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* [[Funny/HonestTrailers2018Episodes 2018 Episodes]]



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[[folder: Comments Read by the Narrator]]
Some of the things people ask the narrator to say in his epic voice, even better when the commenter misspells something and he says it that way anyway ("I here to kick ass and chem buble gum!"). Classics include, but are not limited to:
* "Tittie sprinkles"
* "They wanted to protect her ice cream, but the freezer refused to listen."
* "Blobble!"
* From ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'': "Chicken nuggets ate my homework."
* "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, bewbs."
* [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack "Join me and together we can rule the ga!"]] - Apparently, the comment was cut off halfway through.
* From the end of the ''Pacific Rim'' video: "I AM A BANANA."
* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
* "The North remembers."
* And then there was the video game trailer for ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'', where he actually refused:
--> [[AscendedMeme I used to be a narrator]], until I took a nope, not gonna say that.
* At the end of ''Film/TheExpendables'', all he says is [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy "I am Groot."]]
* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} "I like shorts, they're]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin confy]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} and easy to wear!"]]
* From ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid'':
** "Fluffy Thunder Winkle"
** [[Disney/BigHero6 "Hello, I am Baymax, your personal health care companion."]]
** "I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble."
* "I'm have deep voice for no reason."
* [[Series/AllThat "Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"]]
* [[Music/{{Beyonce}} "All the]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin signal ladies."]]
* "Hingle dingle jingle bing."
* [[Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys "What does the Foxy say? Screeeeeeeeeee!"]]
* [[VideoGame/StarCraft "You must construct additional pylons!"]]
* [[Film/DrStrangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"]]
* At the end of the Film/{{Armageddon}} trailer: "In a Michael Bay movie, even the title has to explode." Made even funnier when you realise that ''that actually happens in the movie''.
* In the ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' trailer, someone asked him to [[Series/GameOfThrones ring a bell and say "Shame!"]] over and over again.
* In the ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' trailer, the last request is "I liked ''Film/{{Fantastic Four|2015}}''!" Epic Voice Guy says it, but immediately adds "Uh, no, I didn't!"
* From the ''Film/JurassicWorld'' trailer: [[Film/BatmanAndRobin What Killed The Dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!]]
* In the ''Film/TerminatorGenisys'' trailer, the last request is "Please say my username" ("[=DeathBySausage=]"). Sure enough, Epic Voice Guy says... "my username."
* In the ''Film/DieHard'' trailer, he reads a series of purposely [[{{Bowdlerise}} profanity-free]] variations of "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker", like "Yippie-ki-yay, melon farmer", "Yippie-ki-yay, Mr. Potter", and "Yippie-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon" (the last one actually being used in some broadcasts of the film). At the very end, the video brings up a request for the actual catchphrase, but the reading and the video both stop at [[CurseCutShort "Yippie-ki-yay, motherf-"]].
* In the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' trailer, the last request tells him to say "''Anime/FinalFantasyTheSpiritsWithin'' [[VideoGame/LifeIsStrange is one of the best sci-fi movies ever made]]" by saying just that... while adding on "[[TakeThat said no one ever.]]"
* In the ''Film/TheForceAwakens'' trailer, one of the requests is "Creator/MNightShyamalan is the greatest director who ever lived." The narrator reads it, but loudly cringes doing it.
* In the ''Series/GameOfThrones'' Vol. 2 trailer, one of the requests is "[[Film/IndependenceDayResurgence They like to]] [[MonumentalDamage get the landmarks!]]"
* In the ''Disney/WreckItRalph'' trailer, one of the requests is "[[EthnicScrappy Jar Jar]] is the best ''Franchise/StarWars'' character". The narrator starts reading it, loudly cringing while doing it like he did with the M. Night Shyamalan quote, but stops before the end and refuses to say it.
* From the ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' trailer: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more like?"
