You are invisible. You can't turn it off.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?You have power over flowers and a terrible pollen allergy.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.So, I get power over flowers and a bunch of allergy medicine. Neat!
You can shapeshift, but you can never return to your original form.
Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Jan 18th 2019 at 9:27:27 AM
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"You can run at incredible speeds, faster than the speed of light, fast enough to go through SOLID OBJECTS...but only when you REALLY need to use the bathroom.
This may be more Yack Fest territory.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Not if people actually reacted to their new powers, like so:
Ugh, only when I have to go to the bathroom? Well this stinks.
You have the power to mind-control anyone in the entire world...but only when you fart.
The League of HeroesWell, at least I won't be tempted to abuse it.
You have the power to make ordinary doors lead anywhere. Where exactly the door leads to is random.
Welp, that means I'll be travelling across existence for eternity. RIP.
You have Super-Strength.... That you can only use when you're very sleepy.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."@Soble:I see no problem with that.
At least I can boast that I'm so good at physical things, I can do them in my sleep.
You are now a master at building sentient robots... but they'll obey almost anyone except you.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."I make a fortune building and repairing robots for other people.
You can mimic the abilities of a fictional character, but only while you are acting completely in-character.
Good thing I'm pretty good at being Starlight Glimmer, I guess. No wonder she's my Author Appeal MLP character
You can transform an object to another.... but only if you fight a villain after running 50 km and are both super hungry and super thirsty.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Feb 16th 2019 at 10:26:22 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Joke's on you, when I'm not a anxious, nerve-wracked bastard, I am basically an autistic space hipster.
I would turn the villan into a donut and some water
You have complete Intangibility a là Kitty Pryde, but only your body is intangible. Any liquid, food or waste inside your body will phase through it, and onto the ground
Edited by KeironCioran on Feb 16th 2019 at 7:30:37 AM
I think I'd die of starvation before I got the chance to use it, to be honest...
TNP, you are Made of Iron... but when you are hurt (by a stronger villain, being buried under larger-than-usual levels of debris, special superhero-icide weapons, the likes), you take forever to heal and it's very painful.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.I just live a safe life as a lawyer, banker, or a teacher. No other super-villains in the world that I know of so precious little can actually hurt me!
Congrats, you are now immortal. However, you have to sign a binding contact ever year for the rest of your natural life. You will never know exactly what the details of the contract are, except that you have to sign it once a year to keep your immortality going, and that violating the terms of the contract will instantly nullify your immortality.
Edited by Soble on Feb 16th 2019 at 8:08:53 AM
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!You can shoot lightning from your hand, but it costs the same amount of stamina running a mile would. All in that one instance. Enjoy your new power, TNP!
Darn. I won’t use it then.
You can have the powers of each one of the Water Margin characters… but you also gain their personality, which can cause SEVERAL problems.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonMight as well not use them, then!
Hey, TNP. Yeah, you. Congrats, you get to shapeshift! Problem? You only get to shapeshift into fictional characters, and their personality overrides you when you do. On the plus side, it's not permanent, and they happen to get their powers too.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Pfttt, I'll just turn into the version of Superman who was always teaching "morals" to Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane. Super-powers vindicated by history and few that can actually stop me.
Heck, being Goku would be fun.
Hey you, you with the face. You want be the Human Torch? You want to shoot fire out of your hands and feet? Bam! slaps your hand Ya got'em.
Oh uh, thing is, you can only manipulate them within three feet of you.
And uh, other thing is... you're actually not flame-retardant.
Better google how fire works.
Edited by Soble on Feb 19th 2019 at 5:02:56 AM
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!Good thing I won't be using it, because I don't really like setting things on fire. Ask Scorpion or Zuko with that regard.
TNP, you can now fly, but only if the only thing on your mind is about doing it, and it needs your full concentration. In short, if your concentration fails you.... Have an Icarus death. Also, you can only activate your flight if you jump from high places, like buildings or cliffs. Have fun!
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Hahahahaha, I'm afraid of heights. Nope. Not getting any mileage out of that one.
TNP can now go through portals to other worlds! Just simply step into a dark, shadowy nook or corner and voila! You're now in some other dark, shadowy corner in an alternate universe!
The downsides? Why, you have Power Incontinence, you don't choose where the portals go (which can frequently lead you to bliss or agony), and you can't go back through the portal, requiring you to find another to make your way back home. You hope.
Enjoy! (^_^
Edited by AzurePaladin on Feb 19th 2019 at 12:36:53 PM
The awful things he says and does are burned into our cultural consciousness like a CRT display left on the same picture too long. -FighteerYes, I can pull something good out of this. I´ll just set up a 24-hour livestream on my phone, carry a bunch of extra charging banks, and have the most interesting livestream on Twitch. Life´s now a circus, and I´m now the clown, so goddamnit, I want to keep people entertained!
TNP, congraturations!!! You now have powers over ice, including bending, generation, and all the party tricks associated. However, I´m sure you´ll notice as soon as you use it, you don´t have cold resistance. Enjoy your instant skating rinks AND your frostbite, troper!
Doesn't that mean I can turn ice into water too? Heck yeah, free water refills!
TNP, you can instantly create any item... but it's a Shoddy Knockoff Product of the item you intended.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.I'd just use this to instantly make more of the ridiculous bootlegs I love xD
You can now turn invisible at will (which also counts anything you're currenly wearing)! However, you never just know how long you'll stay that way for (could be several hours, could be half a day, could be 5 minutes), you can't turn back again until the time is up and you'll need a minute or so to "recharge" before you use it again after time is up.
Edited by Zanreo on Feb 19th 2019 at 7:57:12 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"So this could the perfect opportunity to mess with people and get revenge
You can make holographs of any character you desire! However they may be subjected to A.I. Is a Crapshoot and will not listen to any of your commands.
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
...but it comes with a catch.
What's the funniest superpower/catch combination you can think of? (ex: You can hear thoughts, but you can only hear them in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.)
Edited by Soble on Jan 17th 2019 at 3:18:30 AM
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!