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Characters: Red Letter Media
     Plinkett reviews 

Harry S. Plinkett

I love The Empire Strikes Back so much. I fucked it.
Played by: Mike Stoklasa
A senile and insane old man who enjoys taking apart both bad movies and hookers.

  • Ax-Crazy: Dear Lord. His favourite pastime is kidnapping and murdering hookers.
    Plinkett: DON'T TRY TO ESCAPE LIKE THE LAST ONE!
  • Badass Grandpa: Plinkett is over one hundred years old, but he's still able to fight off the police at the end of the Phantom Menace review.
  • Been There, Shaped History: A Running Gag in the Titanic review, where Plinkett claims to have sold various items to historical figures of the 20th century.
    Plinkett:Taft, you fuck! You bought your clothes at the Portly Gentleman Used Clothing Store! You cheapskate! I know it because I sold it to you!
  • Bestiality Is Depraved: He likes to fuck his cat.
  • The Bluebeard: "Now I'm the last guy to be talking about love, because most of my relationships seem to end up in several different trash bags."
  • Breakout Character
  • Catch Phrase:
  • Caustic Critic: Played straight in the Star Wars reviews, as he really hates the prequels, but downplayed in the Crystal Skull and Titanic reviews as Plinkett is a bit kinder to them. A bit.
  • Cloud Cuckoolander: Plinkett is senile and seems to have trouble telling reality and his fantasies apart. And then there's that time a pizza roll started talking to him....
  • Deadpan Snarker: Mike Stoklasa is a natural at this form of comedy and this carries over into the character of Plinkett.
  • Demonic Possession: Has apparently experienced it before. This could explains some of his... eccentricities.
  • Depraved Bisexual: Plinkett's presumably attracted to the hookers he kidnaps, but he casually mentions in the Revenge of the Sith review that he once made out with George Lucas.
  • Evil Cripple
  • Evil Old Folks: He's old enough to remember the Titanic sinking.
  • Evil Sounds Deep: Whenever his blood lust or hatred of bad movies takes over. The rest of the time he just sounds like a stroke victim.
  • The Faceless: In the reviews themselves. Averted in official art and Revenge of Nadine.
  • Fan Boy: Of Star Trek, Star Wars and the medium of film in general.
  • Handicapped Badass: He's missing a leg in official art and is still capable of winning firefights with the police.
  • Half-Human Hybrid: He's only half-pig.
  • Incest Subtext: Star Trek 2009 is a guilty pleasure. So is his pole-dancing granddaughter, Crystal.
  • Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant
  • Pet the Dog: His plea at the end of the Revenge of the Sith review for movies that rely on emotions and character rather than big budget commercial affairs that rely on special effects definitely comes across as this.
  • Pretty Fly for a White Guy: He squeezes gats 'til the clips are empty.
  • Trademark Favourite Food: Pizza rolls.
  • Unreliable Narrator: Can you really trust anything he says about his past?
  • Villain Protagonist
  • Voice of the Legion: His "scary voice."

Man-in-a-Black-Cloak-who-is-not-a-trademarked-character-of-Lucas-Limited aka "Palpy"

If you don't like the Star Wars prequels then you're stupidpants.
Played by Mike Stoklasa

Nadine

Played by: Jocelyn Ridgley

     Half in the Bag 

Lightning Fast VCR Repair

Two out-of-work VCR repairmen who make money by fleecing seniors who don't know how to operate DVD players.

  • Asshole Victim: Anytime something bad happens to Jay and Mike, they basically deserved it.
  • Caustic Critics
  • Con Men
  • Crooked Contractors
  • Drink Order: The bottles on the title card are labeled "CHEAP BEER". Averted within the show proper, in which Mike and Jay are quite frequently seen to be drinking Wisconsin's own Spotted Cow.
  • Fat and Skinny: Lampshaded in That's My Boy, when George Lucas' hit men address them as "Hans Klopek" and "Fat Guy".
  • Gushing About Shows You Like
  • Lack of Empathy: Jay and Mike. They almost never feel... gooeelt? Gooey-elt? Gweelt? Guiltó no, that doesn't sound right.
  • Perma Stubble: Mike has a perpetual five o'clock shadow. Contrast Jay, who can't seem to make up his mind whether he wants to be clean-shaven or wear a beard.
  • Suckiness Is Painful: Mike was nearly driven to suicide by The Zookeeper. Not by the film, either, but by the theatrical trailer alone!
    • The Grown Ups 2 review opened with Jay and Mike giving it a favorable review, praising Adam Sandler and advising viewers not to nitpick family films. Granted, blood and offal were gushing from their eyes at the time.
  • Those Two Guys
  • Villain Protagonist: Jay and Mike have their moments, especially when they try to kill Plinkett for his life insurance money.

