Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
as that's where we do the editing.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
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I will, assuming no one has already volunteered.
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Actually Zan thought of running this before last season ended, but she hasn't confirmed it yet.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
An eagle
- (Player1) finds a huge pile of clothes, with a sign saying, "Do not climb the mountain".note
- (Player1) tries to transform into a royal, but (his/her1) head explodes and splits during the process.note
- (Player1) and (Player2) are delivering chocolate to tributes and meet (Player3). (Player2) then says, "I love you", discouraging (Player3).note
- (Player1) realizes that (Player2) is a more beautiful counterpart of (Player3).
- (Player1) makes a post in a social media site that says, "Between a diamond and (Player2), which is more blinding to the eye?"note
- (Player1) finds out that (Player2) is afraid of colonels, so (he/she1) treats (him/her2) to some Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- (Player1) yells, "I Am All Powerfuk"note
- (Player1)’s rampant alcoholism becomes too much to the point (he/she1) kills (Player2) to move on with the plot.
- (Player1)'s rampart alcoholism becomes too much to the point it forms a huge wall of alcohol.
- (Player1) fights (Player2), transforming into (his/her1) superpowered form while boasting. (Player2) just says, "I'll ignore that."
- As (Player1) is about to torture (Player2), (he/she1) says with a menacing facial expression, "This'll put a hair in your chest!"
- (Player1) yells, "The Future! The Future!"
- (Player1) hallucinates that tiny blue humans called the Smurfs are dancing around (his/her1) feet, and some of them have turned into pickles.
- (Player1) forces (Player2) to tell "the truth" about (him/her1) to (Player3). (Player2) describes that (Player1) is "a terrifying psychopath."
- (Player1) tries to prove magic is not real by wishing to be "steamed and served with a side of melted butter." (He/She1) does and gets eaten.
- (Player1) cooks food using stones and other ores, with the result dubbed "rock-hard food".
- (Player1) comes across a mineral that comes from the afterlife. (He/She1) gets exposed to it and suffers from mental afflictions as a result.
- (Player1) comes across a mineral that can power objects. (He/She1) gets exposed to it and falls sick, with (his/her1) body threatening to crystallize. (Nonfatal)
- (Player1) thinks that cocoa is a great source of power. Thus, (he/she1) tries to steal some from (Player2)'s cocoa shop.
- (Player1) comes across a gold-colored mineral. (He/She1) gets exposed to it and becomes intelligent, muscular, and grows facial hairs.
- (Player1) becomes a cabbage farmer.
- (Player1) bumps into (Player2) while walking. The latter says, "Turkey sandwich" in response.
- (Player1) grimaces as every tribute likes a large, crude drawing of (Player2).◊ note
- (Player1) tries to pull out a golden spatula. (He/She1) is not worthy as a fry cook and thus fails to get it out.
- (Player1) tries to pull out a golden spatula. (He/She1) is worthy as a fry cook and thus successfully gets it out.
- (Player1) tries to drink a glass of cold water, but the living ice cubes inside get angry, bashing (Player1) when (he/she1) drinks the water.◊ (Also in Feast)
- (Player1) drops (Player2) from a helicopter and catches (him/her2) mid-air before parachuting. (Player2) then walks away after soiling (him/her2)self.
- (Player1) gets killed by (Player2), with (his/her1) body landing hard and forming a crater while lying face-down.
- (Player1) rants that (his/her1) world used to rip people's heads off and celebrate with it, causing (Player2) to respond with a shocked expression.
- (Player1) has to deliver a truck filled with explosives. (Player2) then calls (him/her1), asking if they should get drunk.
Also forget, but here's some requests for revisions too:
- "(Player1) applies to join the local Super Team. (He/She1) passes their tests of heroism and becomes their newest member." -> "(Player1) applies to join a league of heroes. (He/She1) passes their tests of heroism and becomes their newest member."
- "(Player1) applies to join the Local Super Team. (He/She1) is found too much of a bad guy and is obliterated for it." -> "(Player1) applies to join a league of heroes. (He/She1) is found too much of a bad guy and is obliterated for it."
