Your Life On Shuffle

This is My Story

Opening Credits: Poor Places - Wilco

Waking Up: The Water - Feist

First Day Of School: Ashita wa Tabun Daijobu - Pearl Kyoudai (Welcome to the NHK OST)

Falling In Love: We Built Our Own World - Hans Zimmer (Inception OST)

Fight Song: Instant Music - the pillows

Breaking Up: Separator - Radiohead

Prom: Theologians - Wilco

Life's OK: I Am Trying to Break Your Heart - Wilco

Mental Breakdown: Hurricane Drunk - Florence and the Machine

Driving: Kuusou Rumba - Kenji Otsuki (Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei OST)

Flashback: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness - Smashing Pumpkins

Getting Back Together: Last Dinosaur - the pillows

Wedding: Muzzle of Bees - Wilco

Birth Of Child: French Exit - The Antlers (whaaaat)

Final Battle: Jigsaw Falling into Place - Radiohead

Death Scene: Cruel Angel Thesis - EVANGERIOOOON

Funeral Song: Fly Me to the Moon - EVANGERIOOOON

End Credits: Duvet - Boa (Serial Experiments Lain OST)

edited 16th Jul '11 12:17:08 AM by CommanderObvious

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Explosivo25's Life Story:

Opening Credits: Come Down With Love-Allstar Weekend

Waking Up: Welcome to the Black Parade-My Chemical Romance (well, this looks to be one hell of a start to a day)

First Day of School: Tear It Up And Throw It Away-Avenue Q (guess I'm not doing my homework...)

Falling in love: Face Down-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (damn it. Guess he's abusive)

Fight: Am I The Enemy?-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (well, the title is oddly fitting)

breaking up: Misery Loves Its Company-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (very appropriate, but could I get a new artist? It's been RJA the past three songs)

Prom: Enchanted-Taylor Swift (perfect, and oddly creepy because I always get this answer when I do the prom portion of these quizzes)

Life's okay: Judas-Lady Gaga

Mental Breakdown: Teenage Dream-Katy Perry 

Driving: Rose's Turn-Glee Cast version (looks like an angry drive...)

Flashback: If You Were Gay-Avenue Q (um...okay?)

Wedding: Touch A Touch A Touch Me- Glee Cast Version (I'd rather wait until after the wedding to do that, but okay)

Birth of Child: Born this Way-Lady Gaga (wow. My iPod is acting like a mind-reader)

Final Battle: Uprising-Muse (perfect)

Death Scene: Uptown Girl-Glee Cast (this is probably one of the most unfitting songs to die to)

Funeral: My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada (way to ruin the mood, rod. And why does an Avenue Q song always come up for the funeral portion? That's just weird)

End Credits:  Forever Numb-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

I didn't cheat or anything. My iPod just has an oddly fitting shuffling method.

I don’t even know anymore.

Opening Credits: "#9 Dream" by REM

Waking Up: "Theme from Seinfeld" by Jonathan Wolf

First Day Of School: "Never Listen to Me" by The Thermals

Falling In Love: "Baba O'Riley" by The Gaslight Anthem

Fight Song: "Don't Start Me on the Liquor" by the Violent Femmes

Breaking Up: "The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room" (oh, the irony!) by Flight Of The Conchords

Prom: "Mother 3 - Porky's Theme" from Super Smash Bros Brawl

Life's OK: "Sweet Emotion (David Thoener Remix)" by Aerosmith

Mental Breakdown: "Falls Apart" by Sugar Ray

Driving: 'Aquaphobia' by Burkhard Dallwitz

Flashback: "Havana Moon" by Chuck Berry

Getting Back Together: "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" by Bob Dylan

Wedding: "Golden Slumbers" by The Beatles

Birth Of Child: "Rehab" by Straight No Chaser (so it's a baby conceived in a drunken tryst)

Final Battle: "Mother" by John Lennon

Death Scene: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Full Version)" by Iron Butterfly

Funeral Song: "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Twisted Sister

End Credits: 'Into the Galaxy' by Mahito Yokota

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How 'bout another:

Opening Credits: "Day Tripper (Take 1)" by The Beatles

Waking Up: "The Good Life" by Frank Sinatra

First Day Of School: 'Chat with Professor Oak' by Junichi Masuda and Go Ichinose

Falling In Love: "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye (HELL TO THE YES XD)

Fight Song: "So Happy I Could Die" by Lady Gaga

Breaking Up: "A Beginning" by The Beatles (though technically George Martin, but that's what it's labeled as)

Prom: "The Girl Can't Help it" by Little Richard

Life's OK: "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story

Mental Breakdown: "Tiger Mountain Peasant Song" by the Fleet Foxes

Driving: "Rock and Roll is King" by Electric Light Orchestra

Flashback: "Higher Ground" by Lance Lopez

Getting Back Together: "Don't Stop Believing" by the Vitamin String Quartet

Wedding: "Swearing to God (Single Version)" by Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons (kinda works?)