Mike

Gooeelt? Gooey-elt? Gweelt? Guiltó no, that doesn't sound right.
Played by Mike Stoklasa

  • Bad Bad Acting: This is Mike's signature comedic style. Jay does this, too, but he's not as good at pretending to be a bad actor as Mike is.
  • Berserk Button: Mike, an Arizonian who moved to Wisconsin, can detect a whiff of condescension coming from Hollywood. Ordinarily stoic, he became quite livid when discussing White House Down, The Lone Ranger, and Grown Ups 2 back-to-back.
  • Big "NO!": Anytime Jay suggests that they do legitimate work, Mike will immediately cry out, "NOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOooo!" defiantly.
  • Captain Obvious: Intentional. Mike will often say things like, "I went to see Movie at Theater," literally.
  • Catchphrase: Mike, in his lawyerly way, will always ask, "Are you suggesting that..." or "Jay, are you implying that..", as a lead-up to Jay openly accusing the filmmakers of being hacks, charlatans or worse.
    • "...that's right, Jay."
  • Deadpan Snarker: Mike Stoklasa appears to be this in Real Life, and it's a trait that all his characters share, but Mike on "Half In The Bag" plays it to a tee. He's usually able to get his co-host Jay to laugh without even cracking a smile himself, and any time he's called upon to show any kind of emotion, he always does it in a very phony and insincere way. He also likes to say things that he knows will piss off his audience (i.e. Dr. Seuss is overrated and The Muppets are for babies).
    • Corpsing: Jay finally gets Mike to really laugh (after 45 episodes) during the Haunted House discussion, which segues into a riff on the Seltzer And Friedberg films (ironically, it's about how unfunny their jokes are). Jay is clearly taken aback by how hard Mike is laughing, even starting to ask him "Did your brain...", before being overcome with laughter himself.
    • invoked In the review for Movie 43, they go Up to Eleven in snarking, talking about how "clever" the writing was, complete with Laugh Track galore, finally saying things like eating dog poop or leaky periods are not supposed to win Oscars.
    • And in the review of Star Trek Into Darkness, Mike laughed the hardest he ever has in a video... when Jay refers to the villain as Benedict Cabbagepatch.
  • Driven to Suicide: Has stated in their review of That's My Boy that his dream is to one day die from watching an Adam Sandler movie, and actively chooses to watch them in theaters in hope that his soul may someday be released.
  • Your Costume Needs Work: The one time Mike used the Mr. Plinkett voice on-camera, Jay told him that it was a terrible Plinkett impression.

Jay

My life is an empty shell.
Played by Jay Bauman

  • Boy Meets Ghoul: Was dating the ghost girl who used to work at the VCR repair shop.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: Jay, who's spent most of the series exploiting, belittling, abusing, and even attempting to murder Plinkett, objects to Mike trying to take advantage of his recent meth addiction. Though how much of this is due to genuine concern or because the story demanded it is unknown.
    • Jerk With A Heart Of Jerk: In a scene, Jay demands three months of pay up front from Plinkett, whereas Mike only demanded one. Mike butts in with this comment:
      Jay, I thought I was the monster!
      • It's heavily implied it was a deliberate Ass Pull - when Mike asks, "You smoke crack?!" Jay shrugs and replies, "Sure, whatever." invoked
  • Murder Is the Best Solution: When Mike and Jay gets a costumer that actually demands that they behave honestly:
    Jay: Let's talk about movies before that mean old lady gets back.
    Mike: Jay, are you saying you want to murder her?
    Jay: Yes!
  • The Straight Man

