The noodle incident

Thankfully we managed to banish him to another dimension after he tried to kill us for giving him a stomache ache.

If you hadn't bought that car...

...at least not when you could have downloaded and 3D-printed it.

But we aren't allowed to use the 3D printer on Thursdays anymore.

But Thursday was canceled because of a scheduling error.

And I thought Thor was mad at us before...

Did that have anything to do with that time I mistook Nanda Parbat for a luxury resort and, as such, tried to use the Lazarus Pit as a hot tub?

Oy vey. What a day that was.

Now every time we leave the house we have to fight Shadow League Assassins.

I don't know anything about the car's wheels being removed don't even ask

Poor Mike Wazowski is spraying disinfectant in his eye again (despite already knowing from past experience how much that stings), and he was whimpering something about a gazebo humping a random stack of tires. Any chance those tires are the same ones that were stolen off that car?

No, those were monster truck tires. Which reminds me, anyone seen Uncle Terry's car keys?

Sorry, I accidentally swallowed them. They randomly teleported into my mouth as I was eating, I was sure that curse was broken though.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jan 24th 2020 at 7:32:54 PM

Yeah, but then you caused us to get cursed with doors only opening after a one second delay. And that's why trying to summon fictional characters is an ultra bad idea.

None of this would have happened if someone didn't keep throwing their significant others into volcanoes. You shouldn't do that...unless your significant other is Gollum.

On the bright side, that Volcano is so plugged up with bodies that it will never be able to erupt again.

On the sad side, it is raining fireworks this week, along with some moon aliens landing next week!

Moon aliens? I thought they got wiped out by the missile robots?

You mean TEAM MISSLE BOMB? Those guys?

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Feb 13th 2020 at 7:24:23 AM

Yeah. It was quite the team death match.

What about that guy who jumped into the fight halfway through? He wasn't on anyone's team.

Yeah, but he totally wrecked everyone else with stuff he learned from fighting games. Who knew bright lights could do that to people?

Better than the time the faulty lights left everyone in the building in the dark for two weeks straight. Did the clerk ever recover from that knee injury?

surprisingly she recovered except the only languages she can speak and write now are klingon, korean and penguin

So she regrew her hands? I knew she was related to me, I just knew it.

But the marijuana is deadly. Keep that in mind.