Birth Of Child: "Perfect" by Alanis Morissette

Final Battle: "Endless Nameless" by EMA (this would kick ass)

Death Scene: "Bony Moronie" by John Lennon

Funeral Song: "So Yesterday" by the Vitamin String Quartet

End Credits: "Radio Ga Ga" by Queen

edited 19th Aug '12 2:55:01 PM by 0dd1

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Opening Credits: Giant Drag - "Wicked Game" (cover of the Chris Isaak song - I could see it making a pretty cool opening credits sequence)

Waking Up: Beck - "Bogus Flow"

First Day Of School: Kristy MacColl - "Free World" (what's kind of funny is that the first line is about closing down a school)

Falling In Love: "No Love" - The Slackers (from the title this might sound unfitting, but it's a song about unrequited love, so it works)

Fight Song: Jonathan Richman - "I'm A Little Airplane" (now this is unfitting. Because the refrain is the page quote for Airplane Arms, I'm imagining a fight scene where both participants are "flying" at each other that way and pretending to gun each other down)

Breaking Up: Prefuse 73 - "Pentagram" (it's melancholy-sounding enough to work)

Prom: Tom Waits - "Johnsburg, Illinois" (this would have been a good "falling in love" song, but it's also slow-dance-y enough to work here)

Life's OK: Buffalo Tom - "Birdbrain"

Mental Breakdown: "Pilot Queer At The Queer Of God" - Flaming Lips (I imagine this is going to be a pretty trippy scene)

Driving: "The Crystal Ship" - Chris Whitley (bluesy acoustic cover of The Doors' song. I see this working if I'm on a long road trip through the desert somewhere)

Flashback: "The Saint" - Tommy Cook (An instrumental reggae version of "When The Saints Go Marching In" - maybe I'm flashing back to sunday school or something)

Getting Back Together: Descendents - "Parents" (Sample lyrics "Parents, why don't they shut up? / Parents, they're so fucked up"...So we get back together after bonding over how much we hate our parents?)

Wedding: Flake Music - "(Untitled)"

Birth Of Child: Europe - "The Final Countdown" (must be a pretty epic birth scene)

Final Battle: "Liquidator" - Harry J All Stars (some more instrumental reggae. Also, massive Soundtrack Dissonance)

Death Scene: "Good Morning" - Math The Band

Funeral Song: "Talk To Me" - Emergency Music

End Credits: "Everybody's Happy Nowadays" - Buzzcocks

edited 19th Aug '12 6:39:30 PM by MikeK

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.

Opening Credits: Otis Redding - Wonderful World (this works really well)

Waking Up: Minutemen - Beacon Sighted (works)

First Day of School: El-P - Deep Space 9MM (it's ok)

Falling In Love: Compay Segundo - La negra Tomasa (well, I guess she's Cuban)

Fight Song: Jimi Hendrix - Earth Blues (this works)

Breaking Up: Robert Fripp - Disengage (wow, the title works way too well, the music is alright)

Prom: Swans - Mellothumb (umm, no)

Life is Good: The Tragically Hip - Thugs (it works)

Mental Breakdown: Barenaked Ladies - Who needs Sleep? (oh this is perfect)

Driving: Bill Withers - In My Heart (it works for a sad, contemplative drive at dusk)

Flashback: The Who - Stilas Stingy (haha, this'd be whimsical)

Getting Back Together: Genesis - The Lamia (this is nice)

Wedding: Pink Floyd - Saucerful of Secrets (uh oh!)

Paying the Dues: Barenaked Ladies - Wrap Your Arms Around Me (this works)

The Night Before the War: Hawkwind - Time We Left This World (now that's courageous)

Final Battle: Deltron 3030 - National Movie Review (ok this is not good)

Moment of Triumph: Bob Marley & the Wailers - Heathen (it works with the lyrics)

Death Scene: Bathory - Vinterblot (fuck yeah going to Valhalla)

End Credits: Bathory - Nordland (weird, that's the track before the one aobve. It works really well with the whole Viking death thing)

So, it turns out the main character marries a Cuban girl, has an acid-fueled wedding, goes to war with hosers against with space warriors, and dies a glorious Viking death.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.

(How do you know that I'm not skipping whenever I like? Honesty system?)

Opening Credits: "Bloody Excrement", Final Fantasy Tactics OST (Aaand we begin with ominous-sounding music. Huzzah.)

Waking Up: "Tears In Your Life", Electric Light Orchestra

First Day Of School: "St. Louis", They Might Be Giants

Falling In Love: "Rocket 2 U", Jets

Fight Song: "Big Guys Love This", Ragnarok Online OST (Rather not fast-paced for a fight theme. I don't like to rush things, anyway.)

Breaking Up: "Bonus Track", Katamari Wa Damacy (I have no idea.)

Prom: "Calling America", Electric Light Orchestra (Are you suggesting a long-distance relationship, iTunes?)

Life's OK: "Gedaechtnisschwund", Ever17 OST (More inappropriately creepy tunes. Huzzah.)

Mental Breakdown: (skip) "Everything You Know Is Wrong", Weird Al Yankovic

Driving: "The Moon and The Prince", Katamari Fortissimo Damacy (And then I run into a mailbox.)

Flashback: "Eizashite", Jigoku Shoujo OST

Getting Back Together: "She Drives Like Crazy", Weird Al Yankovic (I give this relationship about 100 meters, tops.)

Wedding: "Somebody's Watching Me", Rockwell (I think I married a secret agent.)

Birth Of Child: "せかいにさよなら", Yume Miru Kusuri OST

Final Battle: "At My Most Beautiful", R.E.M. (Another low-key "fight theme". If you could call it that.)

Death Scene: "Overgrowth", Portal 2 OST (Test chamber ruins. Not the worst place to kick it, all things considered.)

Funeral Song: "Snowball in Hell", They Might Be Giants (iTunes is just making fun of me now.)

End Credits: "Bad Apple (Instrumental)", Alstroemeria Records

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...

With "Snowball in Hell" I think the implication is that you'll be working temp jobs until you die.

edited 20th Aug '12 9:45:31 AM by 0dd1

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Opening Credits: "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon (this actually would make an amazing opening credits song)

Waking Up: "Raiders Of The Lost Ark Theme" by John Williams (OH GOD YES)

First Day Of School: "You Could Be My Girl" by Shwayze And Cisco (only if I went to school on an island...)

