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The Poor 4
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- Super Zeroes: The team is explicitly stated to be the worst team of superheroes on the planet.
Čeda Čedović
The Balkan Menace
Origin: Poor 4
Role: Killer
The protagonist of our story.Čeda is a connoisseur and lover of War, Death, Suffering, Guns and Sharp Weaponry. Most people have described him as "The worst slav humanity has to offer" or "The opposite of a Human." He does not hate humanity, he just loves the worst aspects of it. He started at least 5 world wars, as well as spark numerous smaller wars. An example would be him helping start the Miroslav Warz (with a Z instead of S), a sort of civil war between people who are naked when taking a shower, and people who keep their clothes on when taking a shower. Due to this war, Čeda, Andre, and Djole (with Djole being the leader and commander), temporarily had to fight their own friend, Miroslav, and his army of Miroslavs. After Djole and his gang won, they all made up, with Čeda telling Miroslav to "Stop being a Pussy", after killing him.
He is also the only known slav in recorded history to be powerful enough to defeat his own babushka. And then once he did that, he went to the afterlife and killed her again, making her super dead, we're not sure how he returned to the land of the living.
This one time, he also kicked a soccer ball so hard that it burst a hole through the goalie. He also decapitated a local fisherman, destroyed a submarine, picked up the Titanic and threw it a million miles, with only being able to hear a split second of screaming from the passengers. He would also regularly use his invention, "The Čeda Doll", to blow everything up. Pretty sure one time he blew up about 30% of Europe by doing this. Not to mention that Čeda's kill count is so high that the reason people celebrate birthdays is because it's a challenge to survive a whole year without getting killed by him. Due to all these horrible feats, he has gained the powers of a great warrior, and that has evolved him into a Superbeing like his other three friends.
This brings us to current events, Čeda wanting power over CounterStrike, which would give him the ability to rule over all of slav kind. He gleefully enters his favorite place in the whole wide world, Hell, but is quickly disappointed that there are no poor souls in pain or being tortured in various cruel ways. Instead he is saddened to find out that Hell has become infected by a Supervirus simply known as "Meme", transforming the once dark fiery Hades into Meme Hell. The edgy Superbeing mourns as he is on his quest to kill Mega Satan and his army and become the new king of CounterStrike. Though throughout the journey he can't help but feel like he could also stop the meme infection. But he believes with the help of his friends back at home, and with him becoming powerful enough to overthrow Mega Satan and take over CounterStrike, he may have the skills and power needed to overcome whatever is in the nucleus of the Meme disease and kill it, stopping the spread of the horrible meme.
- Alliterative Name: Čeda Čedović.
- The Bad Guy Wins: He manages to become the new ruler of Hell (and by extension, CounterStrike).
- Brought to You by the Letter "S": He has a shirt with the letter Č on it.
- Card-Carrying Villain: Actively enjoys all the killing he does.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Fights Mega Satan. And WINS.
- Evil Redhead: Orange hair, zero soul.
- Evil Versus Evil: He's not the nicest guy (understatement of the year), but Mega Satan being... well, Satan, makes it a toss-up on who is worse.
- Heroic Comedic Sociopath: He's an asshole through and through, but some of the evil things he does are so ludicrous (case in point, throwing the ENTIRE Titanic a million miles away) that you can't help but laugh at some of them.
- Jerkass: Him at his best.
- One-Steve Limit: Averted, there are multiple Čedas in this game. The one you control is always the same, however.
- Significant Birth Date: 6/6/1996.
- Token Evil Teammate: An odd case as he's the leader of his group... doesn't take away that he's a complete sociopath.
Djole
In-Depth Stupidity
Origin: Poor 4
Role: Bad at School
Djole is the host of his own game show, which you don't get to participate in, but he likes Golden Sausages.Nobody knows for sure the legend of Djole. He could have been born many many yers ago, like Andre. Or he could have been a normal boy turned into a Superbeing like Čeda or Miroslav. He seems to say things and perform actions regularly that Čeda has described before as "Idiotic". However, despite his regular silly dialogue, no one is quite sure if he has the power of supernatural stupidity, or if his intelligence is so superior that we just don't understand it and pass it off as him beig dumb.
Sometimes he claims things, and they more often than not end up being true, no matter how outlandish it is. Because of this, when he says things in class like: "Oh, I know Abraham Lincoln, that was the bitch who ate my newspapers. I was at his funeral yesterday." We're not sue if he's talking out of his ass, or if that really happened (Djole got 12 Fs in school that day).
Due to his perplexing knowledge and insanity, he has earned himself a spot among the Great Old ones, among other great ones such as Cthulhu and good ol' Sfatlicllp. Though he fears no mortal man, the one being that he is a afraid of is Tinky Winky. He believes that Tinky Winky is the only being he is unable to comprehend, much lilke how we cannot understand Djole. Tinky Winky, being the powerful being that he is, attacks by detaching his arm and throwing it at his enemies and that's it, after that he can't do anything else.
Djole has the ability to sing, but his main power is to be always happy. Djole also was the one to discover Dribbling Trading Cards, which ended the Ancient Era, and started the Middle Era. Much like the other Poor 4 members, he also has a hobby of scuba-diving in lava to find hidden artifats. One time, while swimming through lava during the Pompeii disaster, he was able to find a living breathing Augustus Caesar, he then threw it back when Čeda told him to put it away, because it could contaminate the food they bought.
- Achievements in Ignorance: If what the Lore Book says is true, he somehow managed to find a live Augustus Caesar while scuba-diving in Lava during the Pompeii disaster'. Not only that, but the disaster itself was over 50 years after Caesar died, meaning Djole somehow REVIVED him in the process.
- Almighty Idiot: A Superbeing, yet he has the IQ of a potato.
- Beware the Silly Ones: He's just as capable of wreaking havoc as his contemporaries, despite his idiocy.
- The Ditz: His defining personality trait.
- Ditzy Genius: People don't know if he's so smart that we think he's stupid, or he's just plain stupid.
- Driven to Suicide: Killed himself because there wasn't any shampoo left. He's alive thanks to being a Superbeing... but that blood spawned the King Trashbug.
- Dumb Is Good: Very dumb... but he tends to be nice whenever we see him.
- Exposition Fairy: Able to explain the controls to Čeda... somehow.
- Idiot Hero: Part of the Poor 4, and VERY dumb.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: People don't know if he's this and just seems dumb... or just plain stupid.
- The Pollyanna: As said in the Lore Book, his main power is always being happy.
- Simpleton Voice: Has a very goofy-sounding voice, befitting his character.
Miroslav (Miro-de-niro)
Quarter Spider
Origin: Poor 4
Role: Army Leader
Miroslav is the leader and commander of his own Miroslav Army. He uses Golden Sausages to pay his army because they have a good exchange rate.Miroslav was once a boy, but then one day he got bit by a radioactive Spiderman. And because of this he was transformed into a Half-Human Half-Spiderman Superbeing. With his new-found powers, he is able to shoot all sorts of blins from his hands. However, all of these blins are deadly, and simply touching them will turn you into a built-in Macromedia Flash 8 explosion effect. Miroslav and his army are faithful worshippers of the god MirMan, one of many powerful gods of the Poor 4 universe, such as Tinky Winky, Vince Collins, and the Anti-Crust.
He is also a famous mid-200s rapper, as you can tell by the fact you can't understand anything he's saying, and that he sounds like he's perpetually about to cry, his stage name is Miro de Niro. In his free time he develops blin related weaponry to equip his army, so that one day he can battle against Winnie the Pooh. This one time he sold his entire Miroslav army for an internet connection to play CounterStrike 1.6, he spent a long time repopulating his army into what it was again. Miroslav is able to create new Miroslav soldiers through Miroslav Larva.
Being the powerful general, he was able to invent a brand new strategy that revolutionized war and combat as we know it. His idea was not to use weapons, not even hand to hand combat. Instead he would take advantage of the environment around him in fights, by regularly picking up rocks and trees and throwing them at his enemies, obliterating them. This technique has since become outdated, as simply shooting the enemy with a gun was much more convenient and was effective no matter the environment. Even Miroslav has abandoned his own fighting style in favor of just throwing deadly blins at his enemies. This new revolution in combat has marked the end of the "Middle Era" and started the "New Era".
Later, in the Modern Era, World War 3 started because nobody could agree what Shaggy was saying in his song "It wasn't Me" featuring RikRok. However, Miroslav was able to end the war. Thanks to his incomprehensible speech, he was able to accurately translate the song's lyrics.
- Awesome, but Impractical: His new war technique managed to revolutionize war, and even changed the Era. That being said... it's not that useful in most cases, as it requires... actual objects to be nearby to be effective.
- Boring, but Practical: As such, he's resorted to just throwing blins at his enemies.
- Benevolent Boss: He pays his army pretty well.
