Fanfic / MRA Trilogy

"AN: This fanfic is a commission for a few friends of mine that asked me to write this, based on their own intellectual ideas, on Tumblr. They’re MRA, so they’ve asked me to write a fanfic that does the MRA movement justice, and that stars one of their OCs, Rebecca Christiana Jasmina Xaila Rodrigues Diogo Velazquez. Even though I don’t share the same ideological beliefs, I respect them, so I’ve followed every instruction they gave me and wrote this. I hope they enjoy, for I worked very hard to do this :)"

— Opening statement of The Most Men's Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made.

The MRA Trilogy is a, well, trilogy of fanfics written by Carliro/Eogrus. Supposedly a series of commissions written for his MRA friends on Tumblr, it is notorious for its over the top offensive content. In a latter update, the author admits that this in fact a Troll Fic.

The "plot" that links these three fanfics together are the adventures of Rebecca Christiana Jasmina Xaila Rodrigues Diogo Velazquez (known as "Bekie" for short, though curiously almost never used after the first fanfic), an Original Character that was apparently conceived by said commissioners. In the classic nature of this type of fanfic, she's the mouthpiece of said commissioners' views, being an internally sexist, religiously intolerant, homophobic, genocidal young woman who fights for the MRA, wishing for all women to be enslaved and raped by men, and to kill everything that is "femnazi" (which apparently ranges from gay men to horses). Fighting on her side are Vladimir Putin, the occasionally Self-Insert of one of the supposed commissioners, and, of course, several severely Out of Character protagonists from numerous series.

In particular, a plot thread connecting the fanfics is a background war between the MRA and Moana, which never goes anywhere and in fact apparently is won by the "antagonist", rendering the whole trilogy moot.

The three stories are:

• The Most Men's Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made, focusing on Bekie's journey to Arendelle to defeat "Elsa, the Queen of feminists and lesbo dykes".
• MRA Effect, where Bekie travels to outer space to defeat the Asari and Reapers (who somehow are on the same side and focused on spreading the "Intergalactic Femnazi Empire").
• The Land Before MRA, in which Bekie travels back in time to the end of the Cretaceous to destroy the first feminists. It concludes the series in a Downer Ending, or rather a Happy Ending for anyone that doesn't hold the commissioner's extremist views.

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These fics provide examples of:

General

• Adaptational Heroism: Surprisingly most of the series avoids Draco in Leather Pants altogether, with the exception of Hans.
• Adaptational Villainy: Elsa, Anna, Olaf, Mulan, Tiana, most of the Mass Effect races, et cetera.
• Aggressive Categorism: Every living thing in this universe apparently is either with the MRA (and, apparently, God and Jesus), or with the feminists, ancient pagan goddesses and pretty much everything that isn't a straight white male human. Bekie in particular seems quite extremistic about this, classifying even the civilisation vs nature dichotomy as the same as men versus women (in spite of the fact that the feminist side apparently has the more advanced technology). Suffice to say, she suffers quite a lot from Internalized Categorism.
• Always Chaotic Evil: The feminists are supposedly this, even though nearly everything "evil" we see them doing is a retaliation against the MRA.
• And That's Terrible: Bekie doesn't spare one second complaining about the "evil" things femnazis do, regardless of wheres they're actually evil or not.
• Anticlimax: Nearly all conflicts are solved via very rapid Dei ex Machinae. It's entirely guaranteed that the conflicts built up across the stories, like the confrontation with Elsa or Benezia, either get solved in one sentence or never even happen at all.
• Author Filibuster: Bekie constantly preaches about her demented philosophy, often bordering on non sequiturs (for instance, a description of Dipper's intercourse with Bekie degenerating into a rant about how transgender people are feminist spies).
• Ax-Crazy: All MRA, Bekie included, which are driven to murderous extremes over things most people wouldn't even bat an eye at, like endangered animal breeding programs.
• Beige Prose: There are two settings with the trilogy's overall narration: either it's too short and non-descriptive, or it devolves into weirdly colourful (and very disgusting) Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness.
• Black Comedy Rape: The majority of the characters are brutally raped and it's played for laughs

