Do you have any idea how annoying it is to deal with Dark Meta Knight?
Obtaining this crown has been my ultimate goal all along!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.You do realize we live in a hereditary monarchy, so all you’ve earned is a fancy hat, right?
Anyway, that was when the princess passed me a sword and told me to help her in a ‘co uop’- A coup, yeah. So I did!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did you say you met a princess? What happened next?
It's nothing that a little elbow grease and a lot of duct tape can't fix.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.If you look in any direction, you will see a hole in reality that’s slowly expanding. Can you help me get rid of it?
Just use a Master Spark. It solves everything.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.You know, I don't think being blasted with a huge laser is the best way to get acquainted...
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.So, your first wish is to have the treasure in a sunken ship? Granted...
Uh-oh. You opened the sardine can. Incoming!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.These sardines attract flamboyant alien bees? Yeah, right...
That was my idea.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Okay, who suggested “drop it from high up” as a way to kill 682?
It is a period of civil war.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.And this is what your new renovated hangar will look like. Any questions?
You didn't see the all-nude production of Anything Goes.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.That had to be the most boundary-less orgy I have ever seen and I'm certain I don't want it to be topped.
For the umpteenth time, clown candy is made of chocolate! Jesus, I taste-tested for any rat poison!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.What is in this clown candy? I think it is vanilla!
According to my calculations, landlords are the target of 57.33% of all angry tweets.
So, how much hate do landlords get on twitter?
Come on, they obviously used the rubber chicken!
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.I’m worried that if I attack that chicken, thousands more will swarm me until I die. Should I attack anyway?
I rate it bleeding eyeball out of 10 for too much dark matter.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.What did you think of that Neil Degrasse Tyson video?
A Mounds bar, and some coffee with Italian sweet cream and coconut flavor.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.What would you like on your curry?
With all due respect sir, please put the bloody toothpick down.
Edited by WolfThunder on Aug 6th 2018 at 4:04:16 AM
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.question for answer: Do you think this toothpick was the murder weapon? I'm gonna go pick it up!
question for answer: We need to give Godzilla a sugar rush. Any ideas?
very belated question bonus: Hey, you! Yeah, you with the clown candy! I'm talking to you, WolfThunder! Every time Alice, Bob and Lucy buy and eat clown candy from you, their blood tastes weird and it doesn't clot right. What do you have to say for yourself?
answer for question: No humans were harmed in the making of this film. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same for the Fair Folk, there was a tragic accident involving anvils. If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
So, what happened with that film about SCP-1000 and their precursors?
No! Not into the pit! It burns!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.You are hereby sentenced to execution. Out of mercy, I will let you choose your method. Which preferences do you have?
[long beat] REALLY?!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.So I see that you read about the whole Chiaki Morosawa fiasco. Thoughts?
I'm getting Mike Wazowskied!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Do you think this was a good idea? It doesn’t look like you’re doing well.
Throw D-Class at it until it stops.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.What are we going to do about this... thing?!
No. Maybe... Actually, yes. Definitely.
Edited by AgentKirin on Aug 6th 2018 at 8:03:20 AM
Are you ever indecisive?
I think things were better when everything was in black and white.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Your favourite game's "WooD"?
Better than killer space marshmallows, at least.
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Aug 5th 2018 at 12:35:08 PM
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