- Bad Boss: ...Then there was the time he sold them for an internet connection.
- Big Damn Heroes: Managed to stop World War 3, purely because he's as unintelligible as the root cause was.
- Bizarre Alien Reproduction: Probably how he creates his Miroslav Larva.
- The Conscience: The most rational out of the Poor 4. Considering that one's dumb, one's prone to eating a lot, and one is... Čeda... yeah.
- Edible Ammunition: His blins. Though "edible" is stretching it.
- Half-Human Hybrid: Half man, half Spiderman (or more accurately, three-quarters person and a quarter spider.)
- Poison Mushroom: His blins... not even he himself can touch them.
- Required Secondary Powers: Averted. Can shoot blins at his enemies. Can't touch one without dying himself.
- Super-Strength: If he's able to throw trees so hard they can kill opponents, then he likely has this.
- The Unintelligible: In-universe, he's this, but the audience can understand him just fine. This is helpful in stopping World War 3.
Andre
Planet turned Human
Origin: Poor 4
Role: Large Boy
Andre is a friend who likes to eat Sausages, Golden ones are even better.Andre is an immortal being born millions of years ago, theorized to be the oldest member of the Poor 4. Unlike some of the others, Andre was not a human turned into a Superbeing. He was first a very small, grey planet, turned into a real human as some kind of stupid joke. With this he has turned into a gluttonous boy who enjoys to eat to the point where he had to become a master chef, so he could eat more. He even beat his rival, Luke Cage, at a cooking contest.
Most of his existence he has spent screaming for millions of years, no real reason, he just wanted to. He stopped when Čeda punched him in the face and was introduced to the other Poor 4 members, at which point they have become good friends. Andre even gained various interests besides just food, such as Japanese manga and anime, flaming bazooka canons that shoot flaming Coca Cola cans that are on fire and installing multiple copies of Croc: Legend of the Gobos on his PC several dozen times. He also has the power to turn into Coral reef.
Andre is one of the most powerful beings in the Poor 4 universe, but chooses to be fairly pacifistic, some feats of power include creating Flaming Coca Cola and storing a universe in his stomach. He also permanently stopped the war between people who prefer using fighter jets and tanks, by simply eating all tanks and fighter jets, and making them give up, and resort to using horses. This even was what cause the beginning of the "Ancient Era". Another thing Andre created, though by accident, are a new species of humans called "Bolid". These beings were a result of a failed experiment to create humans that could reproduce asexually like amoebas, but instead created humans that are able to phase through walls and objects.
- Big Fun: One of the fattest characters in the game, yet also one of the nicest.
- Department of Redundancy Department: Downloaded Croc. Several dozen times. On the same PC.
- Extreme Omnivore: Outright stated as such. He's eaten jets and planes to stop a war, and even stored an entire universe in his stomach.
- Gentle Giant: Extremely powerful, yet chooses to be a pacifist.
- Really 700 Years Old: Poor 4: Origins states he's over 30 BILLION years old. This puts him as being OLDER than the earth.
- Smarter Than You Look: His weird appearance doesn't change the fact he's both A. a Superbeing and B. he's actually capable of making neat stuff.
- Was Once a Man: Inverted. He was once a planet, but he was turned into a human. Why? Probably some kind of dumb joke.
Klempodrome
Has a Drivers License
Origin: Poor 4
Role: Bus Driver
Klempodrome is your hired Bus driver, he can transport the Poor 4 between worlds as well as back home, and you don't even have to give him a sausage. However, he can only drive you to the next world if you beat the world's boss. Otherwise, the bosses will shoot down the bus.Klempodrome is a rejected Naruto character, who was banished into the Poor 4 universe (a fate worse than death). In here, he has become allies with the Poor 4, and has even managed to become a demi-superbeing.
Story goes, that after he was banished into the Poor 4 realm, he was after MirMan himself. MirMan knew of his coming, so he sent out a minion of his, this man was called Corn Man. Klempodrome had a fierce battle with Corn Man in the sea sides of Greece, but was able to defeat him by using his signature attack of flopping his massive ears, to cause strong wind currents. These winds would gather nearby leaves and make them sharp enough to cut flesh, and was able to defeat Corn Man.
His quest ended when he drove a Ghost Bus, which was haunted by the Emo Ghost, sent out by MirMan to stop Klempodrome. The Emo Ghost managed to crash the bus, leaving Klempodrome fatally injured. In a latch ditch effort, he pledges alliance with the mighty MirMan, to save his own life, but in exchange he will serve Miroslav whenever he needs help.
- Banishing Ritual: An inverted version is used to summon him from the Banished Realm to assist the Poor 4.
- Becoming the Mask: Originally against MirMan, he chose to ally with him so he wouldn't die.
- Blow You Away: His signature attack, capable of being utilized thanks to his massive ears.
- Fate Worse than Death: His fate of staying in the Poor 4 universe is this in-universe. He doesn't seem to mind it one bit though.
- I Have Many Names: People just call him Klempodrome. Because, it is funny.
- Ninja: He's a rejected Naruto character.
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: A ninja demon bus driver.
- Unusual Ears: HUGE ears.
NPCs
Level NPCs
Babushka
Babushka
Origin: Poor 4
Čeda's grandmother (or Babushka).- Bilingual Bonus: Babushka is Russian for "grandmother".
- Butt-Monkey: Not only is she put down by her own grandson, but if the Lore Book is any indication, Čeda managed to kill her... and then she's killed again in the afterlife. Somehow, she's fine after all of that, since she appears in the game no worse for wear.
- Exposition Fairy: Tells Čeda that he can eat discs to get powers. He's not too keen on that information.
The Genie
The Genie
Origin: Read-A-Rama
A genie, who's looking for his bottle. Appears in the level 1-3 "Not the Air Level!"- Benevolent Genie: Seems to be the case, as he's from an edutainment game.
- Fog Feet: His body ends in a whispy, gradient tail.
- Freeing the Genie: Inverted, he needs to be in a bottle, or he'll die. After rejecting Čeda's teapots for a bottle, Čeda leaves him to die.
- Simpleton Voice: His "here" sound clip sounds dopey enough, but if you've played Read-A-Rama, you'd know how truly dopey he sounds.
The Bear
The Bear
Origin: Honey Cave
A bear, who's the protagonist of the game Honey Cave. Appears in the level 2-1, ...also called "Honey Cave".- Bears Are Bad News: Averted, he's a relatively calm character. Though not helping is that he's talking to Čeda, who himself admits he'd be able to kill the bear.
- Gatling Good: His weapon of choice. Course, here he doesn't have it.
- Mr. Exposition: He's fairly easy to get to (and is visible in the first screen of the level), and tells you exactly why Hell isn't... Hell.
Harold
Harold
Origin: Icy Tower
The main character of Icy Tower, who tries to jump to as many floors as he can. Appears in the level 2-4, "Icy Tower".- Exposition Fairy: Explains to you that the timer will start ticking once you get inside the titular tower, and by extension, the clocks in the tower and how the stone platforms inside work.
- Eye-Obscuring Hat: His blue beanie.
- Villain Respect: Him and Disco Dave manage to gain Čeda's respect due to being "crazy motherfuckers".
Disco Dave
Disco Dave
Origin: ???
A funky-lookin' lad. Appears in the level 2-4, "Icy Tower".- Disco Dan: Two letters off from the trope name. Checks out.
- Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Managed to SOMEHOW scale the endless Icy Tower. Via Stayin' Alive.
- Villain Respect: Him and Harold manage to gain Čeda's respect due to being "crazy motherfuckers".
Voodoo Dick Man
Voodoo Dick Man
Origin: Voodoo Dick (flash animation)
A menacing shopkeeper who sells a cartoon. Appears in the level 3-1, "Castlevania 10".- Comically Small Demand: Will give his carton for 10 teapots. Čeda thinks that's too much.
- Jerkass: Insults Čeda after not buying his merchandise. To be fair though, Čeda acted like a bigger Jerkass with the way he reacted.
Ben
Ben
Origin: Ben Drowned
Ben is a guy who looks suspiciously like a certain hero. Appears in the level 3-4, "Aqua Energizer".- Deliberately Monochrome: Stands out in comparison to the level he's in, which looks normal.
- Non-Answer: His response to Čeda asking him what's going on? "Home is where the heart is."
- Shout-Out: If it wasn't obvious...
Stan
Stan
Origin: Stan Skates
A skater. Appears in the level 4-1 "Building Panic".- Achievements in Ignorance: Avoids Čeda's genocide due to already being dead... inside. Čeda says that's good enough for him.
- The Stoic: He's dead... inside.
Best Friend
Best Friend
Origin: Best Friends (game)
Some purple thing. Appears in the level 4-2 "Bubble Bobble Nostalgie".- Cartoon Creature: Closest thing as to what he is would be some sort of purple imp with a duck bill.
