [[Creator/ChrisColumbus a good director]], and Creator/PeterDinklage are still no match to Creator/AdamSandler."
** The narrator has some trouble remembering the last funny Adam Sandler movie.
--->'''Narrator:''' You've been waiting for a funny Adam Sandler movie since... uh, let me see: ''Film/BigDaddy'' has its moments; maybe ''Film/TheWeddingSinger''? Is definitely something before ''Film/LittleNicky''.\\
'''Nicky:''' I gotta help her, I gotta help Dad.\\
'''Narrator:''' ''Ugh, yikes.''
** The narrator refering to the fact that it was based on a short film that "sparked a bidding war that Adam Sandler won, and so, America lost."
** The narrator's reaction to Kevin James playing the President of the United States. After showing a scene of James doing an incredibly goofy dance while "Hail to the Chief" plays, all the narrator can muster is let go a pained sigh.
** When the narrator expects the movie to star Sandler's [[ProductionPosse usual guys]], he's surprised to see his new co-stars:
--->'''Narrator:''' But the Sandman is never alone; you know he's going to bring his old crew along for the ride, like-- ''[shows Creator/JoshGad]'' Wait, that's not Rob Schneider! Creator/PeterDinklage? What are they doing here? Not cool, man! Suck all you want, but don't drag [[Series/GameOfThrones Tyrion]] down with you!
** The narrator finally has had it when:
--->'''Narrator:''' Josh Gad [turns] VideoGame/QBert into a hot chick he can bang, but they still have Q*bert babies?! Argh, ''what the f[[CensoredForComedy *]]ck?! Who cares anymore?!'' Clearly they don't!
** Starring: They're Not Gonna Laugh At You (Adam Sandler); [[Film/PaulBlartMallCop Perl Blerp: Merl Cerp]] (Kevin James), [[Series/GameOfThrones A Lannister]] [[MoneyDearBoy Must Have Needed To Pay His Debts]] (Peter Dinklage), [[Disney/{{Frozen}} No-Laf]] (Josh Gad), [[Franchise/StarWars Jar Jar Blinks]] (Q*bert), and ''[[FunetikAksent Cuuuuubes]]''.
** In TheStinger:
--->'''Narrator:''' I know it looks like Creator/SeanBean [[ChronicallyKilledActor doesn't die in this movie]], but look closer at his eyes. See? ''He's dead inside''.
24th Jun '16 4:12:09 AM JamesAustin
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--->'''Narrator:''' Fall in love with, and quickly get sick of, Dory, the fish version of the kid who asks their parents what's happening every five seconds, ''[cue a montage of Dory asking questions]'' who can't remember anything unless it's convenient to the plot, which makes her a really weird choice for her own solo movie. Man, Creator/{{Pixar}} better not be going ''WesternAnimantion/{{Minions}}'' on us. [[Film/TropicThunder Never go full Minion]].

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--->'''Narrator:''' Fall in love with, and quickly get sick of, Dory, the fish version of the kid who asks their parents what's happening every five seconds, ''[cue a montage of Dory asking questions]'' who can't remember anything unless it's convenient to the plot, which makes her a really weird choice for her own solo movie. Man, Creator/{{Pixar}} better not be going ''WesternAnimantion/{{Minions}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}'' on us. [[Film/TropicThunder Never go full Minion]].



** In TheStinger

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** In TheStingerTheStinger:
23rd Jun '16 7:05:45 PM JamesAustin
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* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''
** The Narrator pointing out the UnfortunateImplications of Marlin taking advantage of the mentally-handicapped.
**
-->'''Narrator:''' Fall in love with, and quickly get sick of, Dory, the fish version of the kid who asks their parents what's happening every five seconds.
-->''(cue a montage of Dory asking questions)''
-->'''Narrator:''' Who can't remember anything unless it's convenient to the plot, which makes her a really weird choice for [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory her own solo movie]].