- "(Player1) applies to join the local Super Team. (He/She1) is found too recklessly heroic and is kicked out." -> (Player1) applies to join a league of heroes. (He/She1) is found too recklessly heroic and is kicked out.
Edited by Billy5545 on May 11th 2020 at 7:59:52 PM
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
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A couple of events:
- (Player1) says that (he/she1) is happy today because of (Player2).
- (Player1) attempts to type "I am a tribute in the Hunger Games" with (his/her1) elbows. (He/She1) succeeds.
- (Player1) attempts to type "I am a tribute in the Hunger Games" with (his/her1) elbows. (He/She1) fails.
Light and Hope
Event dump time!
- (Player1) and (Player2) somehow manage to bond over how much they hate each other.
- After seeing an unexpected reveal, (Player1) laughs hysterically for the next few minutes. After recovering, (he/she1) tells (Player2), "that was so far out of left field."
- (Player1) promises to buy (Player2) a meal.... as long as (he/she2) minds the bank account.
- (Player1) eats a space lizard.
- (Player1) makes a photoshop edit of (Player2) smoking crack.
- After a booby trap catches (Player1) instead of (Player2), the latter remarks, "Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies."
- (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) form a study group for defense against dark magic.
- (Player1) forces (Player2) to force-feed (him/her1) a potion that induces fear, delirium, intense pain and extreme thirst.
- Fingers stretching out from nowhere, reaching for (Player1)'s throat, they're hungry for (his/her1) skin.
- (Player1) accidentally says "collage" when asked about (his/her1) college.
- (Player1) warns (Player2) that (he/she2) is only President.... for life.
- (Player1) becomes allergic to (his/her1) own sweat. (Player2) wonders how is that possible.
- (Player1) announces that everyone will be given boons. (Player2) replies, "whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I."
- Hold up, it's (Player1)ception!
- (Player1) insults (Player2), but (Player3) thinks (he/she1) was insulting (Player4) instead.
- (Player1) sends a toilet seat to (Player2).
- (Player1) tells (Player2), "never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig."◊
- (Player1) accuses (Player2) of stealing (Player3)'s video game. (Player2) denies it, saying that (he/she2) downloaded it.note
- (Player1) sees a field of sunflowers, and a coffin with (Player2)'s body, who died offscreen, filled with more sunflowers.
- (Player1) gains a suit of armor and a killer robot, named O.O.P.S.I.E. and D.A.I.S.E. respectively. note
- (Player1) wishes (he/she1) has more zippers.... so (he/she2) can tell (Player2) to zip it.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 23rd 2020 at 8:08:09 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
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- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) play a card game instead of interacting like normal humans. (D4914, N4968; "humans" should be changed to "tributes" for species neutrality)
- (Player1)'s laptop crashes before burning when (Player1) tries to use it. (D4510, N4560; second P1 should be (him/her1))
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) new gadget, saying that "60 of the time, it works every time." (Player2) replies, "that doesn't make sense. (D8632, N8708; should be "60 percent" since the % symbol doesn't render properly)
- If God had wanted (Player1) to live, he wouldn't have created (Player2). (FD3188, FN3197; P2 should kill P1 instead of P2 dying naturally)
- (Player1) comes across a cursed fanart of (himself/herself1) and dies from the sheer cringe. (CD4062, CN6179, should be fatal)
- (Player1) organizes Yoga classes to help other tributes find inner peace. (CD5987, CN6042; was set to 2 tributes when there should be 1)
- A bottled water drinks (Player1). (CD6124, should be fatal) * ([=Player1) comes across a poster featuring (Player2) saying "READ". (CD8368, CN8432; was set to 1 tribute when there should be 2)
- (Player1) comes across a poster featuring (Player2) saying "OBEY". (CD8369, CN8433; same as above)
- (Player1) starts to question (his/her1) existence after (Player2) reveals a horrifying relevation to (him/her2). (Player3) snaps (him/her2) out of it. (CD8384, CN8448; should be "revelation" and (him/her1))
- (Player1) goes back in time to kill (Player2)'s ancestors. (He/She1) fails and gets killed by them instead. (CFD2983, CFN3009; P1 should die naturally instead of P2)
- (Player1) runs out of toilet paper and desperately uses sandpaper as a substitute. (CFD3773, CFN3811; should be nonfatal)
- (Player1) uses a growth spell on a fuel can, but loses (his/her1) concentration and shrinks (Player2) instead.