- Hell Is That Noise: What could be graciously defined as "dialogue" from him is this.
Rage Bot
Rage Bot
Origin: Rage Boy
A robot who serves the Shadow Master. Appears in the level 4-3 "Pharaoh's Curse".- Cloudcuckoolander: In his original appearance, he tends to say some off the wall things... like sucking a grandma's balls.
- Eye Beams: Can shoot Frickin' Laser Beams out of his eyes. Though his accuracy's not that good.
- Harmless Villain: Despite serving the Shadow Master, he's not really a good villain. Half of his plots end up with everyone surviving and him looking extremely stupid.
- Synthetic Voice Actor: Speaks in one of the Speakonia male voices.
Stinky
Stinky
Origin: Wonderland: Secret Rooms
A smiley face on a quest to save the other stinkers. Appears in the level 4-4 "Snoopy v1.0".- Butt-Monkey: It's clear Čeda doesn't think much of him. Tellingly, he's the only NPC you can kill.
- Pokémon Speak: His voice grunt is him saying "Stinky!".
Sven
Sven
Origin: Sven (game series)
A sheep who has a rather rambunctious time with female sheep. Appears in the level 4-5 "Sven Zwo".- Adaptational Personality Change: In his original games, he's a sheep who wanted to bang other sheep. In this game, he's more paranoid and talks like a conspiracy theorist.
- Conspiracy Theorist: Pretty much what he tells Čeda about a "spaceship" amounts to him being this.
- Motor Mouth: Inverted, he's a very slow talker.
Jumpscare the Skeleton
Jumpscare
Origin: Bone.exe
A skeleton with a handgun. Appears in the level 5-1 "Exodus to Death".- Dem Bones: He's a skeleton!
- Meaningful Name: As a Take That! to creepypastas, a skeleton named Jumpscare as the main character makes some sense.
- Professional Killer: He was summoned to take care of monsters.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: He's not dealing with the meme disease that's currently overtaking Hell... though he does want Čeda who kill the Lizardman who stole some shapeshifting energy.
Paul
Paul
Origin: ??
A weird man. Appears in the level 5-3 "Eyeless".- Jerkass: The first thing he tells Čeda is that he looks like crap. The only thing saving him is that he's an NPC, and due to the game's low budget, Čeda can't kill him.
- Surfer Dude: Talks as such.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Pizza.
Corpse
Corpse
Origin: Poor 4
Čeda but dead. Appears in the level 5-5 "GAME.bps".- Brought to You by the Letter "S": Like Čeda, he has a shirt with the letter Č on it.
- Noodle Incident: HOW did he become like this? It'll likely go unanswered.
- Off with His Head!: His sprite shows his head seperate from his body, floating.
- Took a Level in Kindness: Unlike the regular Čeda, he isn't rowdy and anger-prone. The most he does is prank Čeda about him being a dead version of him from the future.
Young Čeda
Young Čeda
Origin: Poor 4
Čeda... but something's off. Appears in the level 6-1 "stick figures on crack!!!".- Brought to You by the Letter "S": Like Čeda, he has a shirt with the letter Č on it.
- I Hate Past Me: His entire reason for being in this game.
- Set Right What Once Went Wrong: Čeda uses his chance to talk to him to convince him not to kill the Miroslav leader... Miroslav himself.
Bigfoot
Bigfoot
Origin: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas/Myth
The myth, the legend. Appears in the level 6-3 "GTA Myth Hunters".- Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti: Take a guess which one he is.
- Dumb Muscle: His only vocalubary is "Ug." Čeda, is disappointed at this development. At least, until he tells Čeda to "jump good".
Other NPCs SPOILERS
The Skull Cult
The Skull Cult note
Origin: GoAnimate/Caillou
A cult hell-bent on getting the ruler of hell, Mega Satan, to bless them. They appear in the level 6-6 "GoAnimosity".- Apocalypse Cult: They plan to get Mega Satan on their side.
- Evil Is Not a Toy: What ends up happening after they get Mega Satan's attention is a blood laser that vaporizes them.
- Human Sacrifice: Their fate in the end.
Pat & Mat
Pat & Mat
Origin: Pat & Mat
Two guys from a Czech stop-motion cartoon. They appear in the normal ending.- Suddenly Voiced: In their original cartoon, they didn't speak at all. Here, they get voices because it's funny.
- Those Two Guys: Their entire screentime centers around them bumbling around.
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: Their voices seem to be a Google Translate voice from another language trying to emulate English.
Zak
Zak
Origin: Zak's Wordgames
An alien from the planet Zelphon who crashlanded into Hell. They appear in the normal ending.- Ambiguous Gender: Their name is masculine, yet their voice sounds feminine. For convenience's sake (and the fact there isn't any info on Zak's Wordgames online), we'll call them a "they".
- Came from the Sky: Just sort of... crash into Hell. They need Wheel Pieces to find to get their ship back to normal, but the player never gets to help or find them.
- Exposition Fairy: Basically spells out "You need to collect 3 more Blue Apple slices to get transported to the true final world".
- Self-Duplication: They briefly turn into three Zaks in the normal ending.
- Stutter Stop: They tend to glitch out whenever they're talking. This references Leather and MGZone's stream, where Zak sounded like that because the game was running slowly.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Zak only appears in one cutscene, and after that, is never seen again.
Dr. Beanson
Dr. Beanson
Origin: Greeny Phatom
A doctor with what looks like a basketball for a head. Appears in 7-1, "Bitchin'".- Cloudcuckoolander: Half of what he says is coherent, while the other half is just.... weird activities that regular people wouldn't do. However, Čeda says it's "English he can understand." Then again, this is Greeny Phatom.
- Morally Ambiguous Doctorate: While he himself acts somewhat nice, he's a bit of an oddball.
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
Origin: Tom Cruise vs. The Internet/Real Life (original)
Tom Cruise. Appears in 7-2, "Spartaman".- Cloudcuckoolander: What he says to Čeda is... rather wacky, to say the least.
- Non-Standard Character Design: His face is the actual Tom Cruise's face. Compared to the cartoony style of everyone else in the game, it's rather jarring. And hilarious.
- Pokémon Speak: His voice clips are all "TOM CRUISE!!!". His dialogue is normal, however.
Bro
Bro
Origin: Bros (Atari 800)
A pixelated man who resides in a blue void. Appears in 7-3, "Moppa Wars".- Actually Pretty Funny: The rather psychopathic Čeda finds him amusing.
- Captain Ersatz: Of Mario, which makes sense as he originates from a knockoff of the game.
- Retraux: His sprite is pretty much an exact copy of his sprite from the original Atari game.
- Voice Grunting: His entire dialogue.
Steven
Steven
Origin: Time Fcuk
Someone who may be from the future. Or is it the past? It's hard to explain. Appears in 7-4, "suicidemouse.avi".- Body Horror: The tiny Steven lives in the big Steven's skull in exchange for telling him the future. Čeda wants to try it out on his friends!
- Conjoined Twins: Steven has a little person living on his head... also named Steven.
- Deliberately Monochrome: Black and white, that's all there is for his "color palette".
Sauce Man
Sauce Man
Origin: Action 52
The leader of an army in the Middle-East. Appears in 7-5, "spongebob saw".- Badass Boast: Asks Čeda if he's attacked a tank with his bare hands.
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I Am Not Shazam: His real name is "Satan Hosain", but for whatever reason, he's named "Sauce Man" in this game. - No Celebrities Were Harmed: If you've read his actual name, you know who he's based on.
- Your Size May Vary: Gigantic in the original Storm Over The Desert, diminutive in the Cheetahmen, but at a decent size in this game.
Elvis
Elvis
Origin: Real Life
Elvis Presley. Appears in 7-6, "The Test Level".- Adaptational Ugliness: Downplayed, but do you remember Elvis with an upside down face?
- Elvis Lives: In this universe, he's somehow alive.
- Shrouded in Myth: Čeda says he was only a myth.
Emily Money
Emily Money
Origin: Mt. Money
The CEO of Money. Appears in 7-6, "The Test Level".- Fiction 500: She's the CEO of money after all.
- Living Polyhedron: A triangle on another triangle with stick legs and orb hands.
- NPC Roadblock: She prevents you from accessing the secret bonus level until you've defeated the source of the Memes. For good reason, too.
Duane
Duane!
Origin: Barbie Dance Club
The Duane himself. Appears in 7-6, "The Test Level".- The Aloner: Left as this after MariObama left the room he was captive in with him.
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Development Gag: The room he's in? It appeared before in the first video teasing the game. - Motor Mouth: Averted, he talks really slowly. It takes Čeda's complaining to speed him up.
- Non-Standard Character Design: He's a GIF of Duane dancing.