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* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''
''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' (aka ''Film/{{Taken}}''):
** The Narrator pointing out narrator starts the UnfortunateImplications trailer saying that everybody is hoping for [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory the sequel]] to be "a little more ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'' than ''WesternAnimation/Cars2''."
** "Meet Marlin, a dad coping with living through the first 10 minutes
of Marlin a Pixar movie."
--->'''Narrator:''' He'll do whatever it takes to get [his son] back, even if it means
taking advantage of the mentally-handicapped.
**
-->'''Narrator:'''
mentally-handicapped. But when the handicapped fish is Creator/{{Ellen|DeGeneres}}, it's okay.
** While describing Dory, the narrator starts worrying about the choice of her being the protagonist for the sequel:
--->'''Narrator:'''
Fall in love with, and quickly get sick of, Dory, the fish version of the kid who asks their parents what's happening every five seconds.
-->''(cue
seconds, ''[cue a montage of Dory asking questions)''
-->'''Narrator:''' Who
questions]'' who can't remember anything unless it's convenient to the plot, which makes her a really weird choice for [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory her own solo movie]].movie. Man, Creator/{{Pixar}} better not be going ''WesternAnimantion/{{Minions}}'' on us. [[Film/TropicThunder Never go full Minion]].
** The narrator describes the journey of Marlin and Dory as combining "the wonder of ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid'', the excitement of ''Film/TheGreatEscape'', and the musical talents of Creator/EllenDeGeneres." Cue Dory's awful singing.
** The narrator talking about the movie's aesop of having Marvin leting go his fear that the ocean is trying to kill him, even through the movie seems to back him up on that claim by depicting the ocean as a "non-stop murder parade":
--->'''Narrator:''' Holy crap, the ocean's scary! I think I'm just gonna stay on land where it's safe.\\
''[cut to the [[MemeticMutation "MINE!"]] scene]''\\
'''Narrator:''' '''AW COME ON!!!'''
** In a bit of BlackComedy, the narrator pointing out the movie's famous case of MisaimedFandom:
--->'''Narrator:''' Reel in the Pixar classic everyone took the wrong lessons from, leading to the capture of thousands of actual Nemos, the death of countless fish that kids tried to free down the toilet, and four new seafood restaurants for complete sociopaths. ''[shows the marquees of four seafood restaurants, all named "Frying Nemo"]'' [[DudeNotFunny That's messed up, dude]]. Don't make me think about what I'm eating.
** While the trailer calls the movie "another fantastic Pixar movie", he also credits it to how it "executes their assembly-line formula perfectly":
--->'''Narrator:''' With an emotional jarring opening, a sentimental protagonist-wacky sidekick duo, and just enough [[ToiletHumour poop jokes]] to entertain your kids.
** Starring: Film/MrMom (Marlin), Film/{{Memento}} (Dory), Fishstick (Nemo), [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Michelangelo]] (Crush), [[Creator/WillemDafoe Willem Dafin]] (Gill), and ''Series/TheWalkingDead'' Season 4 (Coral, while showing the scenes of Marlin calling for her)[[labelnote:Explanation]]Referencing the frequency with which Rick Grimes addresses his son Carl in the series and how it often sounds like he says "Coral."[[/labelnote]]
** In TheStinger
--->'''Narrator:''' Did you know that clownfish are hermaphrodites? That means that when a female dies, the dominant male changes his gender and mates with the next male in line. ''[shows Marlin and Nemo hugging]'' [[ParentalIncest Oh no!]]