* This one from the ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'' trailer: [[Film/KangarooJack "I put the money in the jacket and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he hopping away!"]].
* In the ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows'' trailer: [[Music/{{Eminem}} "Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti"]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'' Honest Trailer, all the comments read out by the narrator are complaints about how the comments for the previous Honest Trailer (''Film/Ghostbusters2016'') were disabled due to the controversy surrounding the latter.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory'' Honest Trailer, the first comment is "Creator/MichaelBay is one of the most hardworking and creative directors in film history and is even better than Creator/StevenSpielberg." He reads it in a rushed voice in order to get it over with faster.
* One of the comments in the following week's Honest Trailer for ''Film/{{Suicide Squad|2016}}'': "M Night Shyamalan is a beautiful and majestic man who I'm married to and should make a movie about Jar Jar Binks leading an army of Minions." It was also a popular request - the screenshot of the comment showed ''1083'' thumbs up.
* In the ''Film/DoctorStrange2016'' Honest Trailer, all the comments were [[MemeticMutation Dormammu, I've come to bargain.]] And they all came from the same guy.
* A comment on the Honest Trailer for '' Fifty Shades Darker'' mashed up the opening narrations for all of the Series/{{Arrowverse}} shows.
-->[[Series/{{Arrow}} My name is Oliver Queen,]] [[Series/TheFlash2014 and I'm the fastest man alive.]] [[Series/LegendsOfTomorrow After I blew up those time masters,]] [[Series/Supergirl2015 I was sent to earth to protect my cousin.]]
* The Honest Trailer for ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'' and ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2'' had the comment "''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' will be the greatest movie ever made (Sarcasm)". Yes, he even said "sarcasm".
* All of the comments for the Honest Trailer for ''Film/TheRoom'' were quotes from that movie, including "That is not true. That is bullsh*t. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hai, Mark."
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[[folder: Comments Read by the Narrator]]
Some of the things people ask the narrator to say in his epic voice, even better when the commenter misspells something and he says it that way anyway ("I here to kick ass and chem buble gum!"). Classics include, but are not limited to:
* "Tittie sprinkles"
* "They wanted to protect her ice cream, but the freezer refused to listen."
* "Blobble!"
* From ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'': "Chicken nuggets ate my homework."
* "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, bewbs."
* [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack "Join me and together we can rule the ga!"]] - Apparently, the comment was cut off halfway through.
* From the end of the ''Pacific Rim'' video: "I AM A BANANA."
* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
* "The North remembers."
* And then there was the video game trailer for ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'', where he actually refused:
--> [[AscendedMeme I used to be a narrator]], until I took a nope, not gonna say that.
* At the end of ''Film/TheExpendables'', all he says is [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy "I am Groot."]]
* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} "I like shorts, they're]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin confy]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} and easy to wear!"]]
* From ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid'':
** "Fluffy Thunder Winkle"
** [[Disney/BigHero6 "Hello, I am Baymax, your personal health care companion."]]
** "I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble."
* "I'm have deep voice for no reason."
* [[Series/AllThat "Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"]]
* [[Music/{{Beyonce}} "All the]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin signal ladies."]]
* "Hingle dingle jingle bing."
* [[Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys "What does the Foxy say? Screeeeeeeeeee!"]]
* [[VideoGame/StarCraft "You must construct additional pylons!"]]
* [[Film/DrStrangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"]]
* At the end of the Film/{{Armageddon}} trailer: "In a Michael Bay movie, even the title has to explode." Made even funnier when you realise that ''that actually happens in the movie''.