Linkoln
Linkoln
Origin: Real Life/Poor 4
The 16th President of the United States. Replaces Klempodrome in MariObama's story.- Anachronism Stew: In MariObama, the story involves going back in time and killing George Washington. Yet Linkoln, who died in 1865, shows up here alive alongside Obama.
- No Historical Figures Were Harmed: Not "Lincoln", but "Linkoln".
- Only Friend: If 7-7 (in MariObama mode) is any indication, he's this to MariObama, as he's the only character that shows up at the end.
???
???
Origin: ???
Someone who claims to know MariObama and his origins. He appears in the Hub in MariObama's story, and you can purchase exclusive cutscenes and songs from him with Golden Sausages and Floppy Discs respectively.- Living Shadow: The only sort of color he has are two green eyes.
- Mr. Exposition: Functions as this to MariObama.
- My Name Is ???: His name is never revealed, so it's best to go along with this and call him ???. The ingame files call him "Dacs".
Enemies
Enemies introduced in the Boring World
Trashbug
Living Garbage
Origin: Original
Role: Cannon fodder
Level Introduced: 1-1 "Welcome to Die!"
A very common being found within Hell. It's only goal is to scout all corners of hell. Because of this, they seem fairly adaptable to their environment and have a high resistance to the meme disease.Their role in hell seems to be that of hell's prison guards. While the souls of the damned take the form of brick blocks it seems, the Trashbugs seem to be the prison wardens, if you will, keeping all the souls in-check and torturing them. Though many have brought this claim into question due to them not being very threatening to common people, or even brick blocks for that matter.
- Animate Inanimate Object: Sentient trash bags.
- Big Creepy-Crawlies: They aren't Trashbugs for nothing.
- Colour-Coded for Your Convenience: The black-bagged ones walk off cliffs, the white-bagged ones don't.
- Expy: Of the Goombas from Mario.
- The Goomba: The absolute weakest enemy in the entire game.
- Wardens Are Evil: Hypothesized to be this, according to the Lore Book. However, they don't seem to fit the bill.
Mixtape
Nutritious Songs
Origin: Original
Role: CD Case
Level Introduced: 1-1 "Welcome to Die!"
A somewhat common being that is a living CD Case, that carries a disc in itself. It's about as intelligent as the common Trashbug, but when being stomped on, it'll retract into the disc it was carrying to avoid further damage. Although a clever thought, the disc can be easily eaten for powerups. Yes, that's right, these discs can give you powerups, with different abilities depending on which color the disc is. The blue oness give you the equivalent of a regular flaming coca cola can, while the yellow and red ones give you more powerful cheese and axe powerups.- Animate Inanimate Object: Literally called a "living CD Case".
- Colour-Coded for Your Convenience: As said in the description, blue ones give you a flaming Coca Cola can, yellow ones give you cheese, and red ones give you axes.
- Expy: Of the Koopa Troopas from Mario.
- Helpful Mook: Of the Accidentally Assisting variant. Sometimes you need a power-up from them, and sometimes you need to kick them to open up a passageway.
Skeleton
Spine Chillers
Origin: Real Life
Role: Body Support
Level Introduced: 1-2 "Toast mines"
They come in many shapes and sizes. Many of these types of skeletons like to stay in concrete pipes, but some of them, like the rib cages, can survive out in the open just fine, though in their case they cannot move either. Some skeletons can also shoot bone projectiles that hurt you. Although if the skeletons do come out of the pipes, standing near the pipes will prevent them from popping back up until you are further away.- Breath Weapon: The heads spit out bones, bizarrely enough.
- Colour-Coded for Your Convenience: A variation. The regular ones that're near the pipes will stop popping up as soon as you're near the pipe. The red ones in MariObama mode don't have this issue.
- Dem Bones: Pieces of the skeletal structure that try to impede Čeda's quest.
- Expy: Of the Piranha Plants (the legs being the regular ones, the heads being the Venus Fire Traps, and the ribs being the Munchers) from Mario.
- Invincible Minor Minion: While the heads and legs can be killed, the ribs are impervious to attack. It takes the L Knife (introduced in the 5th world) to be able to kill them, and even then, that power-up is extremely rare.
Trashfly
When Garbage Flies
Origin: Original
Role: Flying Fodder
Level Introduced: 1-3 "Not the Air Level!"
A different breed of Trashbug. These creature's job is to patrol the skies of hell. Even though they have flight, they do not like moving too far from their original position. It seems that these trashbugs have developed wings out of necessity, as they are usually seen floating above hazards and bottomless pits.- Airborne Mook: "When Garbage Flies" is the apt description for them.
- Animate Inanimate Object: Sentient trash bags... with wings!
- Big Creepy-Crawlies: They're not just called Trashflies because they can fly....
- Expy: Of the Paragoombas from Mario.
Spikeys
The Sorcerer's Spawn
Origin: Original
Role: Walking Hazard
Level Introduced: 1-3 "Not the Air Level!"
A mutation of the Trashbug, due to how rather fast Trashbugs can adapt to their environment, these Trashbugs are usually seen in colder areas of hell, and have also developed spikes on their backs to fend off predators. They can also be summoned by Mad Sorcerers, making your trop across some obstacle a lot more tricky.- Big Creepy-Crawlies: A mutated version of the Trashbug.
- Expy: Of the Spinies from Mario.
- An Ice Person: Being in the colder areas of hell make them look like a living cluster of icicles. This has no effect on their abilities, however.
- The Spiny: Their role in the game. Thank god Čeda can use projectiles and blades...
Mad Sorcerer
Wanted
Origin: Bubble Bobble Nostalgie
Role: Area Control
Level Introduced: 1-3 "Not the Air Level!"
An evil cultist that stays on his cloud and throws spiky ice balls at you. These spiky balls then turn into Spikeys on impact with the ground. This being was actually present in hell even before the Meme Plague from 4 years ago, only suffering defeat at the claws of two small dragons, trapping him in a large bubble.He's the only enemy introduced in the first world that comes from another game.
- Adaptational Wimp: In the original Bubble Bobble Nostalgie, he was the Final Boss and had quite some health. Here, Čeda is able to stomp on him easily, and he's just a regular enemy. The only sort of "buff" he got is being able to spawn Spikeys.
- Black Eyes of Crazy: Has black eyes, with the only color in them being his red irises.
- Evil Sorcerer: It's in the name.
- Expy: Of the Lakitu from Mario.
- Flying on a Cloud: Flies along on a cloud, higher than Čeda can (usually) reach.
- An Ice Person: Able to shoot icy balls that turn into Spikeys.
- In the Hood: Wears a big red hood that makes him look sinister.
- Mook Maker: Able to spawn Spikeys.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Has creepy red eyes, and is the most dangerous regular enemy in the Boring World.
Enemies introduced in the Java Jungle
Trashbee
Sweet Garbage
Origin: Original
Role: Aerial Fodder
Level Introduced: 2-1 "Honey Cave"
A slight variation of the Trashfly creature. It is most commonly found in calmer green areas, because they think they are bees and can pollinate flowers. Due to living in generally less harsh environments, they are weaker than regular Trashflies.They wear glasses due to being near-sighted. A strange mouse child was sick of these bees flying into his balloons, so he personally took it upon himself to equip every single Trashbee with a pair of glasses to help them see better.
- Airborne Mook: An "advanced" version of the Trashfly.
- Animate Inanimate Object: Sentient trash bags... with wings! And also bees now.
- Bee Afraid: It's in the name. They're not much of a pain to deal with, however.
- Big Creepy-Crawlies: They're flying trash bees!
- Expy: Of the Paragoombas from Mario.
- Opaque Nerd Glasses: Sport a pair of these.
- Underground Monkey: An odd variation. It's a version of the Trashfly, but it's introduced one (regular) level after it, and it's weaker (Trashflies turn to Trashbugs when stomped, Trashbees just die when being stomped).
Slav Cannon
The Gopnik Passtime
Origin: Slav Technology
Role: Big Gun
Level Introduced: 2-1 "Honey Cave"
A weapon of mass slavness, it is used to launch Water Bottles. These projectiles, while deadly, move forward fairly slowly and can even be stomped on for extra height. Really, it helps than it harms all things considered. These weapons were once used by gopniks in their free time as a social activity, until they were weaponized by the hell military.- Abnormal Ammo: Water bottles, of all things.
- Bottomless Magazines: No matter what happens, it'll continue shooting out water bottles.
- Expy: Of the Bullet Bills and their Blasters from Mario.
- Helpful Mook: Something lampshaded by the Lore Book.
- Invincible Minor Minion: While the bottles themselves are easily dispatched with a stomp, the cannons themselves are unkillable, even with an L Knife.