Harry S. "Fake" Plinkett

Maybe I should've drowned my wife. Then I'd still have my Caddy.
Played by Rich Evans

  • Cane Fu: He manages to fend off a katana-wielding Nadine with his cane. Though the rocket chair helped.
  • The Chew Toy: This Plinkett has essentially been flanderized into this trope on Half in the Bag. He's still creepy and a pervert, but he's generally portrayed as ineffectual. He's suffering from amnesia, and is abused by Jay and Mike on a regular basis, up to attempted murder. He even shows some form of genuine affection for them in some episodes.
  • Couch Gag: Plinkett knocking over the beers at the start of each episode.
  • The Dog Bites Back: During the A Good Day To Die Hard review:
    Plinkett: I'm just watching the end of the movie on my iPad... These things are great. You know all about it - yours is in my TV. (chuckles) I sure loved watching the same movie 68 times tonight. Maybe that'll teach you fucks not to LIE to me.
  • Jerk With A Heart Of Jerk
  • Pet the Dog: Plinkett of all people literally pets a dog at some point. Okay, it was a VCR he mistook for a dog, but still.
  • Sunglasses at Night
  • They Killed Kenny Again: Subverted. Plinkett has seemingly been killed numerous times, but he either survives (such as being buried under the floorboards), or it's a case of mistaken identity.
  • Title Scream: Every episode opens with Stoklasa's Plinkett voice saying "Half in the BaaAAAaaag".

George Lucas

"Does anyone else smell flannel and B.O.?"
Played by Rich Evans

  • Big Bad: George Lucas fills this role here also, with requisite Lampshade Hanging from Mike and Jay, of course.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: He tries to kill Mike and Alexandre O. Philippe for "saying mean things" about him.
  • Evil Smells Bad: You can smell his plaid shirts coming from a mile away, according to Plinkett and other characters.
  • Evil Gloating: "I am going to explain to you my sinister plot."
    Jay: (completely deadpan) We don't care.
  • Line-of-Sight Name: In his quest to destroy every copy of The Star Wars Holiday Special, he once infiltrated Comic-Con under the name "Paul Superman" after seeing a Superman cosplayer walking by.
  • Prima Donna Director: He personally tries to hunt down and destroy every copy of the pre-Special Edition Star Wars because it interferes with his vision.
  • Hiss Before Fleeing: George Lucas does this when scared off by the original release of Star Wars.

Comic Book Guy Rich Evans

A fan of comic books that helps Mike and Jay review the Amazing Spider Man movies.

  • Back from the Dead: Appears to have been brutally destroyed at the end of the Amazing Spider Man Review. But then shows up for the Transcendence/Amazing Spider Man 2 reviews. It turns out the Klingon disruptor is a toy, and the whole death scene was in Jay and Mike's minds.
  • Big Damn Heroes: Saves Mike and Jay from two hitmen with a Klingon Disruptor.
  • Face-Heel Turn: Once he discovers that Mike and Jay are VCR Repairman, he attempts to contact the conspiracy working against them.
  • Promoted Fanboy: In-universe, he sells off his comic store and moves to New York to become an actual comic book artist. Alas, its working for Little Orphan Annie.


Fuck-Bot 5000

"Oh shit! You're gonna get it get it now!"
A character that originated in Red Letter Media's contribution to The 48 Hour Film Project in 2011, Fuck-Bot 5000 does exactly what its name implies.


Officer Rich Klasowski

A Milwaukee Police Officer that is sent to investigate "Lighting-Fast VCR Repair" after a sulfur factory complains about the strange smell there. Mike and Jay distract him by discussing the Franchise/Robocop movies.

  • Aborted Arc: Done deliberately. Officer Klasowski is randomly zapped to the world of Howard the Duck.
    Officer Klasowski: "I wonder what crazy adventures I'll get into now!"
    Caption: NEVER TO BE CONTINUED.
    Officer Klasowski: Oh...
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Thinks cops naturally like... Howard the Duck. And in the beginning of the RoboCop (2014) review, he seems to be talking to himself a bit.
  • Police Are Useless: Forgets about the strange smell in the basement to discuss Robocop with Mike and Jay.


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