Falling In Love: "It's All too Much" by The Beatles (must be one hell of a trippy sequence, or we fall in love after dropping acid together)

Fight Song: "Lightning Strikes" by Lou Christie (calling it, the fight scene's in an old-fashioned diner, with a jukebox and everything)

Breaking Up: "I Got a Woman (Live)" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (oh the irony, but I guess if I told my woman she belongs in the home she'd want to break up with me anyway)

Prom: "Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol (YES, PERFECT XD)

Life's OK: "Golden Slumbers" by The Beatles (I'm guessing I sing this to myself to remind myself of a simpler, nicer time in childhood, remembering the lullaby that my parents used to sing to me)

Mental Breakdown: "Cornflake Girl" by Tori Amos (yes, female genital mutilation is totally fitting here)

Driving: "Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme" by Man Or Astro Man (No words.)

Flashback: "Kick it Up a Notch" by Phineas And Ferb featuring Slash (It must've been a flashback to something very recent then.)

Getting Back Together: "Scoff" by Nirvana (this is going to be one hell of a crappy relationship, full of deprived alcohol and all)

Wedding: "Truck Drivin' Song" by Weird Al Yankovic (So I married a transvestite at a truck stop. At least I'm loved.)

Birth Of Child: "Rockin' Robin" by Bobby Day (Please don't tell me this is ripping off the Cheaper By The Dozen remake's ending.)

Final Battle: "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?" by Me First And The Gimme Gimmes (hell yes, punk rock covers of classic pop songs are always welcome)

Death Scene: "Spanish Highway" by Big Head Todd And The Monsters (Er, this seems a bit too upbeat for a death scene, and even if it was used ironically, it's a break-up song. Am I breaking up with life? Or did the Angel of Death break up with me and invoke If I Can't Have You…?)

Funeral Song: "Wild Honey Pie" by The Beatles (A very demented funeral that shall be!)

End Credits: "Donkey Kong Level Theme" as featured in Super Smash Bros Brawl (something tells me that those who try to stay through all the credits are going to have a hard time making it through.

The Stinger: "Give Peace a Chance" by Aerosmith feat. Sierra Leone (yes, I added this category to the list. I wanted an after-credits scene to make the wait all the way through worth it for the people who waited through ten minutes of the Donkey Kong music.)

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Spending the night importing a bunch of CDs to iTunes, so I might do a few of these to keep my sanity intact. Also, I just learned that Rick Astley did a cover of The Temptations' "Ain't Too Proud To Beg". Somehow, this simultaneously surprises me and makes perfect sense.

Opening Credits: "Rehab" by Straight No Chaser (so, it's that kind of movie, eh?)

Waking Up: "stand alone" by bugseed (a very chill piece of music, so chill that the entirety of the album's text is in lowercase)

First Day Of School: "[A] Hazy Shade of Winter" by paradigm (Hoo boy, this doesn't give me much hope for the school year)

Falling In Love: "Moog Indigo" by Perrey And Kingsley (actually a pretty sexy song)

Fight Song: "Wind Up" by Jethro Tull (No, just no.)

Breaking Up: "Time is on my Side" by The Rolling Stones (This works awesomely, if my protagonist is kind of cocky at least)

Prom: "All I Want is the Truth" by John Lennon (prom has been hijacked by Vietnam War protestors)

Life's OK: "Across the Universe" (Anthology 2 version) by by The Beatles (hey, let's not rip-off Across The Universe here)

Mental Breakdown: "A Taste of Honey" by The Beatles (I can see this fitting somehow, if the scene was written right)

Driving: "Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al Yankovic (Sure, Why Not?)

Flashback: "My Girl" by Pato Fu (heh, this version of the song is entirely performed on toy instruments and has little kids as backup screamers singers, so it works totally if it's a flashback to being a toddler or something)

Getting Back Together: "I Should Be Allowed to Think" by They Might Be Giants (I'm sensing a theme of suppressive relationships here)

Wedding: "Come Back When You Grow Up" by Bobby Vee (I'm sensing I mistakenly married a Manic Pixie Dream Girl and then realized it's not as nice as it seems)

Birth Of Child: "The Beatle Stomp" by Santo And Johnny (meh)

Final Battle: "Blitzkrieg Bop" by Yo La Tengo (very mellow battle scenes we have here, no? Maybe it's a battle of wits...in chess form)

Death Scene: "Telephone Line (Instrumental)" by Electric Light Orchestra (it's pretty somber in the beginning, so it would probably work very well until it got to the chorus, unless I have a triumphant funeral or—)

Funeral Song: "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest (...or everyone can just dance on my grave instead. Whatever.) (Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the basket / and was everybody dancing on the casket?)

End Credits: "Zeroes" by They Might Be Giants (Perfect description of our protagonists! )

The Stinger: "Inyourendo" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap (self-explanatory)

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Part tres...

Opening Credits: "Fade into the Background" by Ne-Yo (sets the tone for a very mellow movie...but generally not good opening credit music, as its title perfectly describes how it sounds)

Waking Up: "King for a Day" by Green Day (see, now THIS would be great credits music, both for opening AND closing credits!)

First Day Of School: "Run of the Mill (Demo)" by George Harrison (not a very special first day, then)

Falling In Love: "I Me Mine" by The Beatles (I'm getting worse fitting songs the more I do this thing)

Fight Song: "Go Go Power Rangers" by The Mighty RAW (...I take back my previous statement. HELL. YEAH. BEST. FIGHT. MUSIC. EVER.)