21st Jun '16 7:32:43 PM JamesAustin
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* ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'' (aka ''[[Series/LawAndOrder Paw and Order]]'' *CHUNG-CHUNG*):
** At the very beginning, the narrator isn't sure who to credit for the film:
--->'''Narrator:''' From Creator/{{Pix|ar}}[[Creator/{{Disney}} ney]]! I mean, Disnar! Man, these two are really starting to blend together!
** The narrator credits the movie for "finally [getting] people to stop talking about ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''."
--->'''Chief Bogo:''' Let. It. Go.
** The narrator wonders about the circumstances that led to a world populated by anthropomorphic animals:
--->'''Narrator:''' ''[in his lighthearted voice for children's movies]'' Journey to Zootopia, a place with 12 unique ecosystems [...] that's either a possibly advanced paradise where animals live together in harmony, ''[switches to his epic voice]'' or a palace built for our mammal overlords in the ashes of an extinct human world after war and famine wiped us from the Earth. ''[switches back to his lighthearted voice]'' You know, one of the two!
** "Fall in love with smart, complex animal characters and their lazily forced pun names."
--->'''Narrator:''' Like Judy... ''Hopps''. Get it? Cause she's... ''[sighs]''
** The narrator [[RantInducingSlight going into a rant]] while describing Judy's job:
--->'''Narrator:''' ...cinema's most likable meter maid. Actually, cinema's ''only'' likable meter maid, because ''seriously?'' Meter maids are the worst! I mean, come on! I was only in there for like five minutes, and ''no'', you haven't written your little ticket yet, cause I can see ''[descends into {{Angrish}}]'' ''your stupid little machine right there! Get a real job'', lady!\\
'''Young Hippo:''' My mommy says says she wishes you were dead.\\
'''Narrator:''' ''So do I!'' Argh! [-Get it together, man...-]
** After pointing out that Judy and Nick Wilde form a sort of InterspeciesRomance, he laments that "sadly, they'll never be able to consumate" it:
--->'''Narrator:''' Not because I'm speciesist or anything, it's just that [[AnimalsLackAttributes nobody in this movie has any genitals]], or even, you know, a butt... hole. Seriously, how anyone goes to the bathroom in this place?
** The narrator concludes that the teachings about discrimination in the movie "will either teach your kids to be more tolerant, or turn them into a furry."
** Starring: Series/{{NYPD|Blue}} [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Bluth]] (Nick Wilde), The Part in the Trailer That Made You Want to See the Movie (the sloth), Buff-A-Series/{{Luther}} (Chief Bogo), Baaaaaaad (Dawn Bellwether), Mayor [[Disney/TheLionKing Mufasa]] (Mayor Leodore Lionheart), Music/{{Shakira}} [[AsHimself As Shakira]] (Gazelle), [[TheDon Your Stereotypical Italian Mobster]] (Mr. Big), [[DonutMessWithACop Your Stereotypical Donut Eating Cop]] (Officer Clawhauser), [[DeepSouth Your Stereotypical Dumb Southerner]] (Gideon Grey), and Film/HotFuzz (Judy Hopps).
--->'''Narrator:''' Get it? Cause she's a bunny cop, but she's hot too!-- Wait, I can say that she's hot too, right? Dang it, am I a racist ''and'' a furry now? Ah, this movie is such a minefield!
** In TheStinger:
--->'''Narrator:''' ''[looking at the bootleg movies Duke Weaselton sells]'' Let's see: ''[[Disney/BigHero6 Pig Hero 6]]'', ''[[Disney/{{Tangled}} Wrangled]]'', ''[[Disney/WreckItRalph Wreck-It Rhino]]''... hmmm, I wonder what they think of ''Disney/TheLionKing'' and ''Disney/TheJungleBook''? Are they like, documentaries?
16th Jun '16 9:08:54 PM Kartoonkid95
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--->'''Narrator:''' Man, the past... is really weird.\