Lumpy
Blue and Blissful
Origin: Happy Tree Friends: Spin Fun
Role: Moose
Level Introduced: 2-2 "Spin Fun"
Nothing special, just your average master of the park merry-go-round. A moose who's spent years of his life training the art of the roundabout, to the point where he can spin so fast that his infinite supply of small and somewhat fragile animal friends are launched into the distance. The more these animals are injured the more points Lumpy gets, as he sits in one place launching his friends to their demise. Unfortunately, due to Čeda being hard to see in the distance, Lumpy confuses him for a weird moving sideways spike trap, and thus will attempt to constantly throw his friends at you. While dangerous, avoiding these animals is as simple as staying under a roof, or even just continuously running, just don't stop moving until you find some cover.- Abnormal Ammo: Live cute cartoon animals. That explode once touching the ground.
- Bottomless Magazines: He'll keep launching Cuddles, Giggles, and Toothy at you until you complete the level.
- Invincible Minor Minion: He's unkillable, due to being in the background. Considering Happy Tree Friends, he's lucky.
- Moose Are Idiots: His entire reason for attacking Čeda is just because he can't see who he is and mistakes him for a spike trap.
- Obliviously Evil: Sure, he's attacking Čeda by launching animals at him, but at the same time, he doesn't know who Čeda is and just sees him as a spike trap.
- Unique Enemy: He only appears in 2-2, and doesn't reappear for the rest of the game.
Spaceship
Space Conga
Origin: Space Impact
Role: Line of Defence
Level Introduced: 2-3 "Space Impact"
A line of small spaceships that follow you vertically to try and block your path forward. For a spaceship they don't seem to be able to fire any lasers or projectiles at you, so that's very odd. While they used to roam space, they have been banished to hell for space-crime reasons.They seem to come from some kind of strange crab looking mothership, which resides in a cave like environment. Nobody has been able to find the mothership, with only a single photo available of the location taken by a fallen spacecraft.
- Deliberately Monochrome: Black and dull green, like the Nokia game they came from.
- Informed Species: Said to be some kind of spaceship, yet they look more like flying cubed sperm.
- Noodle Incident: How they all got into hell is unexplained beyond "space-crime reasons".
- Sapient Ship: There don't seem to be any sort of drivers on these ships.
- Unnecessarily Large Vessel: Inverted, they're smaller than Čeda (who's the size of a regular person).
Fugo
Poison Cheese
Origin: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Role: Cheese Bro
Level Introduced: 2-3 "Space Impact"
An Anime boy who for whatever reason is wearing a suit that makes him look like cheese. They fire a deadly purple-tinted cheese ball that doesn't quite evaporate it's victims, but it certainly enough to hurt them. How there are so many copies of him all around hell is a mystery. In addition, rumours say that they have a secret power that can really slow you down if you're unlucky enough to see it on your journey.- Adaptational Superpower Change: He traded the ability to use a Stand to be able to shoot cheese balls.
- Edible Ammunition: Cheese, due to his suit looking like one.
- Expy: Of the Fire Bros from Mario.
- Fashion-Victim Villain: Wears a yellow suit with holes that make him look like he's wearing cheese.
- One-Steve Limit: Averted, there are multiple Fugos running around hell, and some Fugos even show up on the same screen.
Enemies introduced in the Flashlands
Ghost Dancer
He, he, wanna wawate
Origin: Castlevania 10
Role: Bouncer
Level Introduced: 3-1 "Castlevania 10"
Mysterious spirits of the castle, seeming to be in a perpetual seizure, they are actually just dancing very quickly. They dance so quickly, in fact, that they are able to produce so much momentum to the point where they are able to fly and bounce around in rooms, though they don't have much control over their direction.- Bouncing Battler: Their entire gimmick as an enemy.
- Dance Battler: Dances so fast that it makes them move and potentially hit you.
- Ghastly Ghost: An undead dancing ghost.
- Silly Spook: Despite being able to kill you, they're not really scary, looking more like a woman having spasms. It's so ludicrous it becomes funny.
- The Undead: An ghostly dancer.
Dinosaur?
I don't think that's a Dinosaur
Origin: Cable Capers 2
Role: Tank?
Level Introduced: 3-3 "Cable Capers"
A fast creature that comes from the depths of the mines. It's not enough to just stomp on them once, for they will just be squished and start moving even faster than usual. It seems the mine they originated from was originally on the surface of the earth before collapsing into hell due to flood damage. It seems that these creatures were the only living things found in the mines, the only other things that were found in there are some laser turrets, elevators, and somehow still working lights.- Informed Species: It seems whoever put them into the game can't make up their mind if they're a dinosaur or not.
Sea Urchin
Wall Hugging Hazard
Origin: Real Life
Role: Block Hazard
Level Introduced: 3-4 "Aqua Energizer"
The Sea Urchins of hell are a bit different than the regular ones me and you know of in the real world. For one, they do not just stand in one place, but rather, they move on the floor, and also, they hurt you pretty badly. It is said that Andre created these Sea Urchins out of his own flesh, before throwing them away into an abyss. There's no particular reason why, he just kind of did it.- Expy: Of the Fuzzies from Mario.
- Invincible Minor Minion: Nothing short of a Halva, an L Knife, or a throwable block (if around) will be able to kill them.
- Sea Hurtchin: No duh.
Starship Seven
Leisure Shuttle
Origin: Starship Eleven
Role: Aerial Denial
Level Introduced: 3-5 "Starship 11"
An easy ship to pilot. As a defense system, instead of having some forcefield or armor, it instead has drills rotate it to fend off anyone that tries to stomp on them, though most of the time they still have an opening in their defenses. They also seem to have the engine of a LaserTank Mk. 4.1.2. so when the engine fails, it makes almost the same nose as when a Laser Tank is destroyed.- Airborne Mook: They're in tiny little UFOs that float about.
- Aliens Are Bastards: Though with Čeda around, it's debatable.
- Little Green Men: The pilots of the starships are this.
- The Spiny: A variety, where there's drills protecting them... mostly. You can slip between the gaps in their defenses and stomp on them to defeat them.
- This Is a Drill: Their primary form of defense.
- Unnecessarily Large Vessel: Inverted, Čeda's bigger than them (and he's the size of a human!)
Enemies introduced in the Shareware City
Painter
Paint the town Yellow
Origin: Building Panic
Role: Builder
Level Introduced: 4-1 "Building Panic"
This shady man probably has connections with the Japanese mafia, in fact, he probably is part of the mafia. Aside from that, his hardhat makes you unable to kill him by stomping on him, and he can shoot a projectile which upon hitting a surface can form into a plaster cube.He and many others used to torment some guy on various construction sites, but stopped after he killed most of them by brutally shooting plaster in their face, I guess that's their weakness.
- Abnormal Ammo: Have you ever seen any type of media where someone can shoot out plaster? ...Thought not.
- Cool Shades: Wields a pair.
- Finger Gun: One that actually works and can shoot out plaster.
- Heavily Armored Mook: Their helmets will prevent them from being stomped on, though you still get the jump boost. That being said, it's not going to protect them from other attacks.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: The plaster shots they shoot out can damage you... but if you dodge the shots, they'll hit a wall and turn into a plaster cube Čeda can pick up. And the Painters aren't immune to it.
Ethernet Climber
Jestem Hardkorem
Origin: Old Polish Meme (Jestem Hardkorem!)
Role: Hardcore Man
Level Introduced: 4-1 "Building Panic"
A hardcore climbing enthusiast, he climbs on an ethernet cable and throws the most hardcore weapon of all, a hammer. Due to Čeda not being nearly as hardcore, he himself cannot climb the ethernet cables that these climbers roam on. They seem to have warm suits on even at warm climates, presumably to better protect their identity to avoid any trouble with the hell cops.- Airborne Mook: What sets them apart from the Hammer Brothers is that they can move vertically in the air (albeit a limited distance).
- Bilingual Bonus: Their main voiceline is "JESTEM HARDKOREM!" That's Polish for "I am hardcore!"
- Expy: Of the Hammer Bros from Mario.
- An Ice Suit: Though more so to protect their identity rather than for any ice powers (that is to say, they have none.)
Ghost
Grew another Eye
Origin: Bubble Bobble Nostalgie
Role: Fear
Level Introduced: 4-2 "Bubble Bobble Nostalgie"
Very evil creatures that cannot be killed (by most methods). With the influence of the meme infection, it has grown arms and a second eye. With their newly found depth perception, they realized that people are looking at them and thus have become shy. So whenever Čeda looks at them, he gets a good chance to escape them. they used to be trapped in some sort of hourglass but something happened during the meme infection that freed them from their glassy prison.- Adaptational Attractiveness: They gain another eye (though considering the original sprite was a sideways view, it's hard to tell if they had another to begin with) and two arms. This makes them look more cute.
- Bedsheet Ghost: Their design evokes this.