• Body Horror: The hygiene standards of this universe must be very low, since everyone seems to suffer from horrific flesh deformities, parasites and diseases.
• Category Traitor: Homosexuals, transgender people, any male that isn't a sociopath, et cetera.
• Cruel and Unusual Death: Surprisingly happens mostly to the MRA agents, the supposed protagonists, though several "antagonists" also die horribly.
• Cute and Psycho: Bekie is supposedly this, according to her allies. She's described in a very unflattering manner, to put it mildly.
• Curb-Stomp Battle: Always happens to the Final Boss, though interestingly not to most villains.
• Dark Is Not Evil: Bekie has "darkness powers" (which are extremely vaguely defined, other than being granted by God and Jesus) and is the protagonist. However, she's pretty much psychotic and, by pretty much all standards of morality except the one expressed in this series, evil, so she pretty much comes across as Dark Is Evil.
• Depraved Homosexual: Along with Depraved Bisexual. Pretty much any non-closeted members of the LGBT Community in the story are "evil", because they're on the side of feminists, according to Bekie. A few MRA characters are bisexual, but they're noted to "righteously" repressed their same-sex urges lest they be killed by the other MRAs, except Bekie herself, who makes out with other women in order to titillate men. Kaidan Alenko and Male Shepard unsurprisingly turn out to be moles for the feminists.
• Demonization: Not only of feminists, but pretty much any life form that isn't a straight white male.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Murder, rape, genocide, all are valid responses for a feminist to even being in front of you. Also done against their own agents, such as Bekie herself, like raping and beating her just for being a woman, and killing any members of the LGBT Community who doesn't repress their feelings.
• Double Standard: Nearly all accusations of the feminists being murderous, immoral and/or sexually depraved ring very hollow when the MRA's first method of response is violence, they're viciously hateful and sociopathic and rape women.
• Easy Evangelism: Apparently converting female MRA agents to feminism is very easy (gee, I wonder why!), so Bekie is always accompanied by male agents.
• Female Misogynist: Up to eleven with Beckie who lets herself get raped and beaten.
• For the Evulz: The main motivation of the "femnazis", or so we're told. Meanwhile, the MRAs deliberately go out of their way to do petty things.
• The Fundamentalist: A rather large extremist conservative christian undertone runs throught all of the trilogy, with the MRA's explicitly working with God and Jesus against the "satanic pagan gods", though it's largely contained to the first installment.

• Guilt-Free Extermination War: Genocide is pretty much the de facto answer to all MRA problems, and they seem very happy to do it.
• Happiness in Slavery: What women should aspire to according to Bekie. She herself is pretty much the ambulatory fleshlight of her fellow MRAs, and enjoys it a lot.
• Hate Fic: The first installment seems to be one of Frozen, since all heroic characters in the movie are turned into "femnazis" (and Hans gets a Draco in Leather Pants treatment) and Arendelle is turned into pretty much the MRA's analogue of Mordor. The other fanfics are more ambiguous; "MRA Effect" features the protagonists of the series as the ostensible good guys and the Reapers remain the villains, though the Asari are depicted as working with the latter and Joker, Shepard and Kaidan Alenko turn out to be traitors, while "The Land Before MRA" portrays the characters from The Land Before Time as all being in the wrong, but clearly far less evil than the other antagonists (though not to Bekie's eyes), and ultimately it's the MRA and Bekie who lose.