* In the ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' trailer, someone asked him to [[Series/GameOfThrones ring a bell and say "Shame!"]] over and over again.
* In the ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' trailer, the last request is "I liked ''Film/{{Fantastic Four|2015}}''!" Epic Voice Guy says it, but immediately adds "Uh, no, I didn't!"
* From the ''Film/JurassicWorld'' trailer: [[Film/BatmanAndRobin What Killed The Dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!]]
* In the ''Film/TerminatorGenisys'' trailer, the last request is "Please say my username" ("[=DeathBySausage=]"). Sure enough, Epic Voice Guy says... "my username."
* In the ''Film/DieHard'' trailer, he reads a series of purposely [[{{Bowdlerise}} profanity-free]] variations of "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker", like "Yippie-ki-yay, melon farmer", "Yippie-ki-yay, Mr. Potter", and "Yippie-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon" (the last one actually being used in some broadcasts of the film). At the very end, the video brings up a request for the actual catchphrase, but the reading and the video both stop at [[CurseCutShort "Yippie-ki-yay, motherf-"]].
* In the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' trailer, the last request tells him to say "''Anime/FinalFantasyTheSpiritsWithin'' [[VideoGame/LifeIsStrange is one of the best sci-fi movies ever made]]" by saying just that... while adding on "[[TakeThat said no one ever.]]"
* In the ''Film/TheForceAwakens'' trailer, one of the requests is "Creator/MNightShyamalan is the greatest director who ever lived." The narrator reads it, but loudly cringes doing it.
* In the ''Series/GameOfThrones'' Vol. 2 trailer, one of the requests is "[[Film/IndependenceDayResurgence They like to]] [[MonumentalDamage get the landmarks!]]"
* In the ''Disney/WreckItRalph'' trailer, one of the requests is "[[EthnicScrappy Jar Jar]] is the best ''Franchise/StarWars'' character". The narrator starts reading it, loudly cringing while doing it like he did with the M. Night Shyamalan quote, but stops before the end and refuses to say it.
* From the ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' trailer: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more like?"
* This one from the ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'' trailer: [[Film/KangarooJack "I put the money in the jacket and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he hopping away!"]].
* In the ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows'' trailer: [[Music/{{Eminem}} "Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti"]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'' Honest Trailer, all the comments read out by the narrator are complaints about how the comments for the previous Honest Trailer (''Film/Ghostbusters2016'') were disabled due to the controversy surrounding the latter.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory'' Honest Trailer, the first comment is "Creator/MichaelBay is one of the most hardworking and creative directors in film history and is even better than Creator/StevenSpielberg." He reads it in a rushed voice in order to get it over with faster.
* One of the comments in the following week's Honest Trailer for ''Film/{{Suicide Squad|2016}}'': "M Night Shyamalan is a beautiful and majestic man who I'm married to and should make a movie about Jar Jar Binks leading an army of Minions." It was also a popular request - the screenshot of the comment showed ''1083'' thumbs up.
* In the ''Film/DoctorStrange2016'' Honest Trailer, all the comments were [[MemeticMutation Dormammu, I've come to bargain.]] And they all came from the same guy.
* A comment on the Honest Trailer for '' Fifty Shades Darker'' mashed up the opening narrations for all of the Series/{{Arrowverse}} shows.
-->[[Series/{{Arrow}} My name is Oliver Queen,]] [[Series/TheFlash2014 and I'm the fastest man alive.]] [[Series/LegendsOfTomorrow After I blew up those time masters,]] [[Series/Supergirl2015 I was sent to earth to protect my cousin.]]
* The Honest Trailer for ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'' and ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2'' had the comment "''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' will be the greatest movie ever made (Sarcasm)". Yes, he even said "sarcasm".
* All of the comments for the Honest Trailer for ''Film/TheRoom'' were quotes from that movie, including "That is not true. That is bullsh*t. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hai, Mark."
[[/folder]]
19th Dec '17 10:07:27 AM Ninamarie124
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* CW's The Series/{{Arrow}}
* [[Wrestling/RandySavage Macho Meow Randy Catage]]
* [[Series/GameOfThrones Brionne of Tarth]]