Breaking Up: "Level 2" from Kirby's Dreamland 2 (...aaaaand right back to suck)

Prom: "Pacific Coast Highway" by The Beach Boys (this must be the obligatory slow dance)

Life's OK: "Think About It" by Flight Of The Conchords (hilariously mismatched )

Mental Breakdown: "Circlesong 1" by Bobby McFerrin (could work)

Driving: "Wing Fortress Zone" from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (meh, one of my least favorite songs from one of my favorite video games, it is what it is)

Flashback: "Lady Madonna" (Anthology 2 version) by The Beatles (kind of a sparse flashback I guess to my time as a hooker)

Getting Back Together: "Sanz : Canarios" by John Williams (no, not the John Williams you're thinking of, the guitarist...and I guess this is in some Italian restaurant or something)

Wedding: "Killing the Thing That You Love" by Styx (I should mention that I'm getting married to Mark David Chapman)

Birth Of Child: "Slow Jamz" by Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx and Twista (This would be better for the pre-birth part, if you understand what I am implying)

Final Battle: "Routes 11, 12, and 13" from Pokemon Gold And Silver (of course I couldn't get RPG battle music, of course)

Death Scene: "03 - Hydrocity Zone" from Sonic 3 and Knuckles (just...unfitting)

Funeral Song: "Kiss Me" by New Found Glory (Yeah, I think I might be done here)

End Credits: "Real Love" by John Lennon (okay, this one ain't too bad of a matchup)

The Stinger: "Angels We Have Heard on High" by the Oxford St. Peter's Choir (Very classy)

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Maybe just one last one...

Opening Credits: "Gives You Hell" by the Vitamin String Quartet (maybe the original version, but VSQ's version is too mellow)

Waking Up: "Boys" by The Beatles (here's where we kick things off!)

First Day Of School: "MoneyGrabber" (yes, that's seriously how the title is written) by Fitz And The Tantrums (must be a private school, HEY-OOOOH! *rimshot*)

Falling In Love: "Let's Get it Started" by Tufts Beelzelbubs (I meet her at either a club or at the local acapella group's show)

Fight Song: "Syndicated Inc." by Weird Al Yankovic (iPod, parodies of grunge songs are not good fight songs.)

Breaking Up: "Whatever You Like" by Weird Al Yankovic (she didn't like how "cheap" I apparently was, the damn MoneyGrabber)

Prom: "The Fool on the Hill" by Aretha Franklin (I'm the loneliest guy at prom...)

Life's OK: "Summer Wind" by Frank Sinatra (I'm seeing this as standing on a small bridge in a park with leaves blowing by and the sun half set, with me just leaning on the bridge, looking out and thinking about my life at that point)

Mental Breakdown: "Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison (I never really thought about this song from this angle, but I can believe this would work amazingly XD)

Driving: "Special Stage" from Sonic The Hedgehog (Heh, hopefully the road isn't tilting all around and everything...OR I'M DRUNK DRIVING!)

Flashback: "We Want a Rock" by They Might Be Giants (oughta be one hell of a flashback)

Getting Back Together: "Aerodynamic" by Daft Punk (we used to be broken up, but everything changed when the Fire Nation humans attacked!)

Wedding: "Mansard Roof" by Vampire Weekend (dear Lord, not a hipster wedding...)

Birth Of Child: "Still Crazy After All These Years" by Paul Simon (has a nice epilogue-y feel to it)

Final Battle: "Dude, I Totally Miss You" by Tenacious D (okay, the Power Rangers theme was a total fluke, then)

Death Scene: "My Baby's Tellin' Lies" by Keb' Mo' (so I killed myself! :D)

Funeral Song: "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses (...did I go to hell or something?)

End Credits: "I Believe" by John Cale and Lou Reed (not fitting in the slightest, unless this were a movie about how much Valerie Solanas sucks)

The Stinger: "The Long Grift" by They Might Be Giants (see, now THIS is credits music)

edited 20th Aug '12 11:25:33 PM by 0dd1

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SARKASTIQUE'S LIFE STORY

• Opening Credits: Justified - Commix (Spectra Soul Remix)
  • Nice, cool feel to introduce me to the world

• Waking Up: Lifepath - Incube ft. Lost
  • Relaxing, atmospheric track to get me ready for the day

• First Day Of School: Electric - Commix
  • Repetitive but energizing, perfect for the first day of school

• Falling In Love: Transformative - Ophlot & Qo
  • Title fits at least

• Fight Song: Hell - Gein (Audio Remix)
  • Fucking banger of a track, great for fight

• Breaking Up: Chubrub - Ed Rush & Optical
  • The music doesn't fit but I suppose after a breakup I would have to rub my own chub for a while.

• Prom: Dark Water - Tantrum Desire
  • Good jump-up track for a "warehouse prom"

• Life's OK: MFSB - Commix
  • Soothing liquid, certainly fits the alright life

• Mental Breakdown: Jack the Ripper - Kenei (Psidream & Kenei MPR 005)
  • Self-explanatory

• Driving: Pain - Limewax
  • Classic banger, great for road-rage

• Flashback: Contraire - Neonlight
  • Meh, seeing as I've heard the song before I guess it would have to fit

• Getting Back Together: You & Me - Fourward
  • Self-explanatory

• Wedding: Lost Cause - Noisia & Teebee
  • Sadly, also self-explanatory

• Birth Of Child: Bystander Effect - Science Fiction
  • If my child is born into a 1940s film noir, this track will fit perfectly

• Final Battle: Goodnight - Morebeat (Dose Remix)
  • Dark roller, the perfect track for a final showdown

• Death Scene: Multishapes - Xilent
  • Happiest song on the list, so it's completely appropriate

• Funeral Song: Ouveture - Brainfuzz & Kenei
  • It'd make a great funeral dirge for sure

• End Credits: Gauss Gun - Thesys
  • Funky neurofunk funk to end my story

• The Stinger: Absurd - Phace
  • Well, given I don't believe in afterlives...

Memento Mori

TWENTYTWOSEVENTH'S LIFE STORY

• Opening Credits: Pluto vs. Neptune — Driftless Pony Club
  • Okay, sure, I can see this. It's a nice little energetic tune.

• Waking Up: Maps of Low Fidelity — Driftless Pony Club. Again.
  • Okay, yeah, this ones also pretty energetic. But, it has a lot of Lyrical Dissonance…

• First Day Of School: Churlish May — Johnny Flynn
  • It's a nice song and all, but it would be more suited for the Falling in Love portion.