- Can't Move While Being Watched: Their newfound shyness hinders them, as when they're watched, they'll pause, giving you time to escape.
- Expy: Of the Boos from Mario. Their original version is also one of Baron von Blubba.
- Invincible Minor Minion: Like their inspiration, they're unkillable by normal means. That being said... if you find an L Knife...
- Noodle Incident: What ever DID free them?
- The Undead: ...Wonder why?
Yeet
Dimension Hopper
Origin: Boppin'
Role: Cool Guy
Level Introduced: 4-3 "Pharaoh's Curse"
No, I'm not kidding, its name is actually Yeet. We're not amking a "haha late 2010s meme lol". No, his name is actually fucking YEET. I swear to you, go look up Boppin' for MS-DOS, released 1994! His name is fucking Yeet!!Anyway, this is a strange interdimensional being that can travel between game universes much like Čeda. And like Čeda, they can also throw blocks at you. They seem to be throwing blocks at Čeda in an attempt to solve a block-matching puzzle.
- Cool Shades: Enough to make him get his role labeled as "Cool Guy".
- Dimensional Traveler: He travels between game universes.
- "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: The game tells you that they didn't pull any pranks on you, this guy is ACTUALLY called Yeet. They're right.
- Obliviously Evil: He's trying to solve a block-matching puzzle, and thinks Čeda's part of it.
- Super-Strength: Can pick up glass/plaster blocks, as well as exploding floppy discs, and chuck them at Čeda.
Bumbo
Bum-bo want Coin
Origin: The Legend of Bum-bo
Role: Bum
Level Introduced: 4-3 "Pharaoh's Curse"
Bumbo wants coin, or at the very lest golden teapots, since that is the currency used here. He waits for his chance to attack by sometimes hiding in brick blocks. Once he is released from his hiding spot, he will quickly try to attack you. With each attack, not only do you get hurt, but he also takes your teapots as well, so watch your head.- Bandit Mook: Once he hits you, he'll take some teapots from you as well. He'll also take any teapots out in the open.
- Crazy Homeless People: He's a bum, after all.
- Expy: Of the Bandits from Mario.
- Precision F-Strike: Once released from a brick block, he'll shout "GIMME FUCKIN' MONEY!"
- Stealthy Mook: Hides in brick blocks, and you won't be able to tell the difference until you break them.
Death Head
Death comes and goes
Origin: Snoopy v1.0
Role: Death Giver
Level Introduced: 4-4 "Snoopy v1.0"
These are (mostly) indestructible skulls that constantly rise from the ground, or fall from the sky. Nobody knows why these even appear in such an environment, the rest of the Snoopy v1.0 game is a sort of generic grasslands area with caterpillars and ladybugs. And then this thing shows up, and it's jarring, perhaps they were a part of hell before the meme took over?Besides regularly hosting gladiatorial battles in a small brick-wall arena, nobody really knows much else about them, not even how there is a seemingly infinite supply of them coming from above or below. A common misconception is that they simply loop back around in an endless cycle, but thorough examination has revealed that each skull has little differences and imperfections between each other, and there never seems to be a consistent pattern. If they truly did loop back around, the same skulls would come back around in the same order, but that never seems to happen.
- Dem Bones: They're skulls, of course.
- Invincible Minor Minion: Unkillable, except with an L Knife.
- Me's a Crowd: Averted, each skull is different, according to the lore book.
- What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?: Discussed in the lore book, it's strange that these things appear in the relatively happy world of Snoopy v1.0.
Gopnik
Hooligan
Origin: Real Life
Role: Gopnik
Level Introduced: 4-5 "Sven Zwo"
Rogue delinquent slav, much like Čeda. They attack by holding up a slav cannon with their bare hands, in an attempt to make shooting water cooler bottles at his enemies more effective. They also possess the uncanny ability to jump, scientists have examined this phenomena and concluded that they seem to follow the actions of other gopniks. Hence why whenever Čeda jumps, all nearby gopniks also jump at the same time.Their favourite food is green peas stew.
- Abnormal Ammo: Water bottles, of all things.
- Bilingual Bonus: Gopnik is Russian slang for "Hooligan".
- Bottomless Magazines: No matter what happens, he'll continue shooting out water bottles from his slav cannon. Even after his death, the cannon will continue firing.
- Helpful Mook: Sometimes the bottles are required to reach new heights, as seen in 5-4.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Green peas stew.
Space Chicken
Solar System Invaders
Origin: Chicken Invaders
Role: Aerial Strike
Level Introduced: 4-5 "Sven Zwo"
Interstellar creatures sent from the Mother-hen ship to take over the solar system, as revenge against humans. Last time I checked, Čeda is (mostly) a human boy, so the chickens will attempt to destroy him.It is believed that the Hades Government has teamed up with the Mother-hen Ship to put a stop to Čeda's raid. In exchange for the Space Chicken's efforts, the Hades Government has promised to repair and maintain the Mother-hen Ship in case of attacks from invaders looking to destroy it and eat chicken.
- Airborne Mook: They'll fly out of Čeda's reach before descending for an attack.
- Aliens Are Bastards: They have an issue with humans because???
- Big Bad Duumvirate: The Mother-hen Ship and Hell decided to ally to kill Čeda for each other's benefit.
Enemies introduced in the Spooky Hill
Blood Bug
Hyper-Realistic Garbage
Origin: Bone.exe
Role: AOE Attack
Level Introduced: 5-1 "Exodus to Death"
Another mutation of the Trashbug, this one has evolved to be a blood bag rather than a garbage bag due to its spooky creepypasta-esque surroundings. When stomped on, all the blood in it is squeezed out, spilling blood all over the floor and making a big mess that ruins people's shoes.The blood puddle it leaves seems to hurt Čeda specifically. Even though he's no stranger to blood, the creep it leaves behind seems to be painful to him, for whatever reason. Perhaps the blood contains something that hurts Čeda, but we never even knew Čeda has specific weaknesses that don't affect anyone else. Maybe it contains a sort of kryptonite for super-beings.
- Animate Inanimate Object: Sentient blood bags.
- Big Creepy-Crawlies: Blood Bugs.
- Bloody Murder: Once they're killed, move out of the way; their blood is able to hurt you.
- Creepypasta: Their entire aesthetic.
- Kryptonite Factor: Speculated to be the reason why it hurts Čeda. Doesn't explain how MariObama gets damaged from it, though.
C-Moon
Master of Gravity
Origin: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean
Role: Path Blocking
Level Introduced: 5-2 "Call of Cthulhu"
Think you can get away from your enemies by flipping gravity? Well you can, but sometimes C-Moon will pay you a visit. With his ability to flip his own gravity at will, he can track down Čeda, no matter what direction he's falling in. He is immune to being stomped on. People have theorized that he is made of cheese, just like real moons. For further evidence, these people like to point out that the C in C-Moon could stand for "Cheese". This is very unlikely considering he can still die from Cheese Attacks.Nobody has been able to find the puppet master that controls this enemy, then again we didn't really try very hard to find him anyway.
- Adaptational Intelligence: Seems to be able to operate on his own.
- Adaptational Wimp: In Stone Ocean, he could invert the gravity of anyone around his master, let his master walk on any surface, and turn objects inside-out. However, here, he can just flip upside down.
- Cheesy Moon: The possible meaning behind his name.
- Edible Theme Naming: Theorized, as the C in his name could stand for "Cheese".
- The Ghost: As a Stand, he's supposed to have an owner. However, they're never seen in-game.
- Gravity Screw: Able to flip his own gravity at his own will, allowing him to follow Čeda even when gravity's flipped.
- Musical Theme Naming: Named after C Moon, performed by Wings.
- The Spiny: Immune to being stepped on, thanks to the spikes on his head.
Evil Otto
Berserker
Origin: Berzerk
Role: Hopper
Level Introduced: 5-3 "Eyeless"
A fairly deadly video game enemy like any other, it bounces towards you in an attempt to kill you. However, the arcade era of video games was a long time ago and he's gotten rusty, for one thing he can die now, also he's in a side-scrolling platformer as opposed to a top down shooter. What we're trying to say is that Evil Otto has not aged well, which is his undoing.- Adaptational Wimp: He's able to die now, for one. That, and he's limited by gravity.
- Crippling Overspecialization: Being in the world of Berzerk, which takes place as a top-down shooter, isn't going to do him any favors when the rules change and he's placed in a platformer, where people can more easily dodge him... and kill him.
- Fluffy the Terrible: If it weren't for his infamous reputation, you wouldn't take someone with the name "Evil Otto" seriously... and learning that the name's given to a smiley face.
- Retraux: Still the same pixelated smiley face as always.
- Robo Speak: When killed, yells out "ALERT!" in the same robotic tone Berzerk uses.