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--->'''Narrator:''' Man, the past... is really weird.\
16th Jun '16 9:08:26 PM Kartoonkid95
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--->'''Narrator:''' Man, the past... is really weird.

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--->'''Narrator:''' Man, the past... is really weird.\
* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''
** The Narrator pointing out the UnfortunateImplications of Marlin taking advantage of the mentally-handicapped.
**
-->'''Narrator:''' Fall in love with, and quickly get sick of, Dory, the fish version of the kid who asks their parents what's happening every five seconds.
-->''(cue a montage of Dory asking questions)''
-->'''Narrator:''' Who can't remember anything unless it's convenient to the plot, which makes her a really weird choice for [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory her own solo movie]].
15th Jun '16 12:09:56 PM najhoant
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'''The Nostalgia Critic:''' [[CatchPhrase Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I wade through the crap of yesterday so you don't have to]].\\

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'''The Nostalgia Critic:''' [[CatchPhrase Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I wade through the crap of yesterday yesteryear so you don't have to]].\\



'''The Nostalgia Critic:''' Oh, the ''Ninja Turtles'' sucked piles of ooze even deeper than you thought. How about ''We Wish You a Turtles Christmas''?\\

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'''The Nostalgia Critic:''' Oh, the ''Ninja Turtles'' sucked piles of ooze suck pile goes even deeper than you thought.know. How about ''We Wish You a Turtles Christmas''?\\



'''Narrator:''' No.\\

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'''Narrator:''' No.\\No?\\



'''The Nostalgia Critic:''' ''Regis and Kathie Lee''.\\
''[shows the Turtles on Regis and Kathie Lee]''\\

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'''The Nostalgia Critic:''' ''Regis Regis and Kathie Lee''.\\
Lee!\\
''[shows the Turtles on Regis and Kathie Lee]''\\Kathie's show]''\\



'''The Nostalgia Critic:''' ''Now feast your eyes on this promotional video for the LA subway system!''\\

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'''The Nostalgia Critic:''' ''Now feast Now ''feast your eyes eyes'' on this promotional video for the LA '''LA subway system!''\\system!'''\\
8th Jun '16 6:50:01 PM NightShade96
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'''Deadpool:''' So, when Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} starts throwing out sperm whale jokes, you know who to thank.\\

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'''Deadpool:''' So, when Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} starts throwing out sperm whale jokes, you know who to thank.\\



** This gem:
--->'''Deadpool:''' And more dick jokes [[HypocriticalHumor than you can shake a sack full of dicks at!]]



--->'''Deadpool:''' Look, the only reason I'm here is to promote ''Deadpool'', which is now on Blu-ray and DVD-- [[BlahBlahBlah blah blah blah blah blah]] like anyone still buys those glorified f[[CensoredForComedy **]]king drink coasters. So let's be real, Honest Trailer Guy: I'm way too big of a deal to be slumming it in some played out web series.\\

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--->'''Deadpool:''' Look, the only reason I'm here is to promote ''Deadpool'', which is now on Blu-ray and DVD-- DVD -- [[BlahBlahBlah blah blah blah blah blah]] like anyone still buys those glorified f[[CensoredForComedy **]]king drink coasters. So let's be real, Honest Trailer Guy: I'm way too big of a deal to be slumming it in some played out web series.\\
7th Jun '16 5:46:39 PM JamesAustin
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--->'''Narrator:''' Prepare for a series that's about so much more than fighting supervillains, it's also about fighting prejudice, as racists and bigots of all stripes are defeated by: A stereotypical [[SouthernBelle Southerner]] (Rogue), a stereotypical [[RaginCajun Cajun]] (Gambit), stereotypical [[MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong Russian]] (Colossus), and stereotypical [[PoirotSpeak German]] (Nightcrawler). Because nothing defeats stereotypes [[BrokenAesop like a different, more powerful stereotype]].

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--->'''Narrator:''' Prepare for a series that's about so much more than fighting supervillains, it's also about fighting prejudice, as racists and bigots of all stripes are defeated by: A stereotypical [[SouthernBelle Southerner]] (Rogue), a stereotypical [[RaginCajun Cajun]] (Gambit), stereotypical [[MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong Russian]] (Colossus), and stereotypical [[PoirotSpeak German]] (Nightcrawler). Because nothing defeats stereotypes [[BrokenAesop like a different, more powerful stereotype]].stereotype.
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