• Falling In Love: Cloisonné — They Might Be Giants
  • Umm… no.

• Fight Song: City You Know — Driftless Pony Club
  • Sure, I guess this would work, but it would really be more fitting for the next portion, Breaking Up.

• Breaking Up: Been Listening — Johnny Flynn
  • Yeah, this would work for a sad, dramatic break up, though I was picturing more of a fight.

• Prom: Yr Mhntn — Driftless Pony Club
  • No. For the prom, I would picture a slow love-type ballad. This isn't that at all.

• Life's OK: When Will You Die — They Might Be Giants
  • In a macbre sort of way, this would be really fitting; rejoicing over the death of someone, or in this case, getting over a break up.

• Mental Breakdown: In Fact — They Might Be Giants. Yet again.
  • Soundtrack Dissonance, perhaps?

• Driving: All Quiet — Driftless Pony Club
  • Oh, Hell yes! It's the perfect song!

• Flashback: Pyramid City —Driftless Pony Club. Yeah, if you haven't noticed yet, I don't have a lot of variety on my iPod.
  • Maybe. I guess it could be about, like, something about how we both remember all the good times we had, and that we still want each other or something if you interpret it very loosely.

• Getting Back Together: Barnacled Warship — Johnny Flynn
  • Nope. This would be much better as the final battle song, in my opinion.

• Wedding: Pluto vs Neptune — Driftless Pony Club. AGAIN.
  • Sure, I'll allow it. Triumphant Reprise, anyone?

• Birth Of Child: Celebration — They Might Be Giants
  • Perfect! It's a nice little happy ditty!

• Final Battle: Sweet William, Part 2 — Johnny Flynn
  • Maybe. But probably not.

• Death Scene: 18 Years Later —Driftless Pony Club
  • Great! Assuming I get shot or something:

• Funeral Song: Drum — Johnny Flynn
  • "Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse, good looking corpse…" Perfect!

• End Credits: Thanks, Earthquake — Driftless Pony Club
  • Why not? It's a semi-somber song sung by the same people who did the opening credits.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!

Round 2!

Explosivo25's Life Story:

Opening Credits: Bring Me To Life-Evanescence (shit...)

Waking Up:  Bad Romance-Lady Gaga (okay?)

First Day of School: Pleads and Postcards-The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (I miss someone)

Falling in love: Monster-Lady Gaga (he ate my heart, he ate my heart...)

Fight: Circle the Drain-Katy Perry (damn drug addicts!)

breaking up: Dynamite-Taio Cruz (wtf?)

Prom: Where are the Heroes?-Red jumpsuit apparatus (better than getting Enchanted yet again)

Life's okay: For Now-Avenue Q (everything in life is only for now...)

Mental Breakdown: Schadenfreude-Avenue Q (issues, issues, issues)

Driving: Walls Fall Down-Bedouin Soundclash 

Flashback: Time Warp-Glee Cast (hahaha, oh the irony)

Wedding: Reap-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (wtf?)

Birth of Child: Ours-Taylor Swift

Final Battle: Unstoppable-Rascal Flatts

Death Scene: Hit the Lights-Selena Gomez and the Scene

Funeral: Your Guardian Angel-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (too late, bastard. I'm already dead!)

End Credits:  One Last Breath-Creed

I don’t even know anymore.

Time for another go at this game.

Opening Credits: Haben Sie Gehort Das Deutsche Band? - The Producers (In this life, I am a jolly Nazi?)

Waking Up: Theatre of Sorrows - Nox Arcana (Maybe not so jolly)

First Day Of School: The Same Sonic - Doctor Who Series 5 (School is fun!)

Falling In Love: A Doctor, Please - The Omen (Little do I know what my love interest has planned...)

Fight Song: Giga Bowser - Super Smash Bros Melee (Solid fight music)

Breaking Up: The Bad Beginning - A Series Of Unfortunate Events (With that much whiplash, she enjoyed breaking the news a little too much)

Prom: The Master Vainglorious - Doctor Who Series 3 (I run into my ex at prom, where she starts turning everyone against me)

Life's OK: The Blooding: The Final Conflict (I join the army, find work at a concentration camp, and    revel in it.   )

Mental Breakdown: Pavane, Op. 50 - Gabriel Faure (My conscience gets the better of me, and I break down weeping...I guess? This really needed to be switched with the previous entry)

Driving: The Battle of Endor Part I - Return Of The Jedi (I become an ace pilot in the Luftwaffe)

Flashback: Agnus Dei - Karl Jenkins (Thinking back on more innocent times)

Getting Back Together: - Olivine Lighthouse/Silver Cave - Pokemon Heart Gold (We get back together out of mutual convenience, not affection)

Wedding: Quidditch, Third Year - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Our wedding is interrupted by an air raid!)

Birth Of Child: Sigh No More, Ladies - Much Ado About Nothing (Sigh no more—no, screaming and punching me is not an improvement)

Final Battle: The Great Old Ones - Nox Arcana (Hitler's occult experiments have gone too far. Now I must prevent The Squamous Paradox from consuming the world.)

Death Scene: Pure Spirits of the Forest - Avatar (After the battle, I Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence)

Funeral Song: Craft of the Wizard - Midnight Syndicate (Not so much a funeral as an arcane ritual to make sure I don't come back)

End Credits: Hosana Filio David - Gregorian chant (...Yep, that was a pretty weird round)

edited 18th Sep '12 11:05:10 PM by ABNDT

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LEMURIAN'S LIFE STORY

• Opening Credits: Touhou - "Alice in Wonderland"
  • Starts out quiet, but brings promises for an exciting future

• Waking Up: Okamoto Yuuki - "Alones"
  • Rocking start showing all the good friends I have

• First Day Of School: Homestuck - "Davesprite"
  • I'm too cool for this place. Look at me being suave with my blog and getting all the ladies.