- (Player1) disguises (himself/herself1) as (Player2) and talks to (Player3), but (his/her1) lies break the spell.
- (Player1) and (Player2) disguise themselves as (Player3) and talk to (Player4), but their lies break the spell.
- (Player1) brutally knocks (Player2) unconscious. (Player3) thinks (Player1) killed (him/her2), but (he/she2) was just paralyzed.
- (Player1) casts an invisible bridge spell to cross a chasm, but looks backward and falls to (his/her1) death.
- (Player1) and (Player2) ride on a giant cheese puff down a river.
- (Player1) is chased by a gelatinous cube and is absorbed by it, disintegrating (him/her1).
CAC, my ASAS and HGS Author Avatar
Let's see how long before Dr. Manhattan gets Worfed(Unless he wins).
CAC: (Attempts to remove Twilight's bracer) To show I've changed, I'll free you!
Underworld Angel
It’s been a while since I’ve been here, but it looks like I missed out this season. Hope I can get a spot in the next one, I’m excited to get back in the game.
Anyway, have some Ace Combat-inspired events:
- Today is (Player 1)’s birthday! A victory sure would be nice.
- (Player 1) decides (Player 2), (Player 3) and (Player 4) need to spend time in Solitary.
- (Player 1) and (Player 2) duel in the snow while (Player 3) plays flamenco guitar in the background.
- (Player 1) asks (his/her 1) buddy (Player 2) if (he’s/she’s 2) still alive.
- (Player 1) tells (Player 2) to “Stick with (Player 3) and you’ll make it.”
- (Player 1) is heard ranting about (Player 2) walking all over the crisp, white sheets of the bed (he/she 1) had just made.
- (Player 1) is heard shouting “SALVATION!” over and over while laughing maniacally.
Edited by TheSilverShroud on May 12th 2020 at 2:27:49 AM
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Viva la rabbit hero or somethin
It's been awhile since I did this, so have an arena event based on the chapter "Jeff" from Half-Life: Alyx:
Spores start floating down and alien growth starts materializing. A blind, humanoid monster with a flytrap mouth appears shortly afterwards.
(Player1) narrowly avoids becoming the monster's dinner.
(Player1) coughs non-stop, letting the monster know where (he/she1) is. It then savagely beats (him/her1) to death. (Fatal)
(Player1) almost sneaks past the monster, but (he/she1) ends up making noise. (He/She1) soon suffers an acidic death. (Fatal to P1)
As (Player1) is running away from the monster, a parasitic alien jumps on (him/her1) and engulfs (his/her1) head. (Fatal)
(Player1) and (Player2) sacrifice themselves to the monster so that (Player3) can escape. (Fatal to P1 and 2)
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) team up to kill the monster. They fail miserably. (Fatal to all three.)
Edited by Eredars on May 12th 2020 at 6:45:15 AM
"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."
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ULF volunteered as backup runner and found a good save.
EDIT: Psyche will also run a backup save in case ULF's turns out to be a dud.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 13th 2020 at 1:09:14 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
this girl is in misery
I did in fact find a good save.
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As it turns out, ULF didn't send Psyche the save for screening, and she's too tired to run right now, so Bale will do it. Apologies for the delay.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
this girl is in misery
Sorry, me discord broke.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
That's ok, but if you're having Discord issues, you can send as TVT PM too
"Leftover items still have value!"
this girl is in misery
True... Sorry, I forgot. Just had finals and shit.
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Well, please keep in mind for the future that it's a bad idea to offer to run, screen, host, etc if you know you have important RL commitments you need to prioritise. It gets nothing done and only makes delays worse. I would've been able to run after I had a shower and stuff the other day; you didn't need to be backup runner, and in fact, probably shouldn't have if you were that busy.
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Unfortunately, ULF lost the save, so someone else (preferably Bale) will have to run. To all new runners, please remember that this is just as big of a responsibility as hosting, and screwups like this will only cause delays.
