The Senate
You've been watching too much BFDI again, haven't you?
Hehehehehe, I'm a god!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The Ice Queen
So um...care to explain how you managed to turn those people into anthropomorphic cats?
I mean, I just found out I'm Bellatrix Lestrange reincarnated, but yeah, everything's hunky dory, how did you know?
The Video Guy
So, I hear you're causing some trouble at Hogwarts. How's that working out?
I tell ya, it's getting hard to find a good candy bar these days.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
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Something the matter, Trixie? You seem a bit down...
Why are you so down? I thought you were going in for a Twix bar...
Fucking wombles...
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jan 31st 2019 at 9:22:33 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
What happened to all of our condoms?
That actually sounds like a good plan to me. Let's do it!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The man behind the slaughter
Want to jump into a horde of zombies armed only with a machete?
IM BACK! AND BETTER THAN EVER!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Yep, with nothing more than a bike and a watch.
Let Me Get This Straight... You're me from the future, and you got here how?
Oh no, everything's just hunky-dory here... Of COURSE I'm not OK, Captain Obvious! Get your behind over here and make yourself useful instead of asking stupid questions!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
You okay? The un-anesthetized catheter operation looked painful...
And it's something quite peculiar... something shimmering and white...
The Video Guy
So, you got high again. What was it this time, that cocaine, marijuana mix?
I've actually tasted it, and it's not so bad after you've eaten rice.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
You, you just ate Ted! How could you eat a Person?!
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That's why they're in the wheel chairs now.
Edited by DingoWalley1 on Feb 2nd 2019 at 12:16:13 PM
Dagded Dujardin
Can you give my kids a good reason as to why pasting firewors to chair legs is a bad idea? Y'know what, remind them of what happened to Jeffery!
I decided not to, fuck that shit , I ain't dealing with the crappy stores right now, I've got some burgers to eat.
Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 2nd 2019 at 12:21:09 PM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Senate
Weren't we going to summon Y'golonac tonight?
I am the yeeter of worlds, and all shall bow at my feet.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The Ice Queen
Who did you say you were again? I kinda forgot after everything you did last night.
Take my hand; the night grows ever colder....
Hey, is it snowing right now?
oh god beeeeeeeeees
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
The man behind the slaughter
Hey why is the area the bee's are kept open?
Well, the piles of dead body's in the back of the bus says otherwise.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Ice Queen
I'm not a killer or a psycho- I'm sempai's future wife!
Your "smoke detector" is just a Styrofoam bowl with a red M&M taped to it!
The Video Guy
My kitchen caught fire, and the smoke detector didn't even go off.
Yeah, well, if that's the way you feel, you can take your cat and baton and get the hell out.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
Okay, I've had it! This stupid cat magician gimmick has run its course! Are you going to make him do anything else?!
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Feb 4th 2019 at 10:08:31 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dagded Dujardin
How's your little brother doing with his clothing choices?
No way that happened, this is by far the worst cooking plot twist ever made, like seriously, even a small cat could write better crap than that.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Braids From S286 Not Included
Did you know that Soylent Green is people?!
I will marry this pizza.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
my current job
So, the short of it is, two gay friends of mine are getting married, and they want me to take the priest's place. I want to do a ridiculously campy satire of homophobia for the ceremony, startong with Haggard-style fundamentalists and working my way up. Can you give me a sentence that I can start from?
There seems to be less WIND in here!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dagded Dujardin
So we're moving south due to the recent news of a blizzard storm, got any positive things to say about the southern regions?
I can't believe you've done this, even Jeoff wasn't this bad, but nooooo, you had to go there and kick my glasses off the table and into the oven, ya nitwit. There ya go, that's how I feel.
Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 4th 2019 at 10:31:53 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Pretend I'm Merida. Speak to me. What would you say?
I thought I threw that away years ago.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Feb 4th 2019 at 9:07:26 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Tell my daughter to get me a good meme.
Wait, not my golf balls! Nor my remote control! Or my pet rock!