What the Hell Is That Noise and why are my eardrums bleeding?
That's not a werewolf, You Fool!!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Video Guy
Trust me, I'm an expert at taming werewolves.
Aside from the stomach cramps and extreme migraines, I'm fine.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Heya there! I'm West.
Are u ok?
I HAVE NO IDEA!!!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Mona Megistus!
Is there any point to your life?
It’s illegal now.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Tief girl with eartude
This bird of prey has caught some sort of virus?
Because I'm blonde, queer and not in the mood for dealing with other humans for more than 7 seconds right now.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerWHAT are you DOING in MY SWAMP?!
Eeeeewww! You owe me a bottle of Brain Bleach!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Apr 9th 2019 at 2:53:16 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Video Guy
...And this is a picture of a small dead dolphin that washed up on shore, you can see Fluffy trying to... well, you can see what he's trying to do...
Well, maybe I like it halfway to the ceiling.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Hey, why've you been spending the last two hours stacking up bread? And bacon, and peanut butter, and ... is that a sandwich? Why??
Because it's a critically endangered species!
Dagded Dujardin
Why can't I crush that turtle with a spiked hammer?
Alright, I'll tell you why: I was old
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Mona Megistus!
Why do you hate those Irish people?
So did Hitler in my pants.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
my current job
Dammit! Your dog took a dump on my floor!
Because I'm fucking stressed!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
...
You seem more stretched out than usual.
Well I'm gonna do a book! *tap* Oh.
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Apr 10th 2019 at 7:37:17 PM
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The Ice Queen
So how do you plan on making money now that you've lost your job?
Oh, don't worry about that. Spontaneously bursting into flames is a perfectly normal part of going through puberty.
Heya there! I'm West.
ARGGG!!! I’M IN FIRE!
*shrugs* It’s a new game.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
The Video Guy
Why are you batting a football into a basketball hoop?
Imagine a sugar coated steel wool pad. It's pretty much like that.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
C'mon, it's cotton candy. Is it really that bad?
No time to explain! Get in the box!
Edited by AgentKirin on Apr 10th 2019 at 3:15:44 AM
There's no such thing as stars, right? So what are those lights in the sky?
I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for ten minutes?!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Can I bring my dog into this room? I hope you don't mind the mud...
No, I wanna be a GOD!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Video Guy
Hey kid, you got talent. I happen to know a few things about the business. Wanna be a rock star?
He never was the sharpest knife in the chandelier.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
...
Does he make any sense to you?
Show her what you've got, but remember: always go for the headshot.
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Apr 11th 2019 at 4:41:46 PM
...I wanna prove how useful a vampire can be to your party in a Zombie Apocalypse. Who do I have to impress first?
You're holding it backwards, that's why.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Heya there! I'm West.
Why I don't understand this book?!
Girl Team? More like Kickass Team! is awesome, that's why.
Edited by JTTWlover on Apr 11th 2019 at 6:57:16 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Why do you enjoy watching Pretty Cure, Love Live!, and High School Fleet so much? These girl teams couldn't possibly offer good entertainment.
Personal Player's note
It all started the moment I was thrown into the volcano...
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The Ice Queen
You say you're a reincarnation of Gollum? How did you discover this?
For some reason, it always rains when I sing about my unrequited love.
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?"
Read the total number of posts.
Blame the karaoke machine, not me.
Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!