EDIT: Dave and SAJ signed up to be backup runners.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 15th 2020 at 7:50:04 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
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~Tabby Girl 4 will be disqualified from the next season due to her failure to flag Quiche. While his age is unknown, he is generally assumed by the fandom to be 13-15 years old because of his feelings for Ichigo Momomiya, who is around the same age.
While we would typically disqualify a player from the current season for failing to flag their tributes, we have decided to DQ Tabby from the next season instead as replacing her tributes could make this already abysmal delay even worse.
Always remember to flag your tributes. If you're unsure, Google is your friend, or you can simply ask us.
We once again apologise for the delay.
Ruler of Everything
Reposting from Discord:
I’m so sorry I didn’t respond in time due the shit ton of homework I had to do. I assumed that he was much older and therefore safe at the time.I should of asked but I didn’t for some reason. A little peeved I can’t participate next season but oh well.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
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After almost a week of Troubled Production... Bale finally found a good one. He still needs a screener, but he at least gave me the save for safekeeping.
EDIT: Scipion will do so again.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 16th 2020 at 5:13:35 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Dagded Dujardin
And after a long, long, painful excruciatingly horrible wait... The Season is here! Each update's sold separately.
- Introduction Music
- Our Cast of (Un)lucky Stars Backup◊
- Battle Music
- The Bloodbath Backup◊
- The Trio of Evil Beasts fail to prevent casualties in the Bloodbath.
- Sasha plays with Cross to let him win some supplies if he guesses correctly, after a logn session of cup shuffling Cross picks the right one with his wits and wins her supplies.
- Anime Girl Truck reveals she's a hitman and is out to kill others.
- Botwoon is on to the fun now
- Manhattan uses his powers to throw himself outta the arena.
- Jomom discovers that her current objective is to survive.
- Docmom kills the President's stand-in before anything even occurs
- Granz arrives via train to the Games, who needs to be warped there when you can enter with style?
- Grigori gets forced to exit the Cornucopia in a hurry after a spooky scary skeleton appears.
- The Wizardry Party gets prideful and boasts about being handsome fellas.
- 2 ghosts and a giant dragon demon chase down a kid for some fucking bread, what gives?
- The Cornucopia finds Bane to be rather untasty.
- Maul finally gets his revenge... Only for the Egyptian Gods to ruin it. I gotta ask them why'd they even do that.
- Astronoir eats a wrong course meal and becomes nothing.
- Colin pulls an UNO Reverse Card and kills the Cornucopia.
- Smith takes a healthpack before the Cornucopia fully collapses and makes a run for it.
- Sylvia thinks Ranmaru's one ugly sonovabitch.
- Ahsoka turns to the dark side and murders raocow and Haruka.
- Vader paints some happy little activities in the Bloodbath channeling his inner Jedi.
- Day 1 Backup◊
- Jinku sends a monster to kill Hieroglyph and succeeds.
- Grigori tries to take out the Sacred Beasts but fails.
- MADE, Vader and Boy play a game of footwear throwing, MADE wins.
- Truck's tires end up getting burned by the Black Quill.
- Kristy wonders what kind of biological abomination Tyrone is, for he is an anomaly.
- Manhattan debates humanity with Ahsoka, Granz and Yoo, prompting a large fight over ideologies.
- Ranmaru gets nothing but BS for this Season.
- Jomom is driven to drinking by all the villainous/evil tributes of the Season.
- Sidious tells Lavinia that she's Generation Xerox to her mother.
- Tak believes Smith is plagiarizing works, but he denies it.
- An Area 51 raid fails miserably.
- Ri Jung begins farting left and right to heart's content.
- The Egyptian Gods beg for no bad karma after resurrecting Sidious, recognizing their mistake.
- Fallen Tributes 1 Backup◊: Astronoir, raocow, Haruka, Guardian Hieroglyph.
I don't think L3's gonna have much use for chocolate milk.
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In which Ralphie's Mom breaks the Hippocratic Oath and kills Snow yet again.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Oof, RIP Haruka
And Akiyama as a superhero, interesting...
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I really hope Kristy was just wondering about Tyrone's species... otherwise she might have an Enfante Terrible babysitting charge on her hands!