• Heteronormative Crusader: The MRA are pretty much against every form of sexuality except that expressed by white straight males. Which is violent and rapist in nature, making them come across as massive hypocrites as a result.
• Hypocrite: Pretty much everything Bekie and the MRA do never matches what they preach, particularly in regards of their accusations towards feminism. The most blatant example is Bekie constantly whining about how "slutty" or "whory" the feminists look or act, while she pretty much is a disease-ridden sex toy for all the MRAs by her own initiative (and takes pleasure in doing so!), to the point that she describes herself as a slut. She also goes back and forth whereas women are dressing to skimpily or not, which is rendered moot since she wears clothes even porn stars would never wear.
• Insane Troll Logic: Pretty much every thought process used by Bekie or the other MRAs doesn't make any sense unless you're some sort of Lovecraftian horror.
• Kill the God: Attempted towards Isis in the first installment and the other pagan deities in the second one. It doesn't quite go anywhere, though Isis is apparently enslaved and raped by Jesus.
• Knight Templar: The MRAs accuse the feminists of being this, while they themselves react to anything they deem "immoral" with the most extreme reactions possible, such as murder and rape.
• Kudzu Plot: Many plot threads are brought up, like the war against Moana or the two attempts to kill deities. They don't get resolved or are so in an anticlimactic manner.
• Madonna-Whore Complex: One of the most bizarre ones in fiction. Feminists are accused of being "sluts" and "whores", regardless of whereas they're sexually active or not (in fact, at least some appear to be chaste), while the women on the MRA side are pretty much the men's sexual objects. Perhaps it's less "pure" vs "unclean" and more "sexual positive/free" vs "sex slave".
• Mind Screw: If you're not thoroughly disgusted by the fanfic, you will be certainly confused. The sheer amount of Insane Troll Logic and surrealness can only go so far.
• Murder Is the Best Solution: Either that or rape.
• Offstage Villainy: Anything evil or immoral that the feminists did was surely offscreen, since even the worse things they do onscreen have been in retaliation against the MR As. Even Moana seemingly only waged war after the MRAs declared it against her.
• Out of Character: For starters the protagonists of Adventure Time and Gravity Falls are violently misogynistic MRAs who don't hesitate to rape and kill women, including their own ally, while Anna is a goth and Saren is a bear stereotype who is apparently jealous of Garrus being Bekie's boyfriend, and it goes very downhill from here.
• Politically Incorrect Hero: Bekie and the MR As. They are ridiculously misogynistic, racist, homophobic, religiously intolerant, and cruel to animals, and respond to everything with rape or murder.
• Protagonist-Centered Morality: Everything Bekie does or is aligned with is "good" and everything she dislikes is "evil", got it?
• Rouge Angles of Satin: Averted at large, but there are a few probably very intended typos, like misspelling "Olaf" as "Oglaf".

• Straw Feminist: Aside from the whole "feminism is evil" shtick, most of the feminist antagonists are hilariously over the top stereotypes, like the man-hating, cisscum-spouting Elsa or the Psycho Lesbian Benezia (both of which wearing tuxedos with massive strap ons attached).
• Stay in the Kitchen: The fate women should have according to Bekie, if they're not busy being raped.
• Tautological Templar: The MRAs as a whole. It's not exactly clear why they think gender equality or indeed any human rights for everyone else is a bad thing, other than they find it utterly immoral.
• Tom Swifty: Occurs throughout the series. Some of them include "devilfully", "whorily", "canadianly", and "lesboly".
• With Us or Against Us: If you're not an MRA, you're a feminist and deserve to die. Even if you're an MRA who does something other MRA hate (like, being an open homosexual person), you're still a feminist and deserve to die.
• Would Hurt a Child: Bekie doesn't seem to have any moral qualms about brutally killing children.