• Falling In Love: IOSYS - "Firefly, Gleaming Bewitchingly A"
  • ...who is this beautiful creature in the distance, singing so mysteriously and luring me closer with her light?

• Fight Song: IOSYS - "Cantik 3 Fairies' Great Prank War"
  • Yeah, I engage in prank fights. Somehow.

• Breaking Up: Touhou - "Starbow Dream"
  • Our breaking up is fast and furious affair, punctuated by moments of silence and after-thought...that are ripped to shreds!

• Prom: Oracle Of Seasons - "Skull Pirates"
  • ...there's something suspicious going on in this prom, and I think skeletons are involved.

• Life's OK: OC Remix - "Ghostsn Goblins Trance Version"
  • ...errr...so...there are monster everywhere, but it's okay, because they're actually just a dance crew that wants to rock the dancefloor.

• Mental Breakdown: Demetori - "Mystic Oriental Dream - Ancient Temple"
  • A really heavy mental breakdown, in which I'm absolutely torn apart.

• Driving: Touhou - "Locked Girl - The Girl's Secret Room"
  • Err...either I'm driving through a library, or there's a girl in my trunk.

• Flashback: Bleach - "Nothing Can Be Explained (vocal)"
  • Oh wow, what a perfect fit! An enigmatic vision into the past, in which nothing is truly explained...

• Getting Back Together: Touhou - "Extra Love"
  • ...another perfect hit! A cheerful and fast-paced theme full of joy!

• Wedding: IOSYS - "Satori Maiden's Satoritter"
  • Err...our wedding is a quick and something of a blur. Quite a few embarrassing things became known during the party, though, some of which were posted on Twitter.

• Birth Of Child: Deep Purple - "The Bird Has Flown"
  • Uhm...not sure what to say about this. Did my wife just leave me and take the child with her?

• Final Battle: OC Remix - "Links Awakening This Cave Is Creepy"
  • ...apparently, we fight a very quiet battle in a dark and damp cave as a thunderstorm rages outside.

• Death Scene: IOSYS - "Family's House"
  • I die peacefully in my home, surrounded by my loved ones. That's nice.

• Funeral Song: Homestuck - "Courser"
  • ...and I have the most awesome funeral ever, with a full traditional Japanese orchestra and epic battles and everything. Maybe I died on my Quest Bed?

• End Credits: Link To The Past - "Sanctuary Dungeon"
  • ...this doesn't sound good. Did I just get a Bad Ending?

Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!

'ere we go agin.

• Opening Credits: "Why Can't We Be Friends?" by Smash Mouth (Smash Mouth as the opening song, how original.)
• Waking Up: "I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew" by Sadochist (Really bad dubstep ragtime. Clearly I'm waking up from a nightmare.)
• First Day Of School: "Summer's Gone" by The Beach Boys (Oddly on the nose here.)
• Falling In Love: "All That Theme Song" by TLC (Falling in love is ALL'A THAT!)
• Fight Song: "What Goes On" by The Beatles (The most hillbilly fight ever!)
• Breaking Up: "Pas de Cheval" by the Vitamin String Quartet (Beatlesque emo played by a string quartet would perfectly encapsulate my mood after a breakup, yes.)
• Prom: "Chopin: Prelude #1 in C Minor" by John Stebbe (This is a really jazzy prom.)
• Life's OK: "Black Widow's Eyes" by The Who (It's okay, I got used to Stockholm Syndrome.)
• Mental Breakdown: "Sail" by AWOLNATION (This works amazingly well.)
• Driving: "Your Mother Should Know" (Anthology 2 version) by The Beatles (I got nothin'.)
• Flashback: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" by Eddy Arnold (Christmas flashback? Sure, why not.)
• Getting Back Together: "Oh! Sweet Nuthin'" by The Velvet Underground (Getting back together after losing everything, perhaps.)
• Wedding: "Satisfy" by Vedera (A teenage breakup song for a wedding!)
• Birth Of Child: "I'm Free" by The Who (Oh God, I just imagined the scene being the kid popping out and then dancing around singing about being out of the womb and it is both awful and awesome.)
• Final Battle: "'A Man's Gotta Do" by Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day, and Nathan Fillion (Interesting choice for a final battle.)
• Death Scene: "I'll Be Home for Christmas" by Twisted Sister (Iiiiiiiii'll be deeeeeead by Christmaaaaaas....)
• Funeral Song: "Aquatic Ruin Zone" from Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (Oh no, I did go to hell D:)
• End Credits: "Carnival" by The Pillows (Eh. Doesn't work at all.)
• The Stinger: "American Boy" by Estelle feat. Kanye West (Again, eh. Catchy song at least.)

edited 21st Nov '12 10:21:37 AM by 0dd1

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Firebird Maximus'S LIFE STORY

• Opening Credits: Put Your Records On by Corinne Bailey Rae
• Waking Up: In Love With A Girl by Gavin Degraw
• First Day Of School: We Are Sex Bob-omb
• Falling In Love: Single Ladies by Beyoncé
• Fight Song: Up All Night by Take That
• Breaking Up: Womanizer by Britney Spears
• Prom: For Once In My Life by Stevie Wonder
• Life's OK: Move Your Feet by Junior Senior
• Mental Breakdown: Doin’ Dirt by Maroon 5
• Driving: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham
• Flashback: Love Shack by The B-52’s
• Getting Back Together: I Know You Have A Girlfriend by Carly Rae Jepsen
• Wedding: Love Song by Sara Bareilles
• Birth Of Child: If I Can’t Have You by Yvonne Eliman
• Final Battle: Happy Together by The Turtles
• Death Scene: Grace by Will Young
• Funeral Song: Scott Pilgrim by The Plumtrees
• End Credits: Can’t Stop by Maroon 5

edited 21st Nov '12 4:00:00 PM by FirebirdMaximus

Wait, Stevie Wonder did a cover of The Beatles' "In My Life"? Or is that an original by the same name?