Princess
Faceless Mysteries
Origin: 'the
Role: God
Level Introduced: 5-4 "'the"
A corrupted and spooky member of the royal family. She will orbit her prey and throw her own head at them. She also likes to put her victims in neverending loops, they can only escape by solving the stage's puzzle. Her true identity is shrouded in mystery and cryptic hints, or its scientific term: "Spooky ARG Bullshit".It is suspected that the Princess was hired by Lizardman himself to thwart Čeda's progress, and he paid her with the World's First Stickman. Which is fucking ridiculous, Lizardman would never sell the World's First Stickman. In conclusion, it is very unlikely that this political leader is secretly conducting business with lizard people.
She also said that she "Believes to be the God of this forest", at least we think she said that, the voice that spoke that line came from every direction.
- Adaptational Wimp: Killable... thankfully.
- A God Am I: Believes to be the God of the forest she resides in.
- Body Horror: All bloody and distorted.
- Captain Ersatz: All but flatout stated to be a posthumous Princess Peach.
- Escape Sequence: In her first appearance in the level, she's unable to be killed note , and harasses Čeda until the end of her section. The second time, you're very likely to have an L Knife...
- Ghostly Gape: No eyes, no mouth. Just voids where they're meant to be... though she gains eyes when she's killed.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: If hit by the L Knife, gets bisected at the waist.
- Hell Is That Noise: Makes a hellish screech when she gets killed.
- Invincible Minor Minion: Invincible to most attacks. Makes it all the more satisfying when you get the one thing that can kill her, and kill her at the end of the level.
- Royals Who Actually Do Something: A Princess, and takes a proactive role in trying to kill Čeda.
- Stock Video Game Puzzle: Litters her level with these.
- Unique Enemy: Only appears in 5-4.
Enemies introduced in the Final World
Bounce Stickman
Slapstick Victims
Origin: PivotMasterDX/Pivot
Role: Path Blocking
Level Introduced: 6-1 "stick figures on crack!!"
Some stickmen have survived being killed by hamburgers, off-screen props and weaponry by just being very hard to hit. They achieve this by going on a pogo stick and bouncing. They are also able to match Čeda's jump height exactly, making them hard to get through.They seem to be afraid of flaming coca cola cans, locals theorize it gives them PTSD flashbacks of Fanta drinks. Further research shows history of harassment by multi-colored StickWomen. Though, we're pretty sure it' because they're regularly crushed by giant soda cans.
Historians have recently discovered that these Stick Figures have evolved from demented cartoon movies, this would explain the frequent deaths via slapstick. On a different note: Some Stick Figures in the Flash Lands are even capable of breaking the fourth wall and will fight against their creators, fighting their animator's tools and creations while ruining their whole desktop.
- Adaptational Badass: No longer the same slapstick-prone stickmen that they used to be.
- Does Not Like Spam: Hates flaming Coca Cola cans, and will jump backwards with a scream when they see them. This can be used to your advantage, as they don't take pits into consideration.
- Spring Coil: Their pogo sticks allow them to avoid danger, and jump up to Čeda's jump height to block him.
- Shout-Out: Their description showcases multiple examples of Stick Figure Animation, ranging from PivotMasterDX videos like Bounce (the origin of the pogo stick for them) and Wanta Fanta, to general stickman videos like Animator VS. Animation and The Demented Cartoon Movie.
Burger
Slapstick Surprise
Origin: Stick Figures on Crack 3
Role: Ground (Beef) Hazard
Level Introduced: 6-1 "stick figures on crack!!"
Gigantic hamburgers from the sky made for the sole purpose of humorously crushing stick figures. Over the years, they have gotten less accurate and are fairly easy baited into falling on you prematurely.However, because of this exploit, it changed its strategy, and it will now go back to the top where it was previously before attempting to crush you again. Fortunately, it goes back up pretty slowly, so it gives you more time to escape it. The stickmen also fear this big burger for obvious reasons, seriously though, why do food and drinks keep killing the stick figures. In fact, why is food so deadly here anyway, is this part of hell supposed to punish the gluttonous or something?
- Attack of the Killer Whatever: Gigantic burgers that can crush you if you aren't careful.
- Colour-Coded for Your Convenience: The big burgers take up two units of space, while the small ones take up only one.
- Expy: Of the Thwomps from Mario.
Shadow Man
Deadly Dark Figure
Origin: Poor 4/Shadow Man
Role: Knife Thrower
Level Introduced: 6-2 "Desktop Wars 2"
Lives in a Dark Caravan.Uses an L Knife the same as you can,
He's Shadow Maaaaan.
- Expy: Of the Hammer Bros from Mario.
- Living Shadow: In the name, after all.
- One-Steve Limit: Averted, there's multiple of him around Hell.
- Throwing Your Sword Always Works: Chucks his L Knives at Čeda in an arc.
Alien
Desktop Terrors
Origin: Desktop Wars 2
Role: Attack from Above
Level Introduced: 6-2 "Desktop Wars 2"
These hovering stick creatures are deadly foes that track Čeda's position and fires a laser that could either hurt you or terraform the very ground you walk on. However, they seem to be a computer virus of sorts, although I'm pretty sure you can't just go to internet options and delete a virus by deleting your internet history, but that method seems to work with them. It's just too bad you don't have access to that option, so you have to deal with them manually.- Aliens Are Bastards: An alien who's out for your blood.
- Computer Virus: Supposedly this, but the fact you delete them by deleting internet history (or just killing it in general) is pretty bizarre.
- Cowardly Mooks: Darts out of your line of sight in order to destroy platforms nearby you. If you don't kill it within a certain area, it'll fly away.
- Frickin' Laser Beams: Its form of attack.
- Terrain Sculpting: Is able to destroy destroyable blocks with its laser beams.
Mothman
Undefined and Persistent
Origin: GTA San Andreas - Myth Hunters - Case 9: Mothman
Role: Stage Hazard
Level Introduced: 6-3 " GTA Myth Hunters"
Mysterious black objects in the skies of San Andreas are fairly rare, but the rarest of all is the mythical Mothman. A not at all moth looking creature that will stay in the sky, and then swoop down to hit Čeda when the time is right. It's strange form is certainly a point of debate, looking very unusual and certainly nothing like a moth. Some say that it could be the game's UI glitching out, because this is becoming kind of a bloated game at this point.- Expy: Of the Angry Sun from Mario.
- Informed Species: As LeatherIceCream himself puts it, it looks like "a pitch black butterfly with like a red crosshair on it".
- The Mothman: Supposedly.
Bosses
King Trashbug
King of Garbage
Origin: Original
Role: King
Level Introduced: 1-4 "King Trashbug"
One day when Djole was in the shower, he realized that he didn't have any shampoo left. With that tragic realization, he proceeded to put a small knife against his head and extend it, thus killing himself instantly. Djole is not a mortal being, so he ultimately survived, however, the blood he spilled went down the shower drain, where, in the gooey depths of Serbia's sewer system, a new creature was born from the blood of Djole.It was the first Trashbug, it started eating whatever it could find, eventually becoming too big and being forced to move even deeper into the earth and into hell. In here, the giant trashbug declared himself king of the territory, as he spawned numerous trash bags and trashbug children. With his army, in no time at all, he had conquered the land he occupied. This land is unique due to being fairly resistant to the spread of meme from the Meme Core that has been infecting the rest of hell. Thus, the Garbage Kingdom was born, also known internally as the Boring World. If you happen to be a Superbeing, be careful, he is out for blood.
- Adipose Rex: The biggest trashbug, both in hierarchy and size.
- Animate Inanimate Object: A gigantic trash bag.
- Big Creepy-Crawlies: A trashbug... who's huge!
- Expressive Accessory: Easy to miss, but when he's hit, the crown he wears also has a screaming face.
- Floorboard Failure: The combined force of Čeda's stomps and the King's weight make the (rather weak) floor under both of them fall. Three times, and the king's dead.
- Fusion Dance: A posthumous version with the Barbarian to revive Indian Michael Jackson.
- King Mook: The king of the Trashbugs.
- Off with His Head!: What happens to him after Čeda beats him.
- Stationary Boss: Due to his weight, he doesn't move at all, only shooting out the occasional trash missile. The catch is you have to get to HIM.
- Warm-Up Boss: The first boss, and the test of your platforming skills at that point.
Barbarian
Guardian between Worlds
Origin: Barbarian (Flash/Java Game)
Role: Guard
Level Introduced: 2-6 "BARBARIAN"
A mighty warrior from the north, who has defeated the evil sorcerer Drax. However, no matter how evil the wizard was, the barbarian still killed him, which automatically granted him a spot in hell no matter the context.While there, he has become noticeably more detailed looking, but more badly coded. While he is not stranger to bravery, he's no stranger to fear, either, he knows when to back off from a fight when he can see that there is a warrior that's greater than him, and will attempt to escape, but that doesn't mean he won't fight back. It is said that he is a warrior of both the Java Jungle and the Flash Lands.