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* CW's The Series/{{Arrow}}
Series/{{Arrow}} (Decidueye)
* [[Wrestling/RandySavage Macho Meow Randy Catage]]
Catage]] (Incineroar)
* [[Series/GameOfThrones Brionne of Tarth]]Tarth]]
12th Dec '17 10:55:42 AM JamesAustin
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* [[{{VideoGame/Portal}} Rocky GlaDOS]] (Beldum)

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* [[{{VideoGame/Portal}} [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Rocky GlaDOS]] (Beldum)



* [[{{Film/Psycho}} Norman]] [[ThousandYardStare Bates]] (Espurr)

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* [[{{Film/Psycho}} [[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman]] [[ThousandYardStare Bates]] (Espurr)



* CW's The {{Series/Arrow}}

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* CW's The {{Series/Arrow}}Series/{{Arrow}}



* [[{{Music/Queen}} Solgaleo Solgaleo Solgaleo Figaro]] (Solgaleo)

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* [[{{Music/Queen}} [[Music/{{Queen}} Solgaleo Solgaleo Solgaleo Figaro]] (Solgaleo)



* [[{{Music/Hanson}} Mmmmmmm Bop]] (Alolan Dugtrio)

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* [[{{Music/Hanson}} [[Music/{{Hanson}} Mmmmmmm Bop]] (Alolan Dugtrio)



* A comment on the Honest Trailer for '' Fifty Shades Darker'' mashed up the opening narrations for all of the {{Series/Arrowverse}} shows.

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* A comment on the Honest Trailer for '' Fifty Shades Darker'' mashed up the opening narrations for all of the {{Series/Arrowverse}} shows.Series/{{Arrowverse}} shows.
-->[[Series/{{Arrow}} My name is Oliver Queen,]] [[Series/TheFlash2014 and I'm the fastest man alive.]] [[Series/LegendsOfTomorrow After I blew up those time masters,]] [[Series/Supergirl2015 I was sent to earth to protect my cousin.]]
12th Dec '17 10:38:52 AM JamesAustin
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* The Honest Trailer for the first two ''[[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Despicable]] [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2 Me]]'' movies had the comment "''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' will be the greatest movie ever made (Sarcasm)". Yes, he even said "sarcasm".

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* The Honest Trailer for the first two ''[[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Despicable]] [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2 Me]]'' movies ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'' and ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2'' had the comment "''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' will be the greatest movie ever made (Sarcasm)". Yes, he even said "sarcasm".
28th Nov '17 1:49:42 PM Weirdguy149
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* All of the comments for the Honest Trailer for ''Film/TheRoom'' were quotes from that movie, including "That is not true. That is bullsh*t. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hai, Mark."
18th Nov '17 5:27:29 PM The12thDoctor
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* [[Music/{{Eminem}} "Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."]]

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* This one from the ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'' trailer: [[Film/KangarooJack "I put the money in the jacket and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he hopping away!"]].
* In the ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows'' trailer:
[[Music/{{Eminem}} "Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."]]spaghetti"]].
5th Oct '17 7:24:12 AM JamesAustin
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Just the sheer RefugeInAudacity in giving Honest Names to ''every single Pokémon'' in all the canon VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} games, like:

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[[folder: ''Pokémon'' Running Gag]]
Just the sheer RefugeInAudacity in giving Honest Names to ''every single Pokémon'' in all the canon VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} ''VideoGame/{{Pokemon}}'' games, like:



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!Comments read by the Narrator

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[[folder: Comments Read
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* The Honest Trailer for the first two ''[[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Despicable]] [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2 Me]]'' movies had the comment "''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' will be the greatest movie ever made (Sarcasm)". Yes, he even said "sarcasm".

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* The Honest Trailer for the first two ''[[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Despicable]] [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2 Me]]'' movies had the comment "''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' will be the greatest movie ever made (Sarcasm)". Yes, he even said "sarcasm"."sarcasm".
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30th Sep '17 8:53:22 AM AaronHong
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* [[{{Music/Hansen}} Mmmmmmm Bop]] (Alolan Dugtrio)

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* [[{{Music/Hansen}} [[{{Music/Hanson}} Mmmmmmm Bop]] (Alolan Dugtrio)
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