EDIT: Misread, I'm stupid.

edited 21st Nov '12 4:26:03 PM by 0dd1

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• Opening Credits: TMBG, "On Earth My Nina" (Random shots of a quiet neighborhood at dawn, I suppose.)
• Waking Up: Counting Crows, "1492" (Morning rituals backed up by badass-sounding music. Today feels good.)
• First Day Of School: Electric Light Orchestra, "Poor Boy (The Greenwood)" (There are never enough books. But that's what the library is for.)
• Falling In Love: They Might Be Giants, "Older" (...and now we're even older. Hello, puberty.)
• Fight Song: They Might Be Giants, "Pet Name" ("You just forgot your one pet name for me /

And all those promises you said you'd keep")

• Breaking Up: ZUN, "Rural Makai City Esoteria" (I just went to hell and back for you, literally, and this is the thanks I get? Screw this, I'm outta here.)
• Prom: Nicol Armarfi, "Painful History" (Sitting alone outside the party, thinking of too many painful memories.)
• Life's OK: Electric Light Orchestra, "Sweet Talkin' Woman" (Plenty of fish in the sea. Time to get into the dating game, I guess.)
• Mental Breakdown: Weird Al Yankovic, "Virus Alert" (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not infected. <_< >_> >_<)
• Driving: Cave Story, "Access" (Car horns sounding suspiciously melodic. And 8-bit.)
• Flashback: Electric Light Orchestra, "Rock 'n' Roll is King" (Reunion parties with old 80's music is a good place to meet ex-girlfriends.)
• Getting Back Together: Katamari Damacy, "Katamari on the Rock ~ Main Theme" (Nothing reforges romantic bonds like videogame music. At least if you're a couple of gaming nerds.)
• Wedding: Electric Light Orchestra, "Confusion" (Okay, now I'm confused.)
• Birth Of Child: Nicol Armarfi, "High Tension" (When they said childbirth wasn't an easy time, they weren't kidding.)
• Final Battle: Michael Jackson, "Billie Jean" (MJ makes for pretty funky fight music.)
• Death Scene: Portal 2, "The Part Where He Kills You" (The Grim Reaper comes for all in time. And also he's into techno, I guess.)
• Funeral Song: Aaron Tveit, "Live in Living Color" (My life is apparently good enough that they make a TV series about it.)
• End Credits: Blondie, "The Tide is High" (Meh, good enough.)

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...

BRAINSEWAGE'S LIFE STORY [randomized]

Opening Credits: "Flower King of Flies" by The Nice

Waking Up: "Clean" by Incubus

First Day Of School: "Come and Go Blues" The Allman Brothers Band

Falling In Love: "Red Light Lady" by Nazareth (haha)

Fight Song: "Anthem" by Zebrahead

Breaking Up: "Windmills" by Toad the Wet Sprocket

Prom: "Nightblindness" by David Gray

Life's OK: "When I Get Home" by The Beatles

Mental Breakdown: "Guider" by Disappears

Driving: "To Share Our Love" by The Moody Blues

Flashback: "Cold" by Crossfade

Getting Back Together: "Down to the Well" by The Pixies

Wedding: "Drowning" by Graphite Symphony

Birth Of Child: "Cretin Hop" by The Ramones

Final Battle: "Let There be More Light" by Pink Floyd

Death Scene: "Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones

Funeral Song: "Kneel and Disconnect" by Porcupine Tree

End Credits: "Monkey Gone to Heaven" by The Pixies

edited 2nd Dec '12 9:31:08 PM by BrainSewage

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• Opening Credits: "Last Dance" by Donna Summer (Well, that was a short movie.)
• Waking Up: "Sweet Little Jesus Boy" by Straight No Chaser (I am apparently the Lord Himself.)
• First Day Of School: "Anarchy in the U.K." by the Sex Pistols (What a contrast Mark!)
• Falling In Love: "America" by Simon And Garfunkel (Oh dear, this is gonna turn out like the end of The Graduate, ain't it?)
• Fight Song: "The Cap'm" by They Might Be Giants (HOW DARE YOU SAY I CAN'T CALL THE CAP'M JUST BECAUSE I DON'T DRIVE A BOAT)
• Breaking Up: "Old Brown Shoe" by The Beatles ("Baby, I'm in love with you!"...how ironic.)
• Prom: "Nobody Weird Like Me" by Red Hot Chili Peppers (Prom just got a lot more funky. And punky.)
• Life's OK: "Foxey Lady" by the Jimi Hendrix Experience (Life's okay because I'm high on acid!)
• Mental Breakdown: "My Cherie Amour" by Stevie Wonder (I'm guessing this is what I'm singing to myself to try to convince myself that she's still in love with me, with the "la la laaaa lala" as a Madness Mantra.)
• Driving: "It's in His Kiss (The Shoop Shoop Song)" by Betty Evertt (Roadhead?)
• Flashback: "That's Enough" by Hideki Naganuma (Flashing back to the totally radical '90s.)
• Getting Back Together: "My Wife" by The Who (This is not a healthy relationship )
• Wedding: "Stronger" by Kanye West (I'm glad getting married won't kill me, but don't rush me, honey.)
• Birth Of Child: "Frappe Snowland" by CSGuitar89 (It's a very peaceful, snowy birth...?!??)
• Final Battle: "Unrelated Thing" by They Might Be Giants (I can't think of any way this can fit, nor can I think of any witty quip about it.)
• Death Scene: "Heavy Soul" by The Black Keys (Y'know what, if I had to die to any kind of music, it might as well be heavy blues rock.)
• Funeral Song: "Airbag" by Richard Cheese (YES, YES, A MILLION TIMES YES.)
• End Credits: "Back in Black" by AC/DC (Psh, this is the trailer music...HEY WAIT NOW)
• The Stinger: "Mo Money, Mo Problems" by the Notorious BIG, Mase and Puff Daddy (Interesting choice.)