The Most Men's Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made

• Asian Speekee Engrish: Mulan speaks this way. She is also depicted with huge buck teeth.
• Bestiality Is Depraved: The MRAs accuse the feminists of this. They themselves are guilty of this, and though they acknowledge this and spout caveats (Percy Jackson can have sex with horses because he's Poseidon's son, and Cobramcjingleballs is an anthropomorphic cobra), it still works to make them seem depraved.
• Big Bad: Elsa, the "queen of feminists and lesbo dykes".
• Embarrassing Nick Name: Cobramcjingleballs really doesn't like being called "balls"... even though his actual name contains the word in it and he chastises Bekie for that.
• Goth: Anna, contrary to her canon portrayal.
• Groin Attack: Lots. Beckie is raped with barbed wire early in the story, Finn has his testicles bit off by Mulan's buck teeth, Mulan is raped by an inverted anti-rape condom, Hiccup's genitals are melted by acid, Cobramcjingleballs has his genitals frozen and smashed, and Rtrixie was castrated by Elsa.
• Large Ham: Dear Isis does Elsa Chew the Scenery.
  "HAW HAW HAW you are most amusingly funny my pitiful bitch!"
• Laughably Evil: It's hard to take the villains seriously when they're depicted with the most stupid clothes and theatrical lines imaginable.
• Light Is Not Good: Rapunzel is framed as this, to contrast with Bekie.
• Mad Scientist: Cobramcjingleballs made a "holy apparatus" to kill Isis. He seems to be in charge of the machinery.
• Massive Multi Player Crossover: Though it's labelled as a Frozen fanfic, it contains characters from Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Tangled, The Princess and the Frog, Xmen, How to Train Your Dragon and many others, usually just the protagonists of these as either MRA allies of Bekie or feminist enemies.
• Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Elsa's army of "feminist water elemental warrior lesbians".
• Red Baron: Elsa has several titles, such as the aforementioned "queen of feminists and lesbo dykes". They're probably supposed to be derogatory, but they just look freacking badass on her.
• Reptiles Are Abhorrent: Supposedly averted with Cobramcjingleballs, but being a rapist MRA with Mad Scientist qualities pretty much puts him firmly here.
• Self-Insert: By far the installment with the most, which the author claims to be the friends who commissioned the work.
• Shown Their Work: That info dump on Isis? Yes, those are actual facts about the deity's domain and history.
• Sophisticated as Hell: Elsa makes use of elaborate and elegant language, often contrasted by more... lesser minded insults.
  "Cease and desist, misogynistic tards!"
• Vagina Dentata: Mulan had an anti-rape condom. However, this is inverted when Hiccup removes it, turns it inside out, and rapes Mulan with it.
• Villainous Incest: Anna and Elsa are apparently an item.
• Wicked Cultured: Elsa apparently has private theaters showing Broadway plays and endangered animal breeding programs.

MRA Effect

• Big Bad: Benezia, as well as Soren and Udina. Harbinger seems to be The Dragon to them.
• Boldly Coming: Bekie has sex with her fellow MRA agents, including the aliens. She is also on a mission to seduce an Asari.

• Informed Attribute: Bekie claims that Garrus is her "boyfriend", but A) we never see them interact with each other any differently than with their other teammates, B) they only spent a few hours together, and C) Bekie leaves him to die, and doesn't seem the least bit sad about it.
• Manly Gay: Soren, who is pretty much a pastiche of every bear stereotype.
• The Mole: Kaidan Alenko, Shepard and Joker worked for the feminists all along, because the former two are bisexual men and as such never wanted to work with the extremely homophobic MRA in the first place.
• Psycho Lesbian: Benezia, the whole point of the story being in fact to seduce her. However, she does rape Vega with her strap on, though this could be simply to torture him.

The Land Before MRA

• Depraved Homosexual: Littlefoot and his gang are this to Bekie, but they come across as rather nice and chill children simply experimenting with their sexuality.
• Downer Ending: Bekie dies, and the MRA are defeated by Moana and her forces. Of course, given the things Bekie does, YMMV on whether that's actually a downer or not.
• The Hero Dies: Bekie is killed for good.
• Ironic Hell: Bekie is forced to watch Emma Watson's speeches for all eternity.
• Killed Off for Real: Bekie, Littlefoot and his gang, and all MRAs die for good.
• Papa Wolf: And Mama Bear. Once the dinosaurs learn that their children were brutally murdered by Bekie, they skip right to No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.

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