"Spork" is used as a term to mock and criticize So Bad, It's Good
and So Bad Its Horrible
works, since sporks have the right size and shape to dig out an eye.
A bad Fan Fic
, for example, can be described as "It sporked me.", i.e: so bad it made me want to take my eyes out so I wouldn't have to view it any more.
Not to be confused with "sporking", another name for MSTing
. Also not to be confused with a Portmanteau Couple Name
for Spock and Kirk.
An actual spork is a cross between a spoon and a fork. (Rich Hall could claim naming rights, thanks to a "Sniglets"
segment from a 1983 Not Necessarily The News
episode.) They are commonly found in places that don't care about the quality of the food they serve you. Sporks are also a notable example of utensil inbreeding