BONUS TRACK!

• Trailer Song: "Why Can't We Be Friends?" by Smash Mouth (Smash Mouth providing the trailer song you say!)

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Un mas.

• Opening Credits: "Deathball" by Rock Knight (The best way to start a movie is with a Retsupurae in-joke.)
• Waking Up: "Papa George" by Tommy Emmanuel (...I would legitimately love to wake up and hear this every morning.)
• First Day Of School: "A Dustland Fairytale" by The Killers (Why wasn't this the opening song?)
• Falling In Love: "One Little Slip" by Barenaked Ladies (Okay, I'm getting all the opening credits type songs in this one.)
• Fight Song: "Thanks for Playing" by Lawrence Schwedler (Short fight.)
• Breaking Up: "Jesus Walks" by Kanye West (I find the Lord soon after becoming single?)
• Prom: "Driving South" by the Jimi Hendrix Experience (This is the ride over to prom, I assume.)
• Life's OK: "Battle (VS Wild Pokemon)" by Go Ichinose (Life's okay 'cuz I'm playing Pokemon!)
• Mental Breakdown: "Entry of the Gladiators" by Elgar Howarth & Philip Jones Ensemble (Perfect!)
• Driving: "Disappearing Boy" by Green Day (This works really well, actually.)
• Flashback: "It Don't Come Easy" by George Harrison (I can see this working.)
• Getting Back Together: "Chapel of Love" by The Dixie Cups (Wow, this is amazingly on-the-nose.)
• Wedding: "Do I Creep You Out?" by Weird Al Yankovic (Best. Wedding. Ever. XD)
• Birth Of Child: "A Kiss is Not a Contract" by Flight Of The Conchords (So she cheated on me and got knocked up by some other guy.)
• Final Battle: "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO (oh God, my decisive battle against my mortal evemy, bros!!!)
• Death Scene: "Young Man Blues [Version 1]" by The Who (This young man ain't got nothin' in the world this day.)
• Funeral Song: "You Never Give Me Your Money" by The Beatles (...but you're getting tons of inheritance money from me, this is BS.)
• End Credits: "Well All Right" by Kid Rock (Sure, why not.)
• The Stinger: "Hot Summer Nights" by Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine (Interesting...)
• Trailer Song: "How Do You Do It?" by The Beatles (We could never afford to license that for the freaking trailer!)

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• Opening Credits: Counting Crows, "Amy Hit the Atmosphere" (Open to a rainy day in the small town of Nowhere, just a few dozen kilometers west of Cliffhanger Ridge.)
• Waking Up: Portal 2, "I Saw a Deer Today" (Here we find our hero spending another morning at the computer, Rapid-Fire Typing and all.)
• First Day Of School: Cave Story, "Running Hell" (In typical fashion, he is running late for school on his very first day. Quite literally, running.)
• Falling In Love: Nicol Armarfi, "Teatime, Fast Forward" (After getting lost trying to find the library, he meets a blind girl who offers him tea.)
• Fight Song: Puella Magi Madoka Magica, "Agmen Clientum" (Since when were there monsters behind the school?)
• Breaking Up: ZUN, "Maiden's Capriccio ~ Dream Battle" (Blind girl is also a magical girl, and... what do you mean it's too dangerous to be in a relationship with you?)
• Prom: They Might Be Giants, "Meet James Ensor" (I definitely cannot skip prom (or whatever other event) if TMBG is playing there.)
• Life's OK: ZUN, "Diao Ze Yong (Withered Leaf)" (Why are there so many cats around here... I got lost again, didn't I? Happens every time.)
• Mental Breakdown: ZUN, "Heartfelt Fancy" (Can't stop pining over magical blind girl. It's enough to drive anyone batty.)
• Driving: REM, "New Orleans Instrumental No. 1" (Depressing slow drive around depressingly small town.)
• Flashback: George Thorogood & the Destroyers, "Bad to the Bone" (Heel Realization. Wham Episode. My God, What Have I Done?)
• Getting Back Together: In the Heights, "Carnaval del Barrio" (I always start running out of clever comments around this point. )
• Wedding: Ace Combat X, "Unknown 2" (Yes, we have to fight monsters in the middle of our wedding ceremony. Yes, this was completely expected.)
• Birth Of Child: Hidamari Sketch, "Sketch Switch" (The theme of Hidamari freaking Sketch. Perfect.)
• Final Battle: ZUN, "Charming Domination" (Affably Evil Final Boss. Not to be underestimated.)
• Death Scene: ZUN, "An Eternity that is More Transient than Scarlet" (Took a really bad hit during battle, and now the blood loss is finally kicking in. Stupid Redemption Equals Death. Goodbye, blind magical girl. We had the best of times.)
• Funeral Song: Ace Combat X, "Unknown 1" (Very inappropriate funeral music, but the widow needs ass-kicking music, because in a stunning turn of events, more monsters showed up. There's always going to be more of them, eh?)
• End Credits: Nicol Armarfi, "Friendship" (Nice, quiet, thoughtful music to wrap it all up.)
• The Stinger: Harold Faltermeyer, "Axel F" (Who's that guy kicking ass with a battle staff? That looks suspiciously like me...)
• Trailer Song: Counting Crows, "Why Should You Come When I Call?" (In a world... where stuff happens... all the time...)

edited 3rd Dec '12 2:42:01 AM by KylerThatch

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...