- Barbarian Hero: B-B-BARBARIAN.
- Can't Get Away with Nuthin': He may have stopped the evil Drax's plans by murdering him, but murder is still murder, so off to hell he goes.
- Fusion Dance: A posthumous version with King Trashbug to revive Indian Michael Jackson.
- "Get Back Here!" Boss: He's backing away to avoid Čeda throughout the fight. But the level's limited, much to his dismay (and Čeda's benefit).
- Non-Standard Character Design/Retraux: Way more pixelated than the rest of the characters are in-game. It even extends to the cutscenes featuring him.
- Off with His Head!: The way to beat him. Three strikes at the neck, and watch his head fly.
Indian Michael Jackson
Shoot the bullet
Origin: leonidas wants whopper/Donga (original)
Role: Thriller
Level Introduced: 3-6 "Golimar"
A mighty being that was created with the combined force of two dead fast food mascots. Even right after his creation he was able to fight with the best of them, and even fought the man who brought him into existence, who was ultimately his demise.However, if one were to bring the head of a mighty warrior and a great king, in the place where his ashes rest, he will wake up once again and slay whoever he sees, with the ability to fire lasers, throw fine Indian cuisine, and control razor blades with his mind. This demi-god can only be challenged by an angry warrior psychopath wielding sharp objects and looking for food.
- Adaptational Villainy: Phani in Donga was a nice gentleman who only turned evil in a dream sequence. Here, the dream sequence Phani is real and out for blood.
- Bilingual Bonus: Too many to list... but for an example, "Golimar" means "Shoot the bullet".
- Edible Ammunition: Throws out fine Indian cuisine as one of his attacks.
- Energy Weapon: Has the ability to shoot tiny lasers, or one huge laser.
- Fangs Are Evil: As some sort of... vampire... zombie thing? He has some fangs. These aren't used in any of his attacks however.
- Fusion Dance: The heads of King Trashbug and the Barbarian are enough to bring him back to life as they fuse together.
- I Am Not Shazam: The character's original name is Phani, who comes from the film Donga. However, the most famous scene is commonly referred to as "Indian Thriller", so the hilarious moniker of "Indian Michael Jackson" sticks.
- Level in Boss Clothing: The level where he's fought in is an autoscroller, where the only chances to hit him are at three "checkpoints" where you can throw BOOM blocks at him.
- Michael Jackson's Thriller Parody: The majority of his appearance spoofs the one scene in "Donga" which rips off Thriller.
- Mind over Matter: Can control razor blades with his mind.
- More Dakka: One of his attacks shoots out millions of tiny laser beams. The only way to dodge them is to take cover.
- Non-Standard Character Design: True to the particular "game" he's from, Indian Michael Jackson is an Adobe Flash traced bitmap.
- Precision-Guided Boomerang: His Indian food functions as this.
- Sealed Evil in a Can: He rest in peace until Čeda accidentally brings the components needed to revive him... then he goes on a rampage.
- Yellow Eyes of Sneakiness: Has them, and is definitely evil according to the lorebook.
Murphy
Berserk Bug-hunting
Origin: Supaplex
Role: Bug Hunter
Level Introduced: 4-6 "Murphy's Revenge"
A robotic creature originally designed to repair and guard the supercomputer from unpredictable bugs, glitches, and sentient scissors, one day he met an entity unlike anything else he had seen. The opposing creature looked like him, except it was colored purple and red; and moved extremely fast, eating anything in its path. It is unknown what happened afterwards, but the supercomputer is now in ruin, and Murphy, while still alive, has suffered major damage and detects any intruder as a threat to the system.Once you enter his territory, be prepared to face him.
- Adaptational Badass: Supaplex Murphy was more known for puzzle-solving rather than impressive feats. As such, one hit from a dangerous object was game over for him. In this game, however, Murphy's taken several steps in badassery. He can attack now, change the cyberspace to whatever fits him, and can take three hits before dying.
- Adaptational Villainy: Murphy was a bug-hunting extraordinare in Supaplex, but here, he's a completely mental chomping robotic menace. Justified, as... something... must've happened to him between then and this game.
- Advancing Boss of Doom: Throughout the level beforehand, Murphy will attack you four times, with some of those times being a chase. At that point, you can't attack him.
- A.I. Is a Crapshoot: Something caused him to make him go completely bonkers.
- Badass Boast: Murphy will spout off quotes throughout the chase that take a page out of Sinistar's book.Murphy: BEWARE, I LIVE.Murphy: RUN, COWARD.Murphy: RUN, RUN, RUN.
- Big Eater: Will eat any part of the level. Except explosive floppy discs.
- Combat Pragmatist: Despite his crazy and broken down state, Murphy still has some smarts left in him. He'll try to kill you in the level beforehand, in the fight proper he'll slowly get rid of the flooring to make his bomb attack deadlier.
- Energy Weapon: Can shoot out electric beams as an attack. Take cover or just hide between the gaps to avoid them.
- Feed It a Bomb: The way to defeat him is to grab an explosive floppy disc and toss it towards him three times.
- Stuff Blowing Up: In two variations: the first has him raining down bombs, while the second has floppy discs blowing up portions of the platforms you need to climb for the grabbable floppy discs.
- Tactical Suicide Boss: As smart as Murphy may be, he needs to be possible to be beaten for the story to progress. As such, there's power-ups on the top of the stage if you can get there, as well as summoning explosive floppy discs for you to hurt him.
- Your Size May Vary: In Supaplex, he was the size of one block. Here, he's the size of three.
Lizardman
He likes Coca-Cola
Origin: Poor 4
Role: Nemesis
Level Introduced: 5-6 "Lizardman"
He is Čeda's greatest nemesis, but while he does exist in the Poor 4 realm, he is, in fact, omniprescent. He is a being that simultaneously exists in every universe that has Coca Cola. As long as there is Coca Cola, there is Lizardman, and that's a problem. Because he can never be truly killed, as long as there is Coca Cola, Lizardman will live, which is exactly why Čeda despises him. He is the only enemy he's ever encountered that he could never truly kill. And even if he does kill him in this universe by getting rid of all traces of Coca Cola, he'll just exist in another universe where Coca Cola kept existing.The day Lizardman and Čeda solidified their rivalry was when Lizardman was trying to cause a flood in a store, to flush out all the Coca Cola. However, his plan was ruined when Čeda came into the store and simply destroyed it, along with all the Coca Cola. Lizardman curses Čeda and his desire to kill and destroy, getting in his way of getting more Coca Cola, to which Čeda only says "I don't give a shit".
Lizardman is also the owner of the first Stick Man, which is frozen in a block of ice. He regularly gets visitors to see the historical display, which he uses the profits of to buy more Coca Cola. In the events of this game, he has gained the powers of shape-shifting, being able to turn into various creepypasta beings.
- Absurdly Sharp Blade: Holds one in his Audino form, which protects him as long as he has it out.
- Arch-Enemy: Of Čeda.
- As Long as There Is Evil: Well... a variation. As long as there is Coca Cola, Lizardman will continue living, and he's omniprescent, so Čeda can't kill him. It pisses him off.
- AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: His way of speaking is... odd, to say the least. He constantly uses the wrong vowels.Lizardman: EE WEEL FOOK YOO TOH SLEP WITH SUPERMANCE OF SORD!!! noteČeda: huh
- Combat Pragmatist: He'll take away any powerups you have before the fight begins. He'll also destroy pieces of the floor as the fight goes on.
- Energy Ball: Able to use these in his BEN form, and at a lesser scale in his Sonic.exe form.
- Lizard Folk: Natch.
- A Molten Date with Death: After taking one final hit in his Sonic.exe form, he falls into the lava. The screen afterwards shows him injured (and with one of his eyes bulging out), but it didn't permanently kill him (as explained why beforehand.) However, this ends Čeda's encounter with him in the game.
- Resurrective Immortality: Can do this as long as there's Coca Cola around. If there isn't? Well, he'll revive in a universe where there is.
- Shapeshifting: Able to transform into three creepypasta characters, apparently a power he took from the Spooky Hill World prior to the game's start.
- Shout-Out: The forms he takes are taken from BONE.exe, and take the from of BEN, Audino, and Sonic.exe. His entire boss fight takes place in the castle where Luigi is fought in I HATE YOU, but instead of saying "OH GOD NO!" as he's killed...Lizardman: OH GOD FUCK YOU!
- Tactical Suicide Boss: If he didn't stop holding his knife in his Audino form, or dive down in his BEN form, he'd likely be unbeatable.
Mega Stalin and Nuclear Throne
The Ruler of Hell SPOILERS
The Source of the Memes SPOILERS
The Tie-Stealer SPOILERS
